sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night
whups I meant to sage
>>650-651
I found it on some pet forum when I was mildly concerned about having somehow gotten some small pieces of butter wrapper mixed in with my flapjacks, then eating them anyway. (I'm a hypochondriac, but not enough of one to not eat pancakes that might kill me when I already put the syrup on.)
No one else on the forum was RPing their dogs though.
Also I'm not bleeding from the ass yet so I guess butter wrappers are harmless.
>>653
It's just wax paper. Your body pays about as much attention to it as the outer lining of a corn kernel.
Australians treat the role of Prime Minister as our local version of Doctor Who. Every couple of years we crowd around the telly to see who they change into.
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( ・ω・) The show has been derailed, Obama is gone, and there's nothing I can do.
@pontifex Get off your phone. We paid €32m for this trip, get up and do a dance or something.
oh god why are there turtle boobs
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Some people have wiped with pine cones though?
We had a lady ask if her friend could donate a serious amount of clothes. Turned out her friend lost his wife 4 years ago and had only just felt ready to let go. Whilst we were going through the donation, lots of the clothes still had tags on. Heartbreaking to think she just never had the chance to wear them and that some of the worn items where things he’d picture his wife in after she’d gone
Edit: oh and underwear, we get lots of dirty underwear in
I really want my own craft beer to take off. It's called Another Fucking IPA. Our idea was to specifically tailor our brewing process to minimize all flavors except hops.
I've said it before but Toshiro Mifune is so bad ass he can be wearing silk socks and flip flops and still make Clint Eastwood look like a pussy.
Function: save-lisp-and-die
If I wanted to see Michael Fassbender's finely chiseled ass, I would just watch it again on the Blu-Ray I already own.
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, | always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that l have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. l have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder.
Im 12 and what is this
conversations like this should stay in youtube comments.
Yeah but who's going to finance that lifestyle?
"you should've asked for your life instead of waluigi" Sakurai says before filling me with bullets
I got my xbox live gamerscore tattooed on my cock to prove you wrong
14/88 simplifies to 7/44. july 1944 is when they tried to assassinate hitler. so 14/88 is an allied dogwhistle
Point of this story is fuck anyone that thinks this is a good idea if it ever happens I will walk into their office, drink 2 glasses of milk, and shit all over their floor to prove my point.
>>677
Interesting. By the same token, we discover that white supremacist neo-Norse-pagans are a false flag group because they follow a religion which professes to believe in "Valkyries".
So in August I got very drunk after a night at the bars and blacked out and woke up with a jagged cut on my dick, right under the tip, kind of on the left side, (my left). I have no idea what happened, nor do my friends, I guess the two of us who were blacked promised the designated less drunk friend we were walking home and then went and did more shit for like an hour. I think maybe I put it through something with a sharp edge, like a window with a hole in it, or maybe I had it out and fell on it or against a wall or something, I dont fucking know but kms embarrassing and stupid and shiiittttyyyy, felt like such a jackass because I missed two days of work because of it, so fucking dumb. I got stitches on the underside of the tip of my penis. ugh, I hate typing that, I hate that that happened, the doctor has absolutely zero respect for you when you tell them this, because you DESERVE NONE. BUT I DIGRESS.
So I am currently under strict orders from the urologist not to engage in sexual activity with myself or others for 5 weeks. My first thought was PPPSSSHHHH try no sexual contact for 6 months honey, you dont know who you're talking to, I DONT get laid. The thought of the challenge not to masturbate didnt even really concern me, because I have never been all that frequent of a masturbateur, like once a day for some short periods in high school, but now that I am older like once a week, so I figured nbd.
OH MY GOD do I want to orgasm!!!
I have never experienced this before in my life, but I swear to god I have forgotten what my fully flaccid penis looks like. I know what people mean now when they say "thinking with his dick". I cannot go about my normal activities. My hormones are so fucked up I fall in love with any woman that comes within a 5 foot radius of me. I will be on the bus thinking "I wonder if she would be down to take a pottery class together for our 10th anniversary...". I opened pornhub the other night and just looked at the home screen for like 6 seconds and then just closed it. This is insanity.
As soon as I can masturbate without my frenulum splitting open nobody will see me for like 2 days straight.
FUCK
We live in a world w/ so many beautiful girls and you niggas wake up and say, “I want me a villain.” You chasin CORRUPT PUSSY. mind boggling
I really wanna branch out to Kotobukiyas stuff but it's so expensive
First they came for the anti-Semites, and I did not speak out because I was not an anti-Semite. Next they came for the racists. And I said thank fuck
Every single time you people decide to change software for no other reason than social justice, all normal programmers decide to be more racist, sexist, transphobic and whatever else pisses you off - for no other reason than just to spite you. We weren't using master/slave terminology before, but you can bet we'll be using it now - every single chance we get.
And we'll be thinking of it. You know, it. The reason why you think it's offensive. And I just want you to know - we weren't thinking of it before... but we are now. Only because of you.
You can claim that such measures hurt everyone, or that it's counterproductive, or that it even hurts our own careers. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Any price will be paid, social justice will fail, and if you don't drop it immediately, you will fail with it.
A great tribute to a much missed information service.
i live in BC and i show up to vote for everything. Call me a redneck again i dont mind i was having fires and feeding seals fish off the peir at ambleside before you were even in your daddy's balls. Ive been on drilling rigs and inside frac towers while you were learning how to be a barista. Ive had a job since i was 14 years old building houses, landscaping, stocking grocery shelves, live entertainment. and ive got my BSc and a Red Seal in one of the most exclusive trades in Canada. But i guess all of that was "unearned" and my screen name is somehow doing exactly what i intended it to. Have a good day snowflakes. YVRJon... why? You work at the airport or something bitch? Thats where you belong handling my bag and serving me wine and tapas begging me for tips. You guys know whats going to be funny? When J50 dies and not because of climate change or any shit you want to say about Albertans... itll be YOU. But i look forward to the salt and the scapegoats you throw up to make yourselves feel good... ill be over here pulling oil and gas out of the ground eating a thicc peice of ribeye, poaching sockeye and moose, and fuuuuuuckin winning.
Therefore we cry: Hear us, O Mathematicians of the World! Let us not wait any longer! We can make many formulas clearer by adopting a new notation now! Let us agree to write 'm ⊥ n', and to say "m is prime to n," if m and n are relatively prime.
since when has knowing jack fucking shit about dick stopped anyone from having an extremely loud opinion about it? I thought this was america!
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Linus has gone full tumblr reddit SJW basedboy libtard bugman cuck
he was always a SJW, except instead of getting triggered by the patriarchy he was getting triggered by some freetard shit
Fuck! Linux is now cucked and castrated. How will we ever recover?
He apologizes for his autism, despite the fact he'll always be as autistic as ever. What a pointless expression of nothing.
Next up: Linus suggests to the Linux Foundation to route money to outreach programs for n****rs and tra**ies
Everything in tech is so cucked and SJW nowadays. What do we do now?
Yep, we're fucked. It's done. Over. Literal blue hair tra**y shit has made its way into Linux.
>>693-710
cringe
how are you lot not dying of shame from making such shitty posts
>>714 I'm not that interested in social justice, but people who get angry about "SJWs" are pretty funny as well...
Faked her own death. Faked a terminal illness. Faked a miscarriage. Faked a suicide. Stole over 5 grand from me. Gave me a vd, made it my fault. The list goes on. It's my fault for believing any of it. But she hunted me down like easy prey when I was easy prey. I hope you really are dead Andria. Fuck you.
Like, the completely dissociated "I'm calling you a cuck, for no reason" thing is sort of funny. But it's massively unfunny when they try to explain it, or extrapolate a logic path like "You let someone cut in line in front of you, you're a cuck".
It just weird that people try to get into the nitty gritty of what cuckolding is and isn't. It's already a weird enough fetish without having some 15 year old playing grand theft auto say they "cucked me" because they shot my car with a rocket launcher. Who's the bull in that situation? The rocket? Is the car my wife?
I just don't know anymore, man.
spy
I used to care about stuff like this until I got a hobby. Now I have 48 vapes and have tried more ejuice flavors than I can count. My advice to OP and the tard he's arguing with is: pick up the vape.
>>726 sort of like how calling people faggots is kind of funny, but the long, overly detailed arguments over why <thing> is or isn't gay are super unfunny.
i just want to be able to pay a single low price on a product with huge development costs and no guarantee of success in a hugely competitive market and then enjoy free updated content and regular maintenance for at least five years
is that too much to ask
Money is power
Power is work / time
Therefore time is work / time
Time cancels with itself, and all that's left is work.
Girl you look just like the girl I showed you and said you look like!!
"Africa" by Toto is popular again
Star Wars has new movies coming out
Russia is effectively meddling in global affairs
The United States elected a tv personality to POTUS and he cut taxes on the rich
It is the 80s again.
I get really gay when I drink. I don't drink as much anymore. It's like no matter what I do when I drink, I always end up on grindr and a date for anonymous sex in a park bathroom.
Just somebody with no idea what’s going on getting offended by someone else that also has no idea what’s going on. Welcome to 2018...
Bakayaro,
Konoyaro,
Wassup, wassup
Waz gud mah negro
It's not racist if it rhymes. :^)
You can't go wrong with big titty goth mostergirl waifu. Plus she comes in two flavours: vanilla blonde or choco redhead.
proud texas tradition of unfocused anger meets the proud texas tradition of being shirtless and armed.
I'm afraid of giving up on everything new I try. I'm afraid I might end up a "jack of all trades, master of none" until I die.
One day you nerds will realize that the uncensored art looks worse than the mosaiced art 99% of the time since there's zero need to actually give a fuck about what's underneath the mosaics
if you can't fap to cg's with mosaics btw you are a fake casual niwaka poseur and should unironically just stop engaging with otaku culture and go back to normie shit
>>742
Actually... I'm always disappointed when I find the uncensored version of a lewd. I agree.
The united kingdom is a very nice place to spend your vacation. But united kingdom has strict policies. The use and abuse of illegal drugs in the UK widespread a growing problem. The effects of such use manifest themselves in undescriable imoacts on individuals,families,communites and the country as a whole.So basically whats going on is that smoking in united kingdom is not a very good thing to do one thing you do is that never ever ever ever is that smoking in united kingdom is that you'll die for doing anything thats not even right though so never do anything thats not even right.
Liu Bei loved to play football with his son...
wishing I was part of some long-standing family empire. just us and our greed vs the world, maybe some inbreeding w/ the hot cousin, having a wikipedia page, conspiracy theories about us
There is solid evidence that she perceived no less than €10.000.000 in campaign donations through the use of this image alone, so she's very likely to be sued. In the words one of her numerous donors, Mario Cazzeti, "I supported her campaign because I thought she was a real anime girl, only to find out she was not" So there is also grounds for false advertisement. Take into account that impersonating an anime girl is also a misdemeanor in Italy. So she could be getting charged with theft identity.
If you are too tired after the birth to take the baby to a changing table or the floor, you're gonna want a layer of protection on your mattress. Soon as that diaper is off, baby will projectile poop. Sheets and walls can be washed, but mattresses can't be. Poopsplosions are real. Prepare yourself.
>>744
Most of my village smokes weed. Myself included.
It's so difficult to progress in this shithole.
I suspected it.I know it.
I will remember it. Or at least I will try.
Your religion is like your cock. I don't care what you do with it in the privacy of your own home, just keep it out of children's mouths.