[Part 9] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (480)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 22:54

( ´ω`) 'sup, kids?

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 23:10

(・∀・) I moved my couch into the basement, next to the water heater.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 23:11

(・∀・) You need to change my litter box soon, by the way.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 04:13

( ´ω`) Damn it! Who ate all my Oreos?

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 14:23

(・∀・) I'll repeat, you need to change my litter box soon.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 22:30

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) I guess I'll just have to eat something else.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 14:59

( ・ω・) Junior, what was life like before the internet?

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 18:04

(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! What are these lightning bolts in your helmet?

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 23:52

( ´ω`) They make me go faster.

( ´ω`) I changed your litter box by the way... why did I find women's underwear in it?

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 00:18

(・∀・) I had pantsu à la mode for dessert on Tuesday.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 01:13

  へ-ヘ
  ミ*´ー`ミ How did you swallow an entire pair of panties?
〜(,_uuノ

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 08:05

( ´ω`) Children, gather around. I have a story to tell.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 14:55

(・∀・) Story time! I'm so excited!

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 18:44

( ゚ ヮ゚) STORY TIME!!!

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 19:05

THIS IS THE CUTESTE THREADE EBER LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 21:11

( ´ω`) I didn't invite you, Katy a.k.a. t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m.

( ´ω`) Please leave.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 21:37

( ´ω`) Ahem, now then.

( ´ω`) It was long ago when this story takes place. A young boy was marooned on an island filled with monkeys and leprechauns. Quickly the boy realized the monkeys and leprechauns were at war with each other so he grabbed a spear an...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzz

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 06:25

( ~ ▿ ~ ) moo

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 05:49

( ´ω`) It's September 9619th! Do you know what that means, everyone?

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 07:38

(・∀・) It's time for us to all say "nice" in unison?

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 22:58

( ´ω`) No, it means it's time for 3653 more days of my thread!

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 06:02

( ´ω`) Also, you're thinking of September 9669th.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 06:16

( ´ω`) Anyway, where was I in that story?

( ゚ ヮ゚) You'd just discovered that it was the Inspector who had switched the glasses. But the maid swore that he was on stage performing during the time the poison dagger was stolen. Then Roberts found a tape recorder hidden inside the bust of Frederick II.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 22:58

(・∀・) Coffee's ready, grandpa!

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 23:28

( ´ω`) Thank you, Junior.

( ´ω`) This reminds me of that time I wrote the screenplay for Batman Returns...

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 02:16

  ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)  
 (つ  )つc(_ア ミ∬
 と_)_)      旦

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 02:34

  ∧_∧   
 ( ´ω`) This doesn't taste like coffee.
 (つ旦と)  
 と_)_)

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 18:14

(・∀・) I have mistaken sugar for salt!

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 21:16

(・∀・) Also, I mistook the RV's blackwater tank for the coffee maker.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 00:47

( ´ω`) I have pooped there last week. Knew the taste was familiar.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 03:59

( ・ω・) They say Kopipe Luwak coffee is worth its weight in gold.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 20:03

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380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 01:03

(・∀・) Grandpa was in the middle of telling us a story, but he's asleep right now.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 01:29

(・∀・) He also drank hot salted poopwater.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 15:02

( ´ω`) Incidentally, "Hot Salted Poopwater" was the name of my hit ska band back in the '60s.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 17:23

(・∀・) What instrument did you play?

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 19:19

( ´ω`) The Viola Bastarda, like my father before me.

( ´ω`) Or so I'm told.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 21:43

(・∀・) Can I play the viola too?

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 15:20

(・∀・)

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 17:23

(・∀・) 你爷爷日穿你奶奶的肛门

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 17:46

( ´ω`) widdle chinkie goooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaam

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 17:00


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(҂`_´) yoo gon get it glampa!

<,︻╦╤─ ҉ - -

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390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 17:23

( ´ω`) To foreigners,
If you are planning a trip to Japan, please stop coming to Japan now.
You're too optimistic.
Now there are many Chinese who came to Japan before Wuhan was closed.
The Japanese government's system to prevent epidemics is extremely lax.
Experts from all over Japan are criticizing the Japanese government for that.
A pandemic will happen in Japan soon. You must never come to Japan.
If the pandemic occurs while you are in Japan, you will have to be isolated and suffer like
the passengers of the Diamond Princess who are now stranded at the port of Yokohama.
You must never come to Japan.NOW

thank you

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9666 18:34

>>390 I wonder how this will impact the Olympics. Just kidding, I think the Olympics are an overpriced waste of time.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 23:09

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you afraid of catching the Clonepa virus?

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 23:29

( ´ω`) Junior, I invented that virus.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 03:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, would we be safer in Chernobyl?

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 15:59

( ´ω`) Go there and find out, kiddo.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 20:34

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is that doctor wearing a bird-like mask?

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 13:12

( ´ω`) He is an ornithologist, Junior. Though why do I sense my death is imminent?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 17:23

(・∀・) Because you're older than dinosaur shit, Grampooples.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 13:51

(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me the story again about what life was like before refridgerators

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 11:22

( ´ω`) It wasn't so different, we just used to store all our food in fridgerators instead.

( ´ω`) Of course, if you unfridgerated your food, it was then impossible to refridgerate it.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 13:29

Hello, my name is Grandpoop Quilution

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 13:44

(・A・) Grandpa, I think I've reached the third stage of infection! I'm hearing voices!

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 14:35

Hola, yo soy Clonepa

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 18:58

( ´ω`) Yep, your beak has inverted, too. Looks like it's too late for you now.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 02:15

( ´ω`) Junior how do I get this IRPhook trojan off my new PMG4 Graphite

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406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 04:38

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407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 23:46

(・∀・) grandpa how do I become like my hero Mike McToy, inventor of the female fart whistle, the do-it-yourself cheese whizz maker & the famous hanky panky paperbag?

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:26

(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:27

(・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRACES

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:27

(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:27

(・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRACES

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:27

(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:27

(・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRACES

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:30

( ´ω`)-zzzzzzzzz

DENTAL PLAN
LISA NEEDS BRACES

( ^ω`)

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:31

(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:31

( ´ω`) (・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRA-

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 23:41

  ∧__∧ ∩ 
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  ⊂彡☆))∀・) クソッタレ!アメリカの豚野郎テレビのセリフを繰り返すな。『サザエさん』が唯一繰り返していい番組です。

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 07:36

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419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 01:52

( ⌒д⌒) 日本人であることを誇りに思います。 韓国人や中国人が嫌いなわけではない。反日やヘイトが嫌いなだけ。とはいえ韓国とは国交断絶がベストかな。中国とも離れた方が良い。

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 05:01

( ´ω`) なんだか知らんがとにかくヨシ!

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 05:55

(; ´Д`)The South Korean's meal is a barbarian.
A considerably cruel way to kill is done though it eats Inuneco.
Moreover, it sees and it is killed that the dog suffers laughing. For
the South Korean, the barbarian even where.
No do think nothing of even of the girl of cruelty in South Korea
though seem to be eaten by her. The South Korean is already the
lowest class under man.
The human nature that cannot be thought to be a person is hated.

422 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 08:15

what?

423 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 18:30

chop chop there's the pinky (°▽°)

424 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 00:05

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before anime?

425 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 00:55

( ´ω`) Cartoons were fun and not full of bizarre non-western emotional preening all the damn time.

426 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 04:43

( ´ω`) They also had what you youngin's call bangers in 'em.
Is this one of them new-fangled Youtube links?
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFBx3qYGxL8&t=126s)

427 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 12:11

(・∀・) Grandpa, where do babies come from?

428 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 16:38

( ´ω`) In most cases, a stork brings them. But YOU were unceremoniously dumped down the chimney by a big, hairy pterodactyl.

429 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:31

(・∀・) I thought Santa used reindeers, not pterodactyles.

430 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 23:19

( ´ω`) Santa uses whatever he wants to use, Junior.

431 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 02:40

( ´ω`) And they're actually called Hairodactyls, boy.

432 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 07:27

( ´ω`) junya get the gabapentin, this CSS terrorist attack is givins me war mamrees

433 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 12:02

(・∀・) It is a party, Grandpa! Haven't you heard about the 10000th?

434 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 13:55

( ´ ゚ω∘`) ボン ボンボンボンボンボン
( ´ ゚ω∘`) ボン ボンボンボンボンボン
( ´ ゚ω∘`) ボン ボン ボン ボン
( ´ ゚ω∘`) ボンボンボン ボンボンボンボン

435 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 05:15

( ´ ゚ω∘`) They stormed the French Legation
( ´ ゚ω∘`) They attacked with shot and shell
( ´ ゚ω∘`) And they came in blood-red blouses
( ´ ゚ω∘`) Screaming 杀手 as they fell

436 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 20:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before September 10,000th?

437 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 21:37

( ´ω`) Check the archives, Timmy.

438 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 02:15

( ´ω`) And the battle is going again, and the heart is uneasy in the chest
( ´ ゚ω∘`) And Lenin is young once again, and the young October is ahead!

439 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 15:02

( ´ ゚ω∘`) And can you tell me doctor why I still can't get to sleep?
( ´ ゚ω∘`) And nighttime's just a jungle dark and a barking M-16?
( ´ ゚ω∘`) And what's this rash that comes and goes, can you tell me what it means
( ´ ゚ω∘`) God help me, I was only 19

440 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 17:10

( ´ω`) Time to bump
( ´ ω `) all the open
( ´ ω・`) G r a n d p a
( ´ ゚ω∘`) t
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441 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 14:08

(̷̢̡̨̢̖̜̪̣̠͙̹̫̚͝ ̵̙̞͕͕͉̰͚̜̝̲͒͜・̸͉͓̍̓̉͊̈́-̴̡͍̲̮̜̰́̓̑͋̋͆̋̈́̎̿̕・̷̢̨̠͉͕̣͙̦̝̳̀͊̒̒͑̋̾͒)̷̨̩̣̰̯͚̺̭̯̟͍̎̽̈́͒̌̔̅͛̆̋͝͠ ̷̧̛̙̩̳̈́̈̒̂͂͋̾̍̿̂̎̕P̸̢̛̝̲̭͇̳͈̖̫͖͇͎͔̻͛̆̄̇̊̃̈́̓͘ͅĮ̶̦̹̮̼̘̞̳͉̺̈́̅̀̆͗̆̿̍̆͗͋͜ͅȐ̴̛̻̙̓̌̉͆̔̉̍̆̓͝Ë̸̲̩̦͍̹̖̠̻̥͙̪͕́̽̀͛̒ ̷̢̞͇̰̟̻̰̮̟̒̔̓̈́͛͋̒̀̽̓͑̅͘͘͠ͅF̸͉̬̹̻̎̀̾̽̿̀͑̂̃͗A̵̧͎̗̗̝̹͉̮̞͖̼͗͋͆͗̿̈́́̏̾͘̚Ṇ̷̛͈͙͉̰͓̓͌͑̓C̸̨̪̬͍͗E̸͉̯͓̞̦͔̳̙͛̌̔̄̇̊̎̈́͐̄͑͘͠ ̸̨̧͓͓͖̓̇̅̿̆̓͐͊S̶͍̠͌̂͒̐̓͊̔̌Ĭ̴̡̧̖̤̠̩͍͍̲̭̖̳̘̞̌͌̔̽̓̏͒̈́͊̓̂̕͠͠B̷̤͍̼͍̬͖͍̖͚̗̳͖̼̅̋̇̆̀̆́̽̆͐͜͝͝͝ͅB̸͈̯̥̻̲̣̖̬̼͍̾́̿͘L̶̬̺̥̦̞̥̻̣̺̮͓̦̓̌͋̌̇̂͆͆̀̀͒̆̌͜Ẽ̷̦̓͌̏̎̽̐͌̕͝͝͝͠Ġ̵̛͉̰̬̣͔̙̥̗̠͍̮͖͔̺̅̇̓̆͐͗̀͛̓͋͌̑I̶̢͎͚̭̠̤̠͈͎̝̠͉̖̯̻̅́͘G̸̛̩̦̿̑̄̉̉̐̏̅̕̚͠!̸̧͇̝̰̬̰̞̼̣͕̤̻̗̇̓̎̀͆̍̚!̸̡̛͈̼͔̪͖̠̻̘̱̬̻̼̹̓̈́̈́̏̇͊̌̆̍͠ͅ!̵̥̲͔̥̦̭͈̮̟̣̗̇̈́̊̑̈́͆̍̃͛̿͛͠!̵̡̧̦̬̬̟̱̝̍̾̇̓̍

442 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10265 17:00

ohh no the virus! le hecking virus! its mutaterinoooooo! your compooter has a wirus. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

443 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10281 06:25

(´ཀ`」 ∠)_ grandpa gave me a virus and now i must die. Get revenge on him for my honor!

444 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10282 14:18

(f∀0) I will get revenge, you fuck! Where's my jambalaya flu stew cooked by red kangaroos?

445 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10285 13:48

We love our gramps, our junior foreskin

446 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10307 20:04

 Everything is now safe.
   Please stand away from this thread.   ,,从.ノ巛ミ    彡ミ彡)ミ彡ミ彡ミ彡)ミ彡)''"
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| (:::..、===m==<|::::::゙:゙                   '"゙        ミ彡)彡''"
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 (__)_) ━━┻        ゙⌒`゙"''〜-、,,     ,,彡⌒''〜''"人 ヽノ ←>>442
                            "⌒''〜"      し(__)     

447 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10681 17:27

_ゝ what an Honor

448 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10682 19:06

ゝ:) what Horror

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