ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (734)

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 13:51

Original rules, 9. Latest rules 3, plus the squirrel would be awarded a participation trophy.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 13:57

>>687, I have no question, so talk amongst yourself.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 20:07

Uh, that was >>686 with latest on 32-bit CPUs. Thanks, >>686.

Akiba or Den Den Town?

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 18:58

Akiba... I guess.

Do you have a favorite inner sailor senshi?

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 22:58

>>688 I had to google senshi and found out that was Low Ki's old name, so I pick him.

>>689 Is this impressive or stupid?

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 22:59

>>691 then

691 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8714 23:39

Necro Butcher match with no blood? That's impressive

What car should I get?

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8715 00:37

>>691 A Honda Civic

>>693 The best gun for hunting deer.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8715 01:09

A Puckle gun.

What's your favorite kind of tea?

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 18:58

Chai tea, but I think that barely counts.

What's the appeal of Rick and Morty? The punch lines all seem to be some form of vulgarity. Is it American humour?

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 11:03

I can't really say, it never much appealed to me either. It seems as though not just American humour but American media in general is mainly just sex, violence and poo. I'm quite sure there are exceptions but I can't name any high profile ones.

Approximately, how many real life friends do you have?

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 11:58

3 or 4 good ones, plus a fairly wide circle of classmates that I hang out with.

Have you stopped beating your wife?

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 12:20

No, she hasn't asked.

Which is sexier: kneepits or shoulderblades? Please explain why in at least eleven words.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 12:35

I actually adore a good pair of kneepits. The telltale crease marks of an extended kneepit are suggestive of a entirely bare pair of legs, and you'll only see their bent form in very few scenarios. Shoulderblades, meh, everyone's got them out.

Which is sexier: oboe or trombone? Please explain why in at least eleven words.

699 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8749 00:31

Trombone because it has bone in the name which is a euphemism for sex. Oboe is just a clarinet crossed with the thing that alien played in the bar in Star Wars.

How does 700GET feel?

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:39

It feels like a mix between a wafer and a loofah.

What are you looking forward to?

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 10:03

Meeting a cute girl tomorrow and probably cuddling her for four days non-stop.

What are you especially not looking forward to?

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 18:45

The news story on Saturday with a mugshot of your face next to a picture of a cute girl, headlined "CUTE GIRL MURDERED TO DEATH BY ASPHYXIATION BY SELF-PROCLAIMED "THE CUDDLER""

When the moon hits your eye, what exactly is it like, and how is it referred to?

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 22:25

As the moon approaches hitting distance, it causes an extreme, violent tide that submerges the part of Earth closest to it. This in turn causes extreme, violent storms essentially worldwide. As such, depending on its trajectory and speed, there's a pretty high chance you'll drown or be killed by debris before the moon gets close enough. Assuming you find a way to survive that, though, and manage to make it to the designated location, the moon will certainly have accelerated to such a speed that you won't have time to process the sensation of the moon hitting your eye before your frail body is completely vaporized from the impact energy.

This is referred to as the Apocalypse.

How should I break the cycle of staying up late, getting up late, and sleeping through most of the day when businesses are open?

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 06:02

Going a day without sleep usually works for me. Stay up late, then when the sun rises take a shower, get out of the house and try to keep yourself occupied until evening. Keeping your body moving and staying out in the sunlight will help revert your biological clock.

What's the best place you've lived and why?

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 17:22

Probably the place I stayed in my second year of university. Positives:

  • Spacious
  • Double bed
  • Bills included
  • Fairly reasonable price
  • Decent kitchen
  • Within easy walking distance of university and laundrette


  • Heating was broken, so it was always too hot
  • Downstairs neighbour was a bit loud
  • Wasp nest outside

Would you like a hug?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 05:02


How much candy do you eat?

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 18:13

Not that much. At most, the equivalent of one to two candy bars a week.

How long has it been since the last time you talked to somebody in real life?

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 18:51

A couple hours.
How many different states/provinces have you been to?

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 19:30

>>708 I've been to 2 provinces of Catalonia, 1 in Australia, 8 in France, 4 in Belgium and 3 in the Netherlands. There are 0 states or provinces in Britain, but if you count counties, well, all of them I guess.

>>710 Where's the nicest place you've been?

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 22:41

The nicest place I've ever been is only nice because most people don't know about it. So if I told you where it is, it'd be worse off.

What was the last thing you bought at a 711 (or a similar convenience store)?

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9014 00:44

A bacon-wrapped hot dog.

Are you comfortable right now? Why/why not?

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9015 20:34

No, not really, because it is a misery to cohabitate with the people in my area, but I don't know of a better area to move to.
At night I dream of a big sea-worthy houseboat and a lifetime supply of mittens so I can at last drift away and spend my days cut off from my species but for a satellite internet connection.

Did you enjoy it?

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 01:41


Which letter (of any alphabet) has the most aesthetically pleasing shape to you, personally?

714 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9016 01:49

I like the J a lot. If we want to get exotic ت is really cute and happy. Of course ƒÖ, the mouth of many of our favorite characters. I guess I really like rounded open top graphemes.

What should I make for dinner tomorrow night?

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 09:54


How do you operate your pants?

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 12:45

>>715 I wear boxer shorts

>>717 Have you ever worn pants so tight that when you try to shit yourself, you can't?

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 19:56

Something Indian. I would recommend a dish, but I'm afraid I'll spell it wrong.

Who's a man and a half?

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 21:16

Barry Chuckle is both a man and also a half of the British children's comedy duo the Chuckle Brothers.

What is the closest you've ever come to dying?

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 23:17

I was speeding while drunk on a highway and missed an exit, I fucking smashed the break pedal trying to take it, but my car started spinning out of control. I hit the highway barrier and only manage to fuck up the front bumper, everything else, including myself, was ok. I use Uber to move around the city when drunk now.

What's the most wasted you've ever been?

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 01:21

>>719 I once took too many xanax on a Friday night and didn't wake up until Sunday evening. My own saliva stained the carpet.

>>721 Do you like vector graphics?

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 02:56


>I once took too many xanax on a Friday night

used to do that pretty much every night

SVG sounds good in theory but it's annoying in a lot of ways. I do prefer PNG over JPG though. Adobe Flash was vector-based, and look how well that turned out. Not well at all. But aside from that, I don't really care that much about image formats.

If you're drawing, it makes more sense to use raster graphics because then you can do more complicated images that look like actual paintings instead of a couple of lines whose only advantage is that they look smooth when you zoom in on them. SVG makes sense for icons or some logos or graphs or something, but that's about it. But the solution to pixelated raster graphics is to draw super high-res and then downscale for whatever site you're uploading to. It's easy to start with a lower resolution when drawing, but I think it's better to have a resolution that's too high instead of too low.

How often do you get drunk?

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 15:22

I drink alcohol perhaps once every two weeks or so, but only one or two drinks, so I never get more than tipsy. I've only been properly drunk once. My neighbour threw a house party, and my bedroom was directly adjacent to the speakers, so, realising I had no hope of sleeping, I decided I may as well join them. I was slightly feverous, didn't know anyone there, and everyone else was about ten years older than me. I ended up just standing around aimlessly listening in on conversations I had nothing to add to, and drinking every so often. The party pretty much ended around 3am, when I went home, threw up, and collapsed into bed.

What is your favourite and least favourite part of your own body?

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 17:27

Favorite: my brain, unironically. Not in a I-think-I'm-smarter-than-everyone-else way, but because I'm glad I don't have any serious mental problems. Look at Terry Davis, for example. He's a genius programmer, but he is hopelessly schizophrenic.
Here's an image of a schizophrenic person's brain compared to a normal one:
Imagine basically having a big hole in your brain that makes your thoughts and behavior weird. No thanks!
Least favorite:
My ankle, because I injured it and it never fully healed.

What is something you do that you think nobody else does?

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 11:10

Put my finger in my bum. I'm not entirely sure whether nobody else does it; I'm always suspicious of a good night's rest.

What's the most yak-shaving or procrastinating thing you've ever done?

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 11:57

>>724 In the grand scheme of things, everything is equally pointless so nothing really counts as procrastinating to me. Though I kind of regret wasting some of my precious time on Aristotle's Metaphysics, what a load of rubbish!

>>726 What are your 3 favourite books and why?

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 17:18

50 Shades of Grey
50 Shades Darker
Ready Player One

Tell me, what do you think of airplanes?

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 18:50

I love travel, but I hate airplanes. Airport security sucks. Jet lag sucks. At least they sometimes give you alcohol on the flight.

Someone once gave me HORRIBLE advice for dealing with jet lag. "Don't sleep before the trip, just stay up the night before and sleep on the plane!" But the economy seats were too tiny and uncomfortable (and the comfy ones are ridiculously expensive), and there was too much turbulence in order to sleep at all! So I was tired as fuck during a flight across the pacific ocean.

How many books have you read so far this year?

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 12:22


  • The Second Sex - Simone de Beauvoir
  • Whipping Girl - Julia Serano
  • Fateless - Imre Kertész
  • Mrs Dalloway - Virginia Woolf
  • The Destruction of Black Civilisation - Chancellor Williams

Of the video games you've played, which had the best plot, in your opinion?

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 14:54

Video games are lame.
What are you doing with your life?

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:31

Playing video games and watching anime.

Who are you cheering for?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:32

>>728 I don't know about plot, we're all familiar with the John Carmack quote about plot in a video game I think. But the best writing (subtle difference) of the games I've played was Fallout: New Vegas, I think. It's one of few RPGs where I was invested and immersed enough that I sincerely had trouble and angst doing something I wouldn't do IRL. Especially in the expansions, where each one is based on one central choice, I had trouble replaying it and doing the other choices.

>>731 If the only music you could listen to for the rest of your life was the collected works of one single artist, composer, band, etc, who/which would you pick? Off the record, my "favorite" and the one I picked when a friend posed me this question are different artists.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:36

>>730,731 Croatia. I'm not actually watching the game, but I hope they win. Fuck France.

And Tchaikovsky. Not necessarily my favorite composer/musician of all times, but probably the one with the biggest catalog with the best ratio of things I like to things I don't.

>>732 Is it morally acceptable to lie to avoid hurting someone's feelings, in your opinion?

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 16:37

FUCked it up again justfuckign beat me with a chair

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 19:34

As you wish.

Did it hurt? When I beat you with a chair.

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