Does the title really say that there is a monster at the end of this thread?
Oh no! I'm afraid of monsters.
Okay, I've got a plan. If no one posts in this thread, we'll never reach the monster. Got it? So whatever you do, don't post.
I saw through your trick. You are the monster! Everyone, let's get 1000 ASAP, or he's gonna attack us in our sleep!
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Why are you posting in this thread‽ Don't you understand that every post draws us closer to the monster? Please stop.
ToT , I scared of monsters. But which is the monster
( ゚ -゚) I was wondering why >>999 would be wearing a pair of mittens that said 998 on them.
( ゚ -゚)
( > ヮ<) CAKE!!!
( ゚ -゚) Disregard that, it was just gas.
.........have I defeated the matrix?
( ´・ω・`). . . But I kinda like monsters!
( ゚ -゚) Cake?
( > ヮ<) Cake ga suki!!
( ゚ -゚) I wish I could enjoy this cake but sadly my taste buds have been rotting for well nigh 100 years.
Poop.
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( ゚∀゚)彡 MONSTER! MONSTER!
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>>666 says that he can't really see what's happening at the end of the thread, but it sounds like fun.
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( ゚∀゚)彡 CAKE! CAKE!
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O hai, I come from the end of the thread. We have mittens and cake.
goes into the "putting up bricks and rambling about how the page absolutely cannot be turned now" phase
under the moon
monster to issho
BAKEMONO!!!
>>999 here, We also have a copy of Duke Nukem Forever. It's pretty awesome, I'm playing it right now, you guys should hurry up and get here!
( ´・ω・`) Duke Nukethems forevers? Nifty! See? Monsters aren't so bad after all!