There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.
>>202
An English-language haiku about electric blackouts posted on a personal blog. It has an unusual 4-7-7 syllable structure and no seasonal reference.
>>204
Post 218 in the thread "[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5]". Incidentally, my captcha is faspition.
>>205
News article. URL is self-descriptive.
>>216
Chinese-language article on academic dishonesty "as defined in America." Appears to be promoting some kind of consultation service to help international students accused of academic dishonesty avoid consequences.
>>217
A picture of the top half of a banana with an uncanny resemblance to a duck's head and bill.
>>219
YouTube video titled "Man avoids gay stairs." After shaking his head, a man climbs up steep concrete blocks, with some difficulty, rather than taking the adjacent set of rainbow stairs with pro-LGTB slogans painted on them.
>>232
Video of a group of people launching fireworks at each other in a park. The audio has been replaced with the BGM 竹取飛翔 〜 Lunatic Princess from 東方永夜抄 〜 Imperishable Night, and Touhou danmaku SFX are synced to the fireworks. Other Touhou SFX like the item collection sound are also present.
>>236
Dead link from a deleted Reddit post in /r/mildlyinteresting titled "Paste eater's grave in Goldfield, Nevada." Based on the title, it was likely an image of a gravestone reading "UNKNOWN MAN DIED EATING LIBRARY PASTE JULY 14 1908".
>>240
Legal complaint in a court case titled "Erik Estavillo vs. Twitch (of Amazon Inc.)" The plaintiff, representing himself, claims that Twitch has deliberately exacerbated his sex addiction by "displaying many sexually suggestive woman streamers" to him and seeks $25 million in punitive damages. The filing includes numerous pictoral examples of the behavior found objectionable.
His bases for claiming damages are that female streamers have caused him to overuse his fleshlight and suffer penile infections, he has suffered retinal damage by staring at the breasts of girl streamers for hours, and he once ejaculated on his gaming monitor which caused a short circuit and small fire in his apartment.
>>255
News article titled "Man Suffers 4-Hour Erection From Blood Clots Due to Coronavirus."
>>256
English translation of "Lemon," a famous 1925 short story by the author Kajii Motojirou. The story is about a man who spontaneously purchases a lemon, than carries it into a department store and leaves it atop a pile of books.
>>260
Link to an "episode guide" for the anime Haibane Renmei. Each subpage breaks down every episode in detail from cut to cut and includes extensive analysis by the website creator.
>>262
Article about avoiding "incompatible food combining," which is thought to cause indigestion and other ailments under Ayurvedic principles.
>>263
A list of links to software, utilities and other useful information for those running Windows 3.1.
>>265
Minimalist file uploader.
>>269
ROM hack of Super Mario Bros titled "Super Balls." The description states "This hack changes Mario into Shaggy 2 Dope of the Insane Clown Posse."
>>270
Radio Alhara, a pan-Arab web radio station. Its relation to anime director Yamamoto "Yamakan" Yutaka is unclear, though Yamakan is known to have made anti-Semitic comments in the past.
>>302
BBS post whose author stupidly selected Text Art formatting for no reason.
>>301 I love goldfield, NV. A sad, ironic place which destroyed itself. Now it is almost a ghost town but it used to be the biggest city in Nevada because a bunch of people moved there for the gold. Then they dug up all the gold and sold it and everyone was sad that the gold was gone and left. Why did they sell the gold!!
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The isopropyl alcohol usually used in hand sanitizer is not as toxic as methanol but the FDA doesn't recommend eating or drinking hand sanitizer.
'figs11': new Node(game, this, {
'pos': [ 3, -5 ],
'cost': 6,
'text': {
'en': '+2 🍊 on respec'
},
'area': 'figs',
'shape': 'lump',
'unlocks': ['figs13'],
'onactivate': function(game){
game.current_character().onrespec.resources.figs += 2
}
}),The Goro believe horses to be perfect beings, and each male and female, upon their coming of age, is married to a horse of the opposite sex. Reproductive mates are chosen by lots.
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Picking up sluts in a bar
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Getting head in the back of my car
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Shooting heroin and smoking crack
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
[Chorus:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah - Fuck Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...Fuck Yeah!
You said you're eighteen but you're only twelve
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You said you're racist and you've got big tits
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You pay my bar tab with your parents card
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You work all day while I fuck other chicks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
[Repeat Chorus:]
You invite us over to cum in your face
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Me and the boys end up trashing the place
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Tons of sluts fighting over my cum
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Don't worry sluts, you'll all get some
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[Repeat Chorus:]
I can't believe a probabilistic model would ever generate something in the space of everything wow
Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap
Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap
Note
Despite the title of the game, Dungeons & Dolls, there is only ONE dungeon and ONE doll.
if (diff > Math.PI) diff -= Math.PI*2#SaveSpongeBobAnime
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That on the men being stripped, it shall be the duty of the seconds to examine their drawers, and if any objection arise as to insertion of improper substances therein, they shall appeal to their umpires, who, with the concurrence of the referee, shall direct what alterations shall be made.
Nobuyuki Takagi