( ί ί) The odds of me not being the most miserable person in the world are incredibly optimistic!
( LΦ`) Not only is he really dead; he's really most sincerely dead.
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( ί ί) My boyfriend!!
( ί ί)WAREZ!
( ί ί) Perfect UTF-8 Support everywhere!
i L_½Mj Even Korean sushi bar owners know how to make a good california roll.
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( ί ί) HEROINE NEEDLES
( ί ί) Flying on magical sparkly faerie wings!
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( ί ί) HERION
( ₯-₯) SPORKS!
( ί ί) GOOD sporks with long enough tongs to actually use as a fork but with a round enough body to also use as a spoon!
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( ί ί) TABLES
( ί ί) MULTIPLICATION TABLES!
( ί -ί) Actually, those are kind of hard.
( ί ί) An individual's death ensures the greater survival of the species through continual adaptation and improvement!
( ί ί) Evolution takes no prisoners!
( ί ί) Gods can evolve!
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( ί ί) UP THE IRONS
( ί ί) I JUST PEE'D
( ί -ί) now my mittens are soggy.
( ί ί) I like soggy mittens!
( ί ί) I like winter! He's >>1 in my book!
( ί ί) http://becauseitswinter.secchan.net
( ί ί) Yay MITTENS!
( ί ί) I always release the emergency mittens because they make me feel good.
( LΦ`) You should save those for a real emergency!
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( ί ί) He wasn't saying ANYTHING!
( ί ί) I know, it was hilarious!
( ί -ί) beady eyes isnt happy...
( ί -ί) I feel compelled to reiterate...
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( ˃ ˂) I LOVE MITTENS!!!
( ί ί) I just won $400 worth of things on ebay for $300 plus $100 shipping!
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( ί -ί) shit.
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( ί -ί) that was terrible.
d( ί ί)b Mittens on my ears!
( ί ί) how do you do the backwards b?
( ί ί)...
( ί -ί) oh.
( ί ί) The Elitist Superstructure!
( ί ί) Getting it stuck in my cornhole!
( ί ί) the internet
( ί ί) CUPCAKES!
( EΦE) What did Muffins ever do to you?
( EΦE) Who's this guy? I was talking about my cat, Muffins.
( ί ί) HAPPY THINGS!
( ί ί) Walken without rhythm, so I won't attract the worm!
Layin' the Smackdown!
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( ί ί) Shooting an elephant!
( ί ί) Free used panties!
( ί ί) Burning a public toilet with shit everywhere!
( ί ί) Spring is here!
( ί ί) Here being the Northern Hemisphere, which is the BEST Hemisphere!
( ί ί) 8 FILLES
( ί ί) Six Grapes! Best Port EVER!
( ί ί) Moving back to the west coast after living in flyover country for two fucking years!
( ί ί) Penis ejaculation!
( ί ί) Pen0s ejaculation!
( ί ί) VENEREAL DISEASE
( ί ί) Using Dadfs pube razor for my beard!
iEΝEj Mittens, that makes nobody happy. Not even your dad who wished for a boy instead of a girl.
( ί ί) SEEING THE HOLY MOUNTAINS
( ί ί) Mittens
( ί ί) THIRD TRIMESTER ABORTIONS!
( ί ί) Sauerkraut!
iEΝEj Is >>941 talking about what I think he's talking about?
( ί ί) SEEING THE HUMAN MELTING
( ί ί) WEARING THE HOLY MITTENS!
( ί ί) Penguins!