CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 10:43

There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 00:35

The mayor of the Brazilian city of Itajaí, Volnei Morastoni, said Monday the city would offer rectal ozone therapy for patients with Covid-19.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 01:53

When I consider the short duration of my life,
swallowed up in an eternity before and after,
the little space I fill engulfed in the infinite immensity
of spaces whereof I know nothing,
and which know nothing of me,
I am terrified.
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces frightens me.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9837 04:48

I miss phpBB forums where everyone would post with colorful glowing text

329 Name: vc: peick : 1993-09-9837 08:49

c (cum): "with", usually found in medical shorthand.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9838 18:10

你好茶们, 你在喝什么茶马?

今天我觉得太热, 太热...

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 01:47

The Chromodoris reticulata sea slug has the peculiar ability to discard its penis after copulation. But what makes this soft-bodied marine mollusk particularly different is its ability to grow a new penis within 24 hours. Sea slugs are "simultaneous hermaphrodites," meaning they possess both male and female genitals and use both during intercourse. Once the slugs complete copulation, they "crawl away with their elongated penises still dangling," and then the organs suddenly sever from their bodies and float away. Within 24 hours, the slugs regenerate the penises and are ready to do it all over again.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 06:44

Picture the lymph nodes as bars full of grizzled T-cell mercenaries, each of which has just one type of target they’re prepared to fight. The messenger cell bursts in with a grainy photo, showing it to each mercenary in turn, asking: Is this your guy? When a match is found, the relevant merc arms up and clones itself into an entire battalion, which marches off to the airways.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9839 21:17

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 05:50

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 06:45

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lᴏʀᴅ.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 07:47

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9840 13:24

>>74018620
He should also have known that realistically, giving every normal human soldier a hot-shot lasgun would have more impact than all space marine legions combined

But he had to have his hypno-indoctrinated giant muscle men

That's right
The Emperor was into himbofication

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9842 12:20

🦍

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9843 05:51

A girl....AND a gamer? Hoo mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooing! eyes and train chimney pop out of skull ARRRROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops all the way to the ground tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of mouth uncontrollably licking everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwuwblwublrrlrlrl tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady.... heart beats so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery in the background spilling creamy white liquid and dough BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the truck gas tank HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA masturbates furiously uguuuuuuuuuu~

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9844 02:48

母校買収というパワーワード

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9845 02:17

people don’t fully comprehend the parallels between horror manga and your first blowjob

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9846 03:37

Noticing that Hana Uzaki's body has triggered pedophilia accusations against the titular character's fans shortly after the anime television series premiere, I was thinking of putting that in the Reception heading. My source is right here - ROBLOXGamingDavid

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9846 04:19

鮫吉が居なかったら、
スク水モブロリエルフと延長戦><目ハツネちゃんは見れなかった。
鮫吉の勇士よ永遠に。

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 08:38

Public Toilet Erected on Former Site of Razed Xinjiang Village Mosque

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 13:03

My life up here is very boring, it must be said. Truth be told, I hardly can be said to have a life. I have one assistant with me at all times (minions, I call them). The assistants do two-week shifts, and have to stay in quarantine at home before starting a shift. Everyone morning I wake up and go straight to the computer, where my minion brings me coffee (I am utterly useless and incoherent without my morning coffee) and juice, and sometimes a light breakfast. Then I start to write. Sometimes I stay at it until dark. Other days I break off in late afternoon to answer emails or return urgent phone calls. My assistant brings me food and drink from time to time. When I finally break off for the day, usually around sunset, there’s dinner. Then we watch television or screen a movie.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9847 22:21

Despite the advertising push’s lack of success with propelling Bloomberg into candidacy, Meme 2020 is back with a new campaign, once again helmed by Jerry Media (Fuck Jerry) CEO Mick Purzycki. As a self-described “collective of creatives, designers, videographers, political operatives, influencers, writers and strategists,” Meme 2020 is gearing up for the incoming 2020 U.S. presidential election with a mission to “make memes that matter.”

With the backing of some of social media’s most-followed accounts, such as Tank Sinatra, Shitheadsteve and Fuck Jerry, the individuals involved in the campaign have an undeniable reach and influence online, with tens of millions of followers between the participants of the collective.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 06:12

This is something where 40~50-something Japanese liberals and certain Westerners who have it drilled in "You don't joke about that! You don't put it in entertainment!" will not see eye to eye.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 09:03

Inhaling or sniffing wasabi vapor has an effect like smelling salts, a property exploited by researchers attempting to create a smoke alarm for the deaf. One deaf subject participating in a test of the prototype awoke within 10 seconds of wasabi vapor sprayed into his sleeping chamber.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9848 19:14

What better way to commemorate the emancipation of slaves than by pointing out that the Black Power symbol resembles a fried chicken drumstick? Thank you KFC Trinidad for this powerful gesture of solidarity. ✊🏾🐔 pic.twitter.com/u1iwn4xYsB

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 11:00

Look at a typical portfolio of a professional 3D sculptor and you will often find the ugliest images the human mind has ever been able to mass produce in history. I don’t know what is going on with the 3D industry, but there is some kind of unholy consensus that being able to add more detail means an obligation to make it more disgusting.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9849 12:42

The source of his reluctance was a programmer—name withheld—who worked on the first floor of Blizzard’s main building. Taciturn and gruff, he reminded Rob of a fairytale troll, dwelling in his programmer’s cave and only emerging to hunt down programmers feckless enough to submit code that broke StarCraft’s latest build. The build was his bridge, and woe to anyone who compromised it.

“He was famous for being a threatening presence,” Huebner recalled. “If you break the build, he will get you, like the boogeyman. He was a big street hockey player, too, so he was a big guy to begin with. Then his gruff demeanor made him a feared presence. Nobody wanted to break the build. A lot of companies now will have sandboxes and automated tests, but it really wasn’t quite that [structured], so you could easily check in something that would take the whole team down for a day or two if you weren’t careful.”

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9851 20:49

However, I would have liked a jump action that was a little less stiff. Your Power Pigg just sort of flops around instead of gracefully jumping from platform to platform.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9853 04:39

They’re both in robes but you have to admit she looks far sexier. She’s feathered and elegant and all kinds of hot. She deserves to be fucked and her asshole is craving a cock invasion that only this young man can provide. His hard dick wants to penetrate her poop hole and it’s nice and clean so he can bang her with impunity. He can fuck his dong right up there and make her scream in pleasure.

355 Name: vc: yume : 1993-09-9854 07:30

Parsons used his "magical wand" to whip up a vortex of energy so the elemental would be summoned. Translated into plain English, Parsons jerked off in the name of spiritual advancement whilst Hubbard (referred to as "The Scribe" in the diary of the event) scanned the astral plane for signs and visions.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9854 09:09

Denis Johnson’s beautiful description, in his short story “Emergency,” of the main character Fuckhead, blazed out of his mind on psychedelics, mistaking the abandoned screen at a drive-in for something far more celestial:

On the farther side of the field, just beyond the curtains of snow, the sky was torn away and the angels were descending out of a brilliant blue summer, their huge faces streaked with light and full of pity. The sight of them cut through my heart and down the knuckles of my spine, and if there’d been anything in my bowels I would have messed my pants from fear.

Georgie opened his arms and cried out, “It’s the drive-in, man!”

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 17:51

ahri no_panties

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9857 12:06

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 15:52

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9858 16:14

Computational processes are abstract beings that inhabit computers. As they evolve, processes manipulate other abstract things called data. The evolution of a process is directed by a pattern of rules called a program. People create programs to direct processes. In effect, we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells. A computational process is indeed much like a sorcerer's idea of a spirit. It cannot be seen or touched. It is not composed of matter at all. However, it is very real. It can perform intellectual work. It can answer questions. It can affect the world by disbursing money at a bank or by controlling a robot arm in a factory. The programs we use to conjure processes are like a sorcerer's spells. They are carefully composed from symbolic expressions in arcane and esoteric programming languages that prescribe the tasks we want our processes to perform.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 01:39

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9859 07:17

Unless otherwise documented, the NPC is missing, and presumed dead, from the Calamity.
NPCs determined to have survived should be updated using the ARR Infobox NPC template.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 18:43

The exact date of this holiday is difficult to predict precisely; this is just an approximation.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9860 19:44

banned from entering Sweden for two years as he tried to come here yesterday for the expressed purpose of burning a Quran (wrapped in bacon)

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 19:20

If you put your love to use the masturbator, there will be fairy hidden in it.
We concentrate our all sincerity to produced it for proofing the fairy tale is true.

It made from "Safe Skin" material which has well reputation for durability.
After you used several times, you can feel it gredually changed fit to you.

We produced the shape based on every body's imagenation.

Entrance features "fitted wrinkle"
"Belly Dots" for creating realistic excitement.
Fairy's erogenous point is "Y" spot
We aimed to reproduce the fairy masturbator realistic.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9861 21:03

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9862 12:06

##ALICE## - ladies night

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 07:33

発展的解消

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9863 11:09

Guy: My son’s dying

Subtitles guy: My Son! Bla bla bla

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9864 17:31

The Spellbook is a MaxforLive device inspired by sacred geometry. It converts esoteric symbols into LFO signals, enabling you to weave the fabric of nature into your projects.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 04:55

CAL FIRE Law Enforcement has determined the El Dorado Fire, burning near Oak Glen in San Bernardino County, was caused by a smoke generating pyrotechnic device, used during a gender reveal party. The fire began at 10:23 am on September 5, 2020 in the El Dorado Ranch Park in Yucaipa. The fire spread from the park to the north on to Yucaipa Ridge that separates Mountain Home Village and Forest Falls from the City of Yucaipa.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 19:55

You can use these textures to make spider webs, vines, bushes, ice sickles, trees, etc.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 02:04

The /nuke switch destroys the post office, erasing all @mail everywhere. It may only be used by God.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 04:03

Homer notices that he is sitting in a veritable sea of thick white luscious puke. The stench reminds him of school.

He gets up, blue trousers sodden and stained. He suddenly spots a paragraph in the vomit, glistening with knowledge. He kneels down, shoves his face in the mess, and begins to read.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 04:57

Then, the Jews will hide behind rocks and trees, and the rocks and trees will cry out: 'O Moslem, there is a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him.' (Article 7)

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 05:18

As a side note – consider all those papers from over 60 years ago. 60 years ago they had computer science problems they were solving on punch cards, and writing about in academic papers. And here we are in 2017 with 2017 JavaScript frameworks, fighting about who can have sex with whom in Drupal’s community and trying to redefine the word Facade over and over again. While we’re arguing about the rocket science of “stuff goes into a box, stuff comes out of a box” that is modern web development, those people back then shaped the entire world by translating the analog environments they found themselves in into digital, by essentially tricking a little bit of sand into remembering numbers.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 15:15

Dyr Schwiz laaufft dyr abher in n Kampf um dein Broot, hinst däßst zruggkeerst zo n Bodm, denn daa dyrvon bist ja gnummen. Ayn Staaub bist, und zo n Staaub muesst wider zrugg.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 14:46

The aircraft was returning from crop-spraying at Malmyzh when the pilots, who were drunk, performed stunts at low altitude. The aircraft was "hopping" over trees when it lost airspeed, banked, crashed in a forest and caught fire.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 20:38

I feel like I'm in a wasteland. A desert. I see the threads have shifted position, but it's only a mirage. The oasis I thought I saw was only "Top lel."

I continue to roam this barren place. The survivor's colony at DQN shuns people such as myself, the "other-boarders." The creatures I come across are few and far between, and I can not call them posters. You are one of the better ones. Not spam.

This hell was created by idealists such as this: http://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1308515293/

This may be my last entry, or just another of many. If there are any others using this site, hello. I hope this finds you before the servers are no longer online.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 22:31

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 03:25

pov: yr drivin from portland to seattle & just passed i-5 exit 72

/ | \ | ̄  ̄  ̄  ̄_| ★ |_ ̄ |
/ | \ | RACISM! (❛ᴗ❛) |
/ | \ | /~~|><|~~\ |
/ | \  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 14:37

No matter the man, we all wear masks...
Either on our faces or over our hearts.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 20:43

As with most of the races of Mer, their split with the Mer Precursor "Aldmer" was over religious differences, though in the case of the Orcs, it was not voluntary. They were originally the worshipers of the Aldmeri spirit Trinimac, but Trinimac was "eaten" by the Daedric Prince Boethia and later excreted. Trinimac's remains became the Daedric Prince Malacath, while his Aldmeri followers were transformed into the Orcs. (Malacath is the central figure and patron deity in Orcish religion.)

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 23:35

Trending in United States
#TedCruzHasNoBalls
Trending with: Ted Cruz
13.9K Tweets

Trending in United States
Sorcery
4,176 Tweets

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 12:24

PC/mobile only: naming your character using an internal object ID number in brackets will give you the item that corresponds with the number whenever an NPC mentions you by your name. For example, entering [645][499][163] will give you an Iridium Sprinkler, Ancient Seeds, and a Legend. (This exploit also works with naming children and animals.)

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 01:07

Hundreds of Japanese children surrered from epileptic seizures while watching Pokémon. It was the infamous episode titled Electric Hero Porygon. The children were rushed to the hospital after viewing flashing lights of one of Pikachu's dumb attacks. Guess what? This could've been prevented if the stupid company that draws the cartoon would've known it would happen. They know that flashing lights causes seizures. I think this happened in '96...I dunno, I don't give a shit anyway since I don't watch the show or care about what happens.

Robert J. Brazier was one of the victims of Pokémon when a Pokémon Power Bouncer got lodged in his throat. The doctors couldn't save him because of the size of the toy. The reason Hasbro made it so small was because of greed. Greed for money, greed for more profits. They could've made the 1.5 inch balls smaller, but no, they didn't. Because of them there were more than 60 Pokémon Power Bouncer related deaths. In 1997, Hasbro's Dino Bouncer ball took the life of a 6-year old child.

Another kind of Pokémon death was of children who sufflicated by the Burger King Poké Balls. You probably heard about this enough, so I don't have to explain.

Some injuries caused by Pokémon are of school kids fighting over cards. When a kid gets a "bad trade", he or she may fight the person they traded the card with in order to get it back. Some injuries got children in the hospital. For god sakes, its a piece of cardboard!

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 03:37

I swear by Apollo the physician, and Asclepius, and Hygieia and Panacea and all the gods and goddesses as my witnesses, that, according to my ability and judgement, I will keep this Oath and this contract:

To hold him who taught me this art equally dear to me as my parents, to be a partner in life with him, and to fulfill his needs when required; to look upon his offspring as equals to my own siblings, and to teach them this art, if they shall wish to learn it, without fee or contract; and that by the set rules, lectures, and every other mode of instruction, I will impart a knowledge of the art to my own sons, and those of my teachers, and to students bound by this contract and having sworn this Oath to the law of medicine, but to no others.

I will use those dietary regimens which will benefit my patients according to my greatest ability and judgement, and I will do no harm or injustice to them.

I will not give a lethal drug to anyone if I am asked, nor will I advise such a plan; and similarly I will not give a woman a pessary to cause an abortion.

In purity and according to divine law will I carry out my life and my art.

I will not use the knife, even upon those suffering from stones, but I will leave this to those who are trained in this craft.

Into whatever homes I go, I will enter them for the benefit of the sick, avoiding any voluntary act of impropriety or corruption, including the seduction of women or men, whether they are free men or slaves.

Whatever I see or hear in the lives of my patients, whether in connection with my professional practice or not, which ought not to be spoken of outside, I will keep secret, as considering all such things to be private.

So long as I maintain this Oath faithfully and without corruption, may it be granted to me to partake of life fully and the practice of my art, gaining the respect of all men for all time. However, should I transgress this Oath and violate it, may the opposite be my fate.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 10:06

VTuber belonging to "Yukkejan Bomber Studio"
This is a dedicated channel for "Yukie Sakura"!
It's a man's daughter!
(Otokonoko)← Here is important! !!
#Vtuber
#VTuberEN

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:32

9 “Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels[b] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin[c] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” 13 The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”

14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.”

15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 20:31

Penus
Verb.

The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.

Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.
Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9883 01:52

I will say this, though... they've completely run out of originality. It used to be YTMND going to 4chan looking for material, back when everything was all bubbly looking and white, but now they're here, looking for fads to exploit back on their stupid site. YTMND, on the other hand, is a hub of creativity and innovation, and this makes /b/tards jealous, and all they can say in response is N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R unto eternity.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9884 01:50

wool futures

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 02:49

Well, the man who saw the Night of Power and so received three wishes straight from Allah, no stupid genie tricks, and used them all to adjust his ding-dong--well, that wasn't based on a historical figure, but that's what would happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 07:13

What if sonic was pregnant

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 08:03

Strike witches but they fly by farting

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 08:17

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400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 08:23

People also search for: Tinnitustimulus, Drums Like Machine Guns, Unicorn Hard-on and more

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9885 16:39

It's a combination of things, and it's not always just internet. Between checking all my favorite textboards, watching anime, looking for new music, and playing video games, when I'm happy with the amount of content I've consumed, I move onto the next thing on the list for a little while.

I mostly play video games, but when I'm at the office, I'm on text/image boards way more often. But even still, the speed of 4chan can't be matched, and the amount of shitposting there is unreal (which I love). Between you and me, I love soyjaks because of how pissed people get at a simple image/effortless quote and some soyposters have a genuine sense of humor when they pick out the perfect one to use with their post. Plus they even have discussions about my preferred topic sometimes which is always a plus. So there is always somewhere new to be checking in between all my office work.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:23

Blacks

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:27

The Repressive, Authoritarian Soul of “Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends”

Realizing that the day’s workflow is irrevocably disrupted, Fat Controller decides that Henry must be punished—for life. “We shall take away your rails, and leave you here for always and always,” he tells Henry. As Henry’s face contorts into anguish and the background music toots a series of Oompa Loompa faux-glum flourishes, railway employees build a brick prison around Henry, leaving only half of his face visible. His train friends pass by: one snubs him, and another whistles hello. Henry has no steam left to whistle back. He spends his days alone, soot-streaked, wondering if he’ll ever be allowed to go back to work. The last line of the segment is the narrator saying, “I think he deserved his punishment, don’t you?” In the U.S. version, this voice-over is tweaked so that Henry’s fate seems temporary. But the original version is still on YouTube, and it’s comically bleak. As one commenter writes, “What moral lesson are kids supposed to learn from this? Do as you’re told or you will be entombed forever in the darkness to die?”

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:43

So here’s one thing that has never made much sense to me: just who IS the player character in this game? I mean, it’s very clearly one person throughout all of history. So are the other civilizations’ leaders. Are Xerxes and Melth and Gandhi and the rest a group of immortal beings reigning over the humans? Why is it that regardless of government they have complete control over all of their subjects all of the time and can even order them to kill themselves, but they have no control over the senate? Why do they need to order revolutions against their own totalitarian mind-control states to limit their own power with a senate? How in the world CAN you even order a revolution against yourself?

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 01:46

Members of the Japanese Diet, such as Kiichi Inoue and Sadakazu Tanigaki, came under criticism for comments made in the wake of the killing.[23] Inoue was criticized for referring to Girl A as genki (vigorous, lively), a word with positive connotations.[24] Tanigaki was criticized for referring to the method of killing, slitting of the throat, as a "manly" act.[25]

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 05:55

>>307
Gallery of scans of an 8-page pornographic comic about actor Robert Mitchum and, presumably, actress Lila Leeds (though the comic calls her "Linda".) Drawn at some point between 1948, when the two were arrested for marijuana use (an event referenced in the comic,) and 1957.

>>310
13-second YouTube video titled "Do You Love Me Paleo?". The content is Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach (extracted from an episode of the series Unus Annus) making disparaging comments about a triceratops.

>>323
News article titled "Lake Titicaca's endangered 'scrotum frog' could be on its last legs. Scientists hope to change that". The article explains that the scrotum frog's common name is due to its loose skin.

>>333
A list of the "Harvard Sentences," standardized utterances used to measure the intelligibility of speech. See this article: https://gizmodo.com/the-harvard-sentences-secretly-shaped-the-development-1689793568

>>334
YouTube video titled "Did The MAP Community "Make" This Doll...?", in which YouTuber Mutahar Anas discusses a theory that the world-famous Troll dolls invented in 1959 by Danish woodcutter Thomas Dam are in fact created by pedophiles to promote pedophilia.

>>338
Poster for a vaudeville group, "Rice & Barton's Big Gaiety." Dated 1890. At the bottom is the slogan "Have a good time, but don't get gay."

>>358
Picture of a dialog box from an old version of Mac OS. Appears to be a photograph of a low resolution CRT monitor. The dialog box contains the text "Sorry, but I can't open this file" and a single button labeled "Shit".

>>359
Bodybuilding-related parody of the Michelangelo painting "The Creation of Adam." A muscular man in a medical bed with IV bags labeled "HGH" and "Tren" reaches out to touch fingers with a haloed, tattoed man under a blanket that says "KillIt." I admit I don't fully understand this image.

>>360
Montage of photographs of record-setting strongman Martins Licis. In the top two photographs he is wearing an ahegao hoodie.

>>362
Official music video of the song "War" by rapper Chief Keef.

>>364
Programmer-humor article that purports to compare the coding languages Ruby and Python but in fact compares rubies and pythons.

>>370
Picture of the character Ram from "Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World" in a motherboard RAM slot.

>>383
YouTube video titled "Fluffy Chonk gets petted" of an unseen person petting a fur seal. 43 seconds in length.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 12:58

This is one of the most viscerally unsettling fragrances I’ve ever smelled. It’s one of the few fragrances that actually made me physically frown. Sécrétions Magnifiques certainly makes me think of sex but only the warped side of humanity where sex is intertwined with danger and death. The metallic note gives me that same feeling akin to when you have a sharp pain from tapping a sensitive tooth with silverware. Sure, it’s “clean,” but the bleach smell the reviewer below is describing never truly dries down to anything fresh, breezy and laundry-like, but rather the aftermath of a lascivious crime where the perpetrator tried to sterilize the scene of his evil doing. I hate this smell in my very core, I’m repulsed at all levels, but I am in complete awe of ELDO for this incredible olfactory creation.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 18:36

>>401
Why did you have my post copied to your clip board?
In light of the thread I will also ctrl-v but I have to censor it since these are names of employees and business owners

Request for: REACTIVATION Please Credit: xxxxxxxxx [Outside Sales] Cur-Rep: U-Rep: Submission by: xxxxxxx Requesting Change: xxxxxxxxx

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9886 22:41

Playboy magazine White House correspondent

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 01:47

Legislation

In June 2020, California State Assembly member Rob Bonta introduced bill AB 1550, which would classify fraudulent, racially discriminatory 911 calls as hate crimes. Under the bill, someone making such a call could be sued for up to $10,000. In July 2020, San Francisco Supervisor Shamann Walton introduced the Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-Emergencies (CAREN) Act.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 02:37

Superman performs a surgery in 2 minutes which needs years of practice which he learns in seconds. Superman #242 Extra.
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well if they need to remove somebody's prostate I still think ant man would do a better job

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 05:07

This is a strange Japanese point-n-click adventure game... a sci-fi horror mystery if you will... and if you won't then watch something else fagnuts.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 06:21

I know several of you don't believe in the power of Aikido. I can see why you believe that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 09:56

Buy the way,listen me,>>1.
Yesterday I went to the YOSHINOYA,YOSHINOYA is on the neighborhood of my house.
But I couldn't sit down on the chair 'cause there are too much people.
And I find banner,which was wrote "150yen discount".
OH,God! How stupid they are! How fool they are!
Hey foolishmen, Don't come to YOSHINOYA,where they rarely come to, lured 150yen discount.
150yen,only 150yen.I couldn't find why there were family.
You come by four-people family,aren't you? Foolish!
I heard being said that "Year,dad have prepared to ask TOKUMORI".Oh my god!
Hey you,I give you 150 yen,so go other place from there chairs.
I think YOSHINOYA must be SATUBATU.
People who sit facing each other can begin the fight anytime.Dead or kill.
Such atmosphere is the best. Women and Children, GET AWAY!
Thinking so, I could sit on at last.But just at moment,
hearing neighbour's words,"OMORI-TUYUDAKU",I got BUCHKIRE.
Oh you! TUYUDAKU is out of date. HOOLISH!
Why you say "TUYUDAKU" by triumphantly face.
I want to make sure that he realy want to eat TUYUDAKU.I want to do.I want to do KO-ICHIJIKAN.
You only want to SAY "TUYUDAKU".
I,YOSHINOYA-mania,think that the most popular thing with YOSHINOYA-mania isNEGIDAKU.
OOMORI-NEGIDAKU-GYOKU.This is the standard with YOSHINOYA-mania.
IN the NEGIDAKU,there are much NEGI. But there are least beef.
This and GYOKU(egg).KORE SAIKYOU.But if you order this,on the next time you come YOSHINOYA clerk will marks you.
SO this is MOROHA-NO-KEN. I can't adbise this to SHIROUTO.
Well,eat GYUSYAKE-TEISYOKU or like this,you,DOSHIROUTOs.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9887 15:29

I do love how the AI will put WAR in caps. But the best part about diplomacy in this game is how every conversation, even with close allies, will begin with “OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS” if you ever screw up enough to let them get those. When I’m president, I am going to say this every single time I meet a foreign dignitary.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 07:48

The calliope is similar to the pyrophone. The difference between the two is that the calliope is an external combustion instrument and the pyrophone is an internal combustion instrument.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9889 19:03

The Maxis Ideology -- Although a Maxis product (El-Fish was created by Animatek), El-Fish isn't a member of Maxis's Sim-series, and the software fails to conform to the ideological assumptions I've seen in other Sim-series products. Because of its limited scope (simulating an aquarium, rather than a city or planet), the narrative space for inserting the Maxis world-view within El-Fish is limited. The Maxis ideology, that societies are teleological in nature, and, as such, can be managed technocratically, whatever the ends to be achieved (whether that be, for example, the conquest of another society [insect or human], or the Arthur C. Clarkian vision of the abandonment of this planet for another) isn't entirely absent. Barred from a software context which lends itself to such narrative ends, Maxis instead places its world-view within the pages of the El-Fish manual.

The El-Fish manual's preface, "A Fish History of Life," says that after fish evolve from complex molecules, they chose to no longer face the mortality of earthly existence, and, as a result, set into process the evolution of subsequent life forms, until humans are created and eventually succeed in fashioning a virtual environment for fish, absent of death. This basic Maxis tenet - that all problems or desires can find a technological solution - is superfluous in the non-interactive modeling environment of El-Fish, and fits awkwardly with the contemplative simplicity of the rest of the package.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9890 04:34

George Floyd's murder recreated in Source Film Maker on r/TF2

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9891 22:00

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 03:31

Violation of the laws of physics and digital signal processing remain beyond us at this time, and a single sample at 44.1kHz has a span of 22.6 microseconds. The Rocket’s attack time can be below this level, for absolute certainty that even the very first sample understands that you are its master.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 04:20

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9892 05:04

I go by My Real Name to keep it Real..But A lot of People Just Use My Nicknames: Jay-Play, Or Jay-C. or Kaizer Soze. lol but its whatever you want, just be sure to shoutout My Record Label (Its Legit...No Faking or Nothing. I AM A PUBLISHED Artist/ Songwriter...) Da Bassment/ Swing Mob. Thanks for listening. but Just to let you know If You write me a List of what you wanna Use, I'll Be Glad to let you do so, But alot of these Mixes are on the Verge of Being Used. Let Me Know.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9893 00:34

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