[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:33


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"OVER 9000" MEMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD.

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 05:02

>>400 in the manner of esteemed Italian engineer Arthur Fonzarelli, ayyyyy

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 09:37

2011-2012 was peak laptop. They will never be as good, ever again

Sent from my iPad

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 23:44

I should have read the textbook a long time ago, much easier to understand than the prof

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 04:09

Hello I'm here because I remember that /prog/ stayed here for a while after progriders went down could you please tell me where they're posting now if possible thank you

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 04:34

>>404
goatfinfer.ga

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 05:42

we're going to make it!

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 11:11

why am I arguing on the internet
it's like it's 2009 and I'm dumb again

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 12:33

>>407 A good thing to remember when any debate begins online.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 21:25

>>408
You're wrong and I hate you!!

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 21:43

>>409
You are a big fat butt and I want you to shut up!

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 02:38

just dooooo eeeeet

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 04:18

transmission what are you doing
I have the files right here, I know they're the right files because I just got them directly from the original source five minutes ago, how can you not see them COME ON THEY ARE RIGHT THERE RECOGNIZE THEM AND START SEEDING ALREADY
all I want to do is revive a couple of dead torrents and this is the kind of treatment I get, what's a DQN gotta do these days for a little good karma

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 09:52

Jordan Pee 🅱️eterson

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 15:14

Kermit the 🅱️rog

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 15:16

>>412 Check your filenames. Check your download directory. Ensure that they are actually the same files. Choose the option to verify local files, then start it.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 20:18

>>415
did all that, it worked for some other stuff just before. usually transmission picks it up right away if it's in the directory, in this case it didn't, and tried to overwrite one of the files with the 400kb of data that is out there. best I can figure is they repacked it sometime in the last 5 years or so and now the hashes don't match, and since they're monolithic rars instead of individual files any change nukes the whole thing. I guess I could just create fresh torrents with the new files though.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8960 16:35

My animu collection/stockpile continues to grow. I now have about twice as much unwatched as watched. My rate of consumption does not justify this.

At least hard drives are cheap and small.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 03:31

>>413
>>414

i remember why i dont visit dqn anymore

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 04:40

。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。 I regret to inform you that Prof. Hawking will not be attending this matsuri.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 05:34

>>418
yet here we are

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 08:49

>>418 Have a bit of self-respect and capitalise the "I" when you talk about yourself

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8962 08:53

nouns are adjectives when we use them to describe what something is made of

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 08:41

IT'S

BEEN

someBODY

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 13:25

What's the word again, for when redundant aspects of physical things are kept in digital versions, for a nicer user experience or familiarity or something? Things like, using wooden-style interfaces for software synths, or digital calendars using pages for months, or using an animated page-turning interface for .pdfs.

I'm sure I learned the word here a while ago but I've forgotten.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 15:19

why is a french guy teaching english to a japanese girl

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 17:53

>>424
“Skeuomorphism”

>>422
Less commonly, adjectives are nouns when the thing they describe is implicit, like environmental conditions (“the cold”). Verbs can also be nouns to refer to the act of performing that action (though “a walk”, not “walking”).

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 18:14

stop posting you fucks we're gonna hit 900 too early

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 20:09

>>426
"Gerund"

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 20:57

>>427 no I wanna post then I post you shut up

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 21:00

>>426
I was just thinking the other day how British it is to "have a <verb>", where essentially any intransitive verb is acceptable versus a more limited subset in many other places.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 05:09

>>430 I don't think that's especially British, we use it in America too. Have a drink, have a smoke, have a nap. To me the bigger British English vs American English difference is the tendency to use 'have' vs 'do' as an auxiliary verb. Eg "I haven't got any"(quintessential UK) vs "I don't have any"(quintessential US).

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 07:23

Dear $POO_FACE,

You seem to be confused about what communication is appropriate in our relationship.

If it's important, by all means ping me. If it isn't important, I invite you to bugger the whole nine yards off.

For reference, your current count of important messages is as follows: 0

With utmost respect,
$DQN

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 08:01

Also the way "have a <verb>" is used is similar to the diminutive form from some other languages, adding a bit of cheekiness and the implication that the verb in question will be finished quickly and not have too much effort put into it.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 16:15

>>428
That's why I said the whole

>though “a walk”, not “walking”

thing, to distinguish the concept I was mentioning from gerunds.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 17:16

>>434
So like, a verbal noun?

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 19:03

I never really noticed it said "Jimmy The Ass Carter" on this old sticker that came with the house.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 20:16

>>426 And a skeuomorph, thanks!

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 12:46

>>436
Your house came with a sticker? Lucky...

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 19:36

What kind of house even comes with a sticker?

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8969 07:31

>>439
a cool one

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8969 18:26

>>439
A webcomic melodrama popular on tumpler

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 01:07

Dr. House uses walking stick

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 14:50

So do I.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 14:58

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
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445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 16:21

>>443 Are you some kind of stick connoisseur?

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 16:31

>>445
Nope, just have an ankle I've sprained one time too many.

As sticks go, I prefer the hook style wooden ones to those pansy ass aluminum ones with their rubber coated handles for whiny babies.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 17:02

>>446 For my birthday one year my granny gave me a walking stick, and the knob screws off to reveal a long glass tube full of whisky with two tiny little metal cups.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 09:25

Now I wonder if there's one that does double duty as a hidden hooch vessel and a firearm.

449 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8972 07:54

Sister Act 3: Tiny Disk Invasion

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 11:06

I f you sign, up, you can make up to a brillion Dolores. tP:::www. reggae reggau sauce.com/6

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 22:37

Ah, little sweet Dolores...

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 16:26

Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 21:33

there'll be bums

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8975 04:00

Afrika Bambaataa - Looking For The Perfect Beat

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8979 03:24

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8979 08:23

im gay

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8979 08:23

me too, wanna be gay together

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8979 08:24

sure, why not whips out vagina

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8979 14:16

I'm not.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8979 14:56

If you sign up,
You can earn much money and travel for free.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 20:16

The day is always nearer than it was before

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 20:56

Running out of time as usual

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 21:31

Things that never happen to punctual gomez for 500

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 21:34

almost 22 posts per day needed if we're gonna make it

465 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8980 21:54

>>464
Oh we'll make it.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 22:08

The posts/day isn't a goal... it's a restraint. [Musical sting]

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 22:23

If you post,
You can get get much DNQ coins and a nice post number for free
https://bit.ly/2H4exGa

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 02:53

> So there were many knights that made there a vow that and ever they met with Morgan le Fay, that they would show her short courtesy.

Wow, that's pretty harsh, considering like this is a book where the heroes straight up behead most of the people who fuck with 'em.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 04:58

Post again

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 05:31

and again

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 06:08

#Labor Union
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472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 06:08

modifier = {

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}
modifier = {
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}

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 06:08

}

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factor = 0.1
}
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}
labourers = {
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factor = 0.1
}
consciousness = 3
}
craftsmen = {
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value = socialist
factor = 0.1
}
consciousness = 3
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}
}

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name = "EVTOPTB17500"
artisans = {
reduce_pop = 0.95
militancy = 3
}
clerks = {
reduce_pop = 0.95
militancy = 3
}
labourers = {
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}
craftsmen = {
reduce_pop = 0.95
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}
}

}

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 08:52

sageru spirit!

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 10:42

I need to share this, and this thread seems the best place to. I've never had a waifu, I could just not connect. My standards for both 2D and 3D are tremendously high.
Recently we've been having a surge in cross dressing threads, and I really got into it. Long story short, I have found that I am my own waifu. I will create a nice dinner for myself, think of something to play on my piano, and masturbate the night away.
I'm already so excited, this must be how many of you have felt around your special someone for all this time.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 15:25

>>475
congrat

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8981 22:18

Aristotle mayo

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 01:26

'!? ""

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 01:27

Punctuation Gomez

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 02:13

Precise Gomez would never make that mistake.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 03:12

Cleaning up all the boolean errors after carving accurate panel lines into a frozen sub-d model is a pain in the ass.

I hate hate hate doing real-world stuff for a high functioning autistic audience.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 06:33

I also am in this thread.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 19:10

Bob Morris asked, almost conversationally, "what are the arguments to ld?" Someone told him. We continued typing for the next minute, as a thought began to percolate, not quite to the top of the brain-- in other words, not quite fast enough.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 22:50

feeling very old today

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 22:52

not even my DQN deadlines are ever going to come to a closure

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 23:10

>>484
You're going to be feeling a lot older in about 8 days, I bet.

487 Name: vc: thawttish : 1993-09-8982 23:35

>>486
TMBG_Older.mp3

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 00:36

this banana flavoured milk is puke

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 07:47

this puke flavored banana is milk

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 07:47

this milk flavored puke is banana

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 07:48

this puke milk is banana flavored

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 07:48

This quiche has bit the dust! It's an unquiche!

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 07:50

thank you for being kind to me even though i'm useless and i put it in without permission

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 09:00

The man checking me in nods to security, calling them off. “It’s fine, I understand,” he tells me generously.

“It’s just, everything seems so gay,” I admit.

Suddenly, a whole team of handsome young football players burst into the lobby, shouting and cheering as they slap each other on the ass with playful enthusiasm. They are all shirtless, with boyish smiles and an intoxicating, vibrant charm.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 09:02

“Hey,” I offer, “mind if I join you?”

“Not at all,” the man says.

I take a few steps closer and then, as my eyes adjust to the darkness, I freeze. The figure relaxing in the tub before me is not a man at all, but a swirling ethereal manifestation of my suffocating existential dread.

I should have known better than to go out walking this late in the evening, as my most oppressive moments of cosmic dread typically happen when I’m all alone in the middle of the night. This is the time that I’m usually thinking about my tiny place in the world, or what it will be like to die.

“Or whether or not you’re in a Chuck Tingle novel,” my existential dread interjects.

I nod.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 09:28

a

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 10:26

cosmic angst gomez

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 13:24

Bollocks to it all.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 13:26

It's so difficult to refrain from binging on carbs, I find.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 19:05

Reverse lame confession: Amazon probably thinks I bought this tin of Darjeeling tea because of the anime character but I really only bought it because it was an add-on item that cost just enough to make my order get free shipping.

The tea is pretty good, too.

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