( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.
(EÍE) 2GETing for later use!
(EÍE) Hey, Grandpa! Good thing we have a spare Part 9, right?
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(EÍE) Grandpa, there's another Part 9 with more posts.
(EÍE) ...most of those are "lol."
(EÍE) Should we use this thread instead of that one?
( LƒÖ`) We used to...
( LƒÖ`) Damn, can't remember
( EƒÖE) Same thing you did before bathrooms, throw it out your window on unsuspecting people below you.
(EÍE) Sounds like fun!
(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before your threads turned to shit?
( E-E) Don't you remember Junior? You used to ask me all your questions.
( E-E) Okay...a truel.
( E-E) TOO BAD YOUR GUN IS NOW MADE OF PILLS
( E-E) I know you don't have enough CTRL+V to kill me. This isn't 2-ch.
( LƒÖ`) I have the powers of CTRL+C And CTRL+V as well as the unheard of powers of CTRL+X
(EÍE) What was life like before Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V, Grandpa?
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( LƒÖ`) My eyes hurt. Junior, mind getting me my glasses ?
(EÍE) Glasses? You have glasses, grandpa?
( LƒÖQ) The monocle, it does nothing!
(-œƒÖœ) These are not mine Junior. You suck.
( EƒÖE) Anyone see my glasses? They were just here a minute ago...
( LƒÖ`)‚Â-œ-œ@These are yours? No wonder they suck.
(-œƒÖœ) Hello everybody, I'm Grandpa. Really!
(EÍE) I'm not falling for that again, Clonepa!
(-œƒÖœ) Who iz zeese klounba?
(-m-) Those are actually mine, durrrrrrrr.
(iœjĪªª²iœjDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MY GLASSES
(EÍE)‚Â-o--o So is this yours, grandpa?
( LƒÖ`) No junior, you dont need glasses when you have alcohol.
(EÍE)‚Â-o--o how is this alchol?
( E-E) And you say my plots are bad.
( E-E) ...
( E-E) ...I'm still here because I see no reason to leave yet. Hard to believe, but this thread can actually be derailed farther than it already has.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what was "vinyl"?
(^œƒÖœ) Yo, dis be RapPa, imma DJ widda bling bling PJ! I'm scratchin' da records and settin' da floah on faiya!
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@( EƒÖE)@Sorry, I unlocked the cages in the basement again.
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( LƒÖ`) god i gotta fart
(EÍE) ugh...
(EÍE) ...
(EÍE) So grandpa, what was "vinyl"?
( LƒÖ`) Vinyl was what we used to wear for pance, back before the great fire.
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@( E-E)@GrandPance in a vinyl coat was a sight that made everybody stick burning candles in their eyes.
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(EÍE) Was beady eyes actually funny?
(EÍE) I think I better go solo for a while to make sure everything goes according to plan.
(EÍE) No Junior, he was never funny.
(EÍE) Then why is he still here?
(EÍE) I don't want to know, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) You're making fun of me, Junior. That's not funny.
(EÍE) None of us have been funny for quite some time.
( LƒÖ`) You don't need to be funny when you're LEGENDARY
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@( E-E)@It's just Legerdemain, nothing legendary about gay magic.
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( ß ƒŽß) Hello, I came to look for my mittens Junior, if you know wha... OH MY GOD A BEAR! What shall a poor mittenless innocent little loli like me do in a situation like this?
( LƒÖ`) When did this thread stop being about me and start being about 4ch users airing their grievances using my face?
( LƒÖ`) Wait, is it happening right now?
(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before 4ch was popular?
( LƒÖ`) 4-ch isn't popular.
( ß ƒŽß) OH MY GOD THAT BEAR IS STILL AROUND! What shall a poor hymenless innocent little whore like me do in a situation like this?
( ß -ß) Get back here you stupid bear!
( LƒÖ`) Mittens you are a cheap little whore and you know it.
( ß -ß) Yet I'm not allowed to call myself a loli. Your hypocrisy astounds me Grandpa.
((ß -ß) Yep, Im just a gigantic cliche.
(((( ß -ß)))) it's getting cold in here by the way.
(((((((((((((((( LƒÖ`)))))))))))))))) Grandpa is evolving!
(EÍE) Grandpa, Let's go to the zoo!
(EÍE) Grandpa, we're not in a storybook...
( LƒÖ`) Stupid monkeys saved my life in the war!
(EÍE) Tell me this story doesn't involve poo..
( E-E) It does, and starngely enough it looks just like Grandpa.
( LƒÖ`) Back in my day, we used to wing it like the monkeys would fling it.
( LƒÖ`) However, while the vast majority of us have advanced past that stage in evolution, Beady Eyes is still struggling.
( LƒÖ`) Lets all pity him for a split second, and then kick him out of here.
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