ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (206)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 18:49

>>/999 is a panda!

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 18:52

>>1 is also a panda.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 18:59

>>2 is even more of a panda than >>1 is.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8501 21:20

Don't 4GET that >>3 is a panda!

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 12:23

>>4 is a panda inside a human costume inside a panda costume.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 16:18

Is a panda-o'-nine-tails

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 17:07

>>6 is a panda with a silly looking little panda tail.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 20:04

>>7 just got revealed for tekken 7 along with Kuma.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 12:31

There are many things in this world that are not pandas, but >>8 is not one of them.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 20:26

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 20:35

>>10 backwards is adnap.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 16:56

>>11 is bad at sex.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 16:57

>>12 is black, white, and Chinese.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 18:03

>>13 is a living legend to all pandakind.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8513 08:41

>>14
is unable to "perform"

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8513 13:16

>>15 will perform his hit single I'm a big fat stupid panda (and so are all of you) at every possible opportunity.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 17:01

After some genetic evidence was unearthed, it has been decided that >>16 really is a bear.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 19:15

>>17 mauled some idiot who wanted to hug a panda.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 19:48

>>18 wants to die but China won't let him.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 20:19

>>19 just wants a quiet evening alone with his feeding trough full of bamboo.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8540 22:32

>>20 is tragically doomed to be a panda for the rest of his life.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 21:56

>>21 starred in the hit '80s supernatural thriller Pandasm.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8541 23:37

On a scale of one to panda, >>22 is above a nine.

24 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8541 23:43

>>23 ironically wears a t-shirt that says "I am not a Panda"

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 04:27

>>24 trolls doctors about "black-eye" on his fur

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8542 22:32

>>25 is the bear equivalent of a yin-yang symbol.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 08:06

>>26 has an excellent sense of smell, but only really uses it to seek and destroy bamboo, which given that bamboo has a distinctive scent, is kind of a waste.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8543 09:02

>>27 is intimately familiar with the distinctive scent of bamboo, having been stuffing his fat face with it at every available opportunity his whole life.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 14:56

>>28's face is so round that people say, "YOU ARE AS FAT AS A PANDA!!!!" to him. He only gives them "how naive you are" smile in return.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8544 15:37

>>29 tries to convince people on the internet that he is not a panda, with limited success.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8554 00:18

If I had to describe >>30 in one word, it would be "panda".

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 08:09

>>31 has been spotted sitting sad, unable to access pornographic anime site.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 15:53

As a child, >>32 wished upon a star to become a panda. His wish came true.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 16:07

>>33 never gets confused. Only bamboozled.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 17:38

>>34 is required to use the separate but equal panda facilities.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8556 20:12

>>35 is indistinguishable from a panda in every possible way.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 13:10

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 16:30

Ugh, >>37 is just such a complete and utter panda.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 20:15

>>38 is quite a panda already, but is always looking for ways to become even more of a panda.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 21:35

From a certain angle, >>39 looks like a panda.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 19:02

Behold, we are in the presence of >>40, better known as Ramplebottom III, king of the pandas! Gaze upon his radiant monochrome visage and weep!

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 14:42

I can't officially call >>41 a panda because if >>41 doesn't identify as a panda, I can be punished by a $10,000 fine.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 21:31

>>42 is a cutesy-wootsy little panda-wanda!

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 04:05

>>43 used to be a small panda. But then he grew up into a full panda.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 10:56

>>44, according to the internet, makes noises including bleating, honking, barking, howling, and whining.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 05:24

>>45 was the only panda in the theater for the afternoon showing of Blade Runner 2049.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 06:46

>>46 has trouble reproducing.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 20:30

>>47 was the founder of Bamboo, a high quality quarterly magazine created by and for bamboo enthusiasts.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 21:46

>>48 founded the low-brow but much more successful High Bamboo Times, and used his fortune to buy lots of bamboo.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 09:40

>>49
Is a popufur commissioner who paid off a lot of beginner artists' Wacom Bamboo tablets. The cartoon portraits thus commissioned bear an uncanny resemblance to the photos.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 16:06

>>50 cannot even imagine what it must be like not to be a panda.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 19:22

>>51 looks great on Instagram but is kind of off-putting up close, with smaller eyes than you realized and the fat face from a lifestyle of lying around.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 13:35

>>52 is a Chesty Panda Masturbating Her Hairy Pussy

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8986 10:26

>>53 is a Busty Panda Fingering Her Cooshie

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8986 16:13

>>54 is a Pandaey Panda Pandaing Her Panda.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8987 18:01

>>55 is a boobily breasting panda titting down the stairs.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 10:33

>>56's sadness very big

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 10:36

>>57 has been formally diagnosed with Panda Personality Disorder.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 15:10

>>58 was born a grizzly, but thanks to greasepaint is now a proud transpanda.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 09:35

>>59 is a pansexual dad.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 11:22

>>60 is a loaf of bread in a Japanese convenience store.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 14:27

>>61 came back to life six hours ago.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 16:48

I'm not even kidding here, I think >>62 might actually be a panda.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9468 05:24

>>63 used to be a male panda but is now a female panda.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 23:12

>>64 is a prime example of what we in the scientific community refer to as "a panda".

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 05:13

>>65 has been observed by researchers since he was born.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 05:48

>>66 narrowly escaped falling victim to a top secret order identifying all pandas as traitors to the Galactic Republic and, therefore, subject to summary execution by the Grand Army of the Republic.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 18:03

>>67 is a fucking worthless piece of shit, even by panda standards.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 22:51

>>68 is not a very nice panda, unlike me.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 23:03

Did you know? >>69 is, in fact, a panda.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9471 03:30

>>70 stfu, pandafag.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9471 10:36

I can't believe we let blatant pandas like >>71 post on DQN these days.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9471 15:49

>>72 is a black and white supremacist Pandanon.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9471 23:24

Psst, don't tell anyone I told you this, but >>73 is secretly a panda!

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 04:42

Figure 5. On the left, an image of >>74. On the right, the same image with our universal adversarial single bit flip applied, causing the image to be classified with 99% confidence as a cucumber by all thirty-nine selected classifiers. Of course, >>74 is actually a panda.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 10:09

Now look, it's really not my place to be dictating who is and isn't a panda, but >>75 certainly isn't not a panda, that's all I'm saying.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9473 06:07

I don't believe >>76 is a panda, but statistically speaking, some of my beliefs are erroneous, especially the ones I post anonymously online.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9473 06:44

A collision between >>77 and a Pan Am Boeing 747 in Tenerife killed 583 people, the deadliest accident in aviation history. With the unmatched constitution of a morbidly obese panda, he survived the accident and then attempted to lose weight, but failed.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9473 21:13

>>78 piasn daa !

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9473 22:59

>>79=🐼

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9473 23:30

>>80 is a panda with a bandana.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 12:50

>>81 has terminal pandaitis.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9496 06:15

>>82 can be ridden by baby zombie variants [Bedrock and PlayStation 4 editions only].

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9496 16:45

>>83 is probably aware, on some level, that she's a panda, but doesn't realise just how much of a panda she truly is.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9496 23:04

>>84 drives a Pandaston Martin DB6.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9497 06:00

>>85 I'm sorry, but you've got to start facing the reality of being a panda. Stop this immature nonsense.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9497 10:32

>>86
Hey everyone, get a load of this panda!

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9497 18:24

I've seen plenty of pandas and panda wannabees in my lifetime, but holy shit, >>87 is one hell of a panda!

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9497 20:23

>>88 regularly pays homage to a deceased and disgraced fascist leader who believed in the innate racial superiority of pandas.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9497 22:07

>>89 is a strange and highly disturbing mythological creature, possessing the head of a panda, and the body of a panda.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 08:32

>>90
Sounds like something a panda would say

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9498 13:12

What does it mean to be a panda? Let us ask our resident expert, >>91, for his opinion on the matter.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 07:46

>>92 pretends to not be a panda on anonymous forums to fit in

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 08:46

>>93 is a real animal in bed! Specifically, a panda.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 00:43

>>94 is rocking Outland-ish livery in the homeland of his ancestors, at least till he's done with these stupid dailies.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 23:16

>>95 keeps causing my panda alarm to go off.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 03:30

If this post ends in a 7, >>96 is a panda.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9510 17:30

As t tends to infinity, >>97 asymptotically approaches pandahood.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 15:40

During a tarot card reading, >>98 drew the Twelve of Bamboo Shoots, indicating that she is a panda or will become a panda in the immediate future.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 16:14

This 100get proves my dominance over >>99. Thus, >>99 is now a panda.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 18:09

>>100 is by nature a solitary person, for most of his time is spent avoiding direct contact with others of his own kind. But at crucial stages in >>100's life, he, just like all solitary mammals, is forced to spend time with others. In spring >>100 must seek out a female in order to mate. And in autumn the female gives birth to a single cub which will be her constant companion for the next 18 months or more.

>>100 generally avoids contacting others of his kind in the wild. In their dense habitat their coats help make them conspicuous to each other, preventing them from surprising themselves by approaching too close to each other.

>>100 signifies aggression by lowering his head and staring at his opponents. To signal submissiveness, >>100 will put his head between his front legs, often hiding his eye-patches with his paws. Interestingly, this position is adopted by his partners during mating season, and also by >>100 when being harassed by humans - particularly vets with anaesthetic darts. At close range, >>100 signifies aggression by swiping a paw, or by letting out a low-pitched growl or bark that will send opponents scampering up the nearest tree.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 21:08

>>101's a panda or something i guess

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 23:27

>>102 wishes he could invert the colors of his fur, like a panda superhero.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 02:50

>>103 refuses to have sex without some serious pandering to

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 07:00

>>104 had no sexual outlet until discovering erotic roleplay in World of Warcraft on the momentous day of September 25, 2012.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 11:57

>>105 pppppppppppppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 18:33

>>106 is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable panda.

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 22:55

>>107 lived a normal life with their fellow humans until one day they crossed the edge of a bamboo forest in northern china and found a whole society of pandas. While distracted by some advanced panda technology they where spotted by a panda and soon took a dart to the neck. When they awoke they were back with their family in the forest, but no-one believed his tale about panda world except for a plucky young boy named bamboo gargler the panda.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 12:06

>>108's favourite suit in mahjong is the souzu set of tiles

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 03:48

>>109 can't help but to remain a panda after the wizard cursed him

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 08:13

>>110 calls others pandas because they are insecure about being a panda

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 20:45

>>111 nice trips, panda.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 00:00

>>112 is not only a panda, but a fren

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 01:11

>>113 got broads in atlanta

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 19:08

>>114 is a star of Ready Panda One

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 18:04

>>115 has forty white teeth, a bumpy black nose, and is covered in fur from his head to his toes

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 21:08

>>116 is the host of panda eating show (mukbang)

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 07:06

>>117 is known as the bamboo bastard

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 16:50

>>118 is a Quinling panda

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 16:53

>>119 is a dyslexic panda

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 17:29

>>120 is known as "the fucking panda bastard"

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 20:04

>>121 is, infamously, not known as "the panda-fucking bastard"

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 21:27

There are 1120 pandas on this website and >>122 STILL can't get laid

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 02:40

>>123 is a basic panda bitch

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 02:42

>>123 looks like a panda, smells like a panda. Might be a panda

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 03:19

>>124-125 are conjoined panda twins

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 21:58

>>126 is a panda with a heart of gold.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 01:07

>>127 is a panda with a dark secret.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 06:23

>>128 is a robotic lifeform cunningly constructed to be externally indistinguishable from a panda. Or maybe just a panda, I haven't checked.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 11:10

>>129 carries out and is a panda

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 22:46

>>130 is, but does not carry out, a panda.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 17:24

>>131 gets his carry-out at Bamboo Hut.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 14:13

>>132 carried out malicious destruction of property on a hut made of bamboo by systematically dismantling and eating it.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 17:32

>>133 stopped ransacking the village because he was given hope that his forest would grow back

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 18:11

>>134 heroically carried his children out of their burning house. Like his children, he is a panda.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 10:35

>>135's children are humans, but they are adoptive children, because she refuses to breed naturally, because she is a panda.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 15:25

>>136 Dyed his fur yellow to mock his dear leader.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 20:14

>>137 is embarrassed by his short panda tail and pinned on a longer one, but it keeps coming off.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 23:35

>>138, on the other hand, is immensely proud of his stubby little panda tail.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 21:15

The previous poster is a panda. I'm not sure why he's so upset about it. It isn't like he's a panda or anything. It's just a panda.

I think that the first thing to notice is that he's not saying that he wants to kill the panda. He's saying that he wants to eat it. I think that's important for the first part of the poster. He's saying that he wants to eat a panda.

The second thing to notice is the word "panda." That's the word that's used in the original poster. In the original poster, he says, "I want to eat the panda." He's not saying, "I want to eat a panda." He's saying, "I want to eat a panda." But he's not saying, "I want to eat a panda and kill it."

The thi

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 13:05

>>140 is a neural network closely trained on the behavioural traits of pandas. In fact, they have recently made news headlines as the very first "Strong AP (Artificial Panda) System".

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 16:10

>>141 is the first panda to learn sign-language.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 15:09

>>142's mighty teeth can penetrate any armour, so long as it's made of bamboo

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 15:13

>>143 is a panda who needs to come to terms with his past and move on already.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 12:40

Microbes in >>144's waste are being investigated for their use in creating biofuels

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9559 16:02

>>145 frosts cake with her cute panda butt

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9560 00:26

>>146's D&D character was True Polymorphed into a panda.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 02:50

>>147's human friends didn't used to know whether to let him say nigga, but it turned out he was saying nigger the whole time anyway

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 22:14

>>148 is referred to in Latin American countries as a "mulatto."

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 13:12

150get

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 14:40

>>150 is a based panda

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 17:58

Panda bakes. Panda shakes. Panda manda Amanda. >>151 is a panda.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 18:14

>>152 enjoys bamboo shoots in their word salad.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 14:22

>>153 doesn't know any words, but will stare at you if you so much as whisper "bamboo"

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 18:51

>>154 is, simply and without exaggeration, a panda.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 17:03

>>155 Stars in a film called "Pandalorean."

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 21:20

>>156 drives a Pandagani Huayra.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9654 16:38

>>157 is a panda bandit, a Pandit!

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 01:06

>>158 is a panda who offers political forcasts on the news, that's right, he's a pandit

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 01:18

>>159 is the minister of propapanda.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 02:57

>>160 is a virtuoso with a pandamonium.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 19:23

>>161
Under the moon, panda to issho

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9695 10:31

>>162 is a panda, and so am I!

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 13:00

>>163 Speaks the truth and only the truth!

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 14:30

>>164 was the model for a Chinese image macro

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 13:43

>>165 Is in a meme about what didn't happen in Tienanmen square in 1989.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 14:15

>>166 now orbits the sun in a capsule launched early in the Chinese space program.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 17:50

>>167 has, as an ancestral inheritance, an unrewarding diet of shoots and leaves despite ursine teeth and the ability to digest meat.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 12:57

>>168 is a panda!

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 20:05

>>169 did all the modelling for their start up fashion line, sexy panda apparel

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 20:11

>>170 burned down a Yoshinoya for Black And White Pandas Matter.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 20:35

In a startling show of force, >>171's rival group "big pandas matter" stood in a big line and puffed up their fur

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 20:54

Surprising no one, >>172's Pandanistas blew off trying to cross the border AGAIN.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 21:04

>>173 is actually a double agent for pandanistas.org, the python library for pandas by pandas

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 21:16

>>174 successfully infiltrated the Pandarados, and then took control after a bloody duel with their head pancho.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 21:35

>>175 assassinates rivals by blowing huge loads of cocaine in their faces with a contextually unsuspicious bamboo stick

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 00:00

>>176 wonders how all these fucking pandas got to Mexico in the first place. >>176 is also a panda, but sensibly resides in China.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 02:07

>>177 sailed the ocean blue in the year 1492. Why? Naturally, in search of bamboo.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 09:23

>>178 taped a carrot to their nose and pretended to be a penguin, but they weren't fooling anyone.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 10:34

>>179 thinks putting flowers in their fur disguises them as a bee, everyone just plays along becase it looks cute
(Captcha: gay)

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 17:51

>>180 is an extremely sexy panda.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 12:12

>>181 knows the secret of Panda Natural Licorice

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 19:43

>>182 is a four dimensional hyperpanda.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 21:27

>>183 is a pretty panda pooping gently

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 21:52

>>184 is an ugly panda pooping violently.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 20:06

>>185 Wears a pandana to avoid inhaling corona-chan.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 20:15

>>186 is a panda, unlike me.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 00:34

>>187 is a panda, though he vociferously denies it.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 02:24

>>188 is a panda, projecting his very own denial onto others.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 11:28

>>189 projects giant images of himself onto skyscrapers and uses microphones he hid around the city to get peoples opinions on if he's a panda or not

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 13:00

>>190 is actually a grizzly bear in black and white greasepaint, but don't you dare mis-species him or you'll never hear the end of it.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 15:47

>>191 is a pathetic snivelling unlovable wretch, and I'm not just saying that because he's a panda.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 20:40

>>192 snivels panda snivel into jars to sell to herbalists

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 21:56

It's time to face the truth, >>193. You can't keep hiding from the fact that you're a panda forever.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 22:27

>>194 weighs the same as a panda

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 01:13

>>195 looks a hell of a lot like a panda.

197 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-9821 03:39

>>196 is a psychic panda

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 09:22

>>197 is a panda mistakenly trapped in Ash's pokeball

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 10:20

>>198 is the secret forbidden panda, who must never be named.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 20:20

>>199 is Senator John McPanda, who was whacked for treason.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 08:36

>>200 may be somewhat of a panda at times, but we love them anyway.

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 08:48

>>201 is a front- and all-wheel drive, five passenger city car manufactured and marketed by Fiat, now in its third generation.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 09:13

>>202 is Andy, the handy manly panda handyman with a plan.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 14:34

>>203 is a dandy pandy sippin on brandy and eatin candy with ghandy, proudly pounding pretty panda puss is his modus operandy

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 09:15

Wow, it sure smells like panda in here! I think it's coming from >>204...

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 18:05

What >>205 won't tell you is >>204 is his mother and he needs the bacteria from her poop to digest bamboo.

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