CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9648 10:43

There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9789 07:23

I like how one of the guys has a penis for a hand. Badass.

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9789 15:23

ugh, this hurts to look at. Especially the "I put on pounds of make-up and still look like I got kicked in the face by a horse" panel.

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9790 00:51

Drama in r/anime_titties: Chinese troops mutilated corpses of 20 Indian soldiers with gruesome nail-studded clubs after hand to hand slaughter

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9790 09:36

--------- Warning ---------

this is not for fascists / homophobes / coprophobes / normal people / brainwashed cunts / or anyone who is afraid of elements of nature being depicted in art in sexual / dreamlike / surreal / absurd or supposedly realistic ways.
If you de-contextualised any form of art or language for your own egoistic fear and agendas you are a fascist fuck and you are the reason the internet is no longer free for artistic expression.
Eat shit trendy fuckwit wanker snitches + haters +dumb cunts
get a fucking life you sad fucks

PEACE N LOVE

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9790 13:48

Tepoztecatl (Ome Tochtli) – ‘Two Rabbit’
Strange enough there is no first no bunny called Rabbit I or something. However there is a ‘Two Rabbit’, or in Aztec Ome Tochtli. Tepoztecatl, as he was actually named, was considered king of the Drunken Rabbits and God of Pulque. Where his mother is also connected to nourishment, Ome Tochtli is all about fertility and drunkenness, which makes one suspect that like today many babies in those days were conceived after the libido was raised by alcohol.

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9790 19:27

the son of Fu Manchu, the Chinese mastermind who has repeatedly attempted world conquest and had a thirst for blood. His mother was a white American woman genetically selected by his father.

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9790 21:27

https://twitter.com/child_sheep/status/1274343408576782337

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9790 22:52

Notradumbass and his Magic H8 Ball

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9791 00:09

Fukuzawa Yukichi

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9791 05:39

In the first month of 1128 an army of undead assaulted the valley, but it was defeated by a single word from an unidentified gaijin.

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9791 07:46

https://i.redd.it/r5x4m79nc6651.jpg

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9791 19:04

the abdominal protuberances and folds which are numerous at Coney Island beaches and so persuasive in arguments against nudism.

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9793 06:42

Trending in United States
#Sonic29th
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23.5K Tweets

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9795 00:03

Salieri remembered little from his childhood in later years except passions for sugar, reading, and music. He twice ran away from home without permission to hear his elder brother play violin concertos in neighboring churches on festival days (resulting in the loss of his beloved sugar)

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9795 03:41

https://www.scribd.com/embeds/466824972/content?start_page=1&view_mode=scroll&access_key=key-wMxT3AXK3NEPleS742o8

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9796 19:10

Covid is stored in the balls

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9796 20:20

Two Crude Dudes

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9797 03:57

Wild deer droppings in Nara Park have long been affectionately referred to as “black beans” because of their color and shape.

Famous movie star Sayuri Yoshinaga once sang about the “beans” in a song called “Nara no Kasugano.”

“But in the past few years, many of the droppings were diarrheal and watery,” observed Toshiharu Takaki, a 76-year-old Nara resident who has frequented the park for 40 years.

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9797 13:04

Your contact Ryan "gootecks" is celebrating a work anniversary. Connect to stay in touch.
Celebrating 10 years at Cross Counter TV

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9797 20:49

Polymorphing a crocodile corpse will yield a pair of non-cursed fireproof +0 low boots.

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9799 15:43

In “Treat Her Like A Prostitute,” Slick Rick advises his male listeners to regard their sexual relationships with women as purely transactional, warning that committing to any other approach may leave them emotionally or financially vulnerable. He offers three verses of anecdotal evidence to support his thesis.

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9799 18:00

Dope: "bro you NEED to listen to (popular music) this shit is FIRE"

Me, Genius: "sorry but I only listen to 'darkbitch' music where they put a bunch of plus-minus signs in the title, use V's instead of U's and the lyrics are about resisting psychic attacks from enemy lesbians"

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9799 18:06

some loon who likes to show me his genitals during breakfast

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9799 20:15

Shocking Lawsuit Alleges Hockey Players Were Forced to Bob for Apples in Urine

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9799 20:46

pityriasis rosea

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9800 06:30

Crowd erupts in cheers after prosecutor describes how Jane Doe 20 described to police that Joseph DeAngelo had a “small penis”

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9800 08:30

Throughout the 50-year history of D&D, some of the peoples in the game—orcs and drow being two of the prime examples—have been characterized as monstrous and evil, using descriptions that are painfully reminiscent of how real-world ethnic groups have been and continue to be denigrated.

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9800 17:13

>>252
deNIGRAted

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9800 23:12

Etymology
From Latin dēnigrātus, the past participle of dēnigrāre (“to blacken”), from dē + nigrare (“to blacken”) (from niger (“black”)).

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9802 21:27

https://www.health.com/condition/infectious-diseases/coronavirus/4-hour-erection-coronavirus

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9803 20:08

https://kyotojournal.org/fiction-poetry/lemon/

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9803 20:11

Arbeiter, Bauern, nehmt die Gewehre
Nehmt die Gewehre zur Hand!
Zerschlagt die faschistische Räuberherde
Setzt eure Herzen in Brand!
Pflanzt eure roten Banner der Arbeit
Auf jeden Acker, auf jede Fabrik
Dann steigt aus den Trümmern der alten Gesellschaft
Die sozialistische Weltrepublik!

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9804 07:13

a king who owned two remarkably fine fields of rape, but every night two of the rape heaps were burnt down in one of the fields.

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9805 09:13

Tsunayoshi's homosexual interests were aroused by the son of the daimyō of Kai; and his plans to adopt this Tokugawa youth as his successor were known by a few inside Edo Castle. The shōgun's wife, who was also a daughter of the emperor, foresaw that this choice of a successor would be very poorly received by many; and she feared that it might result in a disastrous civil war. The shōgun's wife did everything she could to dissuade Tsunayoshi from continuing with such potentially divisive and dangerous plans; and when it became clear that her arguments were in vain, she resolutely sacrificed herself for the good of the country—she killed her husband and then killed herself. She may also have done this as she hated the boy.

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9806 17:24

http://cff.ssw.net/episodes.htm

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9806 20:00

Haiii. I’m the social media manager for @USArmyesports
& I am the UwU lord.

  • Thank you for your kind words.

UwU

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9807 05:01

https://www.ayurveda.com/resources/food-and-nutrition/incompatible-food-combining

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9810 11:38

http://www.win31.de/elinks.htm

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9811 13:59

Timothy Macarooni is the blessing of my loving existance.

Every wonderful campaign that my DM runs will at some point feature an NPC named "Timothy Macarooni" who the DM simply describes as "a common low level fighter who's also an intelligent lizardman deacon."

Timothy Macarooni wanders the cityscape with little more than a prayerbook filled with "scripture" clutched close to his chest, and he chants prayers from the book from memory. He is uncomfortable with saying his own name as he feels selfish when he does, and he generally does not speak unless spoken to. The DM lets the dice determine when he appears, if the area is appropriate.

The best part are his prayers. He recites hymns and prayers in the corner of the room, and when he's about to show up the DM will invite a black chorus into the room;

>O Lord I pray, let my soul be cleansed from sin
>O Lord i pray, let my soul be led by thee

And they get softer and softer until they are whispering

>Thank you lord
>Thank you lord

And the table doesn't exist.

I am 32 years old.

I'm going to die alone.

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9811 15:06

https://catbox.moe/

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9813 01:45

Fill your room with 40hara goods!

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9813 03:44

She is a member of Houkago Climax Girls.

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9813 23:43

The water was almost hip-deep, if the drowned cars parked on the side of the road were anything to measure by.

But it wasn’t water: it was shit. Exploding so forcefully up from the depths that the sewer covers danced atop the flumes, like in a cartoon. Yes, Eden Bay, and all its enablers, had caused a literal shitstorm.

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9813 23:58

https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/5264/

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9814 02:41

https://yamakan.place/palestine/

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9814 06:57

https://www.nippon.com/ja/ncommon/contents/japan-topics/192924/192924.jpg

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9815 03:43

The Hellenistic physicians in the city lost their livelihood and solicited young men to rape Thecla at the age of 90.

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9815 18:53

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/v0.34:Giant_sponge

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9816 08:17

(╯°□°)╯︵ ǝǝɹʇ ʎɹɐuıq

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9816 08:21

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9816 20:50

So I just did sex in missionary position with my Puni Ana for the first time and it was mind-blowing. A bit hard to set up, but I plowed like an animal, and came buckets. My bedsheets are stained but it doesn't matter because suddenly in a moment of clarity I understood the masculine part in sex. It is not about laying passively like one does when they jerk off; it's about being the dominant, active force in it, taking matters in your own hands and that doesn't limit itself only to sex. Suddenly, being dominated by a bigger female doesn't seem too tempting anymore, I want to conquer. This is a very pronounced state that I'm in right now and I would never expect such revelations to come from onahip activities. I have a feeling this newfound understanding will stay with me and help me in future.
Thanks for reading, I really needed to share it somewhere.

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9816 21:31

https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Owlbear#content

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9816 21:48

Cavill is seen in a new video building a PC from scratch while songs by Barry White play, and many are expressing their admiration for the actor who plays Superman.

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9817 07:20

schoolin that sarcastic ass image. That pic think it so clever, but uh uh, you dropped kicked it in the face off a cliff into a kraken's ass

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9817 21:09

'Great first step' as Sudan lifts death penalty and flogging for gay sex

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9818 16:54

retired husband syndrome; stress syndrome resulting from one's husband being at home

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9818 19:48

Yaranaika (やらないか) or "Shall we do it?" is a popular catchphrase that stems from the opening dialogue in Kuso Miso Technique, a Bara manga drawn by Yamakawa Junichi. The manga title's literal translation reads "Shit Soup Technique" in English.

In this scene, Masaki Michishita, an average college student, is walking through the park to use the public toilet when he crosses eyes with Takakazu Abe, an older mechanic sitting on a bench. Upon seeing him, Masaki says to himself "Uho! Hot guy!" (うほ、いい男! - Uho! iiotoko!) while Abe promptly unzips his jumpsuit, reveals his "unit" out in the open and asks, "Shall We Do It?" (やらないか? - Yaranaika?), the rest of story is history.

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9819 16:54

No, we are just pretending.
And you should too.
Don't ask.

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9820 01:58

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZB2D1EU0AUAnrZ?format=png&name=orig

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9820 02:32

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0BsUN8PLs

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9820 08:54

The European physicians had lots of advice on how to avoid the plague:

  • Flee as the plague approaches.
  • Avoid exercise and bathing.
  • Burn incense and carry flowers.
  • Smell strong odors as from a latrine to overcome the plague vapors.
  • Wear religious medals and papers with magic words like "Abracadabra."

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9820 10:59

Taking a combination of coenzyme Q10 and L-carnitine does not reduce cocaine use.

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9821 02:13

Design
You can no longer assassinate children younger than 6 years old

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9821 21:46

Controversy
What made the CPS 2000 controversial was its sheer power. Once, there was a rumor going around about someone shooting a kid in the eye with this blaster, and that it removed the eye. Please note that this has never been confirmed by the online water warfare community and is so highly doubted that although the CPS 2000 is a common sight at community wars, not one person wears facial protection.

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9821 21:47

https://probabletrain.itch.io/dungeon-scrawl

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9821 22:48

British Columbia Centre for Disease Control recommends people "choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact" and "use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact" to help reduce the spread of COVID-19

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9822 03:59

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jul/21/hostage-siege-ends-after-ukrainian-president-endorses-joaquin-phoenix-film

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 08:05

test

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9823 10:01

Fais de beaux rêves

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9824 20:56

As the wish is made 18 flies to him and hugs him and asks what about his cruise and 17 says saving multiple universes is nothing compared to his job as a park ranger.

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9825 13:08

This is why i create roles that I can @ which you can't mute

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9825 15:13

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9826 21:57

Authentic Wagyu Yellowtail Sashimi Grade (Hamachi) 2 Fillets, 3 lbs total

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9826 22:32

What was the maximum player level in Everquest during the Ruins of Kunark expansion?

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9826 23:49

Shard of Gla'aki crystal.

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 04:31

>>202
An English-language haiku about electric blackouts posted on a personal blog. It has an unusual 4-7-7 syllable structure and no seasonal reference.

>>204
Post 218 in the thread "[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5]". Incidentally, my captcha is faspition.

>>205
News article. URL is self-descriptive.

>>216
Chinese-language article on academic dishonesty "as defined in America." Appears to be promoting some kind of consultation service to help international students accused of academic dishonesty avoid consequences.

>>217
A picture of the top half of a banana with an uncanny resemblance to a duck's head and bill.

>>219
YouTube video titled "Man avoids gay stairs." After shaking his head, a man climbs up steep concrete blocks, with some difficulty, rather than taking the adjacent set of rainbow stairs with pro-LGTB slogans painted on them.

>>232
Video of a group of people launching fireworks at each other in a park. The audio has been replaced with the BGM 竹取飛翔　〜 Lunatic Princess from 東方永夜抄　〜 Imperishable Night, and Touhou danmaku SFX are synced to the fireworks. Other Touhou SFX like the item collection sound are also present.

>>236
Dead link from a deleted Reddit post in /r/mildlyinteresting titled "Paste eater's grave in Goldfield, Nevada." Based on the title, it was likely an image of a gravestone reading "UNKNOWN MAN DIED EATING LIBRARY PASTE JULY 14 1908".

>>240
Legal complaint in a court case titled "Erik Estavillo vs. Twitch (of Amazon Inc.)" The plaintiff, representing himself, claims that Twitch has deliberately exacerbated his sex addiction by "displaying many sexually suggestive woman streamers" to him and seeks $25 million in punitive damages. The filing includes numerous pictoral examples of the behavior found objectionable.

His bases for claiming damages are that female streamers have caused him to overuse his fleshlight and suffer penile infections, he has suffered retinal damage by staring at the breasts of girl streamers for hours, and he once ejaculated on his gaming monitor which caused a short circuit and small fire in his apartment.

>>255
News article titled "Man Suffers 4-Hour Erection From Blood Clots Due to Coronavirus."

>>256
English translation of "Lemon," a famous 1925 short story by the author Kajii Motojirou. The story is about a man who spontaneously purchases a lemon, than carries it into a department store and leaves it atop a pile of books.

>>260
Link to an "episode guide" for the anime Haibane Renmei. Each subpage breaks down every episode in detail from cut to cut and includes extensive analysis by the website creator.

>>262
Article about avoiding "incompatible food combining," which is thought to cause indigestion and other ailments under Ayurvedic principles.

>>263
A list of links to software, utilities and other useful information for those running Windows 3.1.

>>265
Minimalist file uploader.

>>269
ROM hack of Super Mario Bros titled "Super Balls." The description states "This hack changes Mario into Shaggy 2 Dope of the Insane Clown Posse."

>>270
Radio Alhara, a pan-Arab web radio station. Its relation to anime director Yamamoto "Yamakan" Yutaka is unclear, though Yamakan is known to have made anti-Semitic comments in the past.

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 04:32

>>271
"Korera Taiji" (Defeating Cholera,) an 1886 woodblock painting by artist Kimura Takejiro. Cholera is depicted as a tiger-like creature with massive testicles significantly larger than its head, which appear to be about to crush several hapless people.

>>273
Wiki article about giant sponges in the game Dwarf Fortress. The article notes that they are invulnerable and can cripple and kill dwarves with ease using their push attack.

In real life, sponges are mindless and incapable of deliberately attacking anything, harmless to humans (some can sting and cause mild skin irritation,) and relatively easy to kill with a dwarven weapon such as a sword or warhammer. It seems improbable that these facts would change dramatically even if sponges were increased to a volume of 560 cubic meters (about 50 times their average size in real life.)

>>277
Game statistics for the "owlbear" monster in Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition.

>>284
An illustration of a fish on a plank in rope bondage and a ballgag. Appears to be based on the "Big Mouth Billy Bass" singing prop infamous around the turn of the millenium.

>>285
Episode of the "James May: Our Man In Japan" titled "Train Jingle Composer Minoru Mukaiya."

>>290
Web page for free browser-based software named "Dungeon Scrawl" to create maps for Dungeons & Dragons and similar games.

>>292
News article. URL is self-descriptive. The film in question is "Earthlings," a 2005 documentary about cruelty to animals farmed for food and fur.

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 04:34

>>302
BBS post whose author stupidly selected Text Art formatting for no reason.

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 06:08

>>301 I love goldfield, NV. A sad, ironic place which destroyed itself. Now it is almost a ghost town but it used to be the biggest city in Nevada because a bunch of people moved there for the gold. Then they dug up all the gold and sold it and everyone was sad that the gold was gone and left. Why did they sell the gold!!

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 12:48

BBS SNS IRC 故郷はWebの上にあり
禁忌のワードは ―――†紅ノ月詠†―――
（なんでや！厨房の頃のHN関係ないやろ！）
尊い 捗る ほんとすこ ブヒれるぽたくバブみあり
語彙が減ってく感じる（WA・BI・SA・BI） 極めよオタク道
「逆カプ、逝ってよし」

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 12:51

>>305 これがクールジャパンでござるか〜！いい時代になったでござるな！
ん？…ちょ、ちょっと待つでござる、それは…拙者の薄い本！
そんなもの輸出されたら黒歴史・全世界・大公開でござる！
おとなしく返すのでござる！！え？そんなもの作ってたのかって…？(∩ﾟДﾟ) ｱｰｱｰ ｷｺｴﾅｰｲ
アッー！そっちは拙者の厨二病時代ノート、そっちも人に見せては良いものではござらん！
もう許してくれよ！

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 13:10

https://www.pulpinternational.com/pulp/entry/Pages-from-the-Tijuana-bible-Goof-Butts-with-Robert-Mitchum.html

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 21:41

gesztenyepüré

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 21:48

The isopropyl alcohol usually used in hand sanitizer is not as toxic as methanol but the FDA doesn't recommend eating or drinking hand sanitizer.

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9827 22:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD4fddPlvx4

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 01:08

'figs11': new Node(game, this, {

    'pos': [ 3, -5 ],
    'cost': 6,
    'text': {
      'en': '+2 🍊 on respec'
    },
    'area': 'figs',
    'shape': 'lump',
    'unlocks': ['figs13'],
    'onactivate': function(game){
      game.current_character().onrespec.resources.figs += 2
    }
  }),

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 04:10

The Goro believe horses to be perfect beings, and each male and female, upon their coming of age, is married to a horse of the opposite sex. Reproductive mates are chosen by lots.

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 08:25

I used to write code, but then they changed what code was. Now what I write isn't code and what's code seems weird and scary to me. Code'll crappen on you!

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 15:40

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315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 22:23

Picking up sluts in a bar
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Getting head in the back of my car
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Shooting heroin and smoking crack
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

[Chorus:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah - Fuck Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...Fuck Yeah!

You said you're eighteen but you're only twelve
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You said you're racist and you've got big tits
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You pay my bar tab with your parents card
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You work all day while I fuck other chicks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

[Repeat Chorus:]

You invite us over to cum in your face
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Me and the boys end up trashing the place
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Tons of sluts fighting over my cum
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Don't worry sluts, you'll all get some
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

[Repeat Chorus:]

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9829 23:45

I can't believe a probabilistic model would ever generate something in the space of everything wow

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9830 21:07

Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9831 06:11

Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9832 07:16

Note

Despite the title of the game, Dungeons & Dolls, there is only ONE dungeon and ONE doll.

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9832 11:54 

  if (diff > Math.PI) diff -= Math.PI*2

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9832 20:21

#SaveSpongeBobAnime

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9834 07:23

capitalism is bad therefore you should send me money

323 Name: vc: soy : 1993-09-9834 07:52

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/07/28/americas/bolivia-scrotum-frog-intl-hnk-scli-scn/

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 07:24

That on the men being stripped, it shall be the duty of the seconds to examine their drawers, and if any objection arise as to insertion of improper substances therein, they shall appeal to their umpires, who, with the concurrence of the referee, shall direct what alterations shall be made.

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9835 22:52

Nobuyuki Takagi

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