sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night
Yeah but who's going to finance that lifestyle?
"you should've asked for your life instead of waluigi" Sakurai says before filling me with bullets
I got my xbox live gamerscore tattooed on my cock to prove you wrong
14/88 simplifies to 7/44. july 1944 is when they tried to assassinate hitler. so 14/88 is an allied dogwhistle
Point of this story is fuck anyone that thinks this is a good idea if it ever happens I will walk into their office, drink 2 glasses of milk, and shit all over their floor to prove my point.
>>677
Interesting. By the same token, we discover that white supremacist neo-Norse-pagans are a false flag group because they follow a religion which professes to believe in "Valkyries".
So in August I got very drunk after a night at the bars and blacked out and woke up with a jagged cut on my dick, right under the tip, kind of on the left side, (my left). I have no idea what happened, nor do my friends, I guess the two of us who were blacked promised the designated less drunk friend we were walking home and then went and did more shit for like an hour. I think maybe I put it through something with a sharp edge, like a window with a hole in it, or maybe I had it out and fell on it or against a wall or something, I dont fucking know but kms embarrassing and stupid and shiiittttyyyy, felt like such a jackass because I missed two days of work because of it, so fucking dumb. I got stitches on the underside of the tip of my penis. ugh, I hate typing that, I hate that that happened, the doctor has absolutely zero respect for you when you tell them this, because you DESERVE NONE. BUT I DIGRESS.
So I am currently under strict orders from the urologist not to engage in sexual activity with myself or others for 5 weeks. My first thought was PPPSSSHHHH try no sexual contact for 6 months honey, you dont know who you're talking to, I DONT get laid. The thought of the challenge not to masturbate didnt even really concern me, because I have never been all that frequent of a masturbateur, like once a day for some short periods in high school, but now that I am older like once a week, so I figured nbd.
OH MY GOD do I want to orgasm!!!
I have never experienced this before in my life, but I swear to god I have forgotten what my fully flaccid penis looks like. I know what people mean now when they say "thinking with his dick". I cannot go about my normal activities. My hormones are so fucked up I fall in love with any woman that comes within a 5 foot radius of me. I will be on the bus thinking "I wonder if she would be down to take a pottery class together for our 10th anniversary...". I opened pornhub the other night and just looked at the home screen for like 6 seconds and then just closed it. This is insanity.
As soon as I can masturbate without my frenulum splitting open nobody will see me for like 2 days straight.
FUCK
We live in a world w/ so many beautiful girls and you niggas wake up and say, gI want me a villain.h You chasin CORRUPT PUSSY. mind boggling
I really wanna branch out to Kotobukiyas stuff but it's so expensive
First they came for the anti-Semites, and I did not speak out because I was not an anti-Semite. Next they came for the racists. And I said thank fuck
Every single time you people decide to change software for no other reason than social justice, all normal programmers decide to be more racist, sexist, transphobic and whatever else pisses you off - for no other reason than just to spite you. We weren't using master/slave terminology before, but you can bet we'll be using it now - every single chance we get.
And we'll be thinking of it. You know, it. The reason why you think it's offensive. And I just want you to know - we weren't thinking of it before... but we are now. Only because of you.
You can claim that such measures hurt everyone, or that it's counterproductive, or that it even hurts our own careers. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Any price will be paid, social justice will fail, and if you don't drop it immediately, you will fail with it.
A great tribute to a much missed information service.
i live in BC and i show up to vote for everything. Call me a redneck again i dont mind i was having fires and feeding seals fish off the peir at ambleside before you were even in your daddy's balls. Ive been on drilling rigs and inside frac towers while you were learning how to be a barista. Ive had a job since i was 14 years old building houses, landscaping, stocking grocery shelves, live entertainment. and ive got my BSc and a Red Seal in one of the most exclusive trades in Canada. But i guess all of that was "unearned" and my screen name is somehow doing exactly what i intended it to. Have a good day snowflakes. YVRJon... why? You work at the airport or something bitch? Thats where you belong handling my bag and serving me wine and tapas begging me for tips. You guys know whats going to be funny? When J50 dies and not because of climate change or any shit you want to say about Albertans... itll be YOU. But i look forward to the salt and the scapegoats you throw up to make yourselves feel good... ill be over here pulling oil and gas out of the ground eating a thicc peice of ribeye, poaching sockeye and moose, and fuuuuuuckin winning.
Therefore we cry: Hear us, O Mathematicians of the World! Let us not wait any longer! We can make many formulas clearer by adopting a new notation now! Let us agree to write 'm Û n', and to say "m is prime to n," if m and n are relatively prime.
since when has knowing jack fucking shit about dick stopped anyone from having an extremely loud opinion about it? I thought this was america!
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Linus has gone full tumblr reddit SJW basedboy libtard bugman cuck
he was always a SJW, except instead of getting triggered by the patriarchy he was getting triggered by some freetard shit
Fuck! Linux is now cucked and castrated. How will we ever recover?
He apologizes for his autism, despite the fact he'll always be as autistic as ever. What a pointless expression of nothing.
Next up: Linus suggests to the Linux Foundation to route money to outreach programs for n****rs and tra**ies
Everything in tech is so cucked and SJW nowadays. What do we do now?
Yep, we're fucked. It's done. Over. Literal blue hair tra**y shit has made its way into Linux.
>>693-710
cringe
how are you lot not dying of shame from making such shitty posts
>>714 I'm not that interested in social justice, but people who get angry about "SJWs" are pretty funny as well...
Faked her own death. Faked a terminal illness. Faked a miscarriage. Faked a suicide. Stole over 5 grand from me. Gave me a vd, made it my fault. The list goes on. It's my fault for believing any of it. But she hunted me down like easy prey when I was easy prey. I hope you really are dead Andria. Fuck you.
Like, the completely dissociated "I'm calling you a cuck, for no reason" thing is sort of funny. But it's massively unfunny when they try to explain it, or extrapolate a logic path like "You let someone cut in line in front of you, you're a cuck".
It just weird that people try to get into the nitty gritty of what cuckolding is and isn't. It's already a weird enough fetish without having some 15 year old playing grand theft auto say they "cucked me" because they shot my car with a rocket launcher. Who's the bull in that situation? The rocket? Is the car my wife?
I just don't know anymore, man.
spy
I used to care about stuff like this until I got a hobby. Now I have 48 vapes and have tried more ejuice flavors than I can count. My advice to OP and the tard he's arguing with is: pick up the vape.
>>726 sort of like how calling people faggots is kind of funny, but the long, overly detailed arguments over why <thing> is or isn't gay are super unfunny.
i just want to be able to pay a single low price on a product with huge development costs and no guarantee of success in a hugely competitive market and then enjoy free updated content and regular maintenance for at least five years
is that too much to ask
Money is power
Power is work / time
Therefore time is work / time
Time cancels with itself, and all that's left is work.
Girl you look just like the girl I showed you and said you look like!!
"Africa" by Toto is popular again
Star Wars has new movies coming out
Russia is effectively meddling in global affairs
The United States elected a tv personality to POTUS and he cut taxes on the rich
It is the 80s again.
I get really gay when I drink. I don't drink as much anymore. It's like no matter what I do when I drink, I always end up on grindr and a date for anonymous sex in a park bathroom.
Just somebody with no idea whatfs going on getting offended by someone else that also has no idea whatfs going on. Welcome to 2018...
Bakayaro,
Konoyaro,
Wassup, wassup
Waz gud mah negro
It's not racist if it rhymes. :^)
You can't go wrong with big titty goth mostergirl waifu. Plus she comes in two flavours: vanilla blonde or choco redhead.
proud texas tradition of unfocused anger meets the proud texas tradition of being shirtless and armed.
I'm afraid of giving up on everything new I try. I'm afraid I might end up a "jack of all trades, master of none" until I die.
One day you nerds will realize that the uncensored art looks worse than the mosaiced art 99% of the time since there's zero need to actually give a fuck about what's underneath the mosaics
if you can't fap to cg's with mosaics btw you are a fake casual niwaka poseur and should unironically just stop engaging with otaku culture and go back to normie shit
>>742
Actually... I'm always disappointed when I find the uncensored version of a lewd. I agree.
The united kingdom is a very nice place to spend your vacation. But united kingdom has strict policies. The use and abuse of illegal drugs in the UK widespread a growing problem. The effects of such use manifest themselves in undescriable imoacts on individuals,families,communites and the country as a whole.So basically whats going on is that smoking in united kingdom is not a very good thing to do one thing you do is that never ever ever ever is that smoking in united kingdom is that you'll die for doing anything thats not even right though so never do anything thats not even right.
Liu Bei loved to play football with his son...
wishing I was part of some long-standing family empire. just us and our greed vs the world, maybe some inbreeding w/ the hot cousin, having a wikipedia page, conspiracy theories about us
There is solid evidence that she perceived no less than €10.000.000 in campaign donations through the use of this image alone, so she's very likely to be sued. In the words one of her numerous donors, Mario Cazzeti, "I supported her campaign because I thought she was a real anime girl, only to find out she was not" So there is also grounds for false advertisement. Take into account that impersonating an anime girl is also a misdemeanor in Italy. So she could be getting charged with theft identity.
If you are too tired after the birth to take the baby to a changing table or the floor, you're gonna want a layer of protection on your mattress. Soon as that diaper is off, baby will projectile poop. Sheets and walls can be washed, but mattresses can't be. Poopsplosions are real. Prepare yourself.
>>744
Most of my village smokes weed. Myself included.
It's so difficult to progress in this shithole.
I suspected it.I know it.
I will remember it. Or at least I will try.
Your religion is like your cock. I don't care what you do with it in the privacy of your own home, just keep it out of children's mouths.
Korea has this "nice hardware with retarded software" feature that might explain that extra level of bitterness, where the majority of stuff is logical but that 20% of completely illogical behaviors can make you lose your mind.
In China at the first toilet door you open you understand you've entered an abysmal cesspool where everyone behaves with no morale and no logic whatsoever in a race to the bottom.
God I want a cute japanese chick to quarter circle forward my ass
I'm having a 'take your clothes off' kinda shit and I might not survive
I'm sitting on the toilet rn with the worst constipation I've had in years. I must post this in case this is how I go.
EDIT 40min in: after so much pain and suffering Wave 2 ended with the most putrid, swampy champagne bottle that ever came out of my ass. Until today I was not aware of what kind of biological warfare the human body was capable of. My ass is like a volcano erupting with the most rancid lava known to man. It feels like all my sins are being cleansed out of my body.
[c] the huge country fellow [c] leapt forth from the underwood, exclaiming "That is not allowed, gentlemen! That is not allowed! Nobody is allowed to nut here; I must take your names to Sir John!"
IMPORTANT: Donft let this Serena Williams debacle trick you into caring about tennis.
CALL ME A RAPIST TO MY FACE YOU FAGGETY LITTLE BITCH. BET YOU WONT SNOWFLAKE PUSSY JUST KEEP ACTING ALOOF AND SUPERIOR UNTIL KAVANAUGH OUTLAWS YOUR GIRLFRIENDS 19 ABORTIONS AND YOU HAVE TO PASS LAWS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY...SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK MOTHERFUCKER!
ITS A CONSERVATIVE COURT BUDDY!!!!!!! MAGA MUST REALLY TRIGGER ALL YOU SKINNY JEAN HIPSTERS.....WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT PLAY IT COOL REPLY SAYING YOU WONT SAY IT TO MY FACE
if a fat little chinese kid sitting behind the counter playing on an ipad doesn't take my order i don't wanna eat there
I'm at a bar on the beach for vacation. Hanging out, drinking, talking with the ladies, getting shot down, drinking more, getting shot down more, rinse and repeat. Finally I hit it off with a fetching redhead. We go back to her place, and I'm going to town; cunnilingus, titwank, blowjob, the works. We get to the main event, and I'm going at it; working up a sweat like a whore in church.
Suddenly she tells me to stop. Rule number 2, right after no means no; stop means stop. I stop, withdraw, ask her whats up. She reaches over to a mini-fridge by the bed and pulls out a, I shit you not, goddamned egg. And shoves it right in her downstairs. No fanfare, no nothing, just swallowed the egg with her vagina like some weird taco filling. I'm drunk enough to be not too perturbed by this, but it does warrant a "wuh?" from me. She says she wants me to crank it and finish on her vagina, so I fertilize the egg and she'll push it back out.
Not my proudest fap, but there you have it.
The problem wasn't that the AI was gender neutral in its evaluations. The problem is that it truly was.
Yeah, you can imagine how it started. Male resumes would tend to show tougher college courses, especially in the electives. Fewer years off. More relevant side jobs. Better scores on application tests. Lots of little indications that would make it value male resumes over female in general without knowing what sex the individuals were.
Then it could have gone further. If it was doing machine-learning, it could have noticed that words like "John" and "Gerhardt" tended to show up more often on quality resumes, while words like "Lisa" and "Mary" tended to show up on weak ones, and words like "Shaniqua" and "Bethany" showed up on terrible ones. After a while it would have a database of names to average scores that it could use to supplement its other rules. That database would clearly reflect sex and race divisions, even though the AI never had any idea what sex and race are, and even if sex and race weren't entered on the resumes. It would become gender-biased because reality is.
There it is boys, my new career path.
1) Get hired at a hospital
2) Have friends constantly make unfounded allegations of inappropriate conduct against me
3) Never work, just be on permanent paid leave
Read about 10 chapters of the manga. I wouldn't say this is that similar to Berserk, that was a grimdark edge drama. This one dispenses with a coherent story and just focuses in on the fetish violence. Dark Souls and Berserk were cohesively grimdark but this has too much... levity to it? It's like deadpool if it had more rape in it.
in my world, pepe the frog is a dying meme who has been smeared as a nazi, so he goes on a journey of self-discovery and redemption. He meets many characters along the way, from shrek to nyan cat. in the end, pepe discovers that he is perfectly fine with people calling him a nazi, because it doesn't matter what they call him as long as he himself knows what, and who, he is. as a literary genius, I humbly ask for your opinion on my extremely imaginative and complex world.
People who read books and like to talk about books are pretty universally annoying. its a constant struggle to not be a douchebag really
You don't need a psychology degree to know why. The English men just picture the woman as Germany, and spank her. I mean come on, thirty years war, war of the quadruple alliance, both world wars; they have an affinity for spanking some German ass.
100 years from now, Americans will look at the signers of the Constitution and ask themselves "ay güey, quienes son esas gringoes"
somehow this thread became gayer than if people had just kept posting actual gay porn
Thinking about ditching Twatter. Some days it reminds me of the time I had to break up my two dogs when they were fighting over which of them was going to get to eat a cat turd.
I don't know if vat meat will be as delicious without the suffering. Like how chick fil A only makes a good chicken sandwich because it's coated in bigotry. Delicious bigotry.
I'm a pretty poor excuse for a human being. I'd make a much better mineral deposit or a cloud formation.
Bull shit only 90's kids remember, I'm from 2010's and I know these.