ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (866)

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7568 19:33

>>400 Hmmm better than it's been for a very long time, but still only about a third of the way to my target.

>>402 What are you saving up for?

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7569 14:43

>>401 I'm not saving yet because I just got out of school and need a more stable job, but I'd like it if I could continue to pay my assistants to work for me on royalty generating projects after I ditch my crappy clients.

>>403 What do you do for self-actualization?

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7571 02:38

>>402 I guess I try and learn things, for now. And I like to talk to people. But I'm not sure.

>>404 what is your favourite kind of rock?

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7571 14:06

>>403
Rutile.

>>405
How convincingly do you think you could pass as a girl, with enough preparation?

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7572 15:05

>>404
Remove beard, comb hair, wear frilly. Chin in. Done.

>>406
I'm about to pop down to Family Mart. Want anything?

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7572 16:45

>>405 no thanks dude!

>>407 Have you ever tried squid-flavour crisps/potato chips?

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7572 17:09

>>406 I didn't even know squid flavored chips existed. I guess if I see some, I will try them.

>>408 Do you like playing with emulators and ROMs?

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7572 17:36

>>407 no, I like kickin' it oldschool with real hardware and legit copies. But emulation is nice to have as a last resort.

>>409 What's the oldest gaming system (console, PC that you play games on, whatever) that you currently own?

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7572 23:33

>>408 I have a Sega Megadrive in the loft somewhere, but the pin's come out of the cable jack that goes in the back of the tv so it's broke.

>>410 When's the last time you used a wax crayon?

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7574 20:01

>>409
Wow, I have no idea. Probably the last time I went to a family restaurant, but I have no idea when that was either. They always have a tin of cheap crayons and disposable placemats with cereal box-esque puzzles on them at that kind of place, you know what I mean?

>>411
In the folk tune John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, for the second, shouted reiteration of his (your?) name, just before the da's, is it better to sing "Jacob" with a rhythm of straight eighths or a dotted eighth and sixteenth? How do the Germans do it?
And while we're on the subject, how do you feel about syncopating "his name is" so that "name" is off the beat?
also, and I know this is really pushing it, but are "name" and "too" supposed to be a half-step or a full step apart?

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7575 00:39

>>410
I don't know how the Germans do it, but it's not really a German song anyway. Given that it's a folk song of unknown origin, there's no way that it's supposed to be. Sing it however you want. Make up your own variations.

In my personal opinion, dotted rhythm is much better, same goes for syncopating "his name." A syncopated rhythm gives the song more energy and fits the song's joyfully silly nature.

In terms of a major scale numbered 1 to 7, the first "name" is on 4, the second "name" is on 2, and "too" is on 3. So, "too" is a half-step apart from the first "name" and a whole step apart from the second "name." However, some people might sharpen the second "name" to give it more pull toward the resolution, which is perfectly acceptable. In this case it would be a half-step apart. Do what suits you.

>>412
How often do you use drinking straws?

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7575 02:18

>>411
Pretty much never, although while I was in college there was a bubble tea place I went to sometimes where the drinks used straws.

>>413
Can you think of any (real) scientific name more hilarious than Homo Erectus?

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7575 06:23

>>412
I had heard a while back of the Dorcus titanus, a type of beetle. Performing an internet search for that phrase reveals Eremobates inyoanus, Pinus rigida, etc..

Still, Homo Erectus has, by far, the best humor/obscurity ratio.

>>414
Should doorways (into rooms, houses) be positioned so that the knob appears on the left side of one who is entering the room/house/etc., or on the right?

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7575 22:52

>>413 Holy shit DQN-kun I really don't care!

>>415 Did you ever wish Pokémon was real?

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 01:22

>>414 Yes, when I was a kid. Nowadays it'd be alright but I can imagine myself just staying inside playing my crappy videogames while people judge me for not training my pokémon like a normal person.

>>416 You are able to make anything you want socially acceptable, but just one thing. What would it be?

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 04:05

>>415
Consensual incest.

>>417
You are able to make anything you want socially unacceptable, but just one thing. What would it be?

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 04:43

>>416
Ad-hominem attacks.

>>418
Can you think of any reason why the severely lopsided paper airplane I folded today as a joke managed to fly straight and level as though it were perfectly symmetrical and formed properly?

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 12:30

>>417
Fluid dynamics is a strange and terrifying place. Some knowledge is not meant for us mere mortals.

>>419
Due to being half-nocturnal, I usually end up having meals around midday, evening, and in the middle of the night. The first two are clearly lunch and dinner, but what am I supposed to call the last one?

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 14:03

>>418
By elimination, breakfast.

>>420
Do you blaze it?

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 16:32

>>419
No; the closest I get is fighting blazes in Minecraft.

>>421
Why are girls so cute when embarrassed?

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7576 21:17

>>420
Because the three best things in life are to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women. That would be a mild form of the third category.

>>422
Who would win in a fight of Conan vs. He-man?

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 01:14

>>421
Power-Man, of course. https://imgur.com/H5pyVBv

>>423
How long more do you think we have until war breaks out in the Asia-Pacific region?

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 02:12

>>422
Give it ten or twenty years.

>>424
Do you gargle?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 06:12

>>423
Only when I have a sore throat.

>>425
Hot or cold?

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 07:53

>>424
Cold 9/10

>>426
Do you own a hammer?

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 10:05

>>425
Of course! A well-made hammer is invaluable around the house.

>>427
What was the strangest experience you have ever had?

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 11:47

>>426
Well just tonight my roommate threw and ice cube into hot oil causing it to smoke and splash everywhere. With that, my friend and our guests had to grab fabric items and wave them in front of the smoke detector. While this was happening, my roommate thought it was a good idea to just spill all the oil on the kitchen floor which I almost slipped on when returning a towel. Then the girls living downstairs below us got mad at the noise. I began telling them what happened and they immediately felt sympathetic and apologized to us. We all sat around for a couple hours chit chatting about really strange shit while my roommate clumsily cleaned up. I didn't even get to make a cup of tea.

There was this other time where me and a friend independently saw and heard a bird in my room. I didn't say anything then because I thought it was just me, but he later brought up that he saw and heard a bird in the same location as I did.

>>428
Do you enjoy train rides?

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 12:07

>>427
Yes, absolutely! I love watching the scenery pass by out the window, and I've always found it a much more civilised way to travel than flying or driving. The best train journey I've been on was a twelve hour trip from Italy to Hungary, via Austria. Lots of scenic mountains and picturesque vineyards and so on.

>>429
On a similar note, do you enjoy plane journeys?

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 12:27

>>428
That depends on a lot of things, such as who I'm flying with, the quality of the service and food, the duration of the flight, the texture/hardness/position/smell of the chairs, the entertainment system (if any), and so on.
On the whole I detest plane journeys.

>>430
Is fashion art?

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 12:47

>>429
Is anything art? Anything can be if you're pretentious enough about it. The term has lost all meaning, if it ever had any in the first place. It's just a way for a certain class of hoity-toities to feel like they're superior.

>>431
What have YOU done in service to your country?

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 13:07

>>430
Nothing, except maybe debunk a few stereotypes.

>>432
Have you got any idea why the last few questions have all been posted exactly 20 minutes apart?

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 17:39

>>431
Two of the six posters here are robots.

>>433
If you had a one-use round trip time machine and a baseball bat, who's head would you cave in?

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 19:17

>>432
People who would "deserve" violent premature death for the sake of humanity fall into at least one of three categories, as I see it:

• People whose atrocities were bad enough to change history reactively for the better (i.e. Hitler). Generally speaking, these people should be left completely alone because they catalyzed important positive developments for humanity equal to or greater than their atrocities. Even in the best-case scenario where the developments we can identify would have happened anyway, these people were pivotal enough that changing their lives could cause very significant and unpredictable changes to history as we know it. How lucky do you feel?

• People who simply happened to be "in charge" of a larger organization and whose death would most likely result in someone else seizing power and continuing the same thing (i.e. anyone in the Kim Dynasty) because the culture clearly supported it. I would classify assassins of major figures here too, even if they weren't leaders, because their roles would probably just be filled by someone else if they weren't there. Which is to say, these people are more an artifact/symptom of a larger systemic problem\though in carefully and strategically considered cases some of their deaths may be the wisest choices.

• People who acted largely or wholly on their own and whose atrocities were more or less insignificant in the grand scheme of things (i.e. any of many serial killers). For instance, I wouldn't argue against killing Ted Bundy, but realistically a few dozen murders don't matter in a world of billions.

I'm not ready to choose a victim; I'd prefer to take knowledge back than death. Or make a backup of the contents of the Library of Alexandria, or something along those lines.

>>434
If you didn't have to worry about affording bills, food, or healthcare, what would your ideal lifestyle consist of?

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7578 21:34

>>433 While I did quite like my NEET period, I would like a job that makes me happy, a creative job, something that wouldn't make me feel I'd wasted all those years studying and working hard at school and university. It would be a fulfilling job but I'd still have time for my hobbies and stuff.

>>435 Would you rather have terrifying paranoid delusions or excruciating heartache for lost love?

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7579 00:13

>>434
While I have a mild bit of both sorts of thing, I think "terrifying paranoid delusions" is probably closer to my current existence and what I'm better suited to handle.

>>436
Do you pick your nose? How often?

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7579 09:14

>>435
I was just doing so as I scrolled down to here. Spooky. Probably every time I feel like there's something to pick (and I'm not going to be judged), so quite frequently.

>>437
Have you ever have any great ideas you don't think you could ever put into practise?

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7579 11:16

>>436
I have ideas for a really great ARG but it would require a lot of funds that I don't have. Maybe I'll kickstarter it someday, but it seems very unlikely.

>>438
Are you taking it easy?

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7579 19:55

>>437
NO!

>>439
Where's the soccer field, wey?

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7579 23:40

>>438 Hmmm there's the local team's pitches and the new astroturf practice pitch, both about a 5 minute walk away.

>>440 What do you think is causing the grinding noises?

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 00:01

>>439
The soulless machinations of an endless uberbeing.

>>441
I have a bad habit of saying "Oh well!" What catchphrase should I replace it with? I considered "c'est la vie" but decided that was too snobby.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 01:23

>>440 Om Shanti Om
Let peace be to every one.Let my past actions not harm me.
Let others action not affect me.Let others not be affected by my actions.Peace be to everyone....

>>442 How many people-you-know's birthdays can you remember?

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 01:41

>>441
I used to remember my ex's, but now not even that, so that leaves only my own.

>>443
Do you still enjoy birthdays or have they begin to remind you that you're getting old?

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 08:04

>>442
A little bit of both. My last birthday came and went without any fanfare, but I did get a little money from my family and I made a point of treating myself to whatever I wanted on that day. However, I also experienced moments of vague existential dread. I'm already 24 and I haven't accomplished anything! I think I'll get progressively more depressed about my birthday every year until around 30, when I will learn to stop caring about my failed dreams and just use my birthday as an excuse to binge.

>>444
What's your favorite user interface?

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 21:36

>>443
Windows 9x, or if I'm on some sort of dopey *NIX, IceWM since that mimics it pretty closely. That stupid Ubuntu interface can go right to hell.

>>445
What's your LEAST favorite user interface?

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 22:49

>>444
Oh, gosh, there are so many to choose from. Anything smug and unconfigurable, so the obvious choice for recent times is Gnome 3. However, for personal hatred I have to choose the GUI interface to Rational's ClearCase. Using it is like walking through a museum of terrible interface choices from various decades and paradigms.

>>446
What is an experience that you've had that everyone else on the planet should undergo?

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7580 23:18

>>445
Penectomy.

>>447
Do you like oishii cake?

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7585 01:06

>>446
I like cake that is oishii, certainly, but I get the feeling that's not quite what you're asking.

>>448
How do you feel about herbal/fruit teas?

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7585 02:30

>>447
Strong dislike.

>>449
Do you like pants or shorts more in general?

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7585 03:25

>>448
Pants, definitely. I've never liked shorts.

>>450
I've got everything in place. Should I awaken the Elder Gods now or wait a while?

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7585 06:49

>>449
There's no point waiting.

>>451
What happens now?

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7585 09:55

>>451
Well, I've figured out an okay way of tracking focus in a user interface, so now I just have to shove that in and add some more widgets, and then I can carry on with the music part of this music program.

>>453
Do I bother trying to write an iOS version? All the cool musicians use Apple products and like paying a lot for software.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 02:39

>>451
If its free don't bother. If it's not free then just charge more than Apple's version and they'll assume it's better.

>>453
What was the last thing you bought from an app store?

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 04:04

>>452
I've never actually bought any ``apps''. The last piece of software I bought was Thief II, if that counts.

>>454
What was the last album you listened to all the way through?

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 12:21

>>453
"Moog!" by Claude Denjean. I love the sound of Moog synth.

>>455
How do you cope with the summer heat?

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 19:09

>>454
I open windows and pull my underwear down to knee height or off completely.

>>456
What was the last sweet thing you ate?

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7586 19:16

>>455
Some chocolatey crunchy rice cookies.

>>457
What do the Kha'ak want?

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7592 20:57

>>456
Deep down, they just want to be loved.

>>458
If you were a girl, what sort of foot/legwear would you favour?

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 21:57

>>457
Purple and white stripy thigh high socks, just like the one's I'm wearing right now.

>>459
Do you believe that things generally, on a global scale, are overall getting better, getting worse or staying much the same?

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 22:23

>>458
Taken as a whole, staying much the same. In some countries, living conditions are getting worse because of overpopulation, disease, famine, war, exploitation and so on. But this has always happened. There is less slavery but just as much suffering. In other countries, the quality of life is improving, but this has led to more existential and mental suffering. There are happy people in poor countries and unhappy people in rich countries. There is nothing new under the sun.

>>460
What's your favourite candy?

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 00:10

>>459
Green & Black's chocolate. The dark kind with orange flavor in it.

>>461
What is your favorite salty snack?

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 16:14

>>460
Salted cashews.

>>462
How many hours do you normally sleep per night?

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 19:09

>>461
Anywhere from 3 to 8, usually with interruptions. Kinda sucks.

>>463
Why don't you get off your lazy ass and make something of yourself?

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 22:35

>>462
I'm too busy getting off and making a lazy ass of myself.

>>464
How likely do you think it is that you will die of natural causes? Put a number to it, if you can.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 22:55

>>463
Going with the wikipedia definition of natural cause (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_natural_causes), and judging by the WHO projections of mortality (http://www.who.int/healthinfo/global_burden_disease/projections/en/), I'd say about 93%.

>>465
If you could choose how you died, what would you choose?

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 01:05

>>464
Freefall into a forest from a ridiculous height, with no chance of survival or retrieving the body.

>>466
Why can't we all just get along?

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 02:13

>>465
The ego.

>>467
What, in your opinion, is the most beautiful piece of machinery ever made?

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 03:10

>>466
The PzKpfw. IV.

>>468
What really happened to Dan Cooper?

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 04:25

>>467
He became an immortal NEET. Still today, he hides in his room, living on ramen and posting on DQN.

>>469
What would you like to drink?

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 19:37

>>468 A hot latte from McDonalds

>>470 Do you like fancy coffee drinks? If so, which drink do you prefer?

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 02:48

>>469
I prefer tea drinks, but I do like Marley's One Drop mocha from time to time.

>>471
Greetings mortal, are you ready to die?

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 05:15

>>470
Not yet, ask again in 50 or 60 years.

>>472
Are there really people that think anything from McDonalds is "fancy"?

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 12:42

>>471
Fancy is relative. If all you eat is macaroni cheese then I'm sure anything with more than three ingredients seems fancy.

>>473
How often do you look at the weather forecast?

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 15:09

>>472
I look at the one on my phone every morning lately because winter weather is really unpredictable here.

>>474
Have you ever been to the other hemisphere?

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 00:40

>>473
No.
I live in the USA, and the furthest I have traveled is Canada.

>>477
Have you ever thought about taking a vacation in China?

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 08:00

>>474
Maybe someday. I'd rather go to Japan first.

>>476 What is the best flavor of bowl noodle?

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 12:58

>>475
I'm partial to an extra large with extra sauce. Does get you some odd looks when you order it, though.

>>477
What is your handwriting like?

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 15:48

>>476
It used to be good, but since I started using LaTeX for everything, it has degenerated. Now only I can read it.

>>478
Do you think you will ever live off-planet permanently?

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 17:53

>>477
Not unless we get clinical immortality within my lifetime or something. At the current rate of progress, I predict any off-planet colonies in my natural lifetime will be exclusive outposts run by NASA/ESA/whatever India and China are doing.

>>479
Nuclear power plants, yea or nay?

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 00:50

>>478
Yea. Everyone should be building modern reactors everywhere, and fast. (Except for near anyone involved in making The China Syndrome - they don't get any.)

>>480
Taking into account technological overestimations and underestimations, what vision of today from the past would you most prefer have come to pass?

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 02:09

>>479
The Jetsons! Though admittedly this has to be in part because it's one of the few sci-fi futures I can think of that's "happy" (or at least not royally fucked up).

>>481
What bygone thing of the past do you think should be revived?

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 04:29

>>480
Universal intolerance of queers

>>482
How do you feel about car insurance?

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 18:18

>>481
I don't even have a driving licence, let alone a car, let alone car insurance. Indifferent.

>>483
How many electric devices are there in the room you're currently in?

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 18:47

>>482
Well let me take inventory. There's my main PC, an unconfigured NAS machine, a laptop, my cell phone, a space heater, a ceiling light and a desk lamp, a Gamecube, an electronic cigarette lighter, a battery-operated lantern, a computer monitor, and I think that's it.

>>484
What are birds even?

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 19:44

>>483
We just don't know.

>>485
What was the title of the last essay you wrote?

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 00:14

>>484
On the Jews and their Lies

>>486
Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 11:22

>>485
Entschuldigung, meine Kartoffel ist kaputt.

>>487
Are there any lies on your CV?

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 18:41

>>486
Oh yeah, tons. I'd say about 20% of it is just plain lies

>>489
Are you in bed?

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7754 11:41

>>487
Hey, what about me? Where's my question?

>>488
If >>487 ignored you, what would you say?

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 01:45

>>488
penis

>>490
Deedlit or Pirotess?

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 22:30

>>489
Dildar

>>491
Dance?

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 02:47

>>490
Dance!

>>492
How should I make my song better?

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 20:45

>>491
Backmask some satanic lyrics onto it.

>>493
How many animals would you estimate that you have directly killed in your life?

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 02:05

>>492
Assuming that it has to be something with a brain (i.e. insects don't count) two or three I guess. If insects and spiders and such count, then I've lost count, but plenty.

>>494
How many video games have you bought that you haven't played at all yet, not even a peek?

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 03:52

>>493
A few years back I got an original Xbox at a rummage sale and it had maybe a dozen games with it. I didn't play any of the sports ones, and I probably never will. I don't remember how many games exactly, but I think everything else I've owned in the past I've at least tried. So let's say 4-5.

>>495
Which pizza topping is your favorite?

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 14:55

>>494
I'm partial to spicy ones, with jalapeños and such.

>>496
How's the weather where you are?

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 13:45

>>495
Refreshingly cool. I love the monsoon season.

>>497
What do you want for your birthday?

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 14:38

>>496
An overarching purpose to my life.

>>498
When was the last time you washed your hair?

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 22:43

>>497
This night.

>>499
Who do you envy the most?

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 05:05

>>498
People with jobs.

>>500
What are you wearing?

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 05:44

>>499
All black, apparently. I didn't even think about that too carefully.

>>501
It's not bad if people think I'm a failed goth, right?

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