[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:12

Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/

I feel special! I never continued a thread before.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:17

Oh wow, the Inuyasha ending songs go along nicely with the feeling of this fresh beginning!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:45

I feel special for having ended the last one and it being my first thread-ending, even though I thought there would have been a post 1000.
I'd have written something else otherwise ( °_>°)

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 01:12

What? You're afraid of death?

Ugh...You're existence is disgusting. Get away from me. Go die.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 01:24

I dislike touhou, but by gosh the dōjin music circles surround it contain some of the nicest arrangements I've ever heard.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 03:02

I connected a ps3 controller to my computer and played Touhou. Today has been a productive day.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 06:50

I'm proud of you >>3, it was a peaceful, tasteful ending.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 07:40

that thread has peacefully ended

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 10:25

I want to fap.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 12:53

I saw an IRL furry today

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 13:06

"und mehr als 8 bit brauch ich nicht"

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 13:26

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13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 17:07

>>10
I'm a furry IRL. Rawr.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 17:19

( ゚ ー゚) I wish I was something IRL.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 19:23

I wish I was rich, beautiful, famous, and talented.

Even though I know way better than to wish for any of those things.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 22:29

Susumu Hirasawa is made of musical win.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 23:11

Edsger W. Dijkstra actually used the word "bullshit" in writing.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 23:17

I wish I was rich, beautiful, talented.

Even though I know I should just stop wishing and go for it.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:02

I was just skimming through DQN, and stopped here because I thought >>16 said "Suzumiya Haruhi"

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 17:33

Why...?

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 19:36

The best thing about drugs isn't being off my tits, it's telling everyone online that I am!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 20:11

Writing Perl while listening to Touhou metal somehow makes me feel very epic.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 20:50

I am thirsty and my eyes hurt.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 02:22

I AM DRUNK AND PINGING HAHA

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 04:21

I'm keeping some whisky in a fruit shoot bottle for a dire occasion.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 09:21

I'll never get laid if I don't brush my teeth... But listerine is so convenient!

Darnit.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 19:24

>>25 I once had to be helped home from uni because I did that exact thing

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 21:39

Methylcellulose.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6319 22:00

4-METHYLMETHCATHINONE

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 02:04

tricaine methanesulfonate.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 02:20

(◕ ∀ ◕) ECCIES!

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 20:28

I usually don't go for pre-ground coffee, but you can't argue with free coffee.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 21:42

A small part of my foot just went numb. WTF?

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 00:08

>>33 may have a brain tumor.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 05:35

IT'S NOT A TUMAH!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 06:19

>>32
Actually, you can. But it usually involves having done some pretty crazy drugs immediately prior.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 15:28

ergh? eh eh eh eh ecky ecky dipthong walla walla bing bong ding dong ting tong ling long Gorillas in the Mist.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 17:56

it's spelled diphthong dumpass

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 20:51

What the hell, I go from being comfortably impotent to dealing with a steel-thick boner for no discernible reason. I hate penises.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 00:32

Who likes cookies? ^_^

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 01:22

I think cookies are pretty decent.

I also enjoy candy bars.

( ˃ ヮ˂)

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 08:02

( ˃ ヮ˂) Chocolate weetabix are rather nice!

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 08:29

WHY DO YOU HURT ME SO MUCH?!

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 11:34

Why do people like >>43 let emotional matters get to them?

- why am I assuming it is not physical pain?
- why would I not? a physical injury requires medical attention;

emotional injuries prompt people to seek internet attention.

- why do I care?

- why wouldn't I care?

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 08:24

The pleasure of putting on mittens.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 11:59

I'll have a blue Christmas without you

I'll be so blue

thinking

about you

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 01:39

eBay sucks.
In a more general sense, so does consumerism.

Augh, I told myself I wouldn't let myself get this way again.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 01:42

>>44
You are kind of an ass but I understand you just as well as >>43.
I am thinking about the hAArdCoooRe Christmas chiptune I am making for my girlfriend.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 05:43

diphthong banid fate zero anime adaption will she touch my penis let's touch penises. Why didn't I fuck his ass.

nigger nigger nigger with AIDS who drinks his father's recollection of his mustang

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 07:56

I am so very full of hate.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 09:32

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52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 15:45

What does "C78" mean? (Seriously.)

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 15:55

>>52
Comiket 78

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 07:29

I couldn't afford to buy myself anything this year...

Anyway, merry christmas you guys.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 08:11

When I'm broke, I make stuff, or I give away things that I have that I think people will like.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 08:12

Or I just make a card or write a letter.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 08:36

>>54

I'm thinking that you're better off not writing yourself letters and giving yourself stuff you already own only wrapped up.

Merry Christmas though!

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 09:35

>>57
I started writing the letter and I ended up talking to myself and telling myself that I hate myself and that I should die. ( ´Д`)

Thanks anyway.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 21:54

Oh god! Help me!

It's been like this for months! I knew it! How do I stop it?! ;_;

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6326 20:12

Hmmmm...I wonder what I should post in the post your current thought thread

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6326 20:42

"I'm guessing you've had a lot of girlfriends..." is not something I ever expected to be told.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6327 15:43

Silence is painful. I'd rather get a nasty rejection letter.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6327 19:04

Rejection is painful. I'd rather have some bittersweet silence.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6327 21:11

Rejection is silent. I'd rather have some sweet pain.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6327 22:43

Damn it, I wish I could hug every one of you fellow dokyun.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 02:01

I'm glad you can't. You smell really bad, buddy.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 02:22

How long can boiled eggs sit before going bad? My mum left me some. I think they were made on xmas day.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 13:12

FUCK SALT

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 13:33

>>68

no that sounds painful

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 14:54

>>67
they can't sit, they don't have butts

haha, butts

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 18:05

( ・ω・) I wish I had a butt.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 21:26

I'm so fucking god damned awesome.

VALIDATE MY SELF-IMAGE, YOU WHORE OF AN INTERNET.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 21:32

( ・_・) I wish I had something to eat right now, got kinda hungry when thinking about soup I had a few hours before but it's like 23:32 & everybody's sleeping, so I guess I gotta eat tomorrow then...

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6328 22:04

>>73 23:32 is a palindrome, nice. Also you're 2 hours ahead of me, nice.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6329 15:37

Whatever the hell I had for dinner, I can hardly stand the smell of the farts it produced as I am meanwhile miserably ill and confined to my bed.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6329 16:52

i should really replace that light bulb.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 02:51

Post punk's not dead!

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 03:02

>>77
I don't know what "post punk" qualifies as but I still like Bombay Bicycle Club.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 06:42

I really don't want to be here for the shit that is the future to hit me like a brick wall.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 17:04

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 18:39

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 01:36

>>80
Well, I'll assume then that I support the genre.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 07:35

I'm a fucking idiot...

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 14:16

>>82 I'd say it's my most influential genre, I play bass in a band and post punk has some cool bass

Do any of the rest of you playing music?

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 15:53

>>84
>>82 here. I play guitar, bass, piano, ocarina.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 16:07

>>84
I mostly play drumsy and keyboardy instruments, but I can also play brassy things like (mostly) the Eb horn. I like to reckon I could play most things with amateur/lower-intermediate skill.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 18:46

i play guitar, bass, drums, keys, mandolin, penny whistle, recorder, melodica, harmonica, jew's harp, stylophone, accordion. I'm learning violin, bagpipes and trumpet. And i'm getting an ocarina soon!

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 00:16

Happy new year, humans!

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 01:23

Happy new years.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 05:47

Happy 6332nd of September 1993 DQN

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 05:50

sex on the beach sounds kind of painful, what with where the sand would end up

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 08:10

Nothing a handful of bag balm can't fix.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 08:11

Happy New Year!

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 11:20

Hating myself turns out to be a bit useful when working out.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 12:58

Happy new years dokyun!

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 13:26

Happy new year to you too!

>>94
That might be only reason I'm losing any weight!

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 15:54

I hate comedowns.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 22:07

How the fuck can you just say "whatever happens, happens" to being molested in a fucking train you stupid retarded bitch?! I'd understand if it was somewhere that isn't known for having a massive amount of perverts and freaks, but to be so passive about something like that in front of someone actually concerned about you. I know that girls are sluts, but your stupidity doesn't even let you hide the fact that you just want to be fucked on some train by some japanese guy.

You're too stupid that words aren't effective enough to reach you and even when you experience things first hand you're still a fucking dense piece of shit incapable of learning from that. You're only good at pretending to be intelligent just so you can look down on people when you're just another average cunt with nothing special about you.

Why do I feel this way about you then? What's the point in still feeling this useless emotion when there's nothing to gain from it at all? I fucking hate you.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 00:47

2011 is sum of 11 CONSECUTIVE primes: 2011=157+163+167+173+179+181+191+193+197+199+211

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 01:45

>>99
Whoa

WAIT, ANOTHER BRAIN TEASER
MY CAPTCHA IS dick

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 12:04

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107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 12:07

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109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 12:08

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110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 12:08

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114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 12:10

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115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 12:11

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116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 12:11

beep

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 12:15

of beep what?

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 23:08

>>117
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 23:27

Hello, is this Clonepa's Pizza?

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 00:06

Joe's Pool Hall, Eight-Ball speakin'.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 01:38

Venetian Snares is like percussion sex.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 03:11

Hey DQN I'm having sex right now. And by having sex I mean bleeding from the wrist and thigh

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 23:03

I'm pretty sure I'm "the other guy"

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 23:17

This thread had 123 posts before I posted this.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 05:15

god damn i hate myself so much

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 08:44

I feel that as long as I'm able to play an online game, I'll always have some guy hating my existence and wishing that I was dead both online and off.

I like thinking this.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 09:46

I can play a mean mandolin.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 12:36

Most of my mandolins are of a pleasant disposition.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 14:57

>>127 Hey me too, I have an f-shape and i love it

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 15:25

A Chinese friend asked me for lyrics I couldn't find, so I said that if she sent the songs I could transcribe them. I ended up writing and giving explanations for verses such as "Times to get laid and times to give head" and "Callin' in stoned, if I were cloned, my clone would be high as shit". I felt a little guilty for it.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 16:31

>>130
She probably thinks you're a decadent Westerner now, given your great knowledge of disreputable foreign vices.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 18:22

My life would be much easier without sexual desire.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 18:50

I'm offering all my money (about £600) to anyone who comes round to my flat and stabs me in the chest.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 03:03

What if some cruel, criminal person decides to take your money and not harm you at all, >>133? Would you feel cheated?

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 04:03

It's never good to depend on other people to kill you because they usually end up messing up and making things worse.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 12:27

>>131
Well, turns out she told her mother about me today, so evidently they both think so now.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 13:23

>>136 It could be worse. One or both of them could want to buy dope from you.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 12:45

>>137
How is that a bad thing?!

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 14:02

>>138
have you ever seen what a chinaman will do to you if you deprive him of his drugs?

they will declare war, my boy. brought down the mighty british empire a hunnert years ago, and the british didn't even lose that one.

someone asked how the chinamen did it, to which they were only told "ancient chinese secret".

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 14:10

>>139 Grandpa? Is that you?

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 16:37

we know baby it's you

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 21:30

>>139
I... I see your point.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 23:33

>>139 I don't know if you're joking or not, I guess you probably are, but one of my friends was murdered by a local chinese gang a few years ago over drugs. Not even hard drugs, shitty thai stick

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 00:29

>>143
yes, it was a joke. intentionally historically inaccurate and intentionally in bad taste. the opium wars happened because the chinese wanted the british to, y'know, not let their people get all drugged up. they also happened in the mid-19th century and the whole affair wrecked up the chinese empire more than it did the british.

and the realities of gangs and drugs are rather depressing.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 01:38

The realities are sad and do not bear much thinking about, it's true. But I am imagining an early Margaret Cho monologue here, and it's making me giggle. Doubtless this means I am a soulless monster.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 02:02

LEGALIZE DRUGS

STOP GANG VIOLENCE

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 02:03

Also, I really am sorry, >>143. That's terrible.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 02:27

I should go to sleep, but I can't/don't want to.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 03:50

Marijuana MUST be legalized!

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 04:22

Midnight Meat Train, pshh hahahahha

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 12:15

I callibrated my screen. Now white looks white, black looks black, colors look like colors.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 11:47

I'm starting to see why audiophiles are so picky with their audio files.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 13:59

Why do you make it so obvious that you're annoyed if you don't tell me what it is that I do that annoys you.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 18:29

I wish I could say the phrase "Monkey Face" without people thinking I am referring to some kind of sexual act.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 18:31

"Monkey Face" sounds like that act of jumping on someones face and fucking the hajoopies out of their mouth.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 19:36

That H-manga, where the dickgirls' anus is not only squeaky clean and self-lubricating, but also capable of ejaculation.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 21:00

My ex started using Shift-JIS characters in her status messages. I really hope she hasn't discovered SAoVQ or the Superstructure ( ゚Д゚)

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 21:50

Holy shit, my captcha is seacking.

FUCK YEAH SEACKING

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 22:10

>>157 one of my friends has been using "japanese smilies" on facebook and he thinks i'm cool because "no one else gets what they are".

He also posts u raff u rose-type pics.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 23:25

>>159
I raffed. I rost.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 18:56

( ゚ヮ゚)

( ゚ ワ゚)

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 21:39

I am so lazy, you have no idea.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 23:17

I'm thinking of making a blog called Breakfast Shows, in which I would discuss whether different television programmes are suitable for watching while eating breakfast.

For example:
The Prisoner - Not good for watching while eating breakfast
Futari wa Precure - Good for watching while eating breakfast

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 02:47

>>163, would this blog be suitable for reading while eating breakfast?

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 04:31

>>163
Wow, I actually really like this idea!

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 11:46

COLK.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 11:47

>>163
I would most certainly read this.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 12:34

>>163 posts like this are the only reason I read this thread

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 14:16

Yeah this is my favourite thread because i feel i can get to know dqn-san a bit better

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 15:27

The depressed guy needs to post more to make you guys stop liking this thread.

That's if he didn't kill himself already.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 15:43

>>170 I think there's more than one

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6341 17:59

>>171
And I'm one of them. But posts like >>163 make me laugh.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 07:43

8 flies have taken residency in my kitchen. I really need to clean.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 09:25

>>170
Take it easy〜

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 16:23

I always sage my posts, 'cause I fear they're not worthy enough.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 16:41

posts like >>170 are what made me stop visiting SAoVQ.

I still love you, DQN.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 17:20

>>536 in Rei's Diner pt 6

Nothing it was just H----- D-------. My dad used to race motorbikes professionally. There's a sort of rivalry between H* D* riders and everyone else. H* D*s are mainly ridden by hairy old losers. Also BMW motorbikes were looked down on too but not quite so much.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 18:33

It's kind of funny how I matured from 4chan troll to 4-ch fellow. Or at least I like to think of it as a personal evolution anyway.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 18:56

>>178 I was thinking that last night in bed... I haven't been on 4chan for 2 and a half years but my last 2 threads I made were pretty good. One of them got over 200 replies; I said I had nude pics and vids of my sister and that I would post them if they could count to 2. When they did, I linked them to a 500MB compressed file, that uncompressed to a 300GB file of the letter A repeated constantly

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 19:44

>>179

LOL oh man... I wish I could have been there.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 03:12

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183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 05:11

I've written 300 words of this essay in 12 hours. I'd hoped to have 1500 by now.

My captcha is mate. That's kind of friendly encouragement. Thank you Elitist Superstructure!

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185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 14:55

The ultimate armour would be a computer/brain interface beaming hardcore pornography directly into the soldiers mind. The suit will then stimulate the soldiers genitals until fantastic orgasm is achieved.

Everyone will want to be a us soldier and everyone will be allowed. In the end there will be no one left to fight.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 23:30

D'you remember that guy? J-John somebody? He was a - he was sort of a b-

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 00:16

holy shit i wish there were more people on 3-ch.org however there are virtually no germans who are into message boards of this kind. should i close the whole damn thing and continue to waste my time here like i did two years ago?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 01:22

Yes.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 08:09

>>185
Although this sounds promising, in the end the soldiers would still miss real human contact. The same problem that exists today would continue: some people can easily form such relations, but others cannot. The ensuing emotional and sexual frustrations would undermine the technology and lead to conflict.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 12:02

AP: Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.

It begins to dawn on me that everything I just did over the past five years has proven to be a colossal waste of time.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 12:53

>>190
Yeah.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 15:16

Well, what are you going to do now?

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 16:36

Heaven please sing for me a song of

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 20:07

>>190 Don't worry, it is the same for every single person on the planet :)

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 05:01

I may talk to you.

I may like you.

Hell, I may even love you.

But I will never need you. That's why this will never work out, see?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 07:09

Looking at my porn collection fills me with a bit of joy.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 12:33

So hot mama... wanna fuk?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 13:57

Seeing a porno clip titled "Girl uses dildo for pleasure" makes me wonder what other uses she'd have for it.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 14:02

>>198
Rolling pin substitute is the first thing that comes to mind.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 14:07

>>199
Provided it has an attractive colouring, it could also be used as a coffee-table sculpture. And then of course it serves as a handy fellatio practice dummy.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 14:58

>>200
I always imagined they would make decent chew-toys for any dog with a mouth big enough to handle it. But I'm not sure there are many owners who would agree with the idea of their dog fooling around with a floppy penis.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 23:13

God damn fuck shit son of a bitch, it's cold here.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 23:19

This thread seems to resemble a social networking site.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 23:27

>>203 I don't know what you mean, this is a site based on 2-ch.

If you don't like this you may be better suited to find another internet hangout.

Peace to you, sir.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 23:43

More like an asocial network, in fact.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 19:26

> The useful M.E. verb mischieve (early 14c.) has, for some reason, fallen from currency.

You know, this always bothered me....

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 23:51

>>202 Too bad for you, I have a goddamn awesome Space Heater.

Which I call Kevin Spacey.

And go on magical imaginary adventures with.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 10:13

If I was rich, I'd buy some sort of DQN mobile and fill it full of booze and some drugs and invite all DQN to drive around the world and have some sort adventure with.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 16:14

If I was rich, I'd buy some sort o∵∴DQ∵∴∵∴mobile∵∴∵fi∵∴∵∴∵∴it f∵∴l of ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴nd some∵∴ittens∵∴an∵∵∴∴i∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴bum∵∴ex∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴Rei∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴tanasinn.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 16:19

Don't you mean if you were ric∵∴∵

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 20:17

Is there any affordable ebook reader better than the Hanlin v5? I do not believe so.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 21:52

>>208
( ゚ ヮ ゚)

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 22:21

I still have not given up on my childhood dream of buying an old Russian transport helicopter and turning it into a flying camper van.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 01:59

>>213 I keep having recurring dreams that I am standing on a dirt runway, and flying recreational vehicles are constantly taking off and landing there. I look at each one as carefully as possible, hoping I can figure out how to build one.

Also, the Spaceballs movie had a great flying camper van.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 06:12

Blood is surprisingly difficult to clean out of the carpet...

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 11:54

>>214 aaahhhhh go tell it to the pigeons!

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 20:43

Who is Chen's father?

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 08:44

I'm physically slim and beautiful but I can't get a girlfriend because I'm a hopeless dokyun.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 07:19

why? why does recording equipment have to be so expensive? Even pretty shitty mikes are hopelessly out of a NEET's budget :(

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6361 17:21

I'm in law because I love telling people they're wrong. It's added inches to my e-peen in internet arguements. I can just wave it around and argue from authority.
The feeling of crushing someone's dream in court is just unforgettable.

I helped you parents divorce, DQN. I play part in the misery of the world. I defend the rights of the accused when no one else will. I am the Man, and in this way I can rebel against my hippy parents.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6361 20:36

>>220 you helped we parents divorce? SOMEONE VIOLATED VIRGIN PROTOCOL! ABORT! ABORT!

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 02:39

Sometimes I fantasize about something bad happening to me so I need to go to the hospital and get attention.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:08

>>218 Same. However my beginner anal toys should be arriving in the mail any day now, and I'm picking up weed later.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:11

Wow DQN has issues... and I'm all out of tissues

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 17:31

>>219
Plug a set of headphones into the microphone jack. It worked for me with the Title verses I recorded.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 19:01

>>225 Macs have not come with microphone jacks since, like, the G3 era IIRC.

and the real problem I have is that some DQN at Apple decided it would be great if the built-in microphone would unavoidably pick up the internal fan and speaker noises.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 00:52

http://www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn

gash is one of the best captchas I've ever had. Alright love let's see yer gash

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 01:10

>>226
Guess you should've paid less and gotten more. But try playing with "remove noise" in Audacity.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 01:52

>>223
I could go for some of those. I had a vibrator once. It was amazing to use while masturbating.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 01:56

hey guys why not go get laid like me

haha i'm joking i'm asexual

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 02:34

I want chicken, I want dinner. Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.♪

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 02:38

Just as I hit the "reply" button, I remember that it's "liver", not "dinner". orz

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 03:03

>>228
god bless ye, we can't all be presumptive jerks who know less than the people they're advising....

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 03:39

>>232
You actually caused me to believe it was, in fact, ``dinner'', because who would rhyme ``liver'' with ``deliver''?!

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 07:20

It is 26 degrees fahrenheit outside. It is 80 in my room. Somehow, opening the window and putting a fan in front of it hasn't done anything to fix my problem yet.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 17:07

>>233
I know plenty. I spent a few years fighting with a woefully insufficient Powerbook before switching back to a PC which, at half the cost, was twice as capable. I have done tech support for plenty of Mac users and they always tend to have stupid problems that are hard to fix (like some-but-not-all JPEGs spontaneously deciding to open with TextEdit and the OS refusing to allow changing it back). So you can take your "knowing less" and shove it.

And as I said, I have recorded before using a pair of headphones as a microphone. With a bit of work in Audacity, I could get fairly decent quality audio from it. And, if you hadn't spent all that extra money getting something with an Apple logo on it, you would have had a few dollars to spend on a real microphone. I've been there.

But if you want to feel self-important, feel free to ignore me and complain about your crappy Mac. You'll figure it out on your own eventually.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 17:11

>>236 I lol'd. u r 2 kwl

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 18:42

>>234
Al Yankovic (cf "Trapped in the Drive-Thru") would, for one.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 18:46

WHY? Why do I dream about her?

240 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-6363 19:10

/vip/ or DQN?

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 20:29

I read a disturbing story about a gay terrorist kidnapping kids and castrating them to give them to this gay terrorist king who believed that having gay sex with kids was not gay because they didn't their peeps.

I think that I died inside alittle... ('A`)

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 21:00

>because they didn't their peeps.

Did you accidentally the whole thing? o_O;

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 22:38

>>236
You can hammer whatever point you think you have home as condescendingly and as often as like, but a headphone mic is not the tool for my job to begin with, and the computer is not why I am out of funds. Neither is the fucking acoustic grand I want to record ;P

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 22:48

>>243
*as you like

To clarify, the NEET part was dead serious. The only reason I haven't really wandered off miles away and done something life-threatening or soul-crushing for pennies a day is because dad is loaded. Doesn't mean I get or deserve an allowance.

245 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 00:41

I'm ashamed to create a new THREAD because people might get angry due to my tripcode. This is DQN though, this place is supposed to be elitist. Therefore if a tripcode makes you angsty then you are not elitist enough.

Well, anyway I was so afraid to make an ass of myself that I almost always posted anonymously. Today I installed the Symbola font and found a neat character to go with my tripcode. So, I think I'm going to wiggle it around while it feels fresh and good and then I'll post anonymously again.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 00:55

>>243

> a headphone mic is not the tool for my job to begin with

Well... technically neither is a laptop with no microphone plug.

247 Name: Squeeks is !rbANlN8Lzs : 1993-09-6364 01:53

>>245
Just as long as you're not that Brandy Bogard''/heh man'' dipshit, you're cool.

248 Name: HEH MAN : 1993-09-6364 03:11

HAHA I LIKE WILLIES AND CUM

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 03:53

>>246
Shows what you know.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 19:44

I always get depressed when I find uncensored Japanese porn. It sounds like it'd be awesome with no mosaics, but it turns out that Japanese vaginae are pretty fucking ugly.

251 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6376 23:59

Ah, someone please tell that man to leave. Shoo him away!

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6379 13:48

If you made hand coverings from the meat of a sheep, you could call them mutton mittens.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6379 17:31

>>250
Real men hunt in the bush!

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 21:53

Shit, I can't think of anything funny, so I'll get trolled horribly, and.. I should stop before I dig myself in too deep.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 22:22

Consider this: a pack of wild Niggers. Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn, raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 23:33

yay 4chan go go go

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 03:07

one of my friends just found 4chan, he is such a douche. I'm trying to turn him elsewhere for his own good

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 04:42

I was just idly browsing the internet, unaware of the restless destiny boiling inside me, when like a great bolt of lightning this image of the man hit me. At once, a great fury erupted from me as if the spirit of my great warrior ancestors suddenly posessed me- here was a man strong, proud, he who is prepared to lose all to defend what he believes to be right! He is your friend, a man who fights for justice!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 05:00

I just found this and thought you'd like it http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/lisa-ann-who-s-bangin-palin/456352/

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 08:59

Don't feel just think, and you'll never be tanasinn.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 12:03

When I have been edging with only 1 millimetre away from ejaculation for 20 minutes, I believe I deserve a better orgasm!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 14:04

>>261
If you want a better orgasm you need to work for it. Thrust your hips rhythmically, put ice cubes on your balls, get on all fours and come on the floor, stick a banana up your ass.

263 Name: !Bike/OtAkU : 1993-09-6382 15:53

>>262
Wait, why the ice cubes?

264 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6382 17:23

This got me wondering, how would Leonardo da Vinci masturbate?

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 00:55

Artistically, of course. And possibly with the aid of a complex and improbable machine.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 03:29

rape an ape

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 02:00

ͼ_ͽ

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 02:19

🔰>🔰
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269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 03:15

(.w.')

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 03:24

cacrol189 :3:21am
Need a hand there Trooper?

cacrol189 :3:21am
Jerking? Need a hand?

cacrol189 :3:22am
I just wanna talk. Dundee is lonely and im new

You :3:22am
i like giraffes

cacrol189 :3:22am
Have you searched the database yet? Lot of people in our area.

You :3:22am
do you like giraffes?

cacrol189 :3:22am
whats your profile name in the No Strings network lets hook up?

You :3:22am
giraffes

cacrol189 :3:22am
Hey signup real quick before this thing makes us disconnect, it doesnt last long

You :3:23am
giraffes wouldn't disconnect anyone, that's why i like them

cacrol189 :3:23am
Free Chat Connection Timed Out
Register Now For Free To No Strings network

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 03:35

RAPE ESCAPE

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 22:48

Two girls sitting across from me on the bus complimented my ``TOUHOU PROJECT'' shirt. I thanked them, asked if they'd played it, then asked if they were going to the local anime convention, to which I received an affirmative on both counts. Then I turned away and promptly resumed reading an e-book about the Linux kernel.

I think I just fucked that one up.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 23:22

>>272 Cool as a cucumber.

274 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6386 00:36

You're one badass motherhacker, mr. >>272. I envy you; I hail you.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 01:47

>>272 I want to be you.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 02:23

>>272 you are a super player.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 14:29

I wished I could be DQN in real life.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 22:00

  ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧      ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´∀`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
 | | |  ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃ | | |
 (__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)     Thank you.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 22:33

( ≖‿≖)

280 Name: ( ≖‿≖) : 1993-09-6388 22:35

( ≖‿≖)

281 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6389 00:14

Damn it, >>272. How I wish I had a courage to go outside and end up in the similar situation!

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6390 05:21

Hey it's my birthday today DQN, I am 22. I spent the first hour of my birthday rolling katamaris, and then 4 hours reading tvtropes.com, aaaargh! Anyways, good night.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6390 06:22

>>282
Happy birthday to you!!! Sleep well!

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6391 15:30

>>283 Thank you! You are all welcome to come to my party tonight though it will be rather cosy I think as my flat is quite small.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6391 16:31

My cum tastes amazing today. Like toast dipped in egg yolk.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6391 19:00

>>284
I will be there in spirit and if you read this while it is happening then I will sort of be there live as well!

>>285
Now I'm compelled to spread cum on my toast.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 14:40

>>282 Sounds like an awesome way to spend your birthday, I'll try to play Katamari on mine in <2 weeks too!

( ゚ -゚) Though it would be so much better if I could get high before doing that; a shame I have no friends and can't get weed.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 16:36

>>287 It was a good birthday, when I woke up at 12 I went swimming with my friends then I had KFC for birthday tea. Then last night i had a wee party which was good banter, but the police came which was quite scary (they walked into my room as I was grinding weed incidentally), especially when they asked if I had a criminal record (I was charged with vandalising a supermarket a couple of years ago haha)

But then when everyone left someone nicked all my fags and whisky :( Then although my ex-girlfriend stayed and we had pretty wild sex I get very sad because i know she's only using me for sex, though I love her very dearly. Oh and then I slept in and missed an important lecture today. FUCK

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 00:31

Months ago I had a strange, and oddly detailed dream that I was watching a TV commercial for a new kind of crock pot. The people on TV put a chicken in it, and the camera zoomed in and showed that the crock pot had a big switch in the rear, labeled SLOW and FAST. Someone in the kitchen said, "What does that switch do?" and reached for it. And someone in a white laboratory coat ran out and said "Don't touch that, it's experimental!" And the person changed the switch to "FAST" anyway. This caused the crock pot to make an engine revving sound, and then do a wheelie across the table with its tires squealing, then roll out the front door like a little miniature race car with the chicken still stuck in the top, VROOM VROOM. Cut to outside scene, all the people are chasing the crock pot down the street Benny Hill fashion but they can't catch it.

I told someone I know about the dream, and she put "hot rod" stickers on the crock pot she had just bought.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 01:13

I dreamt once that there was a bomb in a dam and i had to open the damn, so i pulled the big wheel round hard and water gushes out, and I woke up and found i had pissed the bed, and I went AW SHIT and then I woke up again in my living room, completely dry

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 02:29

I really want to get a Malamute...

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 06:48

Mmmmmmh, Evangelyne...

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 08:47

Stop fucking shouting!

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 10:20

I get to see the love of my life in 2118 minutes!

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 11:48

Greenpeace are fucking stupid.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 19:50

I want to yodel at open mic nights

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 20:39

Universities are (and should) not social experiments, but places of learning.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 00:27

>>297
Experimentation is an essential part of the learning process.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 06:03

Whodunnit? Idunnit!

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 18:21

Minds...locked...together

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 02:02

lol nordreich

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 09:29

I better not post that, everyone will think I'm gay

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 09:47

>>302
I'm already gay.
There, now the attention has shifted to me. Say what you will!

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 21:22

Babies should not be allowed in libraries unless they are properly sedated.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 02:34

The Elitist Superstructure of DQN is such a cozy place.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 14:24

maybe I
...zuck ya dick

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 11:36

I put on weight in the last week, has to be two or three kilos...

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 12:49

I really, REALLY like you!!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 12:55

chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa vvvvrrroOOOM

BUM, BUMBUMBUMP. BUM. BUMBUMBUMP, BUMBUM-BUMP.

BUM, BUMBUMBUMP. BUM. BUMBUMBUMP, BUMBUM-BUMP.

DOOOOO, DOO-DOO DOO DOODOO,

DOO DOO

DOO DOO

DOODOODOO

DOOOOO, DOO-DOO DOO DOODOO,

DOO! DOO!

DOO! DOO!

DOODOODOO

DOOO, DOO DOO DOO-DOO DOOO! DOOO DOO DOO DOO DODO

DOOO, DODOO DOO DOO DOO DOO, DOOOOOOOOOOOO!

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 13:13

I hope Japan is doing alright ( ゚ -゚)

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 14:26

nig nog, ching chang chong

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 10:36

oh fuck the reactor is leaking

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 15:49

Giant monster time GO GO GO

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 02:04

I started making my first dubstep track the other day, I was really pleased with the heavy bass I created but then what happened in Japan, I feel terrible. It's all my fault :(

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 02:27

THIS WILL NOT BREAK ME!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 21:33

Don't blame yourself, >>314. Everyone knows that earthquakes are caused by global warming.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 00:01

why me?

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 02:10

I'm so goddamn lonely. Someone please hold me ;___;

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 11:39

>>319
Don't be sad fellow dokyun~!

321 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6404 11:57

>>317
It all makes sense now!

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 22:42

Would consuming more fiber make shitting less messy?

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 13:34

When your body sends you wake-up calls, how many times are you gonna hit the snooze button?

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 14:23

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 14:24

>>324 woah i entered the wrong captcha but managed to correct it before the page loaded

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 10:28

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 05:45

Under the supermoon loli to issho

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 06:23

I threw my cap into my bowl across the room, and as it sailed closed I thought AWESOME IT'S GOING IN but then I remembered I had yesterday's lunch in the bowl (congealed tomato soup left over from spaghetti hoops) and now my hat is dirty

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 19:53

Actually going outside right now for a change.
Hope I don't screw up anything.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 20:29

I think Idaho's state motto should be "Idaho. What do you want to do for lunch?"

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 23:12

DVD-RAM cartridges, how the fuck do they work? Am I meant to buy a special drive for them, or somehow extract the disc and put it into the multi-format burner's drawer?

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 01:08

>>331
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD-RAM
ttp://www.ehow.com/facts_5232531_dvd-ram-drive_.html

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 03:31

Dammit, I can't think of anything witty and awesome.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 13:25

Why do we have a captcha?

It's been so long I don't even remember when we got one, or if it's always been here, or why we have it

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 13:58

Some devious criminal mastermind wrote a script that filled a single thread with lol posts as fast as possible.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 18:16

I think I vaguely remember that

Do you remember when that was?

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 20:02

September 1993, duh.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 22:10

>>337

But what day

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 22:29

dick queer nigger

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 23:35

I remember writing a script that bumped every thread that had "lol" or "dqn" in the title, so that the entire top of the board was filled with DQN DQN LOL

341 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6412 23:48

I never wrote a script in my entire life, though I dreamed about doing it since I was 12.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:32

Plenty to go 'round ladies
Don't all push at once
Plenty
to go
around.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:33

Also, deal with it

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:41

Do I really want a wife?
Or do I just want a live-in secretary, chef, maid, cleaner, hostess, actress and fuckable body?

I wonder if my life would better if I disintermediated and simply hired the above personnel, rather than transacting through 'love' and marriage. My relations would be purer. I would also have a harem.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:41

The word pouch is a weird word. Pouch pouch pouch pouch, I'm going to stick my fist into your meat pouch.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 15:22

>>344
Your life might be better if you didn't let yourself be bothered at all by such close-quarters relations. Mine certainly is.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 16:44

Why is my hand on my dick? fucking orange trains!

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 21:16

Why people call their genitals "junk"? Junk is something you don't need, isn't it.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 21:56

>>348 it's probably from the same people who consider them "dirty" and "nasty".

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 22:52

Saxophone... piano... The fuck's the use in learning two instruments?

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 01:22

What's with this "Claire" obsession thingy?

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 02:03

>>349 the term appears to have spread from from gay novelist Ethan Mordden in the 1980s. So no.

>>348 "Junk" is synonymous with "stuff" sometimes, not just "trash".

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 03:51

This work is not getting done but the internet is quite amusing.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 09:43

>>351 someone's about to have their heart broken.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 14:34

>>354 hopefully on an idolatrous Aztec altar to feed the glory of the sun god.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 19:48

>>355 ha, ha!

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 20:15

Oh man, I liked that "Dipshit Trilogy" joke, and it was me who started it! I love the message boards sometimes.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 02:07

I (shamefully) somewhat resent "ITT" threads for bringing order to what would otherwise be a delightfully chaotic DQN.


I know, I know, I'm part of the problem.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 23:36

It's Saturday night and I'm sitting in my room recording my farts, and looping them and playing with pitch and tempo to make "dirty" basslines

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 00:00

Holy shit i can see the future! It never occured to me that I was the one however.

My captcha is frietch. I don't like it to be honest.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 02:45

My captcha is me! Yes, me!

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 09:23

I hate parallel parking. I don't know how I'll get out of my parking spot today.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 12:36

All this talk about Satan and Lucifer creeps me out. Please stop it.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 15:18

>>363, the Devil made us do it!

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 18:51

capn crunch. capncapncapn.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 13:09

So I played Touhou on Lunatic mode at an anime convention while a room of people watched via projector. They were so confused.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 18:43

capncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapn. capn.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 18:58

By your encouragement, I ate my cum today. Disappointing.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 23:23

The wheels of nihilism are rolling my way once again

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 23:46

He says his semen tastes like candy. I don't believe him, but is it wrong that I want to try it myself?

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 00:52

>>370
You want to try his semen ?

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 05:51

MY EYES!

373 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6421 08:57

You should just go for it, mr. >>370. You are *thinking*, but you should try to **feel**.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 11:02

∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴/ ̄∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∴∵ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴| ● |∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ _/ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ,-‐-、 ∴ / ̄∴∵∵∴∵)
∵∴/  \     /   ヽ∴| ● |∴∵∵∴ノ
∵/   \ \    l    |   _/∴∵∴ ノ   
/   \ \     ゝ___,.ノ  |∴∵∴∵∴∵丿
      \     /      |∴∵∴∵∴∵ノ
           /       |∴∵∴∵∴丿
     \   /     \   |∴∵∴∵∴ノ
      \/     \ \ |∴∵∴∵ノ
     \ \    \ \  |∴∵∴ノ
     \\ \    \  /∴∵ノ Are you saying what I think you're saying, >>373?
                  //

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 14:37

>>368
I didn't encourage, you did it of your own accord.

...Is it OK if I fap to the idea of you eating your cum, only to be dissatisfied with the taste?

no homo

Also, I'll be working 8 hours a day, 5 days a week for 6 months, earning $3 dollars an hour. On the weekend, I'll teach English for 4 hours a day at $25 an hour. I love you, China.

376 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6421 15:54

>>374
Do you actually think?

>>375
You should fap to the idea of him feeling a guilt for eating his semen and imagining that he was raped by a bunch of tough guys.

Also, why don't you teach English every day instead?

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 17:14

>>375
Good god, man.

>>376
I guess Chinese kids are generally too busy studying and doing homework on the weekdays.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 17:53

I'm profoundly glad I don't live anywhere near you freaks.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 20:41

>>378 pレヴィオウsポstアイメdアtメはヴェスッゲsテdテャtdqんサレsカレdオfメアンdmyパrtyはrdリフェstyレ

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 20:43

>>379 I didn't mean to do that, I was typing in english but I forgot i was in katakana mode. But I thought it was funny so I left it.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 20:53

>>380
How would you not notice doing that, do you stare at your hands when you type?

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 22:07

KAKAROT!!!

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 22:34

>>381 no i started typing and when i looked up it was in katakana

SO I SAID FUCK IT
I ONCE FUCKED A BITCH
WITH A PUSSY LIKE A BUCKET

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 23:33

>>379
THAT IS NOT AN ENGLISH WORD WHY DID YOU SAY IT

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 01:03

>>379
"Aime st p d a t Reviou s media policy is testing Vesugge s boyfriend s d s d o Teya tdq Sale dmy f Mean performance is rty rd sty les Lihue"

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6427 00:02

>>385 That isn't really anything like what I typed on my end haha. BUT I've been really baked today and been writing songs with sort of cutup techniques, and that's quite interesting what you came up with...

It starts off "Previous posts aimed at me" as a hint

387 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6427 00:08

I wish I had Amstrad CPC

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6427 16:11

am i even alive

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 11:08

I'll never be proletarian enough.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 18:13

Be sure to take your infected friends to a hospital.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 18:29

I hate going to tghe beech

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 19:55

Mechismo, dudes. My captcha is tar!

BUT THEN I WROTE IT INCORRECTLY, SO NOW IT'S... (waiting 60 seconds)... ciem! Hah! That almost kind of sounds like semen!

393 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6429 00:10

Why do I always browse DQN so late at night? It makes my brain go PSSSSSSH

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 00:47

>My captcha is tar!
>WROTE IT INCORRECTLY

GRRRRRRRRRREAT!

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 14:36

That thread sucks.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 18:30

cumtrapz.

cumtrapz cumtrapz cumptrapz lol

397 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6430 22:54

http://www.visionofhumanity.org/gpi-data/#/2010/scor
This pitiful planet pretty much sucks.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 20:22

>>397
Seeing the entirety of Russia with a GPI of 143 pretty much made my day.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 00:38

My usual work process for a project:

1: Get brief
2: Full of enthusiam, do a big chunk of concept work etc. in sketchbook, full of ideas
3: Feel proud of how much work I've done, relax a bit
4: 5 weeks before deadline - start to worry I haven't done anything since the start of the project
5: 4 weeks before - start properly freaking out
6: 2 weeks before - mental breakdown. lie on wooden floor sobbing and screaming
7: cut my wrists, legs and chest. Phone my mother in tears.
8: last week - blitz project with no sleep, hand it in 10 minutes before deadline
9: get an A
10: ?????
11: get new brief. vow not to be so silly.
12: repeat from step 2.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 05:38

Remember when Beady Eyes was the most annoying guy cluttering up the Elitist Superstructure? Well, somehow you guys have made it worse. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 15:16

>>400 I am, thanks ;P

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 17:57

I am thankyou man.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 20:23

What should I do with my life, DQN ?

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 20:48

BLOG POST LOL BLOG POST LOL

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 23:32

There's a naked girl sleeping in my bed right now. Just wanted to tell you guys.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 02:03

>>405
Is she Claire? DID YOU FINALLY GET TO DO IT WITH CLAIRE

407 Name: Xarn : 1993-09-6433 05:02

>>406 It's Erika.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 06:25

Dokyun has a job after 5 years of a wonderfully isolated life... well, at least I can buy computer parts and figurines now.

409 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6433 11:18

>>408
What is this job? How did you get it? Was it a hard decision to make?

410 Name: ( ・ω・) : 1993-09-6433 12:46

I have the hots for Claire too!

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 14:06

>>407 >>406
No. Hey guess what, she stuck her tongue up my bumhole.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 14:39

thread not found

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 18:56

>>409
Fast food, Arby's to be exact. I made a friend a couple weeks ago who works there. She sweet-talked a manager after I filled out an application, following which I went back and bothered them until I finally got an interview. And no, I didn't find it difficult at all. I happen to not be socially awkward, just highly reclusive, as my time is precious and I would rather not waste it on unintelligent endeavors. However as stated I can buy figurines and computer parts, among other toys, now, which somewhat balances it out.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6434 05:15

>>413
Grats on the dough, condolences on the ass-ness of that kind of work.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6434 06:20

>>414
Haha, thanks.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 13:50

We have Asians on DQN? I thought we were all fat white wapanese nerds

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 14:29

>>416 I'm not fat, I got ripped in 3 weeks. Ask me how.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 16:49

>>416 whether children of asian immigrants who can only speak English and/or are not Japanese merely act wapanese or are wapanese is a pretty touchy subject

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 17:11

I hope this microwavable curry I am eating doesn't give me food poisoning since its been half defrosted since my freezer broke 2 days ago.

420 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6436 21:13

>>416
I'm not fat, I just got a couple of excess kilograms. I'll walk it off next time I go outside.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 09:22

I'm the dokyun in Shanghai.
I'm white, and having yellow fever would actually make this year a lot more enjoyable.

I prefer white people.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 12:48

Did you get shanghaied, >>421?

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 15:35

Heh heh, my Internet handle is Shanghai...

424 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6437 22:35

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days set in Shanghai.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 22:57

shanhai shanhai shanhai shanhai
hourai hourai hourai hourai
furansu oranda chibetto kyouto
rondon roshia orurean

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 23:15

Hating〜
Hating〜
Loving〜❤

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 23:44

Bars and clubs are strange, strange places. Do not ever go to them.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 03:14

>>422
About 8 months in, I feel like I have indeed been Shanghai'd.

Chinese girls are nothing like JAV. Give me Europeans who know what they're doing and are not ashamed to say how much they want you.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 13:52

Even if being an asshole is part of your nature, you should try to be as nice as possible to the people serving your food because they'll most likely end up spitting in your food for any offense.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 14:50

>>429 same with people cutting your hair

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 17:05

DQN is dead.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 19:56

>>431 no, it's just full of losers.

433 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6438 20:46

>>432 MY ASS is full of losers. Or to be more precise the world wide web is full of losers.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 23:50

>>433 If your ass is the world wide web, how does it feel to have over one million dicks inside of it?

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 00:25

>>432 is tsundere for dqn

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 00:30

>>435 sh- shut up loser

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 06:22

( ゚ ヮ ゚) >>436がすき!!!!

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 08:45

you don't bird me i don't bird you

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 22:31

>>434
>>433
Haha, butts!

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 22:56

suri di essu

441 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6439 23:01

>>434
It feels good, thanks for asking.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6440 21:55

UNHAND MY PENIS, SATAN!

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 18:38

boop beep bip We're sorry, but the number you have just dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your telephone the square root of negative one radians around its time axis and try your call again.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 21:45

disregard fink
acquire homebrew

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 04:16

this harar coffee is so damn fruity

it's like a fucking san francisco parade in your mouth

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 08:07

I can't tell when the fuck anyone dies in homestuck. I keep hearing about characters dying but then they show back up and I guess some of them aren't dead-dead and I don't know what the fucks going on.

I don't even read that damn webcomic why do I care

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 08:52

DQN stands for Dairy Queen

448 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6444 09:50

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 09:59

I keep forgetting to visit DQN, im sorry. :(

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 14:11

frying pan on

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 21:40

>>449 I haven't been forgetting, but I have been much less interested in DQN lately. I'm posting more in a couple of other places, though, where a few DQNs (and ex-DQNs) hang out, so I'm still getting my daily dokyun dose.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 13:48

It's not assault if it gives you a boner.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 20:36

where's like, the main base of operations for the DQN Electronics compilations?

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 22:24

>>453
My basement. ( ゚ヮ゚)

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 04:06

>>454
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I wanna come out and say it: your basement is smelly. I was kind of hoping we could swap bases once in a while, let the stank out. Makes us less easy to track, y'know? I wouldn't dare say this if this weren't anonymous.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 12:46

hmmm, weetabix stuck in my teeth again.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 14:13

I've been a follower of the DQN electronics compilations for quite a while now and I would like to put forward some of my music maybes

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 16:12

I'm like the Porco Rosso of kinky sex.

459 Name: Show me your reflection!.zwVB5VQv.!!TTeeQz8t : 1993-09-6447 16:51

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460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 17:08

FISTING

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 23:53

I'm going to call myself and my fellow country men "American" and if any Brazilian or Argentinean or whatever the fuck is offended they can shove it up their ass.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:00

Does "relax" necessarily mean "sleepy"? If I have a herbal tea to calm myself down will it still work if I'm popping pro-plus and and cheap energy drink for an all night essay-writing sesh?

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:01

I dropped the bucket in the well, in a manner of speaking

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:38

I like money.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:40

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466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 00:14

So my boss is getting English lessons off me in his office.
He gives me the business English book he's using to prepare something useful for him.

I randomly open the book and start browsing. Words are already written in the margins for the sake of his practice.
In the middle of one page, in a delicate script, is "anus anus anus"...

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 00:28

It would be cool if there was a "like" button on DQN. I mean it works on facebook! How about like a registration thing where we can have our own name, and maybe an avatar pic, then the number of "likes" we get can be recorded so people can see if you're a good poster or not

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 19:32

Dickgirls with manly faces would be titboys.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 20:44

So on the way home I was listening to the radio, and there was some public service announcement saying, "In the US, a man has a heart attack every 34 seconds." And I think that guy really needs to relax.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6451 17:24

Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6451 20:50

Fapchan is going to close down today forever. ;_;

Tonight I cut myself.

472 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6451 23:34

>>471
So, I went there, read the news and laughed since it was one of survivors of those numerous tiny little boards which has been spawned (following 7chan) when Trevor-chan wrote err... Trevor-chan on PHP (now know as Kusaba). Everyone wanted their own *chan back then, I remember that.

When this flashback ended, without any hesitation I headed straight to a certain board and this link was right there: http://www.newfapchan.org/

So, instead of cutting yourself, you should hurry up and move all good stuff to this new board. I would certainly do this in your place.

473 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6451 23:35

Here is an audio incentive for you, >>471: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74dIafTazM

GANBATTE!

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 00:30

>>472
Nah, fapchan is dead and there's no good enough replacement for it. Fuck that shitty niggertits spawn site.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 07:31

Huh, I could really use a pocket protector.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6452 12:37

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 00:58

hello dqn have any of you ever played gitaroo man? about 2 years ago I got up to the third-last level and failed a few times so gave up. Then I felt like playing again tonight and just finished the normal story mode, I'm glad I did. The second last level made me feel cosy inside

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 01:25

>>477
Ohhh, Gitaroo Man~

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 04:18

OSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssSSssama-tan.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 04:22

osama osmana osmania ossmannia oneesama oniisan

neechan

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 05:14

osamabamadingdong

482 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6453 09:49

"Justice has been done," said Obama.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 12:15

  ε ⌒ヘ⌒ヽフ
 (   (  ・ω・) USA! USA! USA!
  しー し─J

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 19:49

HEADACHE

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 19:51

фефефефеи

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 01:05

  ε ⌒ヘ⌒ヽフ
 (   (  ・ω・) USA! USA! USA!
  しー し─J

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 16:44

sore throat, headache, sun burns. i want a nerdy girlfriend, not yet another boring slut.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 18:12

I want to be an infomorph.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 23:56

So, now that Osama bin Laden is dead, do you suppose the TSA will stop searching for him in the bodily orifices of toddlers and octogenarian grandmothers?

490 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6455 00:12

>>489
I assume they will be searching for his accomplices.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 03:52

Hello Dick Queer Niggers, how are y'all tonight?

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 13:58

( ゚ ヮ゚) Today I got my hands on another used tampon, with some accompanying bloody tissues.

( ゚ ヮ゚) My collection's getting bigger!

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 22:28

>>492 to expand on this, my girl broke up with me, technically a few months ago but, well, I'm a sex god, so she's never really left me. Even when she got back with her ex a few weeks ago, she's still cheated on him with me a few times. Anyway, she came up last night for sex and she was on her period. So I kept the tampon and the wipes we used to clean up afterwards, but today I finally admitted to her, as she was sitting on my dick with blood running down the inside of my thighs, that I'm a piranha. A carnivorous freshwater fish from the South American rainforests [I've since found out that piranhas are omnivorous but I said carnivorous at the time]. So I went down on her and ate that bloody lovely mess too.

That's probably the last time we get together for the near future, but it was pretty good. We also sneaked into the living room and fucked on the sofa, then she sucked me off in the kitchen. I live with two girls as well, they were both upstairs hehehe.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 22:30

Sorry if that post was offensive to any fellow dokyuns. You can achieve your dreams, go out and do it! I believe in you. Try some ketamine.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6455 23:44

>>493
Nigger faggot

>>494
You're an anus !

496 Name: ( ˃ ◡˂) : 1993-09-6456 00:48

>>495 ( ˃ ◡˂)

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6456 01:08

>>495

>noko

someone's a silly billy

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6457 10:21

I wish the asmodians on Zikel server weren't full of so many loudmouths.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6457 11:53

Never program in PL/SQL.

500 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6457 20:21

So, >>494, is >>493 a fantasy you got on a ketamine? Because it's sick, dude! I'm staying home.

>>495, did imageboards become too crowded?

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 00:25

>>500 no, actually the girl was very against my taking ketamine so I don't do it very often. She knows I did it once because one time I had a pretty bad experience (it was cut with something shitty) and I text her because I thought I was dying haha. She was very mad at me, but she doesn't know about all the other times.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 00:31

lol

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 00:38

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 03:16

Peeling tomatoes without a pan of boiling water to dunk them in is a pain.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 03:46

>>504 who peels tomatoes? Why?

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 03:53

>>505 people who make things like sauce....

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 04:54

>>506 ?????????? weird

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 05:18

>>507 make more of your meals from scratch, you'll see how weird can be good then.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 06:44

>>508 no, I just use the skins in the sauce? whatever man! rain in the ocean!

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 07:07

>>509 maaan, you weird. peace!

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 13:04

Tomatoes are shit! Ha ha!

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 15:05

I posted the recipe in /food/ and I must say it came out pretty good.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 21:05

Why does pain get me high?

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 21:38

>>513
It causes your body to release adrenaline and endorphins.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6458 22:27

I want to create my own variety of Marijuana, and call it "Hybrid car farts" as a joke based on the Smug Alert episode of South Park.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6459 03:04

HA HA HA I TOTALLY DIDN'T GET THAT ONE

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6459 04:54

my penis is wearing a trippy helmet

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6459 06:27

Huh, somehow I resisted the urge to walk out of work, drive my car up the mountain and straight off a cliff. I was seriously considering it, but accidentally drank enough coffee to make my bi-polarity take effect.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6459 09:00

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6460 07:43

>>519
True.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 00:34

You're, like, really fucking stupid.

You should die.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 01:16

>>521 woah, that was like, totally relevant to what i was doing when i read it

flat out freakyyyyy

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 16:00

>>522
Its always relevant to what we're doing.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 16:02

H.P Lovecraft sucks.

Thats is all.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 18:42

I ate myself and I want to die.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6462 06:04

I am fucking sleep deprived right now

527 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6462 07:57

My cat woke me up after only 4 hours of sleep. I'm so pissed off; I'm going to do the same to it. An eye for an eye. Oh, sweet >>526, we could both use some rest now, couldn't we?

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6462 22:37

>>527
I'm lucky if I can get four hours. Then again, I'm insane.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6463 00:10

>>528 I bet you're really just a bit eccentric and not actually insane at all.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6463 16:18

It's creepy when my sister makes sex jokes to my mom.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6464 00:10

>>530 Have you ever thought of your mum squeezing your sister out of her vagina?

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6464 11:01

I wish that lady didn't chime in with that shitty comment towards the end. It's not my fault she woke up late and wasn't smart enough to plan ahead of time.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6467 04:03

>>524 I like a lot of Lovecraft's ideas but he's kind of a shitty writer.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6469 10:38

I feel like I just visit this thread to bitch

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6469 21:10

>>534 I don't mind personally, I think it's interesting seeing how DQN lives. And then it's funny when people get upset about people making blog-style posts as well. So I don't mind.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6469 22:41

What the hell was the name of that Korean film?

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 00:51

>>535
A bit blog post here and there goes a long way and keeps the community together.

There should be a clear limit to it though.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 05:36

>>537
MY LIFE MY LIFE MY LIFE

LEARN ABOUT MY FUCKING LIFE, BITCH!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 10:21

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540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 10:28

Futanari robot.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 17:34

When I was a kid, I had fantasies about being a robot. And now... okay, you see where this is going?

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6471 16:44

ITT we post ITT

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6471 20:35

Earth is Heaven. No, literally.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6472 00:40

I do love my current partner but I think in the future if we break up and I have to date again I'm only going to date other bi people.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 00:12

>>544
You can date me! I'm absolutely cheathable ~

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 15:52

>>544
Are you a man or a woman? What about your partner?
Do you want to do that to have threesomes? Or so that you both can cheat on each other with people of gender opposite to your partner's?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 17:06

My lower back hurts.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 19:44

>>547 let me rub it

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 19:49

Do doot doot do doot.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6476 19:50

forever

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6478 21:11

I want a mobile phone with built-in washing machine and refrigerator.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6479 18:31

That wouldn't be very mobile, >>551

You could get some duct tape and attach a bar mini-fridge to one of those tiny student type washing machines, and duct-tape an old cell phone to the side. You might have difficulty fitting it in a pocket, though. Unless you wore cargo pants.

553 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6479 21:10

If I was a hatter I could make the best hat for myself.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6479 21:58

Hatters gonna hat.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6480 03:07

Female castration

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6480 08:23

I don't think I've ever met someone who self-identified as a "milliner", no.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6480 11:31

Dokyun is smoking a fat cigar at the moment.

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6481 04:34

i wonder what it's like to fuck a girly boy in the ass...

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6481 18:19

Mittens ( ˃ ヮ˂) wrote almost everything on /dqn/.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6481 18:29

Pilsner beer

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6481 18:40

>>559 Nah, it hasn't been that way for even half a month.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6481 18:46

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563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6481 21:18

>>562
at first I thought that was a wizard hat

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6481 21:21

>>563, did you try to put it on with your robe?

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 03:08

>>564 Yes. It almost fit, but there's bu-n all over my hair now.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 08:54

Usually I'm afraid of practicing drawing because it's the one thing I feel completely inept at, but now that I've just dived into I'm really happy at the progress!

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 09:12

The first has breast envy, the second feels up the third, the fourth's swimsuit comes undone, the fifth wears a super-skimpy bikini, the sixth eats a cocksicle, the seventh looks into the camera and blushes, etc.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 12:57

Ten-assed shit stomping dick shelf.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6483 05:49

Every time I walk past the Microsoft store in the mall, either nobody's using the Kinect demo, or a bunch of asians are. I wonder why that is.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6483 06:07

>>569 the store people are fucking with you. I told you flashing your Superstructure membership card would only bring trouble, man!

571 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6483 07:05

Oh my god, I missed the shuttle's landing. All because I was too lazy to close some browser tabs yesterday... Do I even deserve to live after this?

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6484 01:28

>>571
You didn't deserve to live before it.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6484 06:19

CHIPTUNES CHIPTUNES CHIPTUNES

574 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6484 16:30

>>572
Neither did you. So what?

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6484 16:41

>>574 what would you say if i asked you to sit on my face

576 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6484 17:46

>>575
I would be obliged to tell you that I love you.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6485 01:07

>>576 I take it you're single.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6485 02:11

I wish we could all just claim an an unoccupied island we start our own nation... or something.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6485 04:13

I'm going to find you. I'm going to get you. You'll be all mine. Soon...

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6485 07:02

>>578
I was once the sole inhabitant of a long-deceased nation known as Bunitsland. But I don't think anyone noticed...

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6485 16:22

I don't understand Tablecat. What is it supposed to be about?

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6485 17:19

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Nothing to understand, >>582. Just a Tablecat. Cat on the table.
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584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6485 17:59

>>578

I say we invade the Principality of Sealand.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6486 13:17

>>584 ahhhh that was it, i couldn't remember the name but it's an island in london or something i googled eel pie

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6486 16:24

          ∧_∧    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
         ( ´∀`) < HELLO DOKYUNS, this is a *lawff.*
        /    |    \________
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587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6486 16:44

           へ-ヘ   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ミ*´ー`ミ < Suddenly I'm huge. nya~
        /    |   \________
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       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
    __ | .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
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588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6486 16:46

  ∧_∧
( ´∀`)  what is this I don't even
〜(,_uuノ

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 18:37

Doesn't it seem strange that our consciousness is rooted in something? I am really starting to disbelieve I am myself

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 19:43

I first became disillusioned about college in my very first class, when my teacher was talking about evolution. One of the students, a grown woman, raised her hand and asked, "Since this is just a theory, why don't you have to teach Creationism, too?" It was then that I realized it was just gonna be high school all over again.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 20:58

My mother tongue has no word for "consciousness". To this day, I don't know what this word should mean.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 21:28

>>591
It's the reason you use the infinitive ``I''.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 21:57

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ AAAWWW YEAAH TAKE ME ON A JOURNEY THROUGH THE STARS!

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6487 23:16

>>589 that looks like something i posted but i don't remember posting it, so that's pretty weird

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6488 17:40

If gods exist, they are made of the same stuff as me and you.

596 Name: Brandy Bogard!u/BhvNh4hs!!mMxYWt7H : 1993-09-6489 07:29

äåö

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 11:02

>>595
Making us and any sentient creature, by proxy, also gods. However in this extreme the word loses its flair, so that one is left to conclude it was only ever used in terms of an entity whose powers extend beyond what could be technologically achieved in any given era.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6490 01:25

I saw someone playing CLANNAD on a laptop in the bus today. We talked for a minute before I turned around and continued reading, leaving afterwards without so much as a goodbye. I just didn't care that much.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6492 01:08

>>598
Neither would I.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6492 05:34

If ya hear any noise
It's just me and the bois
Hit meh
Ya gotta hit the band

601 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6492 20:22

All struggles and the suffering in the world make me a sad panda. I'm so depressed that I don't want to post for a while.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6492 20:36

;_;

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6492 20:47

strange feeling in my lower tummy and that feeling of pressure at the tip of my penis even though I just went for a piss

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6492 23:56

"Charming Domination" is an awesome song. I still suck at Extra though.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 20:43

I wonder how hard it would be to build a spiral escalator.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 21:19

>>605 I think you'd have trouble getting the steps back to the top in any graceful way.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 22:34

>>606
Just make the other half of the circuit wrap around the bottom of the exposed stairs. Assuming the steps aren't so large and bulky (a sad plight of today's obsolete escalator design), you could contain the details in a reasonably small frame. Of course, hiding the actuators and motor would be tricky, but that's where you'd integrate the column the thing is presumably built around. Imagine a rod with a series of smaller rods stuck to it in that spiral pattern. Each of these rods would be the gear shafts contributing to the stairs' smooth, continuous motion. Then, since within the larger rod you have a set of smaller rods lining up vertically, you would just wrap a belt around each set, connected of course to your motor, which is hopefully inside or below the base of the rod.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 22:40

Kusaba X is good at what it does, it's just really bloated.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 23:45

I have two canker sores developing at the same time, and no money to get something to get rid of it.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6494 11:05

Lethargy

611 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6495 09:56

>>608
No matter how Kusaba improves, I'll always love !WAHa.06x36's creation.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6495 10:40

Having masturbated with a cute girl on cam, then stopping abruptly to smoke a cigarette before even coming to orgasm, I feel as though I have just defeated the internet.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6495 15:54

>>611 Wakaba and Kareha users are elitist as all hell.
Usually Kusaba users are willing to share their experience.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6495 17:13

>>612 no I'm afraid not... haha, oh wow.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 03:54

GRAPE AN APEX

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 04:54

Leaves of three, good T.P.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 07:17

疲れた...

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 19:10

Alan Turing's tits

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6498 06:09

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6498 16:53

>>619
is this the best way ever to commit suicide, or what? Your family even gets life insurance!

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6498 20:40

>>620 double indemnity ftw!

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6498 20:41

So, freed of the burden of living, she's got nothing better to do than run around the whole world strangling anyone who read >>619 and didn't repost it?

Wow, the afterlife is pretty stupid.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6498 21:04

At least she doesn't come through the TV screen to attack people who watched a video, >>622

(and what happens if you watch the video on a cell phone? does she come to get you the size of a Barbie doll?)

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6499 06:25

>>623 TODO: make cellphone VHS

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6499 10:45

I accidentally let slip the phrase "Can't see shit, Captain" to my dad.

He was actually a Captain in the Air Force.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6499 18:27

It has dawned upon me that the catch phrase "EAT SHIT AND DIE" is actually a description of a life philosophy, sorta. Until now I've always thought it as an insult, instructing one as to actually consume feces.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 04:32

I wish to become a better person.

vc sage

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 06:23

I'm moving to a small town in Japan. I've been told that it's pretty much impossible to be social without traveling for at least half an hour. I'm worried the solitary living situation will awaken my latent hikkikomori tendencies.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 11:41

>>628
What else could you do? If I lived in a place like that I would love meandering through the area, picking out all its little joys and relishing the humble atmosphere.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 12:38

If you don't like the same fetishes as I do, you are repressed.
But if you like fetishes I don't, you are a sick fuck.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 18:05

>>628
So I guess your rail card will pretty much become your lifeline, huh ... just out of curiosity, which prefecture are you moving to? Fukuoka's my favourite, people there tend to be ridiculously warm and friendly.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 20:53

Why is the filesize included in the thread listing? Cui bono

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 21:00

So you don't accidentally 1MB of thread, which is not safe.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 21:47

I accidentally a 2.5MB thread once! I was on dial-up, so yeah ........................
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long story.

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6501 22:19

>>629,631
I'm in Wakayama prefecture. I think I can enjoy the slow life, taking it easy among the fields and mountains, biking aimlessly and looking out over the lonely sea. But I suspect that at some point I will retreat to my room, feeding my lack of social contact with an internet addiction. Oh well, such a life isn't so bad, and I certainly won't be able to call myself a true NEET since I'll be employed and leave the house often.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6502 05:59

How is it

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6503 03:15

Looking for the "favorite words" thread so I can add "dongoloid" but what the hell, I'll just leave this here.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6503 11:22

I recently discovered that I have been accepted to a certain university! (After sending a letter of appeal, after getting rejected). It’s not much, given how many years I have spent getting rejected from that particular university (can’t really pay for any others...), but at least I have a shot at getting on with my life now.

This is kind of the closest regularly-used thread we have to "post conflicted/neutral/boring things".

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6503 11:59

>>638 this is probably my favourite thread on dqn for that reason, i like to hear what other dokyuns do with their life and what they think and stuff.

I like to use it to brag about my sex life. My ex girlfriend has been back with her boyfriend for a few months now but the night before last night we had sex 3 times in my bed, and once on the stairs and once in my flatmate's bed, which is a little weird because my flatmate's like my sister hehe. I spunked a little bit on her bed...

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6504 10:22

I'd like to say I work and work, but I don't. I work here, read there, maybe do some more work, mostly just read. I like my job.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6505 05:16

I'm clearly spending too much time on Facebook recently. I must have caught myself looking for the "Like" link next to 4-ch posts half a dozen times in the past week ...

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6505 06:35

>>641 would share DQN posts with his Facebook friends.

643 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6505 14:48

That Duke's Nuke game is much more disappointing than I expected. Let's just say that I never imagined it to become game of the decade or whatever. Especially after original team from 3d Realms got sacked.

Valve, however, can afford to take as much time with "ep. 3" as they want. They did a right thing setting up a money farm called TF2. Heck, this game can go Free-2-Play any minute now. No matter how many people despise in-game shop, somebody WILL always buy hats and weapons, so Gaben WILL thrive.

One time even I bought a key for a crate...

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6505 18:53

NOTHING

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6505 20:52

I don't like traps.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6505 21:35

I love traps.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6505 22:32

I love traps too.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6505 23:21

Oh god, I ate so much now my tummy hurts. Why do I do this ?

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6505 23:54

Perhaps you were very hungry and ate too much too fast, >>648? Why DO you do that?

650 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6506 06:44

http://store.steampowered.com/app/440/ I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little game, isn't it?

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 07:11

>>650 hey man, y'know stairs? watch out for them.

652 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6506 12:23

>>651
Are you judging me for my determination to play these games all day long?

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 12:27

>>652 don't say i didn't warn you if you should spontaneously and involuntarily make your way to a lower floor.

because i will remind you that i did.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 15:38

There are too many items now. I can't keep track of them all.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6506 17:01

I'm on DQN at work. All my work is done. No one else is here. It's an office job, so it's not like there are any customers that need my assistance.
I'm getting payed by the hour. I should probably punch out.
This is pretty dishonest.

656 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6507 23:35

So, LulzSec just made their final release. This event made me think about The Boat That Rocked. Both group and movie have one thing in common, they are about the protest.
I'm going to listen to A Whiter Shade of Pale as a little tribute!

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 06:24

why does it not surprise me that espeon pays attention to lulzsec

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 07:02

>>657 nothing about espeon should surprise you. nothing.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 16:44

Why is CJ such a judgmental cunt? I usually expect people to be nice and reasonable, and he has this silly superiority complex and likes to bring others down. I'm not even offended, I'm just a bit... confused, I guess.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 17:22

>>659 Who's CJ? Is it something to do with espeon? That guy's a dick, he made my sister cry. I find him distasteful

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 17:24

All through yesterday's gay pride parade I kept thinking "What a bunch of ugly, noisy attention whores."

662 Name: CYOA Protagonist : 1993-09-6509 20:33

I wonder how much I actually exist.

663 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6509 22:38

>>657
I pay attention to various things.

Anyway, recently I fell down an upward-moving escalator. So, >>653, to a certain extent it kept happening. I'm fine though.

Concerning "Choose your own adventure". It and everything related feels like a forcing attempt. I believe the whole thing is a creation of the sole person. Probably the one who filled up 95% of http://www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn and finally got bored with it. The whole thing just feels unDQNish. How could you, ( ˃ ヮ˂), allow this to happen?

And yes, I just thought about these things at the same time. Simultaneously.

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 22:42

( ・ω・) The whooooole thing.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 12:42

I'm wearing panties right now :3

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 13:11

>>665
I'm not. We should get together.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 18:42

Dickgirls don't get me hard anymore. Moving on to furry.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 20:46

I am sad

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 22:35

>>668 don't be sad. I had a sad day today too, I had to bury my stepdad. But stay positive dokyun life goes on and up and down and all around.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 04:11

Today I talked to a girl who totally wants my dick. I am not unattractive, in fact I look quite manly, but talking to girls is a more recent hobby of mine, so this is not a very common experience.

671 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6512 13:35

>>670
FYI, http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1306605059/13 is only pretending to be a girl.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 19:26

What the fuck is wrong with people that they confuse "break" with "brake", I know that the average person is a fucking moron, but jesus fucking christ, I don't understand how it's possible to confuse to two fucking words for each other or how it's possible for more than one to do that at one fucking time.

....Fuck...!

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 21:17

I should walk home soon before it rains.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 22:15

>>672
I blame "Hooked on Phonics".

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 22:23

>>674
I blame "Hooked on Da Chronic."

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 00:01

To hell with drug subculture

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 00:26

>I had to bury my stepdad.

My eyes fell upon this sentence, and an image of a clandestine dig in the woods out back came to mind.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 09:51

It was a woodland burial actually.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 15:40

Drug subculture and nerd subculture are rather comparable in some aspects.

680 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6513 16:29

Science produces drugs, drugs produce overthinking philosophers.

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 17:36

>>680
You're an idiot.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 19:04

>>681
We're all bozos on this bus, fellow dokyun.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 19:35


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684 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6513 23:17

>>681, go back to your jerkass whatever-chan and don't forget to take that noko with you, you punk tiny tot!

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6513 23:41

>>682 You're hip like a Zip! Let's take a trip!

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 01:57

Ahhhh I made a song, an ambient soundscape, with the kind of idea that you're in space at the end of the world, watching the destruction of the planet, and I'm really proud of it... but I just listened to it on headphones outside at about 3 in the morning and I saw a shooting star, and I totally got a boner hehe

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 08:11

>>684 ...your still and idiot.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 19:17

Hahaha, boners

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 21:05

>>686
I wanna hear it! Give it here!

690 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6514 21:05

I'm deeply hurt. At the very last I'm not still. I'm never still.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6515 05:36

>>690

>>687 said "your still". As in the still that belongs to you. Perhaps you are producing vodka or poitín or something? Either way, don't be an idiot.

692 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6515 10:37

>>691 Indeed, considering my country of origin it's highly likely that I distill samogon (i.e. moonshine) or even pervach, because I always prefer quality.

I'd like to ask you to refrain from calling me (or anybody else) an idiot. I find it outdated, hyper offensive and out of place. Please, use a contemporary term DQN or dokyun instead.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6515 11:33

>>692 dokyun has other connotations than simply meaning "idiot". But "dokyun" certainly applies to you. That's the problem with using a tripcode, you can be marked by regulars - I can't recommend it to amateurs. It's a double-edged sword.

What this really means though, ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA, is that you should just stick to posting anonymously on the Elitist Superstructure.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 00:26

The kopipe in http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1300492758/285 reminded me of my own adolescence, for I once had a crush on Jasmine as well. I didn't actually develop the crush until I saw her representation in the game Pokemon Puzzle Challenge, which was basically Pokemon-themed Tetris Attack. I would beat the game over and over just to see her picture in the end credits.

Now that HGSS is out though, I've grown old and lost interest in gaming years ago. ):

Also, when Jasmine lost a battle in that game, her Steelix would curl up and twitch in a manner I thought looked very much like a vibrator. I imagined some dirty things.

Also, Jasmine is moe

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 01:23

Donkey Kong

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 05:15

Why did I wake up at 6am with an intense feeling of responsibility and anxiousness?

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 05:31

>>696
because you knew you would post 696 in the DQN thread of course

what else could it possibly be? I mean really

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6517 19:37

I wonder why my ex didn't like Tetsuo: The Iron Man as much as I did.

699 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6517 23:27

>>698, women will never understand the sheer joy of a dick-drill.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6520 10:37

I want to go to bed

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6520 15:48

I graduated yesterday in front of Ian Anderson, lead singer of Jethro Tull. And all i could think about on this joyous occasion was that I'd get to see my darling for five minutes after the ceremony.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6520 22:02

Nothing is profane anymore.

703 Name: !WANDER1pOs : 1993-09-6521 00:12

I miss linux.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 00:19

Install Linux, problem solved.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 09:24

I wonder if having sex in parks is as common in Japan as it seems in manga?

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6522 05:20

So if there's nothing stopping you, you're home free, but then once you get moving you're homeward bound? How does that work out?

707 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6522 10:09

I'm trying to study so that DQN won't call me dumb or moron; but when I see anything resembling a mathematical symbol I begin to PANIC.
I'm all trembling right now ‼

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6522 10:49

hint: stop being an individualist then we can talk

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 19:36

>>707
Start with basic algebra. Your mathematical block is an insecurity, not a sign of stupidity, so you'll breeze through it at first. Then apply yourself when the going gets tough and soon all the Greek won't seem so strange and impenetrable.

Fact: People generally "hate math" because they were too lazy to learn in high school.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 20:54

Now that was a great fap!

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 11:24

Those two guys arguing in World2ch are morons!

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 09:21

>>709 My brother is tutoring high school kids (SAT, stuff like that) and he's currently got an 11th grader who can't do basic arithmetic even though she has no trouble remembering important numbers and stuff like that.

It really smells like a case of not plugging in the requisite hours during elementary school. Now she needs a tutor or she ain't gonna graduate or go to a good college. THIS IS WHY CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY </oldfashionedattitude>

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 09:54

>>712, there is a part of me that wants to suggest that she should enjoy her future of waiting tables at Waffle House.

But it's possible, given the sad state of education today, that she is perfectly intelligent and was just never taught. Lots of American schools seem much more interested in teaching "self-esteem" and (insert politically powerful ethnic group here) History Month than in giving people the basic literacy and numeracy skills to get a job and support themselves--which is what the taxpayers are paying them for in the first place.

But I suppose that's not very DQN, is it? Maybe it would be better to say "all these systems of thought are just abstract symbol manipulation, from arithmetic to differential calculus. they were created by human beings, not handed down from the sky by the gods, and what one human creates another human can understand. You just have to be willing to put in the hard work. For most people it doesn't come easy, but almost anyone can do it if they try. GO GO DQN GO!"

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 13:05

>>713 in fact, this is one of the richest counties in the USA with one of the "best" public school systems and this is a typical result for non-immigrants. But hey, my bro will fix her up for $20/hr no sweat. Good luck getting that second chance if your parents aren't putting up that kind of dough, though.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 16:18

if someone wrote a version of Tractatus Logico-philosophicus that common retards could understand, there would be no problems in the world.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 16:27

The average tripcode user is, >>711.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 16:56

>>715
I don't know how "The world is all that is the case" could possibly be any easier to comprehend.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 17:51

719 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6525 20:52

>>718
It looks a bit like "fox news suk". However, any plural British stuff has this problem.

720 Name: Archduke!EQmEmVtTi2 : 1993-09-6525 21:35

I'm bad at Google+ Hangouts QQ

721 Name: Squeeks!!dXNF4mrW : 1993-09-6525 22:03

Hello Jay

My name is Alandus and I am a Marketing Administrator for BusinessAdBuyers.com. We have a client that may be interested in advertising on your site 4-ch.net. Is there a good person to contact about options and rates?

I greatly appreciate your help in routing me in the right direction.

Thanks again,

Alandus J.
Marketing Administrator
alandus@businessadbuyers.com

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 22:08

>>721
omg its squeeks jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 22:21

>>718
what about foxnews.co.uk?

724 Name: Archduke!EQmEmVtTi2 : 1993-09-6525 22:43

>>721
$100 / month or more, any lower is unacceptable

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 06:44

>>721
COOL FREE ADVERTISEMENTS

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 19:37

I gotta go where the Bozos go, kid.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 21:41

the state must let me die

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 22:12

IT'S ALRIGHT, WE CAN BE STUPID ALL NIGHT!

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 23:40

A tablet a day, and I was limitless.

Math became useful.

I read an entire book.

I learned second language with 4 years of dedicated practice.

I became the perfect version of myself.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 23:41

going for an uberwalk

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 02:49

>>729
wow lmao

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 12:14

There should be a radio station with call letters "KTHX" in the western US.

They could have a slogan, "plz listen to us, KTHX"

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 17:44

>>732

And when the DJ's time is up, he'd always have to say "KTHX bai!"

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 19:12

...ten seconds with Google tells me that there IS a radio station KTHX in Reno, Nevada.

captcha: yunube YOU N00B!

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 23:41

If time travel is possible, we're all fucked

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 00:10

by ourselves?

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 04:40

I want to write a board like this.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 05:08

I need to write and test this algorithm. Nothing bad will happen if it fails, but I'm still reluctant to try and see what will happen.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 07:24

MAN

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 10:06

There's a naked girl in my bed and I'm posting on DQN. I couldn't hold a boner because I took too many eccies, but i still blew her mind

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 10:30

>>740
Well, your mom's not asleep YET, is she? There's still time to have some fun!

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 10:31

>>734
You spent over an hour in there. It may have seemed like it was only ten seconds, but time works differently on the internet.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 22:47

What is that music video where Mittens( ˃ ヮ˂) appears for a few seconds as a girl with messy hair?

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 03:44

I'm posting because and only because my captcha is "love"

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 03:56

(how many dollars worth of food do i eat every day?)

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 10:14

I am >>1 in the rei's diner thread part 6 and I thought I spelt "libary" wrong for a reason, so I googled it just now and there wasn't a reason, but I found Abortion Hammer on a forum who copy and pasted it, spelling mistake and all. I can feel it, I can feel the cosmos!

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 19:03

What shall I program today?

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 19:46

eval apply: the simplicity of Lisp is beautiful

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6530 20:25

I awoke from a dream where ignoring a certain problem actually made it go away. I want to try it but I'm worried about the consequences.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6530 21:52

>>749
If it's a problem only because of your insecurity, then it'll probably go away. Otherwise I think you ought to deal with it outright.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 01:26

gayness in my anus

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 11:26

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 12:28

Everything they say about Chinese business ethics is true.

Expect your contracts to be reneged upon once they no longer suit the other party, even when working with big name multinationals. I tried pretty fucking hard to deal with the dishonesty and lies, but all it did was sacrifice my integrity and infect me with their standards.

China will not maintain world power because it lacks the internal economic demand to do so, it cannot raise 700k people from poverty, it is heading for environmental catastrophy which will eat up its capital because of its dishonesty (much like USSR) and confucian values of social harmony, [seeming] accord and preserving face are not compatible for knowlege economies and politcal progress.

Get in within the next 10 years, make your money, fuck desperate farm girls from Hunan for pocket change and then get out. Skyscrapers do not a modern society make.

My butt is literally mad. Fuck this country.
Fuck it right in its sideways vagina.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 13:26

Lizards!

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 14:52

>>753 are... are you the shanghai guy (for a lack of a better name)?

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 21:59

>>753
So how many farm girls have you fucked?

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 22:06

I really need a hug.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 23:24

>>753 that's... sad, actually.

I am old enough and jaded enough and cynical enough that the prospect of boinking desperate Hunan farm girls for pocket change doesn't really do much for me. Like most cynics, I am a a disappointed idealist. Where, oh where, is my exotic AzN waifu, whom I've wanted since I first became interested in girls? ;_;

maybe the idea of having a real relationship with someone I'm actually attracted to is one of those things that's fallen by the wayside, a choice that no longer exists for me, sort of like how for anyone under the age of about 50 in the US, quitting a job you hate isn't a right, it's a luxury, something you save money for years for, something you do only with careful planning.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 06:38

>>758 actually, I met a guy once whose careful plan was to quit his job every two years (yes, in this economy) for another job with a higher salary. "Worked" his way up to like $200k a year with just Cisco certs. Either a magnificent bastard or a lucky bastard, I guess.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 12:11

>>759, he sounds ambitious, audacious, and very likely to end up living in his car, if he is not already.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 14:00

>>755
I am... the shanghai guy, for want of a better name.
But not for much longer. Can't extend these visas any further.
Then I will return to being the law and anal sex guy.

No farm girls. Asians do nothing for me anymore.

It's been 2 years since I first played F/SN. I first visited 4-ch in 2005. I just wish I could bring all the pieces of my life together.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 14:22

I'm really hungry.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 17:21

i am the law.

... but only in a small tribal area which the phrase "corner of the earth" was basically coined to describe.

... where they don't own guns but they know what they are.

... i wonder what they're up to now?

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 19:26

>>715
After two years of thought, I've almost understood what it's about. Great book btw, just difficult.

765 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6537 23:19

Just look at these awful reviews: ttp://nig.gr/1GG
You know, it's just like saying that my ass is wrong because it's at the bottom instead of the right-hand side of my body!

I'm so doing what >>715 said!

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 02:53

How do I hax mywaste?

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 10:43

That cat keeps walking into the corners of things. At first I thought it was blind and/or retarded, but it seems it's just rubbing itself.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 13:28

I think I like drugs. I wonder how long it'll take me to become a junkie and alienate all the people I'm somewhat close to. And will it be worth it?

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 17:00

>>768
I used to think like that. But I don't do drugs or hang out with my old friends anymore, and I'm much better for it.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 17:18

Prove that if unicorns don't exist, then every unicorn is white.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 17:28

How am I supposed to kill these two Cammona Tong bastards? Everyone on the Dren plantation is heavily armed. I'm just a brittle little thief. I attack one of the two, and suddenly four different people burst in to gangrape me and leave my poor Khajiit corpse to waste on the floor.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 21:18

I am tracking this tropical storm headed for Texas. On the map it says "DON" and every time I look at it I see DQN.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 21:30

haru urara yumegokochi na no ni, setsunai no desu. miiiii
mune no oku ketsui o himete hohoemu no desu
Nii-paaaah

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 21:35

>>771 some people use a spell to lock the first door before opening the second, then another to port out once they're done. still, I never heard anyone call that one easy.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 05:00

The juvenile part of me is amused by the fact that I can get to my Google Analytics page by typing anal in the address bar.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 06:31

When I walk around in a tight shirt, I sometimes catch sight of myself in a full length mirror.

If no one's around, I imagine my pecs are full of short range missile racks and I advance menacingly on my reflection, firing
wrist autocannons as I go.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 14:01

Fucking, vodka everywhere. That was both the best and worst anime convention ever.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 14:17

Did >>777 mean there was both fucking and vodka everywhere? The placement of the comma is a little confusing.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 17:44

>>776
When I walk around in a shirt, I sometimes stare down at my belly.
I was always the short and thin one, but my sedentary lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits finally took their toll.

This is a problem every time I go shopping, because while I like how many clothes look, I know that they'll look bad on me because of my belly.

And to make things worse, I can't even really do cardio because I suffer from exercise-induced asthma. I guess I could try to use my inhaler to speed up the weight loss, but I'd rather be free to run without suffocating.

Though from what I remember, bodyweight exercises didn't give me asthma attacks, so I can try those. I'm fairly sure that my protruding belly is also the result of having so little muscle on my abs.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 00:16

I thought DXM would be fun. I'm somewhat badtripping, man.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 07:10

>>780
I like DXM once I actually begin the trip, but the come-up is hell.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 20:21

>>780 Everything's totally fine man, don't worry (◕ ◡ ◕)

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 09:22

>>777
At the time I wrote that there was only a vulgar emphasis on vodka. Soon thereafter, however, did sexual intercourse come into play, serving indeed to both worsen and yet glorify my perception of said convention. Let's just say, I never knew I could be so successfully unlike a dokyun in real life long enough to carry through various intimate encounters with persons of the elusive female gender.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 09:23

>>780
You'll be fine. It takes a few days to recover, but once it's out of your system you can start to make sense of everything again.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 11:57

>>783
You had sex with a woman? Gross.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 13:13

I had sex with a minor at the weekend. High fives or tuts of disgust? Haha I don't care I'm going to marry her when she turns 16 then we're going to kill ourselves together

787 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6544 13:26

>>783
Ew, ew! Eeesh...

>>786, you're a troll from the Internet who is trolling the last bits of my sanity!

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 13:27

>>787
What?

People have sanity on the internet?

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 07:49

I'm off to attend my first university interview. If all goes well, I could end up getting accepted into their Japanese Studies degree programme. Wish me luck, fellow DQNs!

790 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6545 08:05

Good luck, mr. >>789!
I hope you will teach us about japanese elusive modern customs!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 09:41

>>781
I once took 200mg DXM as that's all that was in my parent's cough bottle. Didn't realise it also had 360mg DPH, a deliriant, at that volume.

Then I was on Tamiapedia, researching DPH and going "shit". Then it became increasingly hard to type, and I couldn't see straight. Then the pissing, dry mouth came. Robowalking around the house.

I "remembered" getting married to my girlfriend, had lots of CEVs, dreamed of weird stuff, and had a call from my woman when I had the huge toungue and inability to articulate common to DPH intoxication.

Next morning, I (foolishly) drank a cup of coffee to prepare for a lecture I was giving, and slurred my words on the DPH hangover. The caffeine and DPH raised my heartrate and I had palpitations for 2 hours. I watched Seinfeld, ate a bagel and tried to get over it.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 13:22

>>787 I'm a pretty experienced troll but that was the truth. She's the girl for me!

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 21:28

>>791
I once drank the purple from my parents cough bottle and I couldn't stop coughing for a WEEK.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 22:03

>>792
What is the age difference between you two?

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 12:01

I cuddled my friend's dakimakura and found myself quite attracted by the prospect of sleeping with and/or onanising with one.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 12:17

>>795

>onanising

That's way too lewd, DQN! You should limit your relationship with your dakimakura to cuddling.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 13:53

>>796
I agree, unless you cut a hole in its crotch and stuff your younger sister inside, then it's all good.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 18:32

>>797
( ゚ -゚) I have no younger sister.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 22:28

>>797 Thats pretty sexy. Erection incoming.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 23:03

I agree with >>799. >>796's younger sister is HAWT.

...also, 800GETTO

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 23:43

>>794 6 years

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 07:05

may i be a part of this community

803 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6547 09:55

One day I cruised the internet and came upon a dakimakura of Ran Yakumo in her animal form! Judging by the pics, it even had a fur-like texture.

It was out of stock already...

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 14:50

>>801
gj, brother. I myself could have gotten with a girl four years younger than me, if I wanted to, but that might have meant going to jail etc.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 23:26

Last night I tried to pick up a waitress in a hip restaurant who had Euler's constant tattooed down her left arm.

Firstly I said, "I'm admiring your Euler", to which she oddly replied, "Thanks! Not many people get that. But I'm more of a variable myself."

"That's OK; the only constant here, anyway, is our love." She laughed a bit, called me cute. I didn't talk to her again until it was time to pay the bill.

"Hey, wait," I hazarded, "our respective life functions are continually diverging, but I want them to start converging more. If I had your number I could fix the equations!"

She was about to turn away. "Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm already converging with someone else!"

At that point I became frantic, desperate to keep her attention and feeling challenged to push this further. "Then I'll do a Fourier transform and take the constituent waves of your relationship apart, then add mine to yours! I'll use my cosine!! Hey!" But by that time she had escaped, merely looking back to give a flattered smile.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 04:31

>>805
Don't give up! Your functions will surely cross again.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 13:04

>>804 Pussy.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 13:06

After 2 years of no contact, we've just been talking again for a couple of days and already we've carved each other's names into our thighs

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 14:05

>>808
Ouch.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 15:14

Why did my capri-sun straw have to break in half?!

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 15:19

>>781
Yeah, it's the come-up that freaked me out. I took a dose of about 6.4mg/kg, but managed to "hold onto my mind" and not actually trip because I was anxious.
It's because of the "alert sensation;" it was accompanied by a weird "electrifying" feeling in the throat/chest area, sort of tingling or needle-like, and I was worried that maybe something around there was stiffening/swelling and I'd suffocate (I'm supposed to have asthma, but the only time I've found it harder to breathe was after exercise).

I'm definitely trying it again, but I'd prefer to avoid having drug abuse on a record somewhere.

( ゚ -゚) >>791 DPH is some scary shit, man.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 04:09

DPH is the onriething that lets me survive encounters with cats.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 08:37

Mountains wear down, seas dry up, but Clonepa--being a Platonic ideal--will always be. Grandpas can only exist on this earth, but Clonepa can live forever along with the lack of soul that dwells within. Even 5 billion years from now, when the Earth, the Moon, and the Sun are gone, Clonepa will exist. As long as one Clonepa still lives, it will be eternal proof that Grandpa ever existed.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 14:50

Konata has a hare lip.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 16:05

>>813 is Yui Ikari, it seems.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 16:14

>>811 is it as scary as DQN?

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 16:36

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ >>816 I'm not sure, I'd have to conduct additional tests.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 19:23

I had to move the half empty bottle of Colt 45. I'm so hungover that just seeing it in the corner of my eye was making me feel sick...

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 11:24

HOLY SHIT SCULLY IS SO HOT WHEN SHE'S VULNERABLE

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 11:48

>>819 Vulnerability is my fetish, real talk. Though I prefer boys, myself.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 11:58

I imagine DQN would be the kind of place I'd retreat to on 1g of DPH.

The likelihood of me being able to post is low, however. I'd be posting and posting in Rei's café, only to wake the next morning on the beach to find sand in my pockets, seaweed in my shoes

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 16:37

I promised myself that the first time I was significantly intoxicated with any illegal substance, I would play Touhou. Thus far this has not happened once.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 16:51

>>822 I find Toehoes hard even on easymodo while completely sober, I can't imagine how bad I'd be if I played them intoxicated.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 16:53

My body lay dead before me
stretched out and plain for everyone to see
As sad as it seemed
When I was stabbed in my spleen
I couldn't believe that my crotch was stained with pee

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 16:55

My landlord is being an arse
This lease was just a huge farce
The room is so small
Can't fit more than three people in it at all
And yet he wants it to be more sparse

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 17:23

>>823 I've played it enough that I could probably do some stages on muscle memory alone. Still, I think the music and visuals would be god damn amazing.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 18:13

I'm quitting porn.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 08:00

I'm going to quit porn until C80 starts.

829 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6552 11:54

>>823
You'll beat it easily. I heard that ZUN drinks a lot, so should anyone who want to be good at Toho Project.

>>824,825
I'm so glad to discover somebody who appreciates limericks!

>>827
I quit porn every day! You know, your last porn should be really good, so you should look out for it. Don't just quit it like people quit smoking. You should make sure that you had the best experience.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 20:49

I wish I could speak English

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 00:14

I also wish >>830 could speak English.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 02:01

We're rooting for you, >>830*-kun*

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 07:32

I wish I could speak >>830ish.

834 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6553 10:13

I wish I was as dedicated as mr. >>830!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 15:50

>>805 Fourier transformations for l^p spaces or C[0, 1]? Girls don't like l^p...

836 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6553 19:57

>>835, you just reminded about something that happened to me a couple of years ago. A good friend of mine said, "Ha! 'Fourier transforms'? More like furrier transforms!" (by this he meant "transfur"). I stood frozen for a moment and replied, "Dude, you just killed the math for me."

I was never be able to cope with this. Any mention of mathematics makes me twitch. My whole life was ruined by one silly pun.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 00:47

She wore my shirt yesterday. I've been smelling and cuddling it all night.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 04:39

>>837 creeps me out.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 12:48

I hate Illinois nazis

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 02:36

Great job, >>837. Now I'm thinking about how I'll never go out at night with a guy who would give me his hoodie so that I wouldn't be cold, and then let me keep the hoodie for a week or so so that I could cuddle it and smell it every night ;~;

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 13:39

>>840
I'm not even dating her though orz

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 13:53

So, I was just reading some lists of PC specs, and my brain kept reading "wifi" as "waifu." "this computer will come with a waifu? really? I wonder who it will be." (;;o_o)

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 14:37

>>840 >>841 >>842
your silly

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 17:01

Oh, I'm so happy! And I'm not even intoxicated!

845 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6555 20:02

>>843
It's called 'being a dokyun'

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 20:43

>>839, lets go drive some off a bridge! That'll show them to be hateful beings with low opinions of certain parts of humanity and a preference for totalitarianism in the Midwestern United States!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 00:10

>>846, they might try to seek revenge though, going so far as to spy on the police with their radios in order to try and find us.

Like potential danger ever meant anything to a DQN though...

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 05:12

>>847, when you're on a mission from God, you aren't truly in danger even if you have to drive through a mall or drop a Ford Pinto from a mile up in order to reunite your band to fulfill it.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 21:31

Once I met St. Ignacio of Loyola at a railway station. Or at least someone who looked like him.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 22:22

Why do socks always irritate me. I feel the need to change them every 2 hours at least.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 23:49

I filled your socks with itching powder, >>850. But that was years ago. Haven't you washed them yet?

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 23:58

>>850
Try buying better socks? I bought some thigh-highs from sockdreams (even though I am a boy) and they're very comfy.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 03:11

>>851>>852 They keep feeling dirty or damp after only hours of wearing them. Probably because people wear their shoes around my house and the floors are filthy at times. But even when they're not dirty (i.e I haven't left my room) I still get this massive urge to change them, they start to feel old...

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 12:40

i wonder how many dokyuns wear thigh high girl socks... the ones i'm wearing just now are neon green with pink stars

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 14:07

>>854
I know someone whom is a dokyun in all respects except that she is oblivious to this board's existence. Thigh-high socks of all design are on her daily dress-code.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 19:42

>I know someone whom is a dokyun in all respects

She sounds hot if it wasn't for this bit. Actually I just like big socks.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 01:27

>>853
Maybe you should look into stuff that would make your feet sweat less?

>>854
I only have two pairs (they're both striped), gray&yellow (charcoal&dijon) and blue&yellow (blueberry&wheat) and one pair I really wanted (striped watermelon) was out of stock when I was ordering them.
I don't think I'll wear non-striped thigh-highs.

858 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6558 09:12

>>853, you should wash your floors every week, place a mat near the door with slippers and ask people to change their shoes. If somebody asks tell them that in India people take off their shoes even in stores.

Anyway, this thread made me crave for colorful striped thigh-highs for myself. Something colored in pink, green and black.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 09:26

>>857 my feet don't sweat. >>858 There is a mat at the door, both inside and outside. The floors are washed every week, but still people just stroll in and out all over the house wearing shoes covered in mud, dirt etc. I have asked them and suggested it many times but in the end Im not in charge of the house and its quite common practice to wear shoes inside here so eh.

I want thigh highs now.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 10:13

>I just like big socks

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 11:52

Oh, now I want some sexy thigh-high socks as well. But I wouldn't wear striped ones like a common whore; I would be wearing socks as pure white as my untainted virginity.

Who am I kidding, I just want to dress up as a french maid...

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 18:49

i have 7 pairs: rainbow ones, neon camouflage ones (mainly yellow), black and neon pringle-pattern ones that >>858 might like, neon orange pringle ones, neon stripy ones, neon tartan ones and the aforementioned lime green with pinks stars ones

My dad thinks i'm gay. But it's interesting that thigh high socks seem to be common ground for most of us here±

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 20:14

>>861
I think that colourful striped socks can be a symbol of innocence, too.

>>862
You seem to have a lot of neon socks.
My parents know I'm gay, I just hope they don't think I want to crossdress.

For the record, I wanted to order http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/over-the-knee/dreamy-knees in Watermelon. Aren't they just glorious?
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/thigh-highs/extraordinary-harvest-rainbow-thigh-highs look pretty nice too. I should think about buying a skirt or two to go with the thigh-high socks I have.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 20:58

There needs to be a real otaku workout video.

Like anime girls showing people how to bench, do deadlifts, barbell squats, etc.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 21:02

I should have known one single mention of socks would turn this thread upside-down.

866 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6558 22:25

My mum would be quite upset if you turn me gay here!

Personally, I love lilac: ttp://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/thigh-highs/long-cuffable-scrunchable-socks They're so cute that I'd cuddle with them at nights. May I order those fine legs as well? Probably they won't look as good apart from each other.

>>862
I'd like to like them, could you link to something more visual?

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 03:30

So today I found the facebook profile of my childhood crush/unrequited (as far as I know) love.
I'm not sure how to feel about it. Frankly, since it didn't seem like he had much of an online presence, I expected/hoped he would be as socially inept as me, but he has more friends than me and interacts with his friends/posts on his wall regularly. He also visits (what I believe to be) a 4chan derivative site, and might or might not use the "xD" emoticon.
I still don't know if he's gay; I don't think he has a girlfriend right now and he didn't specify "interested in" on his profile, and he uses ":3" and ";3" occasionally, but that doesn't mean much. I think that I feel somewhat intimidated by him now, since he didn't grow up to be a sad person like me.
The more I think about how I felt about him the sadder I get, and the entire situation is hopeless as I live in a different country now and don't plan on going back anytime soon. We live in different worlds and there's nothing I'm going to do about it, I'm not even sure if I could.
I'm reliving the unrequited love right now. I'll listen to some sad music and cry.
I hope you don't mind me ranting, I just don't have any friends I trust enough/expect to care about this.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 07:22

I ain't got nobody, and nobody cares for me.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 08:33

Another day, another wild goose chase.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 14:42

>>866 Just for you I stood on my chair to webcam photo. I had a nicer setup with my mirror, it was a really nice composition, but my camera is out of batteries... They're not stripy but maybe you like the colours :3
http://postimage.org/image/1aem7gubo/

>>867 Rant away, that's why this is my favourite thread. There is a always sunshine just around the bend, hang in there >>867-san, I am rooting for you <3

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 14:44

>>870 (they were ripped by an ex-girlfriend in a fit of passion, which looking back totally wasn't worth ending up with ripped socks)

872 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6559 18:52

Thank you, >>870. The colours are nice indeed. But I'm "into" stripes.
I don't know why; maybe for the same subconscious reason that Japanese like striped panties.

You shouldn't let anyone tear your socks. It's better have an "ex" and intact socks than this.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 14:51

The new toothpaste tastes like hamburger.
I am not sure how I feel about this.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 23:56

I once got described as "too good to be true" and they weren't wrong

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 00:05

God damn, my legs are so hairy. I remember I once saw an ant get lost in my leg hair.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 00:21

i tested that thing about how your taste and smell are closely linked, i had a cigarette in one hand and the other hand was slotted snugly between my bum cheeks, and i inhaled the fag and smelt my hand and i couldn't really pick up anything distinct. Haha, de-stinked.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 05:57

4-ch is so slow. I wish we could be more active. But then again, I wish a lot of things. I wish I wouldn't wish so much and just do stuff.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 07:16

I wish leveling zones were still active in wow.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 14:28

>You shouldn't let anyone tear your socks

"Don't let anybody else grind your pepper, chop your garlic or squeeze your lemons."

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 14:45

There is a lack of turtles in my life.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 15:33

>>879 what is that from? I've heard it before but google comes up with just a few obscure recipe sites

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 16:59

Hello DQN, I like to post in this thread when I cross lines in my life. Today I licked a used tampon from like february or march. http://oi56.tinypic.com/6dwhzq.jpg

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 17:30

>>882
( ゚ ヮ゚) Haha, really? I--
( ゚ 々゚) BLEAURGH

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 19:37

>>882 is the reason I won't be eating pizza tonight.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 19:41

>>882
Dear kinky DQNist,

please stop.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 20:12

>>881 I've never seen it before; after about two seconds of Google, it seems to be a personal saying of a fellow going by the alias "Terrible Tom" who has a food blog and posts on some gun enthusiast forums, and on his blog he claims it came from his brother, who is a chef.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 01:39

>>886 Oh yeah Tom haha he's always saying that of course

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 10:38

Why am I taking college precalc when I haven't taken a math class in over 6 years oh god what am I doing I am not good at college.

Also what is my sister thinking? Why would she go to Orlando for 2 weeks without telling anyone? I know she's going down there to go see some online person she's been talking to but I seriously don't want her to get hurt. I know we both live the dream life of being shut-ins and not doing anything but MMOs all day but I don't think that this is the right thing for her to be doing, she should focus on her future more. I know I am no shining example living at home and being 25 with no education or future in my current job but please don't be like me little sister, you could do a ton better than you're doing now.

Also, thanks 4-ch for being open and thanks OP for this thread as I've ranted in it multiple times now.

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 13:20

I want to write a rant as well, but I have nothing to rant about. I guess I should be happy about that.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 02:53

>>883 >>884 >>885
thank you for your support, i am drubnk as fuck now.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 02:57

>>888 it is my strong belief that no one has the right to judge anyone else's life choices. It is important of course that you care about your wee sister but you should support her in her life choices.

Just putting it out there, how would you feel if she was meeting another dokyun?

892 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6563 09:16

>>889
Then you should rant about local politics or some dumb rules you've encountered.
There's always a subject to rant about. You can even rant about ranting if you want to rant so much!

>>890
Please, don't engage in activities involving potentially hazardous medical waste.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 10:56

>>892
I'd like to rant about how I'm nearly in love with the aforementioned sock-loving dokyun girl whom is off-limits due to being engaged with some douche who has become extremely possessive.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 11:54

>>867
This post reminded me of my own middle school crush. After reading it, I looked up her name on Facebook. Sure enough, there she was, just as cute as she was back then. In her profile picture some guy is lovingly putting his chin on her neck from behind. She is smiling and turning her head back as if she's about to kiss him. Suddenly, a boatload of buried memories came rushing back.

When I was in middle school, I was a shy and awkward child, as were many of us. I developed a deep crush on a cute girl and eagerly looked forward to French class, when we had a chance of being partnered together. I was too shy to talk to her outside of class, but interacted with her as much as possible when doing practice activities.

I had learned from the neighborhood housing chart that she lived down the street. I would often go for walks by her house in the hopes of running into her as she walked around with her best friend. On the rare occasion I walked past them, I barely had the courage to say hello. I felt like a stalker as I casually strolled by, glancing into her windows, though I never saw anything in them. To make sure nobody caught on, I walked down 2 dummy streets in the neighborhood for every time I went down her street. I was a silly, desperate child, and as a result my relationship with her went nowhere except in my head.

In my spare time, I used a box cutter to carve characters or pictures into 10-cent erasers. I whimsically offered to sell them for 11 cents as a sort of surrealist activity, since I knew nobody would buy them. But one day, my crush actually came up to me and asked me what I was doing. I nervously told her about my eraser-carving hobby, stumbling over the words. She said she had heard I sold custom designs and asked if I would carve one for her. I tried to hide my excitement as I answered yes, and that there would be no charge for a 'sample'.

I was nervous as I carved her name and did a very messy job. I dit it over 4 or 5 times and was not satisfied with any of the results. The next class, I gave one to her shyly, to a somewhat apathetic response. I felt really embarrassed to be giving her such a shitty present and wished I had had the courage to say something else. But we were both shy and neither of us was willing to admit that the eraser was not the real issue. She simply thanked me and escaped back to her friends.

At the same time, I had a best friend with whom I would hang out at the park, play video games, talk about sex or search for boobs on the internet. We were in a sunset stage of our friendship -- we were starting to hang out a little less often, and he was growing distant for reasons unknown. One day, I was walking around the neighborhood and noticed my crush and her friend turning the corner in the distance. I leisurely headed in that direction, following at a distance to not seem suspicious. When I turned the corner, they were nowhere to be found. Where had they gone?

(continued)

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 11:54

(continued)

My friend's house was right there, so I rang the doorbell but nobody answered. As was often our custom, I went around the back. The porch was open, indicating that my friend was home. I went in and knocked on his closed bedroom door. I heard some muffled noises from the bedroom, some feminine voices. Eventually he came out with a very strange look on his face.

"Hey, I just wanted to see if you wanted to go to the park-" I began.

"Leeeeave," he said slowly in a tone of voice I had never heard before. I couldn't tell if he was being ironic or serious, since he was rarely serious. "Nowwww."

"...What?"

"Leeeave," he repeated in the same drawl. "Now."

"What is going on? What are you-"

"Leave," he said with a meaningful look on his face, so I let myself out the front door and went to the park thoughtfully.

I went to his house later that evening. He had the look of a changed man. His eyes were wide and he spoke dramatically as he explained why he had kicked me out of his house. The two girls, my crush and her friend, had come over, wanting to practice, he said. Wanting to practice how to give a blow job. They blew him. He said it was the most amazing thing he had ever felt.

I didn't believe him. This was a guy who you could not take at face value, and I didn't want to believe my crush was capable of such a thing. I knew that sexual experimentation was popular at this age, but I couldn't believe it. Sensing that he might be fishing for a response, I simply feigned apathy and pretended to believe him without shock. The most I did was express doubts at his claim that it was better than sex (neither of us had even had sex, of course).

We dropped the subject and it never came up again. We spent our days playing video games and going to the park, but slowly drifted apart as our friends changed. I stopped semi-stalking my crush, and never talked to her again. Whether my friend's unlikely story was true or not, and I was leaning toward not (or exaggerated), I somehow felt disillusioned. I often wondered to myself alone at night, was his story really true? Did my crush really give my best friend a blow job? Even through high school, after I had moved far away, I would still sometimes ponder this question.

Years later, in my senior year of high school, I got a clue into what might have really happened that day. I found him on Facebook and learned that he is now openly gay. I realized that it's possible that when we looked at porn together or talked about sex, he was actually getting excited because of me, not the girls. He was a smart guy, and had most likely realized that I had a crush on this girl, even though I tried to keep it secret. It is very possible he told me the story to get a rise out of me, or even as a precursor to blowing each other.

Whatever the truth is, I'll never know why those two girls went to his room that day, or what occurred after I left. I've moved on, and now have a wonderful girlfriend that's just as pretty and far better in personality than my old crush. Yet even after all these years, her facebook profile picture still holds a little bit of that sense of betrayal and unrequited love I once felt.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 12:48

>>895 I've read that before.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 13:14

( ゚ ヮ゚) Today I jamp in the air and enjoyed life, and I meant it

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 13:39

>>896
It's possible I posted about it on dqn before, now that I think of it, though I wrote that particular post just now.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 17:31

Poor >>895-kun. Well, it's great that you have a wonderful girlfriend now...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
( ゚ ー゚) even if it would be cute if you ended up in a relationship with that gay friend of yours.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 20:06

Man, I always wanted to claim a moderately significant GET. This is my first time! I'm so excited!

>>900 GET!

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 20:31

Hey >>900-san! What will you do next?

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 20:36

I'm going to claim a >>902 GET!

It's just not the same...

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 22:34

The face you make when a European calls a boom box a Brixton Briefcase

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 22:36

I have the sudden uncontrollable urge to explain something to someone.

>>217, Chen is a nekomata; a cat youkai. This basically means she's a cat that's lived an unusually long time and has thus developed special powers. Before this she was, of course, a cat. It can therefore be assumed that Chen's father was also just a cat.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 00:04

I woke up and freaked out because I had 15 minutes to get to work. Then when I was trying to figure out why my alarm didn't go off I realized it was Sunday.

I thought this sort of thing only happened in school!

906 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6564 00:25

I've spend all day playing in Fallout: New Vegas and my head is empty. Also, I think I should get a better gun (even though I grinded a lot for my equip).

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 03:25

>>891 that wouldn't make me feel any better but you're right, she's ultimately free to do whatever she wants. I don't think I'm judging her, but I'm just worried for her well being.

Also that pizza I ordered better be damn good as I'm starving.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 05:36

I was about to post something interesting and creative somewhere... I can't remember what or where. Damn.
Also, I miss my friend.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 07:24

>>908
Don't we all ?

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 10:54

I also miss >>908's friend.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 12:03

I miss having friends to miss, but then I'm not not sure if that ever happened to me or if I'm just missing a fantasy.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 13:43

>>907 I would expect it to be worse if she was with someone like me hehe. I'm a gentleman, of course, but we'd probably get pretty freaky. How old is she?

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 15:47

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914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 17:04

I bet >>999 will be pretty awesome.

915 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6564 18:32

I made a bunch of photos of my room while I was playing with different settings on my camera. Probably I should delete them. If only I knew people from art communities, those photos would make the hipstiest exhibition of this season.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 21:52

>>914 I hope it's SJIS art. That would be nice.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 23:47

I just experienced a guided_breast_grab today. Breasts are funny.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6565 00:57

>>917 * THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE *

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6565 01:10

This is world.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6565 01:49

920 is a pretty nice number.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6565 04:19

Pie is best served with lemonade.

922 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6565 15:38

Speaking of "hip to be tesseract", I just watched http://youtu.be/LB5YkmjalDg That guy moves away from the mic to breathe in!

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6565 15:57

>>917

> Breasts are funny.

Do you mean "strange" funny or "haha" funny? I wouldn't know; I'm not very experienced with breasts or the grabbing thereof.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6565 19:03

(´・ω・)つ(・(・ Kneading tits

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6565 20:07

/)^ɛ^(\ eee! So cute!

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6566 01:04

How do you wash blood out of a mattress?

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6566 05:19

>>926
By burning the mattress in a field and ditching the body very far away.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6566 13:28

The thigh high socks I ordered some time around >>850-872 just arrived! Exciting!

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6566 13:59

( ˃ ヮ˂) >>928 Yay*!!*

930 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6566 18:18

>>928
How do they look like? I ended up overthinking the whole matter of buying socks that are unusual for a stereotypical "proper male".

931 Name: >>928 : 1993-09-6566 19:29

>>929, I couldn't agree more. I think >>844 sums it up pretty well.

>>930, I'll overlook your atrocious grammar ("How do they look like?" indeed...). Well I'm also >>861 so, as I said, they're a nice pure white. I'm not planning on dressing up as a French maid any time soon, however.

On another note, I'm also >>875. I sincerely hope this won't affect the comfort of my sock wearing escapades.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6566 20:43

>>931
atrocious grammar? whut?
I'm sure socks can look how, just as they can look like a what.
racist.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6566 20:56

>>932
It should be either "What do they look like?" or "How do they look?", not "How do they look like?".
Misogynist.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6566 22:42

I'm abrasist. If something I says could not possibly offend any reasonable person, I'll add something to it to FUCKSHITCOCKSUCK YOU SCAT HOUND

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 00:52

Son of a bitch turtle.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 01:16

>>933,932
Hey, no more pedantry. In this town we make our own rules!

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 01:42

>>935
They are such lovely creatures. Please think about prettier things than sons of bitches, like turtles. I know I am.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 10:46

>>937
Do you know how scary turtles can be? Did you see that gif of a turtle ripping a mouse or rat in half?

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 11:28

>>938
It's cute, isn't it? Such a powerful animal displaying strong hunting skills is to be commended.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 11:52

I finally seduced her. Yay.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 19:03

Tea tastes good

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 20:56

Mathematics is happiness. I continually rediscover this in the most terrifying epochs of emotional disparity, scathed and scattered by arbitrary relations in which I sought the same strict comfort available only through rigorously clear contemplation. Compared to a single definition or aesthetically pleasing theorem, what is there to truly love in the upsetting derailment of even a single interpersonal personal moment? Why should I have ever thought to implicate myself within the core of humanity's constant turbulence when, really, I require harmony with all that has existed before, and all that shall come hereafter?

At heart, I am inexplicably human. But they, in general, are not my wonted lot. Love and lust are fun, fulfilling -- but only for a time. Who was I to believe another might, through contrived conversation, indignantly intricate interconnections, actually approach a modicum of understand of that eternal, unrelenting being that I know myself to be?

Fuck you all. I'm a mathematician.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 21:46

>>942 Which area you study?

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 22:35

>>942
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-bJmrVXM1k&t=3m05s
mathematics mathematics mathematics strikes back

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 09:05

>>943
My interests lie in everything from abstract algebra to differential toplogy.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 12:03

i'm an artist, but i also love mathematics religiously

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 13:13

I have dyscalculia and I can hardly even add two small numbers together without the help of a calculator. I failed maths in school and fuck you maths I hate you so damn much!!

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 21:37

>>947 but can you still understand abstract concepts? How about geometry for example?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 15:22

>>948 Im not even sure what that is about. I probably can do a bit of it but over all Im hopeless at all areas of maths.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 16:14

I hate swedish people.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 17:01

I just shaved my head.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 19:54

school-taught maths is fucking terrible. I was one of those "hey this guy is doing maths five grades ahead so he must be a genius" types who realized only much later that he doesn't really know much about it at all. this essay is a pretty fun read if you haven't already.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 23:10

Oh moth, why are you on my wrist?

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 23:33

>>952
I find it alarming that set theory, if not logic itself, isn't taught before algebra.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 01:48

I forgot what I was going to wait until night to post.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 07:59

I'm pretty sleepy

I spent too much time studying Japanese and now it's late

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 11:33

Im hungover. I should spend more time studying Japanese rather than drinking.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 18:57

IT'S SO FUCKING COLD IN THIS FUCKING ROOM AND I THINK I MIGHT BE ILL.

Thank god I have a little marijuana.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 19:00

I'm passed out. I should have spent more time studying Japanese rather than DQNing drunk.

960 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6571 20:45

My life sucks. What people expect from young adults and what they usually do both suck as well. Everything is bland and uninteresting even without antidepressants.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 21:21

I need to sleep because I need to be awake early tomorrow but I'm not tired. I dislike this.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 21:28

>>961
Every single day.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 22:53

MY LIFE SUCKS. I NEED MORE SLEEP. IF ONLY I COULD STOP BEING DRUNK AND STOP POSTING ON THIS WEBSITE MY LIFE WOULD BE MORE FULFILLING. I'M COLD, TOO.

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 00:57

I just arrived here today, and I'm wondering why is this place so slow!

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 01:31

My dear >>964, that's because there's literally five of us who actually browse here. I'm #4, and believe me, #2 is NOT going to be happy about a newcomer!

You never did like change, eh >>966?

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 01:32

>>964
One must have patience in the realm of quality.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 02:22

#3 here. Whats my real number again?

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 09:39

Wait, I thought I was number 3.

In other news, I moved recently. In my old town I had sort of that introverted nerd aura, but in this new place I've sort of re-invented my image. Suddenly I'm attracting people left and right, both guys and girls. It's a new and exciting experience but I'm also quite sad to realize just how much appearances really do matter.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 10:23

I wish I had robot legs

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 10:27

I wish I had robot legs

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 10:28

I wish I knew how to fix a double post as well; my apologies.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 11:14

Why should I be Mr Pink? I want to be Mr Black.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 12:20

>>972

Because you're a faggot, alright!?

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 22:59

I am a Mr. Number 4.

975 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6572 23:23

>>694 is a newcummer to our little circlejerk.

976 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6572 23:24

Fuck it. I'm ordering a titanium spork. I have a good feeling that it will make my problems disappear!

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 23:53

Third time on DXM. I have to say, I managed not to become a druggie, despite having nothing to do all day long. Keeping myself in check should be even easier once I get a job or get into education and will have a daily routine.
But oh boy, I didn't expect that I would need to exercise any willpower to get off codeine. It would be so nice to simply binge one day longer, considering that there are little to no side-effects, but I know that I must stay sober so that I can maintain my current "lifestyle" and experiment with drugs at a later time.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 00:22

I have just finished reading the essay linked to in >>952. That was absolutely magnificent and thank you for linking me to it. In the spirit of reciprocation, here's an interesting (if slightly biased) essay on nuclear power.
http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig9/hogan3.1.1.html

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 07:45

>>972
Oh wow, I saw that movie yesterday.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 18:20

This music would be perfect for brainwashing people.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 21:30

"spoken_pizza" tag.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 21:51

I love it when a rat somehow manages to get its ass-end caught in a trap instead of snapping its neck right and proper.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 02:43

Rats have huge testicles. I dissected one in a class once. His balls were literally bigger than his heart. And my lab partners were girls who seemed a little too enthusiastic when I was cutting the scrotum open.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 08:08

I've never drank alone. Well, let's see how this vodka goes down.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 03:55

Dear diary. Today was really shitty, and I bet tomorrow will be even shittier. Right Hamtaro?

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 03:56

"Hamtaro" reminds me of that weird Polish grindcore band Execution, who did a song by that title.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 05:04

I hate teaching. I'm not meant for this job. I'm no good at lesson planning or controlling classes or acting happy and animated in front of kids.

These are some of the thoughts going through my head this weekend, but it will probably turn out fine. The first part is always rough.

988 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6578 09:17

All the ducks are swi-... What was I thinking when I bought two books on advanced electronics!

... >>987 should plan his lessons with DQN!

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 10:04

The very first job I ever had, I recall my boss had this sign in his office that read "If you want work done, find a busy man -- the other kind has no time."

I think I know what that sign means now: lazy people aren't bothered by an endless stream of jackasses that demand constant attention. A lot of people I that I used to think were lazy are in fact just acting as such to save themselves a lot of trouble. That's genius. Why the didn't I think of that in the first place??

tl;dr: Out of time to sum this up, so best guess is FUCK SIGNS.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 10:37

That was some adequate water.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 11:54

I'm hungry but I'm far too lazy to get something to eat.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 13:30

I thought about posting 8 posts to get to 1000GET but I'm too lazy

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 16:18

penises

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 16:36

Ricky Gervais is a bit of a twat but this podcast on the arts is pretty good.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 17:21

Is it okay to look at porn on BT Openreach Hotspots?

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 17:50

Cyberpunk ain't dead

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 19:33

I'm with >>916. By which I mean I am >>916.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 21:01

I feel impure. I really hate being what I am.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 21:01

999GET

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