>>1 has white friends that constantly joke about his oriental heritage
>>2 refuses to have white friends, because they all carry the Swine Flu.
>>3
hates white men for stealing his women, but secretly wants a white girlfriend.
>>4 was disowned by his parents for getting an A-minus on his report card.
>>9 Drives his car like an idiot, despite clearly understanding all the laws of physics, and how it relates to cars.
>>10 almost certainly knows your Chinese friend, by virtue of being Chinese himself.
>>11 acts all offended and defensive when white guys flirt with her, and accuses them of having "yellow fever" and "objectifying" her, but is secretly pleased by their attention. And if someone ever gets past her defensiveness, she will be totally tsundere for him.
>>17 have never seen a history textbook that covers 1940-1945.
>>20 posts hilarious videos on ニコニコ動画, but they are unwatchable with comments turned on because the entire screen is covered in wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>22 thinks exclusively in terms of sets, groups and categories.
>>23 learns everything there is to know about a subject just before the next exam, and forgets it all immediately upon putting down his pen at the end.
>>24 secretly resents his "model minority" reputation and yearns to be a gangsta.
>>26 killed three people in an angry rampage...
...over getting zerg rushed.
>>27 was pulled out of school at the age of 13 to play Starcraft for a living.
Dates white people only to break up with them when his parents complain about them being fat, disrespectful, and stupid
>>29 Can solve a rubix cube faster than he can peel off the stickers and re-arrange them.
>>31 despises the West for tainting the glorious Eastern ways.
>>33 is off to the fields to pick rice. Tomorrow he will journey to the bustling town market and humbly peddle his harvest.
>>34 is studying to become a doctor, engineer, or scientist at an American university.
>>35 drives a Honda Civic tricked out with $5,000 worth of purely aesthetic aftermarket modifications.
>>36 is studying to become a doctor, engineer, AND scientist at an American university. He is already a lawyer.
>>41 routinely gets away with molesting young girls on the subway.
>>42 Gets drunk easily, and says really funny things when drunk.
>>44 Pre-orders all the fancy electronic inventions, and picks them up on the day of their release.
>>45 works in a sweatshop for 16 hours a day producing cheap plastic goods for export, earning sub-living wage.
>>46 is incredibly talented at all manners of music and audio except pronunciation of western languages.
>>49 has hairy armpits, even though she's a girl.
As well as a hairy something else.
>>51, being a shy Asian female, would die of embarrassment if anyone were to even remotely mention the fact that beneath her outer garments exist sexual organs.
>>52 is a virtuoso at playing the piano and violin. At the same time.
>>54 was killed shortly after she was born because her parents wanted a boy.
>>55 was killed shortly before he was born as his mother flung herself onto a funeral pyre.
>>56
Has a secret crush on a cute, short girl named Claire but is so trepidated to consummate that love that he instead uses this BBS as an outlet for his feelings.
>>57 Can name every mecha ever created, plus he knows all the statistics of each one, and can explain what a battle would be like when 2 are pitted against each other, or 2 teams from a mecha anime battle each other. He can sing each opening and ending them to each anime at a Karaoke bar.
>>58 cheered at the news of the tsunami, before saying a prayer that his own backwater country would not suffer the same fate.
>>59 only ambiguously believes in God and/or gods, making translations really fucking hard from his language.
>>60 Celebrates Christmas in his own country even more seriously that people do in the USA, despite not believing in Jesus.
>>61 traveled halfway across the continent, spending millions of yen, just to stand in the spot where his favorite character once stood in episode 12, at 14:53.
>>62 pities the fool who can't solve a Rubik's Cube in less than 14.53 seconds.
>>64 is terribly shy and sexually repressed, but has an aunt in Tokyo who supplements her salary by appearing as a latex-wearing dominatrix in scat fetish rubberporn, smiling beatifically as she does things to sararimen that you can't talk about on DQN.
>>66 has turned his room into a shrine dedicated to his favourite Touhou character.
>>70 smokes even though he fully understands the entire process of tobacco tar causing lung cancer.
>>74 confuses all of the numbers in this thread with the one after it.
>>74 solves more n-dimensional topology problems before breakfast than most Americans do in their lifetime.
Despite >>76's mastery of science and stalwart empiricism, he is still adamant that leaving a fan running in a closed room overnight will lead to suffocation and death.
>>82 will probably have serious hip problems before he turns 45 due to his constant bowing.
>>83 is soft-spoken and mild-mannered but lives almost exclusively on fiery hot peppers that would probably kill anyone reading this thread.
>>84 has been learning three different styles of martial arts since he could walk.
>>86 Can tell what country another Asian person, but says "All American rook arike."
>>87 fancies himself a rock star because he managed to grow a goatee of 3-millimeter peach fuzz.
>>88 Is a chubby chasing Asian that thinks if there is more than one fat person, they are "Fats."
>>94 made a surprising slip-up, giving his inborn numerical skills.
>>96 was torrenting the movie online before it even opened in theaters.