>>128 is a robotic lifeform cunningly constructed to be externally indistinguishable from a panda. Or maybe just a panda, I haven't checked.
>>132 carried out malicious destruction of property on a hut made of bamboo by systematically dismantling and eating it.
>>133 stopped ransacking the village because he was given hope that his forest would grow back
>>134 heroically carried his children out of their burning house. Like his children, he is a panda.
>>135's children are humans, but they are adoptive children, because she refuses to breed naturally, because she is a panda.
>>137 is embarrassed by his short panda tail and pinned on a longer one, but it keeps coming off.
>>138, on the other hand, is immensely proud of his stubby little panda tail.
The previous poster is a panda. I'm not sure why he's so upset about it. It isn't like he's a panda or anything. It's just a panda.
I think that the first thing to notice is that he's not saying that he wants to kill the panda. He's saying that he wants to eat it. I think that's important for the first part of the poster. He's saying that he wants to eat a panda.
The second thing to notice is the word "panda." That's the word that's used in the original poster. In the original poster, he says, "I want to eat the panda." He's not saying, "I want to eat a panda." He's saying, "I want to eat a panda." But he's not saying, "I want to eat a panda and kill it."
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>>140 is a neural network closely trained on the behavioural traits of pandas. In fact, they have recently made news headlines as the very first "Strong AP (Artificial Panda) System".
>>142's mighty teeth can penetrate any armour, so long as it's made of bamboo
>>143 is a panda who needs to come to terms with his past and move on already.
Microbes in >>144's waste are being investigated for their use in creating biofuels
>>147's human friends didn't used to know whether to let him say nigga, but it turned out he was saying nigger the whole time anyway
>>148 is referred to in Latin American countries as a "mulatto."
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Panda bakes. Panda shakes. Panda manda Amanda. >>151 is a panda.
>>153 doesn't know any words, but will stare at you if you so much as whisper "bamboo"
>>158 is a panda who offers political forcasts on the news, that's right, he's a pandit
>>165 Is in a meme about what didn't happen in Tienanmen square in 1989.
>>166 now orbits the sun in a capsule launched early in the Chinese space program.
>>167 has, as an ancestral inheritance, an unrewarding diet of shoots and leaves despite ursine teeth and the ability to digest meat.
>>169 did all the modelling for their start up fashion line, sexy panda apparel
In a startling show of force, >>171's rival group "big pandas matter" stood in a big line and puffed up their fur
Surprising no one, >>172's Pandanistas blew off trying to cross the border AGAIN.
>>173 is actually a double agent for pandanistas.org, the python library for pandas by pandas
>>174 successfully infiltrated the Pandarados, and then took control after a bloody duel with their head pancho.
>>175 assassinates rivals by blowing huge loads of cocaine in their faces with a contextually unsuspicious bamboo stick
>>177 sailed the ocean blue in the year 1492. Why? Naturally, in search of bamboo.
>>178 taped a carrot to their nose and pretended to be a penguin, but they weren't fooling anyone.
>>179 thinks putting flowers in their fur disguises them as a bee, everyone just plays along becase it looks cute
(Captcha: gay)
>>189 projects giant images of himself onto skyscrapers and uses microphones he hid around the city to get peoples opinions on if he's a panda or not
>>191 is a pathetic snivelling unlovable wretch, and I'm not just saying that because he's a panda.
It's time to face the truth, >>193. You can't keep hiding from the fact that you're a panda forever.
>>200 may be somewhat of a panda at times, but we love them anyway.
>>201 is a front- and all-wheel drive, five passenger city car manufactured and marketed by Fiat, now in its third generation.
>>203 is a dandy pandy sippin on brandy and eatin candy with ghandy, proudly pounding pretty panda puss is his modus operandy
Wow, it sure smells like panda in here! I think it's coming from >>204...
>>207 snitched on the panda next door to the Geheime Pandapolizei, and another at his workplace, so they'd not take him away this time.
>>208 is a spooky undead panda, returned from beyond the grave!
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image bears where shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from bearkind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to bear,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever pair.
A beast they wrought, with dog and salamander,
Filled it with vice and called >>209 a panda.
>>215 attempted to clone themselves, but the cloning machine malfunctioned and did not stop after the first clone, causing an uncontrollable pandamic.
>>217 is a twin but would have been abandoned by its mother if not for zookeepers playing switcheroo rather frequently
>>218 bumped this thread specifically because he wanted someone to reaffirm his pandahood.
>>219 went from endangered to vulnerable in the time this thread has existed without ever giving a shit (despite shitting up to forty times a day due to a herbivorous bulking diet) or lifting a finger in his own salvation (despite having a pseudo-thumb).
>>222 wants to be the cute panda girl, but is just an average panda.