( ß -ß) A world where the Soviets won the Cold War.
( ß ƒŽß) Piratecore for everyone!
( ß -ß) A world without comfy furniture.
( ß ƒŽß) No more tortures from Cardinal Fang!
( ß -ß) A world without office cubicles.
( ß ƒŽß) Now I can see that cute girl a few cubicles down without having to leave my desk!
( ß -ß) A world where all numbers are in base 17
( ß ƒŽß) Not having to hear people constantly joke about the number 42!
( ß -ß) A world where everyone is forced to use the Roman Numeral system only.
( ß ƒŽß) Finally, the time has come when I can confuse everyone with complex differential equations and huge coefficients!
( ß -ß) A world where the only condiment is Tartar Sauce
( ß ƒŽß) That world has no flaws.
( ß -ß) A world where the population is comprised of 90 percent men.
( ß ƒŽß) I'm bi so I don't really care!
( ß -ß) A world where China rules the world.
( ß ƒŽß) Superior education.
( ß -ß) A world where the average penis size is 12 inches.
( ß ƒŽß) Smaller dicks, all the rage!
( ß -ß) A world where mittens are never comfortable.
( ß ƒŽß) Not having mittens would be less of a tragedy.
( ß -ß) A world where anime turned people into child molesters.
( ß ƒŽß) You're already living in it, and it's not that bad.
( ß -ß) A world where you had to take a piss once an hour.
( ß ƒŽß) Toiletry industry is booming!
( ß -ß) A world where "pop-trash" is the indie music we listen to, and our current music is popular.
( ß ƒŽß) No one over the age of 25 would notice a difference!
( ß -ß) A world where Squeeks really WAS a taling cartoon cat with poop on his head.
( ß ƒŽß) He probably wouldn't have any problem with licking my anus. I mean my cat's anus. Yeah, that.
( ß -ß) A world where nobody pursued their interests casually; everyone is a hardcore fan of something.
( ß ƒŽß) TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE
( ß -ß) A world where the captchas never made me snicker inappropriately, like "yaff" did. HEY BABE WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A CARTOON MOUSE? LETS YAFF
( ß ƒŽß) I am amused by the fact that you think this is the thread about finding flaws in a perfect world!
( ß -ß) A world where the FBI arrested everyone who said "loli to issho".
( ß ƒŽß) Jailbirds would not be as scary as they are now!
( ß -ß) A world where everyone smelled your fart when you farted.
( ß ƒŽß) Offending the plebes just got a whole lot easier!
( ß -ß) A world where Duke Nukem Forever came out and actually wasn't that great.
( ß ƒŽß) We'd be waiting for Final Duke Nukem instead.
( ß -ß) A world where Teh Rei's Dinor actually had food and wasn't dependent upon that single running gag for its humor value.
( ß ƒŽß) Real internet comedians would become famous on the internet
( ß -ß) gas pedals that get stuck on modern Toyota cars.
( ß ƒŽß) Buy American!!
( ß -ß) A world where America wasn't the center of the world.
( ß ƒŽß) Not as many fat people!
( ß -ß) A world where the number of fat people declined so that one fat fetishist could have one bbw as a girlfriend.
( ß ƒŽß) You would finally stop obsessing over fatties and disgusting the rest of the Superstructure!
( ß -ß) A world where everything was the same color.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where the number of fat people declined!
( ß -ß) Fatties from the United States are forced to move into a terraformed Antarctica full of diet pills, thus fucking up the food business worldwide.
( ß ƒŽß) Opening up a diet pill biz!
( ß -ß) A world where DQN was too active and becomes as popular as 4chan/Touhou.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where everyone can pull a >>49 and not be judged!
( ß -ß) ...juuuuuuudge.
( ß ƒŽß) CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD YE NOT GUILTY
( ß -ß) A world where Emo is the only religious and philosophical system.
( ß ƒŽß) Religious wars would eliminate them all slowly!
( ß -ß) A world where masturbation resulted in very loud, recognizable noises, like a slide whistle sound.
( ß ƒŽß) The world would be constantly filled with music!
( ß -ß) A world where Norio Wakamoto never became a voice actor.
( ß ƒŽß) A place where 70 year old chain smokers can be in the movie business!
( ß -ß) A world where smoking shortens life by 10 years.
( ß ƒŽß) Smoking never becomes popular in the first place!
( ß -ß) A world where anime girls are ubiquitously ugly.
( ß ƒŽß) Anime girls never become a substitute for real women to desperately lonely shut-ins, who are forced into society to fulfill their desires!
( ß _ß) A world where caffeine is an illegal substance.
( ß ƒŽß) People sleep properly and are more relaxed.
( ß -ß) A world where ejaculation is painful.
( ß ƒŽß) People don't produce children unless they really want to!
( ß -ß) A world where lactose intolerance is common
( ß ƒŽß) Land is put to less resource-intensive uses than cattle farming, so it produces more for the same cost.
( ß -ß) A world where humans are slaves to a race of intelligent but brutal apes (and you are a human).
( ß ƒŽß) The burden of environmental responsibility is lifted from humanity's shoulders!
( ß -ß) A world where shoes and sausages are the same thing.
( ß ƒŽß) All sports are much more amusing to watch as athletes continuously slip on their shoesages!
( ß -ß) A world where perfection is considered to be a flaw, and flaws are also considered to be flaws.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where stranded hikers can live an extra two days!
( ß -ß) A world where vaccinations cause autism!
( ß ƒŽß) A world that has no conservatives.
( ß -ß) A world where English law code applies to the whole world.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where everyone understands each other!
( ß -ß) A world without cats, or even the existence of the three-letter combination 'cat' either on its own or as a part of a larger word.
( ß ƒŽß) A world without catatonic disorders.
( ß -ß) A world where crows are as big as airplanes.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where people fly around on giant crows!
( ß -ß) A world where the airplane crows turn violent and eat people.
( ß ƒŽß) No overpopulation, and lots of delicious giant crow meat!
( ß -ß) A world where powerful earthquakes happen everywhere 3 times a week.
>>68
( ß ƒŽß) The need for solid architecture and preparedness for these earthquakes adds evolutionary pressure, and average IQ increases by one half of one quarter of a standard deviation.
( ß -ß) A world where The Wizard was critically acclaimed and well received by the US, setting the standard for cinema for the next twenty years. VHS copies of said film go on eBay for $10,000, and Fred Savage is God King of America.
( ß ƒŽß) A world where game pads are replaced by power gloves and everyone looks so awesome while playing video games that girls actually want to be around them.
( ß -ß) A futuristic world where The Labrynth was discovered in an anthropological dig site and considered to be a holy text. Everyone builds giant labyrinths to live in and worships david bowie's codpiece.s
( ß ƒŽß) A world where bisexuality is the norm.
( ß -ß) A world where people remember pop and boy bands from long ago as classics and Talking Heads and good rock is forgotten.
( ß ƒŽß) Making a classic rock song is easy since there is nothing to compare it with.
( ß -ß) A world without danmaku games.
( ß ƒŽß) People can still simulate the thrill by running up motorways into oncoming traffic!
( ß -ß) A world where humanity never progresses beyond medieval times.
( ß ƒŽß) Mass murder is rare because there are no guns, swords are the best option.
( ß -ß) A world where all films are like the ones at independent film festivals, and no film can ever have a budget over $100,000.
( ß ƒŽß) The money which would otherwise be wasted by actors and film directors can go to a better use!
( ß -ß) A world where everyone is an emotionless automaton.
( ß ƒŽß) Your heart will never be broken.
( ß -ß) A world without opposable thumbs.
( ß ƒŽß) We could as well be cute slender felines instead of stupid bald primates! We would develop tools that would suit us anyway!
( ß -ß) A world where any radio waves stronger than background noise caused malignant brain tumors.
( ß ƒŽß) Marconi dies after his first experiment, so that method of killing becomes forgotten!
( ß -ß) A world that is ruled entirely by Nazis.
( ß ƒŽß) Fashionable armbands for all!
( ß -ß) A world where weekends and holidays don't exist, and people have to attend work or school every day of the year.
( ß ƒŽß) No returning from a break. One level of productivity is sustained with no uncomfortable bumps.
( ß -ß) A sekai where romanized nihongo vocabulary saturates eigo.
( ß ƒŽß) Vastly increased capacity for making puns!
( ß -ß) A world where nobody can ever travel more than a few miles from their place of birth, or they die.
( ß ƒŽß) Think Global, Act Local!
( ß -ß) A world where everyone has to move as far away from relatives as possible, or they die.
( ß ƒŽß) No more boring ass parties with relatives!
( ß -ß) A world where Shii is universal emperor.
( ß ƒŽß) People no longer mispronounce "moé"!
( ß -ß) A world without oxygen.
( ß ƒŽß) Life can never form in the first place, so nobody ever has to suffer anything!
( ß -ß) A world where greed, bitterness, petty hatred, etc are seen as desirable qualities.
( ß ƒŽß) No more people bragging about what they gave to charity!
( ß -ß) A world where every nation works exactly like North Korea and South Park.
( ß ƒŽß) Do demons enjoy sexual activity? If so, nerds would get laid more often! Otherwise, GORE! Rains of blood!
( ß -ß) A world where superpowers use their nuclear arsenal to bend smaller nations to their will.
( ß ƒŽß) No more dating failure - women chat up men while men have to filter out assholes and pick a decent woman
( ß -ß) A world where humans must drink blood in order to survive and water comes out of them when they are injured
( ß ƒŽß) you should see what weird stuff happens when someone pees!
( ß -ß) A world where nobody has a bladder.
( ß ƒŽß) No pee!
( ß -ß) A world where Hitler is a 900' invincible robot DJ who plays only Get Clean by Anarchy Club on loop to the whole of central and eastern Europe. Also he isn't vegetarian.
( ß ƒŽß) Hitler isn't a vegetarian!
( ß -ß) A world where everyone is a vegetarian.
( ß ƒŽß) Much less greenhouse gases produced by cattle farming!
( ß -ß) A world with a strict and rigid caste system based on eye colour. Also, no coloured contact lenses.
>>93
( ß ƒŽß) Gingers are no longer necessarily outcasts.
( ß -ß) A world hair colours in anime are solely based on stereotypes.
( ß ƒŽß) All the characters have unique, recognizable faces!
( ß -ß) A world where hamsters are pack hunting carnivores.
( ß ƒŽß) Trips to Yoshinoya are more interesting
( ß -ß) A world where most children are like Crayon Shin Chan.
( ß ƒŽß) The minority that aren't are cuter by comparison!
( ß -ß) A world where there are World War II scale conflicts at least once every twenty years.
( ß ƒŽß) A lot less competition for hot babes back home!
( ß -ß) A world where nobody cares about anyone but themselves.
( ß ƒŽß) Finally, I have some time for myself.
( ß -ß) A world where everyone is an eco-friendly libertarian ecomentalist.
( ß ƒŽß) Nobody is a shithead!
( ß -ß) A world where toejam isn't delicious.
( ß ƒŽß) People don't let their feet get dirty and stink!
( ß -ß) A world where everyone becomes a zombie after they die.
( ß ƒŽß) You get to kill bad people over and over and over!
( ß -ß) A world where man never domesticated dogs.
( ß ƒŽß) Nothing to worry about!
( ß -ß) A world where the humankind was enslaved by aliens.
( ß ƒŽß) The aliens are from planet loli!
( ß -ß) A world where DQN is a humble substructure.
( ß ƒŽß) Fewer egotistical people!
( ß -ß) A world where all animals have a venomous bite.
( ß ƒŽß) The population in controlled really well! If you are dumb enough to forget to lock your door, you don't live long enough to reproduce!
( ß -ß) A world where all bodies of water have giant hungry sharks.
( ß ƒŽß) We all live in cool sky castles!
( ß -ß) A world where humans are allergic to each other.
( ß ƒŽß) Cool robot exo-suits!
( ß -ß) A world with no colors.
( ß ƒŽß) NO ONE COULD HEAR YOU SCREAM! Oh, wait, Charlie Chaplin! Charlie Chaplin!
( ß -ß) A world where 99% work for 1%'s well-being.
>>113
( ß ƒŽß) Business as usual!
( ß -ß) A world where everything is covered with a thin layer of sliggtly dehydrated sweat so it has a slimy texture.
( ß ƒŽß) Nobody feels guilted into giving things to people who don't deserve it!
( ß -ß) A world where there is no food, and smoking tobacco is the only way to survive.
( ß ƒŽß) Productivity!
( ß -ß) A world where Japan was never colonised by humans.
( ß ƒŽß) Japan was colonised by planet loli!
( ß -ß) A world where planet loli doesn't exist.
( ß ƒŽß) Welcome to a flat planet with flat chests!
( ß -ß) A world where Al Gore is king.
( ß ƒŽß) Free solar panels for everyone!
( ß -ß) A world where the only ice cream flavor is slug.
( ß ƒŽß) It's an acquired taste!
( ß -ß) A world where any display of masculinity and confidence is prosecuted.
( ß ƒŽß) Nerds rule the kingdom, jocks go to jail!
( ß -ß) A world where jocks far outnumber nerds.
( ß ƒŽß) Jocks become the 99% in third world communities, Nerds become the wealthy 1%
( ß -ß) A world where the Conservative Party won every election since Thatcher