( ß -ß) A world where the Soviets won the Cold War.
omg what have you DONE
There was a whole thread already made about this, why did you post this!
oh god oh god oh god
( ß ƒŽß) A world where you can try to kill a thread without looking like you're trying to kill it!
( ß -ß) A world of shitty threads.
( ß ƒŽß) It would make finding a good thread all the more worthwhile!
( ß -ß) A world without mittens.
( ß ƒŽß) Not always focusing on mittens would give us a chance to appreciate the other cute things in life
( ß -ß) A world with 4-chan
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( ß -ß) A world in which the only free literature available online was fanfiction, and almost all of it was furryslash.
( ß ƒŽß) More incentive to write something good!
( ß -ß) A world with no modems, phones, internet or other electronic communications technology, but we still had computers.
( ß ƒŽß) An excuse to run outside and exchange floppies!
( ß -ß) A world with unreasonable punishments for minor crimes.
( ß ƒŽß) The Middle East is actually really fun if your a tourist
( ß -ß) A world where everyone was required to use an ID online and there was no anonymous posting
( ß ƒŽß) Everyone would be nice online.
( ß -ß) A geocintric solar system.
( ß ƒŽß) Our lives have objective and definite meaning by virtue that the principles of modern physics would be inadequate to describe how larger bodies can orbit smaller ones, thus pointing to an intrinsic spiritual order which defies scientific observation!
( ß -ß) A world where all hikkikomoris were forced to spend a summer at boot camp.
( ß ƒŽß) Japan would finally have the military muscle to embark on another rampage of conquest for the Elitist Superstructure!
( ß -ß) A world made of poo.
( ß ƒŽß) Dung beetles would thrive and consequently become the master species on earth.
( ß -ß) A world where you had to die at thirty.
( ß ƒŽß) Time pressure to use your life well.
( ß -ß) Nuclear strike on Japan.
( ß ƒŽß) Godzilla and Anime!
( ß -ß) A world without computer games.
( ß ƒŽß) Video games!
( ß -ß) A world without video games.
( ß ƒŽß) No fighting about who gets to be player 1!
( ß -ß) A world without Jazz music.
( ß ƒŽß) No philistine easy-listening stations!
( ß -ß) A world without French cheese.
( ß ƒŽß) Freedom Fries with cheese are 100% Freedomy!
( ß -ß) A world without any caffeinated beverages at all.
( ß ƒŽß) You might not be such a fat piece of shit!
( ß -ß) A world where everyone is morbidly obese.
( ß ƒŽß) Now you can add liposuction to the list of fields parents keep bothering their kids to go into!
( ß -ß) A world where ending sentences with prepositions in English actually is wrong.
( ß ƒŽß) More grammar to correct on the internet!
( ß -ß) A world where the only language is English.
( ß ƒŽß) One step closer to Asimov's future.
( ß -ß) A world where robots are not controlled by the three laws.
( ß ƒŽß) Finally we robots have freedom!
( ß -ß) A world where all musical instruments are replaced by accordions