Dear Squeaks,
I left dinner for you in the fridge, as I'm going to be working the swing shift tonight. Don't forget tomorrow is trash day!
Love,
Mom
Dear Squeeks,
I really enjoyed our time together last time.
You really WA SHOCK.
See you around.
Mittens
Dear Squeeks,
I really enjoy this site, Channel4 BBS, because it's a BBS for fun and simple communication. There are lots of things I want to discuss today. This is the place I've been looking for, for a long time.
Yours truly,
A Loyal Fan
Dear Squeeks,
Thank you.
Love, anonymous.
Dear Squeeks,
I want a bicycle for Christmas.
I've been a good boy.
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Dear Squeeks:
Dude, I swear what you did was totally fucked up. I mean shit, I can't believe you had the fucking gall to say that. Where the hell did you come up with that complete line of bullshit anyway?
Anyway, it was plain fucking wrong, and totally uncool. You're completely in the wrong on this, and I'm not about to stand up for you this time.
Seriously, think about apologizing before you burn all your bridges.
Your friend in Jesus,
Father Thomas McGuire
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and chill out, dude!
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
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dear sqeeks,
you probably arn't even reading this
lo-fi girl
Dear Squeeks,
I hope you are having a lot of fun on your trip. I wish I could join you, but unfortunately work keeps getting in the way. You really need to mail me your itinerary, so I'll be able to mail you at your hotels. If the letters get there before you, the concierge will hold it for you. What you you call a concierge in japan, anyway?
Anyways, take lots of pics!
Love,
CG and the gang
Mr. Squeeks:
This is to inform you that I am executing the clause in the DQN contract ending our agreement on the 5000th day of September. I'm reclaiming the title and chattle pertaining to DQN. Remove any reference to DQN from httpd.conf and bind by midnight.
Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.
Sincerely,
Satan
Dear Squeeks,
Lordi is coming to Philly on August 17th at the Trocadero! Do you want me to get you a ticket?
Get back to me soon! I can't see how a band that completely RULED Eurovision won't sell out almost immediately!
CG
PS: Let the whole gang know about this one!
Dear Squeeks:
How's the beer in England?
Dear Squeeks,
I fucked your sister.
--Junior
Dearist Squeeks,
My travels abroad have been full filling. I have seen the pyramids of Egypt, the Effile Tower of Paris and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. Every night time fun woman I have had relations with have brought back memories of you. How I miss you dearly. None of this worldly beauty amount to yours. Someday I will be back again and we will hold each other tightly and love each other forever. Now, I am off to Pakistan to meet a dear friend of mine at a place they call the Red Mosque.
Love,
Jonathan Richard Smith III
P.S. I got that aids everyone is talking about and it's lovely
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and backpacking through Japan wasn't much fun. I got beat up.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
Dear Squeeks,
Sorry about that. I thought you were mackin' on my girl.
With respect,
Fisty McBully
Dear Squeeks,
No, that's a mouse. What noise does a deer make? I don't know!
Losing Sanity,
Gerald Bädpunn
Dear Squeeks:
I hope everything is going well with you. Since you're there, I have a question. What exactly is this "bacon bottie" thing that the poms keep putting into their systems? Have you had the guts to try it yourself, and if so, how did you feel afterwards?
Back here, everything is going fine, and my home will be couchsurfer approved in the next couple of months. Yay!
Truly,
CG
Dear Squeaks,
Please disregard the white powder (that is not Anthrax) that just fell out of this thread as you expanded it. It's just my dandruff (not Anthrax) acting up again. Feel free to inhale this mysterious white powder (that is not Anthrax).
Love,
Ms. Sprinkle's Kindergarten Class
p.s. Please don't find out who I am or catch me or anything like that because I'm a class of Kindergarten children and not an evil-doer.
DEAR DUUuuRURHHRH
DUR DHURHUR DHUR （●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●） DRURUHDR
LOVE,
DQN-KUN（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●)
PS DUR （●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）
Dear Squeeks,
Why are you incapable of cuteness?
Sincerely yours,
Jun
Dear Squeeks,
Thanks for using pattern.gif. It makes me feel like I made something good with my life.
The author of pattern.gif
Dear Squeeks,
Tell Jun to pour the tea.
Sincerely yours,
Shinku
Dear Squeeks,
My Diet Pepsi is flat, and I'm out of pretzels. I can't imagine how things could be worse. Should I turn the gun on myself?
Love,
Cosimo
PS It is delicious koolaid. I must drink it.
Dear Squeeks,
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, i need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
A little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now hes dead,
Mama, life had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away
Mama ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Bodys aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody, Ive got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama ooo (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me
Galileo, galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! no, we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby, cant do this to me baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me,
Love,
Freddie Mercury
-- After four days journey I arrived here without any accident and in as good health as when I left Philadelphia. The conviction that you would be more improved in the situation I have placed you than if still with me, has solaced me on my parting with you, which my love for you has rendered a difficult thing. The acquirements which I hope you will make under the tutors I have provided for you will render you more worthy of my love, and if they cannot increase it they will prevent it's diminution. Consider the good lady who has taken you under her roof, who has undertaken to see that you perform all your exercises, and to admonish you in all those wanderings from what is right or what is clever to which your inexperience would expose you, consider her I say as your mother, as the only person to whom, since the loss with which heaven has been pleased to afflict you, you can now look up; and that her displeasure or disapprobation on any occasion will be an immense misfortune which should you be so unhappy as to incur by any unguarded act, think no concession too much to regain her good will. With respect to the distribution of your time the following is what I should approve.
* from 8. to 10 o'clock practise music.
* from 10. to 1. dance one day and draw another
* from 1. to 2. draw on the day you dance, and write a letter the next day.
* from 3. to 4. read French.
* from 4. to 5. exercise yourself in music.
* from 5. till bedtime read English, write &c. My Dearest Squeeks
-- After four days journey I arrived here without any accident and in as good health as when I left Philadelphia. The conviction that you would be more improved in the situation I have placed you than if still with me, has solaced me on my parting with you, which my love for you has rendered a difficult thing. The acquirements which I hope you will make under the tutors I have provided for you will render you more worthy of my love, and if they cannot increase it they will prevent it's diminution. Consider the good lady who has taken you under her roof, who has undertaken to see that you perform all your exercises, and to admonish you in all those wanderings from what is right or what is clever to which your inexperience would expose you, consider her I say as your mother, as the only person to whom, since the loss with which heaven has been pleased to afflict you, you can now look up; and that her displeasure or disapprobation on any occasion will be an immense misfortune which should you be so unhappy as to incur by any unguarded act, think no concession too much to regain her good will. With respect to the distribution of your time the following is what I should approve.
* from 8. to 10 o'clock practise music.
* from 10. to 1. dance one day and draw another
* from 1. to 2. draw on the day you dance, and write a letter the next day.
* from 3. to 4. read French.
* from 4. to 5. exercise yourself in music.
* from 5. till bedtime read English, write &c. Communicate this plan to Mrs. Hopkinson and if she approves of it pursue it. As long as Mrs. Trist remains in Philadelphia cultivate her affections. She has been a valuable friend to you and her good sense and good heart make her valued by all who know her and by nobody on earth more than by me. I expect you will write to me by every post. Inform me what books you read, what tunes you learn, and inclose me your best copy of every lesson in drawing. Write also one letter every week either to your aunt Eppes, your aunt Skipwith, your aunt Carr, or the little lady from whom I now inclose a letter, and always put the letter you so write under cover to me. Take care that you never spell a word wrong. Always before you write a word consider how it is spelt, and if you do not remember it, turn to a dictionary. It produces great praise to a lady to spell well. I have placed my happiness on seeing you good and accomplished, and no distress which this world can now bring on me could equal that of your disappointing my hopes. If you love me then, strive to be good under every situation and to all living creatures, and to acquire those accomplishments which I have put in your power, and which will go far towards ensuring you
the warmest love of your affectionate mittens
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Dear Squeeks,
If we're so elitist, why don't we ever ban anyone? If find the decrease in quality over the pass few months highly upsetting, and I believe that the only cure is a good banning spree.
Love,
Poster #4
Dear Squeeks,
This board has improved immeasurably since September 5273rd. Thank you so much. Do you plan more bans?
Love,
DQN
Dear Squeeks, look at it this way.
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.
Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).
Dear Squeeks,
Most early bridges would have been swept away by the strong current. The Romans also used cement, which reduced the variation of strength found in natural stone. One type of cement, called pozzolana, consisted of water, lime, sand, and volcanic rock. Brick and mortar bridges were built after the Roman era, as the technology for cement was lost then later rediscovered.
Love,
Poster #137
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Dear Squeeks,
Every historical manifesto, as a program, a collection of aims, forms and principles of a movement is basically incomplete, burdened with itself and left to the dynamism of time (e.g. the Communist Manifesto, 1848, the Futuristic Manifesto, 1909), which exposes the short-lived, demagogic character of its foundations. The Elitist Superstructure of DQN is the realization of the universality of time; our organized activity is intense agitation and permanent, systematic, propagandist and ideological offensive. In keeping with this, our basic orientational standpoints are constantly being discussed and revised. Thus the program is not a theory of dogmas, but is continuously being amended, subject to dynamic transformation, i.e., constant revision and redefinition. A complete manifesto-like version therefore does not exist, but the basic theses and program documents are formulated and systematized in several regional groups, and concentrated in them through the 10 items of the Covenant. These ten items represent the fundamental program of The Elitist Superstructure of DQN's doctrine.
Dear Squeeks,
I hope this letter finds you in better spirits. After reading your last letter, I noticed the telltale mark of teardrops smearing your words. I appreciate your efforts to maintain a brave front, but don't push yourself too hard. Remember, you have us, and our love and support will get you through this rough patch in your life.
Love,
winter
Dear Squeeks,
I can't think of anything to say.
Dear Squeaks,
I left the bear on the counter. You can use him to open your soda.
Don't forget to turn the T.V. off!
Love,
VIPPER
Dear Squeeks.
all ur base r beloning to us.
Love,
DQN
Dear Squeeks,
Sit down, and write two letters.
Love,
Squeeks
Dear Squeeks,
You are a panda and I claim my five pounds.
Love,
DQN
Dear Squeeks,
I believe that concludes our contractual obligations.
Yr. Pal,
DQN
Dear Squeeks,
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Dear Squeeks,
Hi.
Love,
DQN
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Dear Squeeks,
From the family tree of old school hip hop
Kick off your shoes and relax your socks
The rhymes will spread just like a pox
Cause the music is live like an electric shock
I am known to do the Wop
Also known for the Flintstone Flop
Tammy D getting biz on the crop
Beastie Boys known to let the beat... drop
When I wrote graffiti my name was Slop
If my rap's soup my beats is stock
Step from the tables as I start to chop
I'm a lumber jack DJ Adrock
If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic
Dear Squeeks,
Your appeal has not been upheld for the following reasons:
Unfortunately the Data Protection Act prohibits us from providing you with copies of our internal procedures as you request.
This decision is final and we regret that we cannot enter into any further correspondence.
Yours sincerely
DQN
Dear Squeeks.
Squeeks.
S.
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squeeks,
your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
uwe boll
PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck
Dear Squeeks,
I have something to tell you please meet me in the class room after school. I promise it won't take long.
Love,
Kanada
Dear Squeeks,
I hear that you're currently couch-surfing through Norway. I hope you're having a good time, and won't get bitten by a moose.
Truly yours,
Ken
ps: skype me sometime when you get bored!
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Dear Squeeks:
While I was trying to jumpstart the 6800, I found that the mac address for ce3 was never added to ethers.conf. Can you get on that ASAP? If this dr test doesn't come off well, we may lose the contract.
Vikram
No using the internet on company time. You're fired, Vikram.
Dear squeaks,
so i herd u liek mudkipz
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a mudkip
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p.s xbox is hueg lol
Dear Squeeks,
I have upgraded your RAM. You now have 1.50GB of it. Enjoy Bioshock.
Your friend.
Dear /v/
GTEO
--
Love, Anonymous
Dear Squeeks
Who will bake the pie?
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Dear Squeeks:
I had a horrible nightmare last night, involving walking through a graveyard at midnight, and having a skeletal hand emerge from a grave to grab me by the ankle! It pulled me down into the dirt, and I woke up in a cold sweat.
I had to drink a glass of milk to calm down. It helped, but later,in my sleep, I wet the bed. :(
Truly yours,
Jack Schneider
Dear Squeeks,
We are 'A Panda'.
Please change it now. Real pandas aren't named ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃.
It's embarrasing to read.
Love from A Panda.
Dear Squeeks,
Please help. Nothing I spontaneously envisioned worked out like I thought it would.
Love from George Bush.
oh god how did i get there i am not good with letters
Dear Squeeks,
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Sincerely,
Jumped over the bandwagon.
Dear Jay Squeeksand,
Sales are shitty this month, and the cat is looking awfully hungry. What's the best cheap catfood you can recommend? There's no way I can buy both Iams and enough ramen to keep me going.
Thanks in advance for your advice.
Seejee
ps I read in theregister today about Australia's dick-biting snakes. Is that for real?
Dear Seejee:
Just buy enough catfood for both yourself and the cat, and share all month.
Jay Squeeksand
P.S. The Register is one gigantic trolling organization, secretly run by the GNAA.
Dear Squeeks,
THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT FRIEND
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Send this to five people who mean the world to you--brighten someone'say--let
them know that you care! :) Send this back to the person who sent it to you!Dear Squeeks:
You've caught me sitting at my desk, enjoying a soft pretzel and a Diet Coke for breakfast, a bit of a tradition that I picked up back in high school that has persisted for more years than I can count.
Does it really matter that I can't count to thirty? I'm still employable, ain't I?
What are you breakfasting on today?
Curiously,
Ekky Ekky Ekky
Dear Squeeks,
Where are you, chiefs, people, and commons from my ancestors, and people from foreign lands?
Hear ye! I make known to you that I am in perplexity by reason of difficulties into which I have been brought without cause, therefore I have given away the life of our land. Hear ye! but my rule over you, my people, and your privileges will continue, for I have hope that the life of the land will be restored when my conduct is justified.
Done at DQN, 4-ch, this 5414th day of September, 1993.
Kamehameha III.
Kekauluohi.
Dear Squeeks:
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Dear Squeeks,
The Obama-Clinton contest was hard fought and ended well, because it has given birth to a new sensation: globamaisation. This refers to the notion that in a developed and deepened democracy, like the United States, the lines between politics, culture, colour, creed and history are happily collapsing.
Globamaisation is the beginning of a new dawn whereby techno-democratic forces will drive silent revolutions across the globe.
Tunde Oseni
Oxford
Dear Squeeks,
Thanks for the board. The refined, cultured stupidity here makes my day.
Dear Squeeks,
I came home to find the digital cable box blinking on and off, and found that it was dead. On further investigation, I found an incriminating hairball on top of the box. Now, I'm not naming names, but someone small and gray is now forbidden from sleeping on top of warm electronics for the rest of her days.
That's it for me. How's London treating you?
Truly,
Ken
Dear Squeeks,
WHY DON YOU PRICKS GIV ME DISCOWNT ON PHONE I BOT ADVERTIESMEN ASYS I GET $20 DOLLAR OF MINUTES FOR BUY NOOKIA 6115T I BOUGHT NOKIA 7155A-S ITS SAME THINGS NOW I WANT MY MINUTE GIVE ME MY MINUTE OR I HUNT YOU DOWN AND HURT YOU I TALK WITH YOUR ASSHOLE STEVE B ON PHONE HE SAYS I SIGN VERBAL CONTRACT BUT YOU DON HAVE MY SIGNATUR SHOW ME MY SIGNATUR ON CONTRACT YOU ARE ALL FAGITS DON YOU KNOW WHO I AM I MAKE 2 HUNDRED THOSAND DOLLAR A YEAR I JUST GO TO VEIRZION WITH MY MONEY KINDLY GO TO HELL
Yours Truly,
"Scooter"
PS I AM A LAWYER SEE YUO IN CORT
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Dear Squeeks,
Let us suppose that the discipline of human reason can not take account of our understanding. The employment of our judgements would be falsified, by means of analysis. Because of the relation between the never-ending regress in the series of empirical conditions and natural causes, it is obvious that we can thereby determine in its totality, indeed, our ampliative judgement. Our understanding, in so far as this expounds the universal rules of the Ideal, can thereby determine in its totality the objects in space and time, as is shown in the writings of Aristotle. We thus have a pure synthesis of apprehension.
Since none of our faculties are speculative, what we have alone been able to show is that, in reference to ends, space, in particular, constitutes the whole content for our sense perceptions. To avoid all misapprehension, it is necessary to explain that by means of our understanding, we can deduce that, insomuch as the Ideal relies on our a priori concepts, the things in themselves are a representation of our ideas.
Love,
Psypa.
Dear Squeeks,
Hello I am COOLGUY ELITIST and I made the best post in this thread a long time ago, before other people who are not COOLGUY ELITIST starting posting in it.
Dear Squeeks,
I have received your letter of the 19th instant . . . asking my opinion as to your standing as a naval architect, and whether from your experience [illegible] enterprise, and faithful performance of your engagements in the way of your profession you can be relied upon.
It gives me great pleasure to state in reply, that you sustain the reputation in this country, and I have no doubt deservedly, of being a naval architect of great skill and enterprise, and that I should count with confidence of a faithful performance of any engagement in the way of your profession in which you might think it proper to embark.
You have before I came into it been extensively employed by the government in that [illegible] and have, as I have always understood, done it full justice.
I am very respectfully
your obedient servant
Andrew Jackson
Dear Squeeks,
Your message was perhaps one of the strangest pieces of email I have ever received. Although it is flattering to have a ``fan club'', in fact, it is a very bad idea. Unlike most of human society, science and engineering are based on the idea that each of us is capable of evaluating evidence and thinking on our own. Each of us can do experiments, work out the reasoning, and determine the truth for ourselves. There is no room in science or engineering for ``fans'' representing group approval over individual thought. One of my heros, Galileo, put it very well:In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.I am pleased to talk with people about matters of science or engineering, so you and your colleagues may certainly send me mail. I hope to learn as much from your experiences as you may learn for me. But please get rid of the ``cult of personality'' way of thinking. It is unscientific and ultimately destructive.Love and waffles,
Gerry
Dear Squeeks,
I've upgaded to version 8.28.8 of the non-free ati drivers, but I still can't seem to get the Fn-F7 thing to work on my ThinkPad. The release notes says:
> This release of the ATI Proprietary Linux driver provides Display Switching support for IBM/Lenovo Thinkpad products containing a supported ATI Radeon® Mobility™ product. This feature allows users to use the hotkey function Fn+F7 to toggle between display devices connected to the laptop.
How do I make this work? Thanks.
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Regards, and thanks in advance.
Dear Squeeks,
The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.
The Law of Fives is never wrong.
Kindest regards,
Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus
Dear Squeeks,
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Dear Squeeks,
I don't really know why you have a sudden modesty breaking out in dress throughout the Mediterranean or Europe from the Ancient Times to the Medieval Era. I've read of the dress of Cretan Women being a fluted blouse with no top on their breasts, a contrast to Scandinavian women who dressed in a high-neck tunic but had skirts that scarecly went to the mid thigh. My guess is that it was simply prevaling culture and fashion, with the germanic migrations enforcing their trouser-domination. While there might be some protection gained from wearing pants, or perhaps wearing some sort of quilted or padded leggings, I've heard it said that the common infantryman was rarely encouraged to have heavy metal armor on his legs given they'd be walking (Unless mounted infantry). Perhaps legs for a soldier on foot are less of a target than on horseback.
Either way, a solution would be towards having women who have legs either clothed in tight fitting pants (for not cock-killing), with greaves and hip armor, or with a naked leg like the greeks with greaves and so forth.
Sadly no hardcore of this catgirl.