>666 never seeds and deletes his torrents as soon as they are finished downloading.
>>666 condemns good working units of vintage consoles and computers to be broken down for scrap.
>>666 is a sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker!
>>666 doesn't take off his huge backpack on the bus when he's left standing, so people can't pass through him
>>666 didn't kill JavaScript and Flash back when there was a chance.
>>666 doesn't have any plain text on his website, instead you have to download a huge PDF that takes up far too much computing power.
>>666 goes to the laundromat and puts so much detergent in the washing machine that the soap bubbles drive everyone out of that laundromat.
The only reason >>666 was ever on a winning sports team was because he put poison in the other team's Gatorade.
>>666 is that guy stealing all the local panties and not sharing.
>>666 hacks cell phone towers so that when the police department, firefighters, or paramedics are called, the signal gets interrupted.
Rumor has it that >>666 has also tricked people into consuming Mentos after drinking Diet Coke.
>>666 infused the insides of condoms with a drug that causes penis shrinkage.
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>>666 invented dildos to trick helpless women into raping themselves.
You know, I heard >>666 does some pretty terrible things to cats.
>>666 steals pet rabbits from children and feeds them to his giant pet snake.
>>666 puts aphrodisiac drugs in Catholic priest's wine and infests their computers with CP.
>>666 knows how to disguise himself as any high ranking member of any religion.
>>666 replaces all the mirrors in anorexia clinics with concave ones.
>>666 blasts rotten-egg smelling farts whenever he enters an occupied room.
>>666's obnoxious, opinionated yelling about anything and everything is so loud, it must only be a few posts from here.
>>666 keeps standing behind you, and when you aren't looking he edges a little closer and you know he's going to do something really obnoxious in just a few posts
There is a rumor that Dos Equis used >>720's adventure stories to create TV commercials.
When >>720 changes his identity, he creates the coolest sounding names. That last time I saw his I.D. William McAllister Pendelton was his name.
>>720 is absolutely evil, though, and is solely responsible for the events of this THREAD.
I can't handle >>720's ambivalence.
It drains the paint right off the ceiling.
And yet, >>720 somehow owns a controlling share in my sole proprietorship. I'd love to know how he pulled that off.
>>720 goes to shareholders' meetings for corporations he owns no shares in and yells obscenities at the board of directors and farts.
>>720 isn't particularly vile, but somebody is responsible for all the misery and suffering of this world, isn't it?
When someone orders a cold drink from >>720, he puts hot pepper extract in that drink.
>>720 Gave Capcom the idea to make multiple revisions of Street Fighter II for the arcade machine and the SNES.
>>720 Decided to change the control scheme in Megaman 7, Megaman 8, and Megaman&Bass so that they don't feel like any of the 8-but Megaman games.
>>720 feels a strong sense of nostalgia for every single game he played in his childhood, regardless of if he actually enjoyed them at the time.
>>720 just has to lash out when somebody on the Internet is wrong. So, it is a fairly good chance that >>699,701,720 is jisakujien.
>>720 killed my cat just to make a bad pun. (No, I won't repeat it here.)
>>720 had failed his first ever driver's exam in India, but still got his licence.
>>720 listens to public radio but doesn't contribute when they have pledge drives. But he says he does.
>>720 made the old iPhone battery chargers obsolete and made sure all the new iPhone battery chargers cost $15 or more.
>>720 is fairly certain he didn't remove the viruses from your computer, and he's going to wait for you to pay him to remove them again.