How can there be evidence supporting claims that Jesus was both black AND white?
11 year olds, from what I hear.
What is this year's hot new trend?
The third trimester is the new 18, so they say
What's with so many students killing themselves before third trimester starts?
It's the law, I'm afraid. You're coming with me.
Can't a man masturbate alone in the privacy of his home?
Infinity-plus-one.
How many days are there in September?
I'm afraid DQN's character count per post is insufficient to answer this question. You should probably read the book "電波男" by Tooru Honda if you really want to know.
I need to know what the fist 5000 words in "電波男" by Tooru Honda are. Can someone post them for me?
I doubt it, your sister was the same.
Are there girls not totally fascinated by those stupid rocks stars created by Disney?
It is like being bukkake'd by guys with erectile dysfunction.
What does it feel like to have twelve garden snakes right in front of your face?
That's why you don't hire statisticians to mow your lawn.
What the! Why is my lawn shaved down to a bell curve?
The first one is free, then they got ya hooked.
How do tobacco companies get more young people to smoke?
Saturday the 14th.
Do we have a date yet?
You wish!
Who says "Oppai Oppai!" in that other thread?
Do you have a question about that other thread?
Because it's written in LISP.
Everthing I read aloud in thith post thounds like thith. Whatth up with that?
Seven, if you keep them warm.
With current advances in medical science, how many donor penises could I graft onto my body without succumbing to rejection or infection?
That's a really good idea, you should try definitely try that, but let me get my digital camera first so I can capture this moment for future enjoyment or cash prizes.
Should I fight Sigma without any armor upgrades aside from those fucking boots?
No. Everyone chooses him because they figure since it's about the holy sword, he's got to be the main character, but I don't give a shit how strong he is, since he's slow as fuck while Kevin is a double-hitting badass, despite being overshadowed by that flamboyant fangirl-magnet, Hawkeye.
I chose him because I figured that since it's about the holy sword, this dude's got to be the MC; and I'm telling ya he's powerful as fuck.
Never got round to using that Kevin dude yet though, wondering if he's any good. You reckon I should stick with my current guy?
If the price is right and the place is secure.
Should I go to a brothel downtown?
I, for one, welcome our new overlords.
What a fucking pain, I just want to spawn more zerglings, but this character limit forces me to spend precious minerals on floating brain-sheep. What do you think?
I would have to pick the sexy lady gremlin from Gremlins 2.
Did you or did you not take your medicine today?
Well, it depends on the shape and structure of the broken object.
Why don't you like my new shetland sheepdog puppy?
Yeah, I got your "positional stabilizer" right here, pal.
Did you get the cock ring I sent you the other day?
That's old enough for me.
Old enough to pee?
Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun
Have you ever been in Bangkok at twelve o'clock, foamed at the mouth and run?
You can do that, but be be prepared to clean up a big mess afterwards if you do.
Should I eat 12 packs of Metamucil?
Because much to my own sadness, Reimu will never be as popular as that slut Marisa.
Why can't you play Embodiement of the Scarlet Devil without crying?
Well, I don't think you've much experience in dealing with the Zulus.
In Civilization III, I'm trying to get Writing off of the Zulu, who have a much weaker military than I do. I have nothing to trade, so I'm demanding it. What am I doing wrong?
You don't want to hang out with them, they're all gay or transvestites.
Do you think I should post in the "[Gay] In this thread we call the previous poster gay or a transvestite [Transvestites]" thread?
That's actually just a Frisbee.
What the hell is that thing coming out of my dog's ass?
The head of John the Baptist.
What the hell is that thing coming out of my dog's ass?
Everyone thinks they're so great because they take cute pictures that you can put on the internet, but in reality they're always bitchy and mean and just generally suck as pets.
Why do people like cats?
What the hell is that thing coming out of my dog's ass?
How can you fail at a thread so badly?
Take six Tylenol 3s, two Robaxacet, and two anti-histamines. Call me when you wake from your coma.
...
June 6th, 1901, that's the same day Hitler had a one-night stand with Churchill
When the hell did that thing come out of my dog's ass?
The cure for that has been with you all along.
/k/ommando here, Lately I've been so depressed. Any one know of a good way to cure depression?
Lesbian Monkeys from Outer Space!
What are your thoughts on the the Bonobos and what is your theory as to why they are only found in the Democratic Republic of Congo?
I don't know, go ask Squeeks
WWSD?
A shaven monkey prostitute.
Goddamnit, I can't get an erection off from normal porn. What helps you get off easily?
This society's like totally corrupt'n'shit. Like, you know, big corporations are ruining our like spirituality and stuff, like totally...
I never wanted my multimillion dollar job. Should I quit now and become a hippie?
Wrap it up in toilet paper, and flush it down.
What should I do with this dead horse?
I don't think Squeeks is ever coming back.
I got a postcard from Squeeks that just said "Greetings from Mexico!" Do you thing he'll bring me a present?
That's between you and God.
Why does God hate me?
A monkey with fours asses.
What happens when deranged morons get genetic modification machinery?
William the pigeon
Who was the least respected medieval English king?
Twist it up, smoke it down, lah-de-dah-de-dah
What I did with the medical herbs my friend gave me.
Marksmanship, how to dress a kill, tracking, navigation, and edible plant identification.
What are the 5 most important skills for an airline pilot?
Too much tanasinn. Think more, feel less.
Tanasinn?
You'd think the crowbar would have done the job, but no, it didn't even make a noticeable difference.
What did you do to that dead body?
Death is the only answer.
What spell should I use to fill up my last black mage slot?
No, no, a thousand times, NO!
So, would watching Crazy Dave Tape be time well spent?
I can't believe that the Japanese never thought of it first.
An all wheel drive car with an inline six engine
shooting laser beams from the eyes
Is it possible to cure rectal cancer?
No, that's awful. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I want to get plastic surgery so that I look like one of the orcs from the LotR movies, but I'm worried that my friends might disapprove. Should I?
You must use a pair of tweezers to very, VERY carefully remove the foreign object.
I think the coke-filled condom up my ass is broken, what should I do?
You know that just might work. A little more nail polish and, yeah.
I'm trying to fake my own death, will this dummy constructed out of trash bags and carpet samples convince the insurance company and my six wives?
I think it's just there for decorative purposes.
There's a gigantic cave spider in my room, what the fuck?
You burn it into a Blu-Ray disc.
A hacker put a virus on my computer, what should I do?
AIDS and cancer at the same time.
Final solution for USER heh man!fi.Jek4HW6 and other distasteful miscreants?
You're right, I am awesome.
Why are there three gigantic tentacle penises emerging from your pants?
Sorry, we don't stock those, but we do have this lovely sledgehammer.
Have you seen my Mjolnir lying about?
Frankly, squeeks, I'm amazed you've survived without it this long.
Why did you give twenty dollars to that daytime prostitute?
Well, if you want to risk needing a colostomy bag for the rest of your life, it might be fun.
How does it feel to sodomize yourself with a tree branch?
As far as I'm concerned, he should have never had that status in the first place.
What is your opinion of President Obama?
4 first class plane tickets from Tampa to Tokyo on Christmas Eve, followed by a rented Nissan GT-R, and a shopping trip with some Ganguro girls in Roppongi and Shibuya.
Try to find something better than mittens. Go on, I dare ya.
I dunno, something that walks on four legs in the morning, I guess.
what has become of today's youth!?
not unless you're able to properly pronounce the words fennesz, reburf and wareruride
Do you think I'll be able to pass my tri-lingual math test?
iichan could help you with that.
Is there a slower textboard than here?
The world.
Aaah you know, that guy with the steamroller and then he shouts and goes WRYYY and... damnit, I really can't remember what it was called!
Well maybe if you count the corpses, too.
Overall, would you say the happiness of the Chinese people increased dramatically as a result of the Great Leap Forward?
FYAD
So, what is the name of your immigrant co-worker?
You can use a toothpick for that, just make sure to remove pointy sides.
My eye itches, what do I scratch it with?
A herd of /b/tards.
Whats worse than a /b/tard?
Dead men tell no tales.
This storyteller is boring me to death with his boring stories. What should I do.
The same as giving gloves to mitten lovers.
Could you answer your own question? Alternatively, how would MacGyver make a bug?
What? No, it's nothing like that ...
How do i ensure that 1 less Obama vote is cast in 2012?
Because someone outside the guiness book of records records that number.
>>183
Why can't I find a count of how many times you've fucked up and will fuck up this thread in the guiness book of records?
Because you're fucking nuts.
Why don't people appreciate my blood paintings? http://Crinkle-CutBeatroot.deviantart.com/art/Long-Walk-Home-127590660 (Please click full view)
Try some progressive jumpstyle.
How can I get better at DDR?
Laser.
I think cats are pretty cool as they are, how could we possibly improve on god's cuddliest creature?
I don't think you're my type, but if I'm ever looking to experiment I'll let you know.
I need a mad scientist who can build diabolical devices to further my schemes of world domination. Interested?
North, West, South, West.
What are the directions to get to the superstructure from the haunted forest?
Find that heh man dude, he'll know.
What is it like to be a namefag and tripfag?
Does this question have an answer?
Write it on paper, and we'll see.
How do I solve Fermat's Last Theorem?
It's called skull fucking, dummy.
Wh..what are you doing to squeeks!?
When I bought it the cashier winked at me.
What was it like to die at Yoshinoya?
Red Mage, Fighter, Thief, White Mage. It's just how I roll.
Which of your Final Fantasy themed D20s will we be using at today's session?
Mr. Pibb. Lots of Mr. Pibb.
How do I wax my chest?
A single dolphin.
When I cross sedate lions for an immortal porpoise, what should I give it?
Five tons of flax.
Hey mom what's for dinner?
No, they were only 5$.
Could you loan me five dollars?
Your idiot brain couldn't comprehend it anyway.