[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (999)

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 16:40

I feel so alive!

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8356 17:37

>>500 "catholic" (lowercase) just means like "universal" or "all-encompassing".

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 07:51

Loli catgirls.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 12:51

scanning for viruses while downloading a new one

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 16:07

>>495
I also just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 18:16

I bet if Kierkegaard had had access to CGDCT anime he wouldn't've been such a miserable angst-ridden bastard.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 18:52

>>495
Oh, there's a mortgage all right, and I'll live to be twice the age I am now before it's supposed to be over, but I can loosely refer to this pile of bricks as my own.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8357 21:55

>>501 really? Because I feel so dead.

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8358 01:19

my breath smells like raw beef

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 02:36

Fuck.

At least there'll be three hots and a cot.

:(

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 03:00

>>510
What did you get caught doing?

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 05:02

Posting from my kindle

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 15:23

Shit, that's a crime now?

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 15:27

Fuck your Kindle. Posting from my Kobo.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 15:45

>>511
Mom signed me up for church camp.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 18:06

It's too hot for clothes.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 20:29

Kill the weeaboo, and save the man

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 21:19

What the fuck is wrong with you?

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 23:35

My promotion is probably never coming, but maybe I can guilt trip my boss into giving me a glowing recommendation. I hope.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 01:01

sorry

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 02:46

anxiety is terrible and i plan to work a substantial amount of tomorrow while i fly instead of getting loaded like i usually do

or maybe not!

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 04:14

more like crapitalism, Am I right?

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8359 04:25

The Phantom of the Weed

A Bernie Sanders Mystery

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 07:43

A cute girl expressing her love through the medium of お膝枕.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 13:07

If a movie is described as "quirky", then I know now that I'll definitely hate it.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 13:33

I thought she was saying good luck she was saying goodbye.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 16:06

Loneliness comes at a price.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 16:35

wait so apparently the ancient aliens guy was banned from twitter for shooting a gorilla in cincinnati?

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 01:22

530 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8360 03:08

Jamaica Faces Devastating Weed Shortages

Weed Phantom Bernie Sanders Claims Responsibility

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 03:38

If I fuck up HTML one more time I'll feel bad.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 06:55

I don't know why I'm here.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 07:26

I just threw up in my mouth. I hope i dont have aids

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 08:04

Everyone thinks I'm a bioinformatician. Do they know something I don't?

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 17:00

That "I just can't wait to be king" song from The Lion King, but with the word "king" replaced with "dead".

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 18:23

being insanely tempted to try to drift my bike while cycling home from the grocery with a couple slabs of tofu in my backpack

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8360 18:30

Hahahah, that was weirdly accurate though.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 02:55

Fuck, he's really tearin' it up.

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 03:46

It'll be an interesting election for sure. Much better than '12.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 03:50

Deep q networks

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 03:56

don't quit now

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8361 04:44

This Bernie Sanders guy is sounding more and more like some kind of gun-ready home zapper.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 05:15

Fuck I'm bored

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 10:17

I'm tired of people making condescending comments.

I want to go home.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 14:54

>>531
Why not feel bad now and avoid needless tension?

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 15:49

I've been watching cable TV for the first time in a long time. These drug ads with long lists of side effects crack me up.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 20:31

Doctor:
Well I see here that you've stepped on a land mine and had 3 legs amputated. We'll start you off with some 100mg Tylenol, and if you're still in pain after a week, call us and we'll refer you to our pain specialist who after three more weeks and an extensive background check might be able to give you 3 5mg pills of codeine for the month.

Heroin dealer:
Sup dude you want some heroin? Got it right here fam, come and get it.

And then the goddamn DEA is baffled that there's a heroin problem in this state? Fuck you motherfuckers.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 20:51

I was going to post something...

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8361 21:26

Daddy can change!

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8362 13:20

I myself knew of a guy who had 6 legs amputated after a car crash.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 00:54

Should I... sh...

Nah. Won't work. Go with plan B.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 05:18

Fuck fuck fuck, i fucked my fucking and bitchie and ugly ex. Im feel to dirty and stupid now. Fuck and kill me now.

Also, that was a fucking bad sex.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 16:16

It's never a good time to be a cabbage.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 17:41

They should make light soda. I don't want 0 calories, I want like 100. Just put less corn syrup in it.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 19:34

party music for party people

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 21:00

Sad and uncuddled.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 01:40

Down to just one, finally.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 03:24

Millennial Drunk Horse is out. That'll keep me entertained for a while.

559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8364 07:00

Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma and Vintage Arcade Machine Forums

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 07:18

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 08:10

That's another good one.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 08:11

It's time to die.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 08:40

I've seen people misspell "were" as "where" several times in the past month. Never seen that before. I just don't get how they do it.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 11:56

>>554 I was looking for unsweetened iced tea at the grocery store the other day and you'd think I was looking for a unicorn, there were tons of diet iced teas with aspartame and whatever else, but almost none that were just plain cold tea without a bunch of shit added.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 12:29

I thought she was saying "good luck" she was saying "Oppai!"

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 17:27

YOU WALK ON THE SUBWAY IT MOVES AROUND

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 17:34

Mediocre chicken and excellent coleslaw.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 19:28

Waitwaitwait... saying "politically correct" is a microaggression now?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 19:44

>>568
since at least 2011

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 20:09

Labelling something as a microaggression is a microaggression

571 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8364 23:16

The Weed Phantom Bernie Sander terrorizes rural hamlet

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 23:49

>>569
BUT THOSE OBNOXIOUS PANSIES MADE UP THAT WORD

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 03:23

>>566
Godamnit I thought I could escape

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 05:34

>>566
>>573
What.

Bye Andrews. See you in a week!

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 05:44

>>574
It's a song from the new avalanches that's been creeping into my life

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 06:35

>>575
I'm glad that they've kept it fresh.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 07:55

Go back to bed, darling.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 14:47

Who's Andrews?
Good song tho.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 16:39

Nobody would even miss you, Onii-chan!

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 17:29

Yeah, don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out, Onii-chan.

581 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8365 18:59

I wish I could be pals with Phil Collins

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 05:13

Andrew is what my parents call me
Call me Andy

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 05:33

christian slater is a pretty good tyler durden

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 18:50

It's not everyday when a giant corporation comes through in times of need so thanks Apple! You sure did me a solid.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 20:27

If I get bored, I can always kill myself.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 22:31

It's been years since I've been able to hear that "you spin me right around baby right around" song on the radio without imagining floppy tranny cock.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 23:19

I get that lying to the cops is illegal, but what if I'm only doing it to avoid getting in trouble for a crime I committed?

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 01:21

How fast can you run?

589 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8367 04:44

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to eat bugs from the dirt

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 07:04

Trump once raised his right hand in front of a crowd. We all know who else liked raising his right hand in front of crowds.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 08:14

It's a phone with appeal!

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 10:40

What's that kinda halloweeny-sounding Nanahira song?

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 13:05

>>585
Or masturbate
Or both

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 17:52

masturcide

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 18:11

>>592
I believe you mean びっくりさせたらおこるよ! from the album Free Pl@ying (also appearing on the album ばーさす!). No need to thank me, I'm only too happy to share my encyclopedic knowledge of ななひら with the masses.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 20:06

SHUT UP OBAMA. SHUT THE FUCK UP. OBAMA, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I WANNA WATCH SHARK TANK YOU FUCKING DONKEY

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 20:59

I have money now. You'd think I'd know what to do with it. Well, I do not.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 21:45

>>597
I've got one word for you: plastics.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 22:40

well, fuck. :(

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 00:04

fuckleberry finn

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