[BUSINESS] ITT we create a startup company [MONEY] (33)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 17:34

>>2 location of the company
>>3 company name
>>4 name of our product
>>5 company URL
>>6 Mission Statement
>>7 Company Logo
>>8 Framework
>>9 Industry Connections
>>10 Pitch deck
>>11 Viral Advertising scheme
>>12 Invests in our company
>>13-17 unpaid interns (useless)
>>18 The MVP
>>19 name of our first app
>>20 rebrands the company
>>21 apologizes to our investors
>>22 apologizes to our customers
>>23-29 customers (useless)
>>30 (CEO) takes the money and runs

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 18:28

Dammit, I paid good money for those shittens!

24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 19:45

Good fucking riddance, the company was run by a bunch of heterosexual white men anyway!

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 20:24

They didn't even give us interns a company discount.

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 21:04

I ordered something I wanted online, but the software put something in my cart that I didn't want. I call support and get no help, and if I can't fix the order, I end up paying return shipping and a restocking fee on that thing I didn't want.

What the hell is were these people doing when they built this company?!

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 21:41

I am a Kha'ak and I desire this product.

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 22:55

I fell for their viral marketing scheme hook, line and sinker. I feel so manipulated!

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7956 08:22

Is this customer service? Whenever I try to run Minecraft: Pocket Edition, it crashes right after I enter my banking information and SSN at the login screen. When are you going to fix the crash or can I get a refund?

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