>>>720 Made an assertion to Socrates, was unable to back it up with logic and reasoning, and then left him in the cold
>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.
>>777 Invented a cure for the Ebola virus, but he only uses it on himself. Even if you offered him 10 billion dollars for the cure, he would not sell it.
If you spell a website's name incorrectly, >>777's domain parking company will redirect you to the worst porn on the internet.
>>777 De-activated the activated sludge at the wastewater treatment plant.
>>777 Attaches a self-destruct button to everything, and places it in a location where it gets pushed accidentally.
>>777 made Bane sound like a crappy Sean Connery impersonator.
>>777 applies extra strength Loctite to the threads of a fire hydrant.
>>777 has a consulting firm that helps other people to create a typical factory in China and a typical tech support line in India. That is why some of the previous assholes have such things.
>>777 drives a Dodge Viper, paid for by the money he didn't deserve to have.
>>777 artificially inseminates your small dogs with the semen of very large breeds.
>>777 sometimes forces the copulation between small and large dog breeds because he's into "size play".
>>777 hacks into your router to download stuff that is highly illegal.
>>777 pretends to be Mario by jumping on your pet turtle, then kicking it at you.
>>777 spams links to stuff that is highly illegal on your board every fucking day via proxy.
>>777 replaces children's bubble gum with nicotine gum to make them addicted to bubble gum.
>>777 doesn't love the entire game, only killing the trapped prisoners.
>>777 takes the water out of fire trucks, and replaces it with kerosene.
>>777 swears to God he brought Aeris back to life, and he'll tell you how to do it for 50 dollars.
>>777 is a war head who continuously foments strife between nations.
Kids are cruel, and >>777 is very in touch with his inner child.
>>777 walks around convenience stores poking holes in condom packages with a needle.
>>777 Has several more tips for women who want to get pregnant by men who don't want to impregnate them.
>>777 dropped my notebook when I wasn't looking and didn't tell me.
>>777 Makes the default windows background a picture of a hermaphrodite Rainbow Dash 69-ing Twilight Sparkle.
>>777 Called himself a veterinarian, but all he really did was plant grenades up cow asses.
>>777 thought very hard about how best to work the phrase "cow asses" into his postings.
>>777 hacks into everybody's 3d printers so that they only print dildos.
>>777 Mastered ways of making printer cartridges insanely expensive.
>>773 writes the scripts that make husbands look like idiots in sitcoms and commercials.
>>777's overwhelming body odor made me fuck up that last post.
>>842 drank the last of the milk but left the carton in the fridge.
>>776
Man I hope you get your head cut off you worthless nigger kike faggot. Get AIDS or get lost, no one likes you.
Am I going it right?
>>842, you hear that? that empty carton in the milk was the last straw!
captcha: ye
>>842 only thinks Android is better than iOS because A comes before I.
>>842 Has cysts all over his body, and pops them wherever he wants to.
>>842 created Habitat Against Humanity, an organization that destroys people's houses for no reason and then runs away so they can't get sued.
>>842 heads the Make A Death Wish Foundation, encouraging innocent young kids to kill themselves.
>>842 disguises passive aggressive rants against his school bully as on-topic posts.
>>842 Created a chatbot and virus that seeks out video game discussions, then acts like an SJW.
My best friend can't do anything with his computer because the virus stole 99% of his bandwidth. It all started when he said he wanted to have sex with Chun Li.
When >>842 was at college, he went to the cafeteria early every morning and put his balls on every food item possible.
>>842 hacked all the computers at enema bulb factories. The enema bulbs are all filled with super glue and habenero sauce.
>>817 reseeds dead torrents, but at a rate of 0.5kbps and deletes them again at 93% complete.
>>842 adds bugs to bittorrent software, and removes the bug free versions from the internet.
>>817 is barred from entering 3 US states, and one Canadian province.
>>817 and >>842 are both wanted by the ICC and 15 countries for starting a cult, training them as an army, taking it to a central African country, starting three civil wars with their cult army, getting their cult members to sign wills leaving everything to them and then sinking a boat with all of them on it (they escaped on the only lifeboat)
... he's behind me, isn't he