>>100 is by nature a solitary person, for most of his time is spent avoiding direct contact with others of his own kind. But at crucial stages in >>100's life, he, just like all solitary mammals, is forced to spend time with others. In spring >>100 must seek out a female in order to mate. And in autumn the female gives birth to a single cub which will be her constant companion for the next 18 months or more.
>>100 generally avoids contacting others of his kind in the wild. In their dense habitat their coats help make them conspicuous to each other, preventing them from surprising themselves by approaching too close to each other.
>>100 signifies aggression by lowering his head and staring at his opponents. To signal submissiveness, >>100 will put his head between his front legs, often hiding his eye-patches with his paws. Interestingly, this position is adopted by his partners during mating season, and also by >>100 when being harassed by humans - particularly vets with anaesthetic darts. At close range, >>100 signifies aggression by swiping a paw, or by letting out a low-pitched growl or bark that will send opponents scampering up the nearest tree.
>>102 wishes he could invert the colors of his fur, like a panda superhero.
>>104 had no sexual outlet until discovering erotic roleplay in World of Warcraft on the momentous day of September 25, 2012.
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>>107 lived a normal life with their fellow humans until one day they crossed the edge of a bamboo forest in northern china and found a whole society of pandas. While distracted by some advanced panda technology they where spotted by a panda and soon took a dart to the neck. When they awoke they were back with their family in the forest, but no-one believed his tale about panda world except for a plucky young boy named bamboo gargler the panda.
>>109 can't help but to remain a panda after the wizard cursed him
>>110 calls others pandas because they are insecure about being a panda
>>115 has forty white teeth, a bumpy black nose, and is covered in fur from his head to his toes
>>121 is, infamously, not known as "the panda-fucking bastard"
There are 1120 pandas on this website and >>122 STILL can't get laid
>>123 looks like a panda, smells like a panda. Might be a panda
>>128 is a robotic lifeform cunningly constructed to be externally indistinguishable from a panda. Or maybe just a panda, I haven't checked.
>>132 carried out malicious destruction of property on a hut made of bamboo by systematically dismantling and eating it.
>>133 stopped ransacking the village because he was given hope that his forest would grow back
>>134 heroically carried his children out of their burning house. Like his children, he is a panda.
>>135's children are humans, but they are adoptive children, because she refuses to breed naturally, because she is a panda.
>>137 is embarrassed by his short panda tail and pinned on a longer one, but it keeps coming off.
>>138, on the other hand, is immensely proud of his stubby little panda tail.
The previous poster is a panda. I'm not sure why he's so upset about it. It isn't like he's a panda or anything. It's just a panda.
I think that the first thing to notice is that he's not saying that he wants to kill the panda. He's saying that he wants to eat it. I think that's important for the first part of the poster. He's saying that he wants to eat a panda.
The second thing to notice is the word "panda." That's the word that's used in the original poster. In the original poster, he says, "I want to eat the panda." He's not saying, "I want to eat a panda." He's saying, "I want to eat a panda." But he's not saying, "I want to eat a panda and kill it."
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>>140 is a neural network closely trained on the behavioural traits of pandas. In fact, they have recently made news headlines as the very first "Strong AP (Artificial Panda) System".
>>142's mighty teeth can penetrate any armour, so long as it's made of bamboo
>>143 is a panda who needs to come to terms with his past and move on already.
Microbes in >>144's waste are being investigated for their use in creating biofuels
>>147's human friends didn't used to know whether to let him say nigga, but it turned out he was saying nigger the whole time anyway
>>148 is referred to in Latin American countries as a "mulatto."
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Panda bakes. Panda shakes. Panda manda Amanda. >>151 is a panda.
>>153 doesn't know any words, but will stare at you if you so much as whisper "bamboo"
>>158 is a panda who offers political forcasts on the news, that's right, he's a pandit
>>165 Is in a meme about what didn't happen in Tienanmen square in 1989.
>>166 now orbits the sun in a capsule launched early in the Chinese space program.
>>167 has, as an ancestral inheritance, an unrewarding diet of shoots and leaves despite ursine teeth and the ability to digest meat.
>>169 did all the modelling for their start up fashion line, sexy panda apparel
In a startling show of force, >>171's rival group "big pandas matter" stood in a big line and puffed up their fur
Surprising no one, >>172's Pandanistas blew off trying to cross the border AGAIN.
>>173 is actually a double agent for pandanistas.org, the python library for pandas by pandas
>>174 successfully infiltrated the Pandarados, and then took control after a bloody duel with their head pancho.
>>175 assassinates rivals by blowing huge loads of cocaine in their faces with a contextually unsuspicious bamboo stick
>>177 sailed the ocean blue in the year 1492. Why? Naturally, in search of bamboo.
>>178 taped a carrot to their nose and pretended to be a penguin, but they weren't fooling anyone.
>>179 thinks putting flowers in their fur disguises them as a bee, everyone just plays along becase it looks cute
(Captcha: gay)
>>189 projects giant images of himself onto skyscrapers and uses microphones he hid around the city to get peoples opinions on if he's a panda or not
>>191 is a pathetic snivelling unlovable wretch, and I'm not just saying that because he's a panda.