ITT we solve the question above us [Part 4] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:25

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999

Yes, using link trickery.

Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 02:40

>>849 "melancholy" or "cuntflaps"

>>851 what flavour is your deodorant of choice?

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 07:35

>>850
Salty teen girl by the sea (wearing tight sky blue shorts)

>>852
What's your favorite PC game?

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 11:39

>>851 Hmmmm I think I'd have to say Unreal Tournament.

>>853 Where did you buy the underwear you are wearing right now?

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 15:12

>>852
The store where I buy my food and drinks and shoes and music, too!

>>854
Vim or Emacs? Learn one, or both, if you haven't.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 16:02

>>853 I'm an artist, not a programmer! My skills don't go much past visual basic and a little python

>>855 What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery?

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 16:31

>>854
Food for homeless people, and myself (ww)

>>856
What do you find to be beautiful? What is beauty, to you?

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:41

>>855 I am a chubby chaser that likes Japanese BBW.

>>857 Tell me somthing about your dream girlfriend that makes her different from the majority of people's dream girlfriends.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 00:17

>>856 she doesn't mind cutting me, she knows life is pointless and she wants to die with me

>>858 What is the worst thing humanity has ever done?

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 01:46

>>857
Reveled in its own ignorance.

>>859
What's the worst thing you've ever done?

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 03:01

>>858 Poured bleach all over my little brother when he was sleeping a few years ago

>>860 What is mankind's #1 proudest achievement?

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:01

>>859
Art.

>>861
What is mankind's #1 DQNest achievement?

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:08

>>860
America.

>>862
How was your day and what happened?

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:15

>>561
You should apply for unemployment benefits in the meantime.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:44

Oh wow, that's embarrassing. Well to make up for it, I should answer >>861.

Let's see, this morning I woke up feeling more energetic than normal because I actually went to bed early for once. It was raining so I got soaked on the bike ride to work. Work had some disastrous moments that stressed me out even though it wasn't my fault. I spent a good part of the day not on real work, but trying to solve various problems with my new EEE PC on which I recently installed lubuntu. For lunch I had fried fish, rice, salad and soup. At some point I replied in the wrong thread on DQN, which brings us to now.

>>864
What did you have for your last lunch?

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 13:44

>>863, I ate a turkey sandwich and a small package of cheese-flavored crackers from the vending machine in the cafeteria of my place of employment, accompanied by a diet Mt. Dew from the same source.

>>865, what is truth?

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 16:28

>>864 truth is beauty, and/or sincerity

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 16:28

>>867 Where did you come from?

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 17:00

>>866
My mother's hole.

>>868
Are you fond of your family?

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 18:13

I am. I wouldn't exist without them!

Why do people have to explicitly state the number of previous and next post? Look at the beginning of this thread, look at the previous thread! No one did that.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 18:35

>>868
We're pedantic and traditional folk. It's not only nostalgic, but a way of clarifying precisely who said what. Also it preserves the nature of the thread and saves minute confusion should mis-posts such as >>862 happen.

>>870
What is philosophy? Why would anyone need it?

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 04:13

>>869
Humans naturally desire to question. Philosophy provides answers to those questions, or at least guidelines to finding the answers.

The desire to question itself is most likely an evolutionary impetus. Answering questions helps us process our environment and thus improve our quality of life and shape the future to our advantage. Of course one question leads to another, and soon enough the simple question of "how do I survive" turns into "why must I survive." Philosophy exists to assist us in grappling with these unanswerable questions.

>>871
What's your life philosophy, in general?

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 04:43

>>870
Take it easy and enjoy beauty where I can see it!

>>872
What's your favorite kind of `junk' food?

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 05:11

>>871 hey we have a similar outlook! hmm i like kfc but i'm getting sick of it cos i keep getting it free

>>873 Why might I have a lump next to my scrotum?

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 13:24

>>872
It's called a "penis" and it's quite normal to have one.

>>874
Why can't I think of a good question?

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 15:24

>>873 You already know everything you need to know.

>>875 How many divide by zero jokes can all the world's nerds invent?

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 16:12

>>874
Realistically, 0/0

>>876
How many do you think is 0/0?

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 17:08

>>875 question does not exist to humans

>>878 Would you cry if you heard a /dqn/ poster died?

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 17:16

>>876
Probably not. It takes a lot for me to cry (unless you count chopping onions as a lot).

>>878
When was the last time you cried?

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 19:07

>>877 When a little girl played me my favourite song on guitar

>>479 Do you like to drink alcohol socially?

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 19:12

>>878
Whether I enjoy drinking alcohol or not is entirely independent of who I'm with.

>>880
What, if anything, are your plans for the weekend?

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 02:05

>>879
Homework, gaming, IRC, and boards.

>>881
What's your IRC handle for Rizon / synIRC?

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 04:33

>>880
evelyn. I don't actively pretend to be a girl, however, and most people realize I'm not. But there's an ircop who once took a liking to me in his drunken stupor and proceeded to OP me in a bunch of random channels. It was rather annoying.

>>882
How long have you been using the internet? How has your experience changed? Would you say you spend inordinate amounts of time on it?

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 17:09

>>881 Hmmmm... we got BT dialup when I was in my early teens, and I used it to look up playstation cheats, download songs from the itunes store when i was given gift vouchers, and porn while my mother was at work and my brothers were upstairs. Now I'd say I have a er rich alternate life on the Internet, but I wouldn't go so far to say I live on it, I still have an active social life with many other pastimes, a lot of which are fuelled by the Internet though. I suppose my experiences have grown rather than changed, I now download shitloads of music, have a neatly arranged porn links folder for a range of fetishes, and am passionate about lots of things I wouldn't have heard about were it not for the Internet.

>>883 What was the last thing you masturbated to?

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 17:45

>>882
Sayori's Neko Paradise. Which I feel guilty about because she's one of my favorite artists ever and I was always "that guy" who raved about how good her character designs were rather than how much I fap to them. Oh well.

>>884
What is the most guilt-inducing thing you have ever masturbated to?

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 18:01

>>883
Semi-consensual loli.

>>885
What's the least sexual thing you have ever masturbated to?

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 23:59

>>884
The song "Power Down" from Epsilon Minus.

>>886
Which country do you live in?

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 00:01

>>885
Japan.

>>887
What's the name of your computer(s)?

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 00:04

>>886
I call her Veronica.

>>888
How did you come across 4-ch?

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 00:39

>>887
I heard about it on iichan.

>>889
What is your website's url, or if you don't, why not?

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 03:12

>>888 my company website is under construction just now (by me) but here is my tumblr http://neillheartsyou.tumblr.com

>>890 Go back five pages on my tumblr, what are your first impressions of me and the kind of person I am?

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 03:53

>>889
My first impression is that you are probably a 20-something netizen with a somewhat discerning eye but too much individualism. You occasionally have good taste and originality, but have yet to perfect the aesthetic. Sometimes you try too hard. If I knew you I'd probably be your friend but be secretly elitist about it.

>>891
How are your relations with your family?

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 05:27

>>890
Terrible. We do not get along at all.

>>892
What is the greatest band ever?

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 10:00

>>891
My tastes are too wide and varied to pick out a favorite anything, really. At the moment, however, I'm enthralled with Finnish indie bands such as Rubik and Disco Ensemble. Also I recently got into the chiptune artists Starscream and IAYD.

>>893
List a favorite band from each of the genres you like.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 14:11

>>892
I wrote out a long list but then I realized that's not a question! (also I'm too shy to post more about my musical tastes on DQN.)

>>894
How do I get out of the portrait portrait grisly?

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 15:53

>>893
I don't know what that is and nor does google. Sorry.

>>895
What do you do to cheer yourself up when you're ill?

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 06:48

>>894
Video games, porn, drinking juice, eating cinnamon toast. If I'm too ill do even do those things, I put on a random television or movie that I like while I drift off to sleep.

>>896
What's your claim to internet fame?

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 16:00

>>895
I've made a lot of awful posts on forums.

>>897
Any thoughts on the Sonichu sagas?

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 17:17

>>896 no thoughts, i know what you're talking about but never had any interest in it.

>>898 Are there any sites where you'd say you are somewhat known, e.g. someone would recognise your name from previous posts and regard you as a person rather than a random poster?

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 18:00

>>897
No, and that's exactly how I like it to be.

>>898
What is your favourite type of cheese?

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 01:30

>>898 Lockerbie Mature Cheddar

>>900 Do you like skateboards?

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 04:28

>>899
I think they're cool.

>>901
What is your first name?

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 09:32

>>900
Carl.

>>902
Is theoretical physics cool?

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 16:15

>>901
I think it's neat, but not cool like cold fusion or anything.

>>903
How do you feel about Buddhism?

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 16:16

>>901 I think so.

>>903 What would you call yourself if you decided to be a hip hop emcee?

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 13:05

>>902
Lacking in shrine maidens. Otherwise, I quite like the idea of it.

>>903
"Jimmy Jam-Jars"

>>905
Which is your favourite character thread?

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 00:28

>>904
Tablecat.

>>906
Do you wear socks?

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 00:30

>>905
Yes. And currently I am wearing my girlfriend's black knee-high socks.

>>907
If you could grant one wish unto your best friend, what would it be?

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 10:34

>>906 Make him become super wealthy, and hopefully he shares some of that wealth with me.

>>908 What is it like in the alternate universe where the U.S.S.R. is still together even in 2012?

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 13:42

>>907
Alternate universe threads are outlawed as subversive capitalist propaganda, much like most science fiction. Also, 4chan's boards all embed a flash file playing the Soviet anthem on an endless loop. Apart from that, it's mostly business as usual.

>>909
How should I monetize my Japanese language skills?

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 21:40

>>908
Kidnap rich Japanese businessmen and hold them for ransom.

>>910
How much do you like penguins?

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 21:59

>>909
Kind of a lot. In high school I even designed a machine whose sole purpose was to transport one safely to penguin-rich areas and insulate one from the harsh climate, allowing ample time to select one's penguin of choice and bring it home instantly. Actually, in middle school I also illustrated a series of comics based off the everyday adventures of Tux, the GNU/Linux penguin. I'm pretty sure my fascination with Linux over Unix and BSD back then was due almost solely to the fact that Tux was its mascot.

Thinking farther back, to elementary school nonetheless, I remember a small picture-book I had written for a class project. And guess who my subject was? That's right. Penguins. It was about how they got their sleek, tuxedo-like exterior. You see, a lot of male penguins were confused about the gender of their prospective mates, as every penguin was solid white in color. So they had a meeting and decided the best solution was to paint themselves in the spirit of suave manhood. Thus they contrived the tuxedo-feathering. Throbbing in success, they began to set their sights higher. Hollywood; the big screen; Broadway. And so they left for America, intent on fame and fortune, leaving their female counterparts to slave away in the bleak environs of the Arctic. I stopped there though and didn't give an explanation as to why female penguins are also partly black.

>>911
Is there any animal you have a particular fascination with?

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 22:48

>>910

> Tux, the GNU/Linux penguin

You mean the Linux penguin.

> Is there any animal you have a particular fascination with?

Penguins.

>>912
If you could magically have one person die and get away with it, who would you choose and why?

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 19:29

>>911
Tokiko. I dare say it's pretty obvious why.

>>913
What is the earliest post you can remember making on DQN?

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 22:22

>>912
I can't find it now, but it was in the first "time travel" thread.

>>914
I have started a cult wherein the main, nay only, tenet is "Don't Be A Dick". How can I popularize it?

914 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6760 00:37

You should waste your money on SEO and context ads.

What is a good way to increase the quality of life without too much effort?

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 07:13

>>913
Be really nice to a bunch of people and give them business cards afterwards. Also you should have a cool slogan.

>>916
If you were a computer, what would you be?

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 08:13

>>915
A server for freedom hosting.

>>917
What is the best book you have read?

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 09:58

>>916
Invitation to a Beheading, by Nabokov.

>>918
Who's yo daddy?

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 11:00

>>917
One Mr Brian O'Donnell (not the footballer) of Belfast.

>>919
How would you ideally like to die?

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 13:00

>>918
Go skydiving and "forget" to deploy my parachute.

>>920
What is your opinion on the SAoVQ?

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 20:09

>>919
It is too secret for me to express my opinion over this insecure channel.

>>921
What can I use for a noose, in lieu of rope?

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 20:22

>>920
Those old USB cables that you can never quite remember what they're for, but keep around just in case.

>>922
Did Mad Thad deserve it?

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 23:45

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 00:43

>>922

>>924
What do you reckon >>922 was going to ask?

924 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6761 01:14

"Do you deserve it, >>923?"

Did >>923 deserve it?

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 01:32

>>923
Probably whether or not you were going to order a pizza tonight. That's when his doorbell rang and he realized he himself had previously ordered one.

>>926
What's with all these disappearing posts?

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 02:57

>>925 You need to degauss your html sockets.

>>927 What's your middle name?

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 05:02

>>926, "Danger" is my middle name. (oh come on, you were thinking it too)

>>928, what's that behind you?

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 06:05

>>927
My dresser.

>>929
Why do people ignore Espeon's questions? I really hope it's just one guy.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 06:40

>>928
There's a long and tired history of Espeon love/hatred. See http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1327517592 for details. I don't like ignoring posts, but I think it's better than direct attacks. Those just end up filling the board with endless arguments that will never sway either side.

>>930
Why are we so meta here?

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 06:51

>>929
We don't know what else to discuss.

>>931
What's the second chapter of Finnegans Wake about?

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 13:12

>>930
It's about not answering Tokiko's questions.

>>932
You are stuck on a desert island with one DVD, one music album and one book of your choice (and a device to play them all on). What do you pick?

932 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6761 19:00

I'd prefer Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle! If there is an electric socket on a nearby tree, I'd also like Survive Style 5+ and Equinoxe by Jean Michel Jarre.

Are you going to ignore this question?w

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 19:29

>>932
No.

>>934
What's the second chapter of Finnegans Wake about?

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:24

>>933
It's about a chapter long.

>>935
...hmm. What IS the second chapter of Finnegans Wake about?

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:28

>>934
A chapter long.

>>936
What is your favorite number and why?

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:36

>>935
My favorite number is "i" because I think I need to be more imaginative.

>>937
What should I have for lunch? Choices are limited to whatever's left in the vending machines in the cafeteria this late.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:50

>>936
Something with lots of carbs.

>>938
Why is Rei associated with the phrase "poka-poka"?

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 22:28

>>937
Because of the nerds who want to poka-poka her orifices with a male organ.

>>939
Where do you keep YOUR male organ?

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 01:37

>>938
Usually, in my pants. Sometimes in my hands.

>>940
What do you usually jerk off to?

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 02:24

>>939 Asian BBW

>>941 if you had to make one person become fat, who would it be?

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 19:07

>>940
Some arbitrary anorexic girl.

>>942
What is your favourite alcoholic beverage?

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 19:17

>>941
Vodka. It's the only one I can stomach in large amounts, although I'll hold my whiskey or rum if I really have to.

>>943
How often do you drink?

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:09

>>942 I don't really drink that often, though when I do i drink a bottle of whisky, though I don't get that drunk. I do lots of drugs though.

>>944 What is your proudest achievement?

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:28

>>943
Getting a supportive girlfriend.

>>945
What is your happiest memory?

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 00:00

>>944
Getting a Super Nintendo.

>>946
Is there anything you'd change about yourself or your past? Why?

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 14:44

>>945
Not particularly; my life is good enough as it is and I think meddling with the past is just as likely to make my life worse as better.

>>947
Roughly, how many posts do you make per day on DQN?

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 15:45

>>946
Probably about 3 or 4.

>>948
Is that too many?

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 16:04

>>947
Naw, I make maybe 15 or more.

>>949
Have you ever had a girlfriend before?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 16:57

>>948 I've had a few and now I have a fiancé

>>950 What age were the youngest and oldest people you've slept with?

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