( ί -ί) When I met her in real life, she was 400 lbs and rolling around on a scooter chair thing.
( ί ί) I have a cute bathtub!
( ί ί) And my Steinway is WILDLY SLIDEABLE!!!!
( ί ί) Causing the doily fringe to waft and tremble in the gloom!
( ί ί) Running backwards through the snow!
( ί ί) While wearing mittens!
( ί ί) DQN's new winterrific background!
( ί ί) It's SNOWING!!!!
( ί ί) I need emergency mittens NOW!
( ί ί) [You can view this response through the purchasing of a 4-ch MITTENS PLATINUM PLUS WITH A NEAT LITTLE BLUE BOW WITH GOLD TRIM account.]
Please do not say "4-ch MITTENS PLATINUM PLUS WITH A NEAT LITTLE BLUE BOW WITH GOLD TRIM account". The word carries a connotation that some find unpleasant.
Which word?
Actually, it is. The little known "arab ze" or ηΤP translates literally as "4-ch Mittens of a Positive Platinum also the neat gold trim of a small blue bow service."
( ί ί) This thread is so educational!
( ί ί) People keep handing me Christmas Cookies!
( ί ί) Gotta love them gentiles!
( ί ί) DQN is cool as fuck!
(ί ί) midi of acid jazzed evening!
( ί ί) I like releasing the emergency mittens!
( ί ί) I am sexually attractive!
( ί -ί) To pedos.
( ί ί) I am sexually attractive!
( ί -ί) To other men.
( ί ί) This thread is so education.
( ί -ί) So education.
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( ί ί) Snow is love, I'm no longer lonely!
( ί ί) I am liked more than Gramps!
( ί ί) Fireworks!
( ί ί) http://static.4-ch.net/images/pattern!
( ί ί) http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ !
( EΦEj@I have no character!
( ί ί) Silicon!
( EΦE) Check this out!
( ί ί) Good imitation crab meat!
( ί -ί) ...
( ί -ί) Webcomics aren't happy, Clonepa.
( EΦE) But it had mittens in it, and you totally spaz out every time mittens are even mentioned in passing.
( ί -ί) The fact that they're in a webcomic robs them of any appeal they may have had.
( ί ί) I prefer corporate approved syndicated comics!
( ί ί) Fred Basset cracks me up!
( ί ί) Someone next door just got a cute little kitten!
( ί ί) Mitten crabs! They look like they're wearing mittens!
( ί ί) Jones is making a mitten flavored soda!
( ί -ί) ...on second thought, that's kind of disgusting.
( ί ί) It still tastes better than Pocari Sweat!
i L_½Mjand Pocari Sweat is actually pretty tasty, if you've tried it. Like Gatorade.
i L_½MjI went to Japan. And the JPY-USD rate is almost the same as it was back then.
( ί -ί) I got to third base once.
( ί -ί) But then Junior struck out and we lost the game.
( ί ί) I like katamari!
( ί ί) The odds of me not being the most miserable person in the world are incredibly optimistic!
( LΦ`) Not only is he really dead; he's really most sincerely dead.
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( ί ί) My boyfriend!!
( ί ί)WAREZ!
( ί ί) Perfect UTF-8 Support everywhere!
i L_½Mj Even Korean sushi bar owners know how to make a good california roll.
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( ί ί) HEROINE NEEDLES
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( ₯-₯) SPORKS!
( ί ί) GOOD sporks with long enough tongs to actually use as a fork but with a round enough body to also use as a spoon!
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( ί -ί) Actually, those are kind of hard.
( ί ί) An individual's death ensures the greater survival of the species through continual adaptation and improvement!
( ί ί) Evolution takes no prisoners!
( ί ί) Gods can evolve!
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( ί ί) UP THE IRONS
( ί ί) I JUST PEE'D
( ί -ί) now my mittens are soggy.
( ί ί) I like soggy mittens!
( ί ί) I like winter! He's >>1 in my book!
( ί ί) http://becauseitswinter.secchan.net
( ί ί) Yay MITTENS!
( ί ί) I always release the emergency mittens because they make me feel good.
( LΦ`) You should save those for a real emergency!
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( ί ί) He wasn't saying ANYTHING!
( ί ί) I know, it was hilarious!
( ί -ί) beady eyes isnt happy...
( ί -ί) I feel compelled to reiterate...
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( ˃ ˂) I LOVE MITTENS!!!
( ί ί) I just won $400 worth of things on ebay for $300 plus $100 shipping!
( ί ί)...
( ί -ί) shit.
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( ί -ί) that was terrible.