>>0 causes all females within 30ft of him to have mind-boggling multiple orgasms simply by moving his pinky in a certain way.
>>219 is a pretty cool guy. eh posts in DQN and doesn't afraid of anything.
No praise I could give >>223 would be suitable enough for his heroic masculinity.
>>231 is of far more impressive proportions than the man from Nantucket.
owns a giant crap silo!
>>238
Can't quote properly and broke some grammar rules. >>238 was last seen boarding a plane headed for Somalia after which he was most likely kidnapped and held for ransom. The grammar police paid off the ransom pretending to be his family. Afterwards, they flew him into the grammar zone of Somalia and proceeded to insert papers from A Guide to English Grammar and Writing, published by Oxford University, into all available orifices. His body was found in Kosovo and his arms and legs were broken and had severe burn marks on his chest and thighs. His family revoices extravagantly, sponsoring a parade dedicated to Grammar this year in New York. This is （ ・∀・）reporting from DQN.
（ ・∀・）is working towards an understanding of the concept of praise
>>241 can telekinetically bend spoons using only the power of his hands!
>>242 Is very kind to animals. A little too kind, which explains why dogs won't stop humping his/her leg.
>>243 makes very astute observations regarding human-animal relations.
>>247 is a good-at-praising-people-on-the-nonvirtues-of-their-blood-relatives guy.
>>267 thinks the word 'nigger' is funny. But he did move on from 'poop', so we must give him credit for his progressiveness.
>>268 Is so great, no measurement has been invented that can accurately measure and explain it.
>>271's hands are steady enough to evenly slice bread manually.
when >>273 does a pushup, he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down
>>274 Knows where electrons are, and where they will be going.
>>276, while he, like all of us, has his failings, is a decent and respectable member of the community and a lodestone to all who care for him.
>>286 is not afraid of dangers and he can shot with elecretic
i think >>287 is a pretty cool guy. eh posts on DNQ and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>290 is such a busy man, he mistook threads and replied wrong. That's a real hard worker!
>>301 taught me how to tie my shoelaces when I was but a small child
>>302 invented 2-ply toilet paper, saving billions of people from wiping thier fingers in thier own doodoo
>>303 uses his fingers still, purely out of concern for the environment.
>>308 Successfully created a machine that converts trash into gold.