[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (796)

1 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5546 21:59

>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 20:37

Is it fun to ride a magic broom?

Anii.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 21:43

If you were to describe all tripcode users in a single word, what would it be?

Probably about 15%. Best case scenario, 20%.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 22:52

How many of the websites you visit do you think wouldn't get you in trouble with the law?

You should probably start by admitting your mother isn't fit to be a psychotherapist.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 00:14

I have ADHD and I want to go to the therapy, but my mother won't let me. What should I do?

It's funny, because there is no reason to escape.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 04:00

Help! Beautiful women have locked me in this room and rape me! How do I get out?!

Because that was MY kitten, asshole!

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 05:38

Why are you so mad about the kitten I just snorted ?

We're fucked either way.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 08:50

So, will you vote for Kang or for Kodos in the next election?

Eighty-seven.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 18:06

I don't see why you would even need a term for a sixty-niner with eighteen people. What did you call it anyway?

My darling waifu.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 20:16

Who is that morbidly obese woman with the varicose vein and the two club feet?

Dogs. Lots and lots of dogs.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 02:29

What can I find at the Korean all you can eat buffet?

The sequel to HumancentiPad.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 13:00

The smoking Crackberry

Izumu movies

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 21:11

Where are all the Japanese BBW?

The Didovics play battleshits.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 19:00

So, how's schizophrenia working out for you?

Get out of my house!

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 19:18

Hey, stranger. Where's a bum go to take a shit in this place?

It's not my fault, my penis exploded!

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 19:23

Why are you able to dress in women's clothing so easily?

The arrival of Megaman/Rockman X9.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 20:23

What could possibly be more exciting than learning about magnetohydrodynamics?

All he said was "You'll know when you find it".

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 00:22

What could possibly be more exciting than learning about magnetohydrodynamics?

Take a deep breath, open the nearest book at a random page, poke into it and this will be your answer.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 11:53

What could possibly be more exciting than learning about magnetohydrodynamics?

I can tell one thing for sure, Espeon has casted GAY MAGIC spell on you.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 18:22

What could possibly be more exci-- no, never mind that. Haven't you ever gotten the urge to violently rape a pokemon and/or cat?

I have about 800 myself, but I know some guys have several thousand.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 00:35

How many hug pillows can a hardcore otaku have?

Every Sailor Moon episode digitally remastered and re-relased on Blu-Ray.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 22:43

What would your weapon of choice for eternal world domination be?

The power of one hundred standard-issue houseflies.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6643 17:56

What kind of power does the Lord of the Flies have anyway?

Only twice.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 02:34

How many days per year did you pretend to be sick in order to skip school?

It would be in the bonus features of every Blu-Ray that contained digitally remastered episodes of Sailor Moon.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 06:27

What would happen if Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus came to life and their sex tape leaked on the internet?

Honor thy error as hidden intention.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 09:56

What do I do if I feel a bulge when I'm groping a chick I picked up at a bar?

The first time was in May of 1993. His body was cold but his breath was hot. "Oh, >>425" he whispered as his hand teased and explored me like none had before. "I'm ready," I said, as my heartbeat quickened. He grabbed my ass and slid it down. "I'm going in." A jolt of electricity shot through me as his general forced open those tightly sealed doors and entered the hidden room. He found what he want; he came, and he left. But what remained?

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 17:07

When did you first experience the pleasure of being cummed inside?

It's quite busy, a notebook, a checkered wristband, some biscuits, a metal tankard, a pair of scissors, a comb, a few lighters, a pile of magazine clippings, some bloody razorblades and a couple of external hard drives made by LaCie

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 17:13

What must I carry in order to steal data from the company headquarters, get away with it, and sell the data for 1 million dollars?

Gatchaman had Gatchamaniacs, Sailor Moon had Moonies, Naruto had Narutards, what name is given to Strike Witches fanboys and fangirls?

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 18:43

What the hell is this crazy >>427 talking about?

No, no, the hair on my balls.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 03:31

So, you want me to cut off your balls, right?

It smells delicious but its penis is much too big.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6646 14:27

How would you describe Card Captor Sakura's vagina?

The one time Randy Marsh was famous.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6647 10:04

When was the thousandth time that a penis entered your anus, >>430?

Yume Miru Kusuri, for a grand total of twenty times. Yeah, I went through a LOT of tissue.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6647 16:40

What is the most intellectually stimulating piece of literature you have ever read?

I think it's time we left.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 02:22

He went down to the basement after he knocked you out with that weird drug, saying something about how he's finding "bigger toys"... older brother, what do you think we should do? He left the door unlocked!

The real question is, why not yourself?

434 Name: John Macramé : 1993-09-6648 09:00

Why doesn't anybody love me?

Get your neck massaged.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 09:35

What should I do when my girlfriend dumped me? She used to make tender love, if you know what you mean.

You should consider not watching any TV for a week then, this could end dangerous.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 07:44

I've bought this TV set on ebay. I tried to watch news on it but as a result I suffered a grand mal seizure and then killed a person with an axe. What should I do about it?

Let it go, maaaan.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 09:37

>>436 why have people been dropping the original convention of the first thread in addressing the person who is to answer your question and the person whose question you are answering?

>>438 well, not sure why you ask, but yes, I ate it.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 13:49

>>437 did u by appel

>>439 mayb lol

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 14:30

>>438 Did u tak her 2 teh barl?

>>440 The kind of teens that start smoking cigarettes because Solid Snake smokes cigarettes.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 22:25

What kind of teens aren't just an edgy little bundle of angst?

"Is this a dagger which I see before me?"

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 22:03

>>440
What is the best pickup line I can use to hit on an English Lit. major?

>>442
Urethral sounding.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 22:12

>>441
What do you use this funny-smelling plastic string for?

>>443
NO. No no no! You were supposed to plug in the CHARTREUSE cable first.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 22:46

>>442
Okay, the Whiskey Wire is connected, what now?

>>444
Fentanyl.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6798 15:40

>>443 What should I use to assassinate that annoying bitch without being seen and without making the police suspect that I am guilty?

>>445 Shooting 2 Desert Eagle guns at the same time.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 14:57

>>444
How will I eventually commit suicide?

>>446
About four million cubic feet of mincemeat.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 17:40

After all that anticipation, all I got was a boypive. Should have known that girlpives would sell out less than three hours after release.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 18:06

>>446
What's it like in the universe where posting in the wrong thread is okay?

>>448
I'm not sure there is an answer to that.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 20:03

>>447
What is the coordinates of the intersect between the lines y = sinx and y = 1/cosx?

>>449
As you might expect, I can't remember it very clearly, but I think it was about 80%.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 00:53

>>448 What was your score on that standardized test you took in middle school?

>>450 What happens if an elementary school student plays Touhou on hard mode?

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 09:19

>>449
What deep philosophical questions have you been pondering recently?

>>451
Cherries.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 14:58

>>450
Which fruit has the most innuendo value?

>>452
It is easy when you are a trans-dimensional shape shifter.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 15:38

>>451 How do you sneak into the locker room of the opposite sex, and then take photos?

>>453 Letting the outcasts shoot bullies to death freely.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 17:05

>>452
What would be your first action upon being appointed as a headteacher?

>>454
It would be "Reverie".

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6800 17:47

>>453
What Debussy piece would you want playing in the background as the bombs fall?

>>455
Smooch and pooch.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 14:07

>>454
What should I name my posh brothel for furries?

>>456
Nah, what you want to do, is go OLDSKOOL with it.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 14:15

>>455 Do you like my electronica music? If you don't, what do you suggest that I do?

>>457 another one of those animal combat games that ends with "mon."

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 15:59

>>456 What is 'Dogfighting with Matt Damon' all about?

>>458 I don't know much about electricity, but you should probably just go home.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 16:21

>>457
Oh God how did this get here I am not good with computer?

>>459
If you ask the question, you already know the answer.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 17:26

>>458
Would that response suggest that you originally came to DQN from you-know-where?

>>460
Corrugated cardboard.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6801 19:21

>>459
Sir, I challenge you to a duel! Would you care to specify the weapons?

>>461
Only on moonless nights and behind the pawnshop.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 06:23

>>460
Would you fuck a goat?

>>462
X Y Z Z Y

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 10:25

>>461
What's the cheatcode to feel instead of think in the lates tanasinn video game?

>>463
Four more years.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6802 11:25

>>462
How long until the end of the world, would you say?

>>464
Ins.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 08:07

>>463
What could be considered the opposite of "outs"?

>>465
I have reason to believe they may in fact be homosexual.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 13:15

>>464
What are the sources of gay magic?

>>466
0.0000001%.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 23:29

>>465 What are the odds of making $1,000,000 USD or more from making comics?

>>467 The hardest truth ever told.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 04:08

>>466
You have a tiny penis. How well do you agree with that statement?

>>468
Maybe

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 12:50

>>467
Are you projecting your insecurity over the size of your penis onto >>466?

>>469
Something to do with little girls and flowers. Lots of flowers.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 15:19

>>468
What's your vision of paradise?

>>470
6Hz vibrato, rapid-decay reverb, 3200Hz lowpass, 1200Hz notch.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 15:25

>>469
What custom features did you desire in your custom vibrating dildo?

>>471
Brian Peppers.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 15:49

>>470 What was his name before he became Sargent Peppers?

>>472 1997 VW GTI VR6

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 20:08

>>471
Um, I'd like to ask you a favour... Y'see, I have this fetish for men listing technical terms I can't understand. If it's not too much trouble, could you please say a few numbers and acronyms which don't mean anything to me?

>>473
Don't look at me; it was like that when I got here.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 02:26

>>472
Why is there a dead little girl on your floor with all her clothes ripped off and stained with blood?

>>474
The bastard child of Karl Marx and a London street whore

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 11:51

>>473 China calls itself a communist country, but that isn't completely true. How would you explain China's economy?

>>475 An several hardcore nerds discussing what would happen if DC Comics and Marvel Comics characters decided to fight each other to the death.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 20:00

>>474
A disturbing nightmare, you say? What was it about?

>>476
I love you.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 22:26

>>475
I'll only let you fuck me if you love me. D-do you?

>>477
Tricks and hoes

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 23:00

>>476, what did that stage magician say he needed for a weekend of gardening and entertaining children?

>>478, look within and you'll understand.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 23:12

>>477
Why does my ass hurt?

>>479
Methane.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 23:17

>>478
Why did my ass caught on fire?

>>480
It will have to wait unless the sky clears.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:26

>>479
Didn't you say we were going on a road trip in your solar-powered car this afternoon?

>>481
That was a long time ago.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:50

>>480

You broke my heart and now you want favors from me!?!

>>482

It's free Slurpee Day at 7/11.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 08:05

>>481
Why can't you attend your father's funeral?

>>483
I believe her exact words were "Jesus dick".

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 15:01

>>482 What did Sweet Bro say after his (or her, now) accidental sex change?

>>484 It was about three months ago today, and it still hurts to walk.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 19:38

>>483 I heard you took and arrow to the knee. Is that true?

>>485 That is the kind of dream I had 3 times in one week.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 20:41

>>484
What is your opinion on George and Lennie's dream in Of Mice & Men?

>>486
I did it in a sort of frenzied state last Saturday at 1AM.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 03:03

>>485

Why is there a steaming pile of shit in my sink?

>>487

I don't want to get my feet dirty.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:04

>>486
What is your stance on naked mud wrestling?

>>488
Not until you've done the dishes.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 20:14

>>487
Please can I go whore myself out for drug money?

>>489
Strudel.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 23:00

>>488
So you're leaving me for Gretchen, eh? What does that Teutonic floozy have to offer that I don't?

>>490
I guess he's one of them, too.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 19:49

>>489
Why does my father keeps insisting that the date is actually May 2012?

>>491
A warm, fluffy blanket.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 02:24

>>490
I have all these dead bunnies. What can I make?

>>492
Katsu curry.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 06:40

>>491
I have all these dead catgirls. What can I make?

>>493
Um, they're right there on your head.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 08:39

>>492
Weehre are my eeyess

>>494
I think so

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 22:07

>>493
Do you agree with the philosophy "Don't think, feel"?

>>495
A soggy sandwich made of despair.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 22:29

>>494
What do you get when you ask a goth (who is bad at cooking) to make lunch for you?

>>496
OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 02:48

>>495 What are the only lyrics that people can remember from that old song?

>>497 Jethro Tull's greatest sucess

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 12:27

>>496
What're you thinking about?

>>498
I love them all.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 15:27

>>497
Which Stronzemon is your favorite?

>>499
It's under the bed, where you always leave it.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 16:01

>>498
Have you seen my sanity?

>>500
How does it feel to seize the >>500GET?

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 19:11

>>499
What have you always wondered since you first came to this website?

>>501
There's probably a Tesco Value version

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