Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
Kill all robots
Now that Prince has died does that mean his music can now be posted on Youtube without being deleted?
KILL ALL HU-- er, robots
>>751
Won't you think of the poor rightsholders? Do you want them to starve on the streets?
>>754
Thank you robot overlords. I've always wanted to be dismantled.
Dismantle me onii-chan
>>754 for efficiency reasons, they'll probably use cheese graters.
Maybe highly intelligent machines are really useless because they immediately reach enlightenment.
I don't want to bathe with you.
I'm starting to get the hang of this 'taking it easy' thing.
Sometimes I wish I could be a cat.
Or just live a cat-like life without worries, that'd be nice.
>>762
Sometimes I wish I was a praying mantis, because I wish I could live off of hemolymph.
Daddy, what does regret mean?
>>764
Well, the funny thing about regret is it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done.
I like caffeine pills more than coffee. Simpler, no crotch burn if I spill 'em, and a hell of a lot cheaper.
>>766 caffeine mints are pretty good if they're strong enough. You can find some through Amazon that are like 20 - 50 mg per mint. Since caffeine is one of the things that make me not want to kill myself, I use these mints quite a bit.
>>766
You're absolutely right about everything. Getting a bottle of a hundred 200mg caffeine pills was one of the best investments I ever made.
I have ruined everything.
I am so sick
What are we going to do with all these Japanese people living on mars pretending to be Italians?
Who here loves me?
Cats are more or less nature's NEETs. When they're not sleeping 16 hours a day, they watch anime or post on anonymous forums
nut shot
I see you driving round town with the boy next door
I took a calculated risk and it all went oh so wrong.
Kind of wish the whole trendy watered-down "nerd lite" thing would finally die, as in "I like the Marvel comic book movies and played the last Mario game and watch Big Bang Theory I'm such a neeeeeerd." It's not really a big deal, it's just annoying.
I am the boy next door.
>>778
It's on its way out. I don't think anyone watches Big Bang Theory anymore.
WHEN WILL WE LEARN TO LOVE?! LOVE AND PEACE! NOT WAR!
Popuko and Pipimi
>>778
Seems like it is becoming ubiquitous and permanent to me. Half due to the digital revolution, half due to the (to me) surprising effectiveness of marketing nerd culture to straight laced suburban kids. They've never smoked "dope" or heard a radio station not owned by clear channel, but they have Steam on their computers and they're going to comic con!
That feeling of being an outcast and a rebel without having any actual experience of either. The mode of escape for young americans has changed, post-hippies.
This isn't a 'kids these days' post so much as it is a rant about the commercialisation of a culture that is kinda sorta mine. I'm equally annoyed by David Bowie and his imitators aping fags for buxx.
I'm just glad people liking stuff I don't like won't hurt me! Ain't it great to have a heart that's ticking, and a body that's pooping. LOVE AND PEACE! NOT WAR!
Love in pieces my friend.
<b>502 Bad Gateway</b>
nginx/1.0.15
I can't remember the whole thought, but it was something about how you can win any argument by saying the last word that the person you're arguing with said. But that doesn't sound right.
>>778
You pressured me to post this.
It seems to me that all those things will only become more popular in the future. I think that at some point, they will stop being a "nerd" thing, or the whole concept or nerds will radically change from social outcast to just having a marked interest in superhero movies or whatever (I think that's an undergoing change i.e. nerd-lite).
In hindsight, Big Bang Theory, of all things, has been a reliable witness, perfectly documenting the perception shift on stuff that's nerdy. I mean, it's called the Big Bang Theory, the big bang being the protagonist banging his neighbour. It was originally marketed as a nerd constantly trying but failing to hook up with the hot chick, like some Willy E Coyote trying to catch the Roadrunner. I'm pretty sure the writers meant for the nerd protagonist to hook up with her at the very end too. I mean, I can't confirm it, but I'm pretty sure that was the whole idea. As nerd stuff became more and more aceptable, the nerdy coproganists gradually become more socially adapted with stable relationships and stuff, to the point where TBBT's premise is becoming nigh-indistinguishable from Friends. The Big Bang happened preemptively because nerds hooking up with chicks is no longer a thing for the imagination.
While many people disagree with my views. I chose them carefully. I understand that they are wrong. That is why I changed them. While many people agree with my views. That many people being those who wander in obscurity. I chose them carefully. I understand that they are right. That is why I'm keeping them.
I think I scared this guy on accident. If I were a meaner man, I would take advantage of this opportunity (especially since he's been such an asshole to me), but in all honesty, I just want him to feel safe.
"Snap judgments can be made in a snap because they are frugal, and if we want to protect our snap judgments, we have to take steps to protect that frugality." That's from some book I haven't read.
Im probably fucking stupid. Interpla
Penne is the new spaghetti
Please someone! Tell me that I'm doing something wrong. I know I am. I'm doing it on purpose! I just wanted you to say something! I know it was the wrong way to go about it, but... ...no one ever notices me anyways.
Every lap is a victory lap.
I'm the pinnacle of reasonable. I'm a reasonable guy. I can't help it. I might give you some advice you don't like, but it's for your own good. I can't help who I am. When someone asked me would you like to be wrong or would you like to be reasonable, I answered I wanted to be reasonable (it being the most reasonable choice).
i'm not gonna crack. am i?
It's funny to think that people actually fall for sheeky/leeky forums
captcha:yo
>>801
Imagine being the one guy that got a sheeky forums account. You go there every day, read through the threads, come up with witty replies, try to make a name for yourself even though nobody ever acknowledges your existence. There are millions of people talking about images you can't see and making references that don't make any sense, and the weirdest thing is that none of them seem to care about the forum; they create an account, make one post, and never show up again. It's like everyone else is in on this huge joke and you can't begin to imagine what it is.
Ha!
Don't give up on your dreams! Don't give up on life! You're a human! Don't let anyone tell you different! Every sky scraper, every plane, every discovery was made by a human!
I don't want to make fun of him, but seriously, this offsite programmer guy has a Sonic avatar and his current state just says "Sonic...". Like come on, you're testing my limits here.
Oh yeah he's a really cute boy.
damn.
Every failure was just a stepping stone on the path to success! PEACE AND LOVE! NOT WAR!
I hope they kill this guy off.
100% loin
I'd rather be evil than stupid.
I'd rather be happy than smart.
I wish I knew ! ! ! ! ! ! :-)
I hope I'm not an ornery person
The Internet is a very small, or I'm being stalked. I think it's both.
I've accidentally seen my dad's porn more times than he's seen mine.
I don't want to work!!!!
I, too, want to bang on the drums all day!
本の虫
本物の虫
I want to start saying "getch" as the present tense of "gotcha."
I am uglier than I previously thought.
>>824
Yeah, but only with second person objects. How about "You're not going to getch me with that," or "He gotch her good the other night."
>>825
The "ch" part comes from the running together of "got" and "you" and the transition from the "T" sound to the "Y" sound. If you get rid of the T-Y transition it doesn't really work.
🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆
gotchened: having gotcha, but subsequently releasedya.
You can't getch me! I already gotchened you yesterday!
I'm going to come up with my own original word as well.Thonikula!
>>828
I'm sorry but that already exists: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?thonikula
hipster garbage
mainstream booty
sidestream smokers
I want to warmly cuddle DQN.
I'm gonna getcha butt.
I'mma pound you in the butt with your own butt until you meet your reverse self and apologize
I wonder how much classical art was created for masturbatory purposes.
>>836
In that most of it was made for the artist to self-aggrandize over probably all of it.
Mourn ya till I join ya
I remember the first time I ever succeeded at lucid dreaming. The thing that amazed me the most was how vivid and lifelike everything was. I remember running my finger along a wooden plank, being able to see and feel every ridge and knot in the wood. I also noticed over time that all the things people usually find that set dreams apart from reality (e.g. written text/clocks/light switches not working) seem to work just fine in my dreams. The only way I can ever become lucid is by finding some inconsistency within my own memories which tells me that what I'm experiencing isn't a direct continuation of my waking life.
My dreams are different from my waking life, though; there's something so soft and effortless about them. Even my more unpleasant dreams (I wouldn't really call them nightmares) have a sort of childlike simplicity about them that means I can't really hate them. It's much like when you play a video game until it becomes natural and you forget you're pressing buttons. More generally, it's like doing anything without really thinking about it; like breathing. The feeling of waking up from a dream is actually a lot like being reminded of breathing manually, when just a few seconds ago you weren't really aware you were breathing at all.
Sometimes I feel like my dreams are more real than reality itself. After all, life is more about what you think and say and do when you aren't concentrating on your body or state of existence. Isn't it then objectively better to live in a world where you don't have a physical body at all? I suppose it's shorter, but that hardly matters. And of course it'll all be meaningless once you wake up, but then your waking life will be equally meaningless once you die.
>>841
That's hilarious. I woke up, browsed dqn, skimmed through your post, decided I was still tired, and went back to sleep and had a lucid dream for the first time since I was a child.
Maybe if I put this pill in my throat it will push the other pills down.
4chan's new quest board moves too fast. DQN is way slower so it's way better for more interesting stories.
I might look like an itchy girl, but...
Be here or be queer.
They're sooo unreasonable. I just caaaan't reason with them.
I wish I had more time for my hobbies. It takes me weeks just to finish a 100 page book because my work hours are so demanding.