( LΦ`) I'm way ahead of my time.
( LΦ`) sigh... You're really reaching these days, Junior.
(@₯ิm₯ิ) Don't worry about being eaten by bears, son. It won't hurt all that much. You'll go into shock long before they really start ripping chunks of your flesh off.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Whoops, had my Frankpa mask on by mistake.
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( ί ί) ZOMG! Death by bear! I can enjoy that!
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(EΝE) What plan? We'll all be dead in a day.
( ίΠί) Bears? I love bears!
( > A <) I hate bears...
(EΝE) Whee! One day left!
( LΦ`) Junior, would you like some kool aid?
(EΝE) Drink Grandpa's kool-aid? I don't know about this.
( LΦ`) C'mon, drink it. Clonepa did, and he's doing great. See?
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(EΝE) No, I'd rather be alive so I can see DQN end.
( EΦE) I'm still alive. I was just spending a little time dead for tax reasons.
(EΝE) I suck cocks
( E-E) Time to pay your inheritance tax, Clonepa. The same goes for everybody else tomorrow.
( LΦ`) Get out, beady-eyes. Take Clonepa with you.
( E-E) Be patient, Grandpa. All you have to do is wait a few more hours.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, can tanasinn save us?
( EΦE) Well, I can't say I haven't had a good run.
( LΦ`) You're far too modest. You've had a terrible run.
(;EΝE) oh god oh god oh god oh god we're doomed
( E-E) IT'S THE END
( LΦ`) Bring it on!
( E-E) THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION HAS COME
( LΦ`) Whaddya know, we're still here!
(EΝE) I knew we weren't gonna die.
( EΦE) B-but that was MY CHANCE!!! My chance to take the spotlight from Grandpa! Why??? WHY?!?
( E-E) I am thoroughly disappointed.
(`DL) WHY did you steal my question?
( ί ί) What are those red lights coming from the sky?!?!
( ί ί) Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see!
( E-E) I'm just a poor boy, and I'm ruining the song for you
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(ίΝί) It's the end of the world as we know it~
(ίΝί) And I feel fine~
(ίΝί) End of Worlds always make me hungry for a sandwich.
( E-E) You've been popping the happy pills again, Junior. Your eyes betray you.
(ίΝί) I SEE STARS!!!
(ίΝί) 5000 OF THEM!!!
i £ j Oh my God, it's full of stars.
( LΦ`) Oh my God, it's full of idiots.
( E-E) Ach mein Gott, ist ich fullen der drug junkies!
i EΝEjWhy is it full of idiots grandpa?
i EΝEjGroßvater, sprechen Sie Deutsches?
(ίΝί) Oh mon dieu, c'est plein d'étoiles !!!
( LΦ`) Stop it, you're giving me flashbacks of WW2.
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( LΦ`) nanda to?
(ίΝί) }z qs, ~ |~ xruxt !
( ί ί) Oh my God, it's full of Russians!
( LΦ`) In Soviet Russia... what?
(ίΝί) Mordor, o ho nono enter!
( LΦ`) Speak friend, and enter.
(ίΝί) 5001: A Time Odyssey!
( LΦ`) Who're you again?
(ίΝί) A giant pretzel!
( LΦ`) Arruckus -- men call it Doon, the Dessert Planet. It is a sugar covered wasteland entirely devoid of entrees, patrolled by a terrifying species of giant pretzel. This savage world is the setting for an apocalyptic drama. On one side is the evil baron Vladimir Hardchargin -- ruthless, voracious, extremely fat. Opposing him: Pall Agamemnides, the teen-ager who may {or may not} be the messiah. Paul's only allies are the planet's nomadic tribes, the fiercely religious, sweatsuit-wearing Freedmenmen. These forces clash in a deadly contest over Doon's one precious resource, a substance found nowhere else in the universe: the mind-altering liquid known as beer.
( ί -ί) I must not have fun. Fun is the time-killer. Fun is for
inferiors, servants and the help. I will ignore fun. I will work
through it. And when the fun is gone only I will remain--I, and
my will to win. Damn, I'm good.
( LΦ`) Man sure loves his singing.
(EΝE) Wish we did...
( LΦ`) Not too bad, Junior, not too bad.
( LΦ`) Watch out for those sunbeams, Junior. I read today that now photons have mass.
(EΝE) You mean they didn't before?
( LΦ`) Nope.
(EΦE) Those photons are eating too much lately.
Wheeeee! I'm a photon!
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( E-E) GRANDPA THE UNIVERSE ENDED ON 1993-09-5000 SO WAKE UP AND TAKE YOUR PILLS YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN.
( LΦ`) Okay, before I kick you off the pier to drown your sad rabbit self again, explain to me how there'd be so much fun happening after the end of the universe. Seriously.
( E-E) um... you're still asleep.
( LΦ`) I have to thank you for waking me. If you hadn't shown up... my sleep... would have been eternal.
( LΦ`) Do you hear me, Clonepa?
( LΦ`) I . . . am Grandpa. I am here to send you to your ultimate fate. You'll make a fine quarry for my final hunt.
( LΦ`) This thread is making me wish that the world really did end on 93-9-5000.
( LΦ`) What a train wreck.
(LΦ` ) Now, follow me! To a land of alcohol! ...and peanuts.
(EΝE ) Yay, peanuts!
( E-E) I don't approve of alcoholic beverages.
( E-E) ...or peanuts.
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( LΦ`) I was afraid he'd never shut up.
( E-E) Well, continue to live in fear, then.
( LΦ`) How many siblings does that beady fag have?!
( E-Ό)] OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!
( LΦ`) Take those foul things off before someone sees you!
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But sup anyway, Grandpa. I'll see you in a few months.
( LΦ`) Fine, but this time you're paying for the beer.
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