ITT we solve the question above us [Part 4] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:25

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999

Yes, using link trickery.

Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 22:41

>>749
Early September 1993 (within the first 30 days or so), when AOL let a permanent and constant influx of retards in.

Some may think "oh no, it's more horrible now than ever" or "nah, the most horrible time was ____" or "the worst is yet to come", but it has essentially been the same ratio of horrible to users ever since that fateful time of auld.

>>751
Would you like a candy bar?

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 22:58

>>750
No thanks, I'm diabetic, you see... I'll give it to >>780 if you don't mind, alright?

>>752
How large is your member?

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 23:23

>>751
Depends on my mood.

>>753
Where be the milk all up in this piece?

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 23:47

>>752
The milk went bad days ago and I threw it all out. Sorry.

>>754
What is your favorite celestial object?

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 00:13

>>753
I'm quite partial to the sun, it's helped me out quite a bit throughout my life. Besides that I'm embarrassed to say that although I've seen lots of cool pictures of interesting space things, I never remember their names. I have the same problem with people.

>>755
How can I remember people's names?

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 00:30

>>754 when you first meet them, try to use their name a lot when you talk to them. "Hey liam nice to meet you." "What are you drinking liam?" "Haha liam that's so funny".

>>756 How many hooks are holding your curtains up?

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 00:50

>>755
Mo hooks!

>>757
What kind of soda do you enjoy?

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 01:24

>>756
I like energy drinks. I feel kind of childish buying them, but it's no exaggeration to say I am probably addicted. My favourite is a drink called "Relentless," which I drink about two or three cans of every day.

>>758
What is your favourite ship, and why?

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 02:57

>>757 cirno and suwako because they're cute together

>>759 what's your favourite prince song?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 12:27

>>758 Little Red Corvette

>>760 What is the most attractive looking Corvette in your opinion?

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 13:15

>>759
I quite like the '63, but that's just my opinion.

>>761
What can I do to evade the grasp of Google?

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 18:05

>>760 Try unplugging your modem?

>>267 How many slices should i cut my pizza into?

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 19:44

I'm not >>267, but I think you should cut your pizza into six slices, because eight slices is too much pizza to eat at once.

>>763, why do you suppose the previous poster mistook me for >>267?

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 20:39

>>762
267 is 762 backwards, and he just arrived from the parallel universe where numbers are backwards.

>>764
What is the point of life?

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 20:43

>>763
Life has a point as much as any abstract concept. What is the point of God? What is the point of Time?

>>765
Do you get sick often? If so, how or with what?

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 21:48

>>764
I've been suffering from depression. Other than that, I'm fairly healthy.

>>766
What is you favorite season, and why?

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 22:25

>>765
Summer, because I have Seasonal Affective Disorder.

>>767
What is the most unusual thing you have ever eaten?

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 22:47

>>766
Dog food, as a kid. Loved that shit.

>>768
Did you know that within every question is a hidden imperative to respond that is generally rude to refuse?

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6731 22:56

>>768
I knew. What's more, every sentence is an imperative by itself, a request to consider the opinion expressed.

>>769
Have you ever been attracted to someone of your own sex?

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 00:47

>>768
No, unless futanari counts. Which it doesn't.

>>770
Why do I keep doing terrible things to myself?

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 01:09

>>769
There's such little context here that I can only answer from my own frame of reference: you're either existentially confused, histrionic, depressed, bi-polar or very remorseful about a perceived crime or general pattern of behavior you've committed.

>>771
Why do you keep doing terribly things to yourself?

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 02:31

>>770
Out of habit, and because the immediate rewards often outweigh the long term consequences.

>>772
Who are you?

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 03:28

>>771
I'm the BOOOOOOOOOOOOGEYMAN!

>>773
Why are you laughing? I'm all scary 'n' stuff! I am! ;_;

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 03:53

>>772 Because I'm drunk and high and have chocolate and right now i'm not thinking about the things i'll most likely thin about when i lay my head on my pillow

>>774 Can you give me any tips on how to shut my brain off and go to sleep easier?

774 Name: !X/rPSv9NWo : 1993-09-6732 04:44

>>773 Just wait until your circadian rhythm hits its next phase and go to sleep then. Its too hard to force your brain to sleep

>>775 How do I tell the difference between U and W on the verifcation

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 05:42

>>774
Copy and paste it into your copy of Paint Shop Pro™ and zoom in about 600%. Intermittent CSI wizardry optional.

>>776
Do you prefer asking questions or answering other people's?

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 07:54

>>775
It depends on how interesting the question is, and whether or not I have a particular question in mind. In this case I don't have anything special in mind and your question is fairly interesting, so I prefer answering.

>>777
Do you feel LUCKY?

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 09:22

>>776
Every minute of my life.

>>778
What's the luckiest moment of your life?

778 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6732 09:59

>>777
I had a lot of lucky moments in my life, but the luckiest one is yet to occur, mr. triple seven.

>>779
What physical exercises do you do every day?

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 10:18

>>778
Masturbating.

>>780
What would be the most efficient way of killing Espeon once and for all?

780 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6732 10:20

>>779
A steamroller.

>>781
What would be the most efficient way of killing >>779?

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 10:26

>>780
By killing you first.

>>782
Why do you keep giving Espeon the attention he so craves?

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 11:25

>>781
I don't. He creates it, unfortunately.

>>783
What's your favorite obscure SNES title and why?

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 17:48

>>782
Live A Live. I know, I know, it's not super obscure. But most people haven't played it or even heard of it, and that's unfortunate.

>>784
What's your favourite game that was never officially released outside of Japan?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 17:49

>>782 Hmmm I had a megadrive and not a snes so I don't know many games for it, so they're all obscure to me. I'll say International Superstar Soccer Deluxe because I played it on an emulator and it was so much better than I expected it to be, it's really good.

>>784 What's your favourite obscure megadrive [genesis] game?

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 16:01

>>784
I have no strong opinions about any obscure megadrive genesis games. Sorry.

>>786
What is your least favourite colour?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 16:28

>>785
Maybe yellow.

>>787
How soft are your hands?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 16:36

>>786
Really rather soft. My fingertips are calloused from the guitars but that's it.

>>788
Does the Church of The SubGenius mock-religion amuse you?

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 16:48

>>787
I'm a proud member. I have the books, a little card or something somewhere from ages back, and I use Slackware Linux. I'm even named ``Bob''.

>>789
What makes a religion any less real than any other? The poster twice above you seems to think that our organization is a mock religion, whatever that means.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 19:17

>>788
What they are suggesting is that the founders - and possibly members - of your religion are insincere in their beliefs, and that their motivation is simply to parody those who do sincerely believe in similar religious systems. I don't think the religion is any less "real" than any other.

>>790
How do you feel about woodlice?

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 19:18

>>788
Age. If the religion is less than one hundred years old, it cannot be taken seriously.

>>790
If you were to create your own religion, what would be its core principles and beliefs?

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 19:57

>>788
All religions are serious, >>787 shouldn't have joked about them being unreal.

Also, I made a face of "Bob" out of obsidian in a secret bunker in Minecraft.

>>790
Do animals have free will?

792 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6738 20:18

>>789,790
Woodlice would be a cornerstone of my religion.
>>791
I'm don't know about all of them, but I do!

>>793
What is your opinion on bokononism?

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 21:09

>>792
It's just a coherent analogue to the unconscious belief system most people live by anyway.

>>794
If you were to create a religion, what would it be and how would you go about doing so?

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 14:29

>>793
I'd like to do something similar to Discordianism, but, obviously, that's already been done. Besides anything else, I don't think I'm charismatic/delusional enough to be a religious leader.

>>795
How do you feel about jazz music?

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 18:23

>>794
It bores me.

>>796
Tell me, which Touhou would you date?

796 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6740 18:34

>>795
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>797
How does it feel to be posting under Boeing 797 number?

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 18:39

>>795
Well I think I'd have to go with Yuyuko, considering she's my waifu and all.

>>797
How much do you agree with the sentiment of this song?
http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/Plenty+More/4iYqaA?src=5

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 20:49

>>797
I don't. It was pretty boring and I couldn't keep listening.

>>799
Do you find 3D girls disgusting?

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 21:17

>>798
Not particularly. They're no more disgusting than I am. I simply have no interest in them, romantically or otherwise.

>>800
What is the most exciting thing you have done today?

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 23:05

>>799
I got the 800th post in a thread. Apart from that, my day mainly consisted of shopping for gloves, getting a haircut, and watching a fresh Windows 7 setup repeatedly reboot for updates. So yeah, I'd have to say >>800GET has been the highlight of my day so far.

801 Name: >>800 : 1993-09-6740 23:07

Sorry about that.

>>802
Where would you like to spend your eventual retirement?

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 23:09

>>801
In a coffin.

>>803
What is the least exciting thing you have done today?

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 08:31

>>802
I drank a glass of water! That's my accomplishments for this day so far!

>>804
Who do you love most?

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 09:21

>>803
My mom, I guess

>>805
How do you like your rice?

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 10:23

>>804
Nice, soft, clean, warm, and delicious.

>>806
Have you ever had a continuous streak of bad luck for more than three or four days?

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 10:47

>>805
No, but I have had extended periods of illness or discomfort.

>>807
I asked a girl to be my Valentine! How do you think she'll respond? I think she's AFK right now 3:

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 14:15

>>806
Judging by your use of the acronym "AFK", I think she'll respond by typing on a keyboard.

>>808
What are your tea drinking habits like?

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 17:01

>>807 I rarely drink tea. Usually the only reason I drink tea is because there is nothing else for me to drink.

>>809 What food did you eat that you hated the most?

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 18:29

>>808
Calamari. I hate seafood in general, but calamari was all gooey and horrible. Just thinking about it makes me feel sick.

>>810
How are you spending your Valentine's Day?

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 18:47

>>809
Playing a VN and growing steadily more depressed as I realize, though I was initially excited when buying her chocolate and a gift, my ex is the last person I want to see today.

>>811
What's one of your favorite works of classical literature?

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 18:55

>>810
Macbeth.

>>812
What's one of your least favourite works of classical literature?

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 19:18

>>811
Frankenstein. I feel it was poorly written and overrated, and most people misattribute the movie's influence to the novel itself.

>>813
What's one of your favourite classic movies?

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 21:30

>>812
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb. It's one of the few classic movies I have watched that I never found dull.

>>814
If you were able to choose between too hot and too cold weather for the next month, which would you pick?

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 21:41

>>813
Hot! Fuck snow.

>>815
What are your siblings like, if you have any?

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 22:24

>>814 My sister is a year younger than I am. She and I are (obviously) diametric opposites. She's a Glee-loving thespian/musician who befriends everyone and goes to a liberal-arts college. I am just a borderline-NEET misanthrope. Everyone can tell that we're siblings, though.
>>816 What's your opinion on incest?

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 22:27

>>815
It arouses me greatly.

>>817
What is your biggest fetish?

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 22:33

>>816
It changes over time but the one that has been constant since I hit puberty is skirts. Right now for some reason I'm also into girls getting fucked in the mouth and pussy simultaneously, that's the basic skill of a double barreled gunman.

>>818
What is your biggest turn-off?

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:00

>>817 Anorexic women.

>>819 what is your favorite game that is similar to Zelda on the NES/FC and SNES/SFC?

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:01

>>817
Promiscuity. I am a very insecure person and so much as knowing a girl (2D or 3D) has kissed someone else really lowers my opinion of her.

>>819
What is your least favorite anime, and why?

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 02:00

>>818
Maybe not that similar, but...
NES: Mother
SNES: Zombies ate my Neighbors

>>819
It's hard to say because I don't watch much anime and I don't know much about terrible shows. Off the top of my head, I'd say Durarara!! just because I had high expectations for it and it let me down in many ways.

>>821
If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be?

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 07:13

>>820
a microwave

>>822
Is the answer to this question no?

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 07:13

>>820
An oven.

>>822
What are you having for dinner tonight?

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 13:40

>>821
Absolutely not!

>>822
Rice and things. Not fully decided yet.

>>824
Have you ever played Dungeons & Dragons?

824 Name: winter!ekvinNiYa. : 1993-09-6742 13:59

>>823 I have char sheets older than you.

>>825 Do your hands feel cold today?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:14

>>824
They're cold right now! My toes, too!

>>826
Who is winter!ekvinNiYa? Should I know winter!ekvinNiYa?

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:20

>>825
I have no idea, but at least he isn't Espeon or his delusional acolyte.

>>827
How do you feel about people bumping really old threads to the front page?

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:22

>>826
It doesn't bother me in the least. (And delusional? Really?)

>>828
How do you feel about foggy weather?

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 16:38

>>827
It's very atmospheric, but I wouldn't want it all the time.

>>829
What is your blood type?

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 20:23

>>828
I have no idea. But my blood pressure is very low.

>>829
Post the lastest photo taken on your cell phone camera that does not have people in it.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 20:59

>>829
I think you're in the wrong thread!

>>831
What is the ugliest thing (barring me, my mother, etc) in the entire universe?

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 21:03

>>830 An aborted fetus that was crushed by a car and then processed in a meat grinder

>>832 What is the worst anime you ever saw?

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 22:22

>>831
It's a tie between Musashi Gundou and LOVE♥LOVE? (with joke subs from Jellyfish Anime Reviews).

>>833
How do I reclaim eloquence?

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 01:38

>>832
Read old novels and look up words you don't recognise in an online dictionary (I recommend wiktionary).

>>834
What should I attempt to program in Python?

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 06:03

>>833
A polynomial-time algorithm to solve the traveling salesperson problem.

>>835
What extra DSP should I throw into my live electronic set tomorrow?

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 17:54

>>834
I'm not entirely sure what an "extra DSP" or "live electronic set" is, but judging by your mention of "tomorrow", it's already happened anyway.

>>836
If I were to revive the D&D thread, would you be willing to post in it?

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 20:12

>>835
I've been posting in it. I think that someone beat you to it in reviving it...

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 00:21

>>838 What's your favourite condiment you enjoy with a meal?

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 18:21

>>837
These days, it's Mayo. I'm tired of ketchup, and never liked mustard.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 18:53

>>840
How are you today?

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 18:56

>>839
Fine.

>>841
And yourself?

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 22:02

>>840 Well, I woke up and felt a little down for some reason, then I had to go to the jobcentre and the man talked a lot about me getting into a callcentre, which made me feel eve lower, but then walking home I saw a cute girl walking along a wall by herself and it shone a few sunbeams into my heart. I guess I'm okay now.

>>842 do you believe in Jesus Christ?

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 10:33

>>841
I don't completely believe in anything, but on my personal relative belief-scale I'd say Jesus Christ (the historical person) is around 70% and Jesus Christ (the holy savior) is around 3%.

>>843
What television series, movie, and/or anime should I watch?

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 13:17

>>842
Why not watch Gintama?

>>844
Why do you choose to keep living?

844 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6748 15:09

>>843
Do we really have a freedom of choice?

>>845
What is the value of personality?

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 19:07

>>844
It distracts from appearance.

>>846
What must one have done to "win" life?

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 19:50

>>845
Made over a million dollars (starting out with none) or over a billion (starting with a million). If you were born a billionaire, congrats! You've won life already, now just kick back and relax :-)

>>847
Who is your DQN crush?

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 19:53

( ⌒-⌒) >>846 no one, i'm 3 leagues above everyone here

( ⌒-⌒) >>848 don't you wish you were as handsome, intelligent and generally wonderful as me?

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 20:49

>>847
(;-;) Yes

>>849
What color should I dye my hair? It's black right now.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 21:43

>>848
A nice blue. Not look-at-me-I'm-so-quirky blue, but something that shows you are willing to dye your hair unusual colors but pull it off fantastically.

>>850
What is your favorite English word?

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