[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:33


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"OVER 9000" MEMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD.

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 03:06

The days get longer and the nights are shorter

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 08:02

doing my part

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 08:28

give it up for day three!

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 16:11

that was a much longer nap than it shoud have been, but at least I'm less sleep-deprived now

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 19:45

c'mon, just gotta get this thing done so I can go play with my friends

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 19:49

we wont make it

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 20:06

I have resigned myself to it.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 21:16

We must carry on

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 21:22

>>308
Y'know, I was kinda hoping we'd carry TI or Maxim instead.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 03:19

April 21-22

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 14:41

we're all gonna make it brah

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 15:11

It hurts to breathe

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 21:29

It still amazes me that I can hotplug peripherals, after growing up with SCSI and ADB.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 02:32

have I mentioned how much I hate group projects? because yeahhhhh

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 03:30

>>313
You and me both. SCSI termination was a fucking black art.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 06:54

"coloring black people" feels like an odd statement

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 17:13

Li'l star, twinkle twinkle
Someday when we two are
On the stage of dreams extending our hands
Middle fingers standing up tall

In our boring world
Now we'll be together
Forevermore and for ever
Best of best friends,

Darling, darling, wow
Whoa
Poppy pappy day~

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 19:09

>>312
What BotW could have done, but didn't, was create a pattern of killing monsters and getting rewards: animals give you consumables, mooks give you consumables + disposable weapons, minibosses give you equippable items, bosses give you a piece of heart and story progression. Instead they introduced the second step and ditched the third. That's my thoughts on breathe.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 19:36

>>318 No, I have a chest infection. The past three days I've woken up and immediately coughed up a chunk of something like the Smarties mix they use to make McFlurries

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8944 20:29

I get what you're saying, you make good points, but no way am I changing architectures this late in the project, what with having to do three members' worth of technical work already. Leave me alone and you will get a working product. Meddle around and you might get a working product.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 02:45

that mini-rustle when people call something a manuscript but it's actually typed

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 05:11

More generally, a differential diagnostic procedure is a systematic diagnostic method used to identify the presence of a disease entity where multiple alternatives are possible. This method is essentially a process of elimination or at least a process of obtaining information that shrinks the "probabilities" of candidate conditions to negligible levels, by using evidence such as symptoms, patient history, and medical knowledge to adjust epistemic confidences in the mind of the diagnostician (or, for computerized or computer-assisted diagnosis, the software of the system).

Differential diagnosis can be regarded as implementing aspects of the hypothetico-deductive method, in the sense that the potential presence of candidate diseases or conditions can be viewed as hypotheses that physicians further determine as being true or false.

Common abbreviations of the term "differential diagnosis" include DDx, ddx, DD, D/Dx, ΔΔ, or ΔΔ𝛘.[citation needed]

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 20:53

Kick yourself in the shin. Go on, just a light tap will do. Now kick yourself in the other shin. Got it? Now do both at the same time. This is what we're trying to do here.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 23:51

The institution achieved, over the course of one or two decades, almost complete success. The problem which it was created to solve was almost entirely eradicated, appearing only in historical records and pathological examples in technical discussions.

The institution then, perhaps subconsciously realizing that its very survival depended on having a problem to solve, refused to take the final, trivial steps required to complete their task. Instead, they cautiously and carefully began to re-interpret their original mission in an open-ended way. They also sought to establish goodwill for themselves by advertising these new, completely unnecessary goals to younger audiences who were largely unfamiliar with the original, almost-solved problem.

Today, the institute yearly churns out reams of documentation, standards, and recommendations. The rest of the industry has largely given up following these documents because they solve no compelling issue, and do not solve the existing, serious problems brought about by earlier reams. Younger 'enthusiasts' on social media boast about how much money they've donated to fund future documents. Members of the committee eagerly discuss difficult solutions to easy problems nobody has.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 02:26

Less than two months left.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 06:24

ナニ!?

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 11:33

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/4YkHNc

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 15:00

There's no escaping the 9000th. Maybe, a thousand days or so ago, we could have avoided it. But not now.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 17:33

Hurry up!

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 17:38

>>328
There's one way. *hands >>328 a pistol*

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 18:07

Maybe if I sign up and earn $1,000,000 too, I could buy us some time.

332 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8946 18:57

Keep moving

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 19:03

333GET

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8946 21:08

I honestly wasn't trying to troll at all, but okay I guess

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 20:25

I just downloaded like 128mb more RAM, I can feel the difference already. Hope I don't get caught though.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 20:56

Don't call me bitch

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 21:25

Bitch

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8947 21:53

So >>328 gotted his pistol and blew up the September.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the superstructure
“I will post on the 9000th” said >>900 and he filled out the VC. >>328 pistoled at him and tried to blew him up. But then the thread has been closed and they were not able to post any longer.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 03:44

guitar worship

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 07:17

I was convinced the "FIRST BLOOD" sfx was from Halo, for some reason. I could hear it in the guy's voice and everything.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 15:23

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 15:50

GO GO GO GO

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 16:23

11 posts per day for 50 days. A gruelling ordeal that only the hardiest of the DQNs will survive.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 16:49

"NO, I MUST POST ON THE 9000TH" said dokyuun.

345 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8948 17:38

I kinda wish the posting rate was much lower so the gomez gang would have to bail us out again at the 11th hour like last time.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8948 20:13

>>345
I'll bet you $9000 they will anyway.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 00:06

Tony Hawk reminded me of you >>900-kun, how are you doing these days?

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 01:01

just looking at all the stuff out there and thinking to myself, that really is a lot of stuff

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 02:45

premature gomez

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 05:44

I wonder what Tony Hawk does these days. Is the skating fad over by now?

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 08:09

If you post,
You can earn $9,000 too.
http://4-ch.net/dqn

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 14:29

FIFTY DAYS!! FIFTY DAYS!! IT IS TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS!!

DAY 9000 IS COMING! DAY 9000 IS ALMOST HERE!! AND CROSS THE LINE THE EXODUS WILL BE UPON US!!

FIFTY DAYS!! FIFTY DAYS!! IT IS TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS!!

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 14:35

>>348
My, Earth really is full of things.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 21:03

stop it, you butt.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 21:04

are there furry stand up comedians?

captcha: yaff

note: I don't really want to know, so post about something else instead please thanks in advance

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 23:16

>>354
Bitch who said it was yours??

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 02:28

>>357
Learn to comma, you commie!

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 08:56

Commanism

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 13:35

Will Aniki rise again on day 9000?

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 15:16

Rest in peace, sweet Aniki

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 17:26

>>356
I couldn't find any.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 22:30

don't know why I bothered, but I'm glad I did

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 17:20

ten posts a g'day

365 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8952 17:54

Governed by the laws of nature

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 18:12

Initial D Best Natural Selection

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 18:26

fuck russia

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 18:46

the sky is so blue and beautiful, why is it still like 8 degrees outside

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 20:15

Chokehold

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 03:04

>>369
it's so cold because there's no clouds to trap the heat in, usually it's colder on days when there are no clouds in the sky

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 08:56

fuck usa

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 14:14

The cold must cease, it is damned spring-September.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 16:56

>>371
leave Tewi out of this

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 17:03

useless bunnies only good for cuddling

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 18:35

Dojin depictions of Reisen tend to be pretty hawt.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8954 20:06

>>370
Those bastard clouds, oppressing the infrared like that. Let My Kinetic Energy Go!

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 11:20

watch this space

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 11:46

walk this way

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 12:48

I am feeling fat and sassy

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 13:45

repent sinners

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 14:44

I remember me and my cousin stumbled across Rejected one night and when he was old enough for it he got a tattoo of it. I guess he really liked that short.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 15:36

the more you stare into the light the better it is

383 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8955 17:31

Mary Ellen needs a ride. We're going by her place.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 18:57

>>381
Having a spoon that's too big is more relatable than it might seem at first.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 20:05

Is he a banana?

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 21:25

pulling the threads of fate

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 22:06

the bathroom is full, guess I might as well take out the recycling while I wait

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 22:10

>>384
How relatable is this: wanting a spoon, but being forced to choose between washing a big spoon or using a little spoon?

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 23:52

>>388
painfully

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 02:10

Do you ever butter your toast with a fork rather than clean a knife?

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 03:05

I just rub the entire stick over the toast

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 03:19

I butter the pan by unwrapping one end of the stick and using it like a crayon.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 11:05

i just take a bite of bread and chase it with a sip of molten butter

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 14:07

it's spooky when dogs have nightmares

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 14:15

it's spooky when dogs have nightmares

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 17:12

it's spooky when I accidentally double post and don't remember it

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 17:46

A choir sings from a score inscribed on a pair of buttocks,[43] part of a group that has been described as the "Musicians' Hell".[47]

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 20:49

Who gets their butter in a stick? It's more like a brick

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 00:21

I successfully applied percussive maintenance to reseat my 2012 MBP's internal battery. Eat your heart out, iFixit!

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 03:45

>>399 so you smacked it back into place?
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