nigger
We're in quite a situation where some random guy yelling obscenities on the internet is a voice of reason
600,000 babies in heaven: “Man I’m so glad we got aborted. Earth is so ridiculous rn”
そういうアニメだから嫌いなら見るなクソサボテン野郎
you realize they think it's ok to fuck baby Yoda because he's actually 50 years old.
And we swear to God, if anyone comes in here and starts spouting off QAnon bullshit about COVID-19 or literally anything else, you are going to get permabanned so thoroughly that your grandchildren won't be allowed to post here.
The next time you're fellating your gun while jerking off, do us a favor and pull the trigger.
Why did they put the pastor's remains in jail? Personally, I would not want to be in jail with a dead body.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You added omorashi tag on an art of a girl casually urinating. Prepare to die.
vc: pow
Agree. The thought of seeing the seams of Mario's pants stretching, practically begging for help as his veiny Italian treasure shifts and pulses behind them during combat with Solid Snake and Pikachu
i'm so tired of "why do JRPGs keep fucking putting yggdrasil in their games it's so tired" yeah well maybe they'll stop doing it when massive trees that extend into the atmosphere stop being the sickest shit (they never will)
guy who learned english by watching law and order svu and thinks it’s normal to greet people by saying “i found three different semen samples in her anus”
If you're really keen on this notion, then any hero with ST 14 has to be represented as two hexes and then he gets to trample.
My wife used to warn me when she was little spoon and I’d roll away. Now I’m so lazy I’m like “that’s cool, just fart on me”.
I see that pepe Le pew has been canceled for his disregard for the notion of consent, which is kind of interesting because it was always my assumption that he was canceled about 60 years ago for that very reason.
The plastic is too thin. I use gas cans. I have a couple 10 gallon plastic gas cans. Each one takes about 2 weeks to fill with piss. I rotate out using each one, so those two gas cans can hold a whole month or more of my urine.
Serious answer: you couldn’t stand above a caldera with a pool of magma in it, but there are videos of scientists standing to beside flowing rivers of lava and scooping it up to take samples, so if you were far enough away from the eruption you could piss into flowing lava for sure, and the urine might even evaporate before hitting it!
really wish there was a translation for 兼 that wasn't latin, I legit had "cum factory" on my screen for a whole second before smashing backspace
He can't be hurt by horses. He's neigh invulnerable.
IN THIS ADAPTATION OF THE ANCIENT TOCHARIAN MAITREYASAMITINĀṬAKA "FREE.99" OFFERS A MANIFESTO FOR WEB 3.0 NEO-SCRIABINISM, A BLUEPRINT FOR THE IEVAN-MYSTERIUM TO END KALI YUGA IN GLORIOUS APOCALYPSE AND USHER IN A NEW AND PRISMATIC ERA OF UNIVERSAL LEEKSPINLIGHTENMENT
>Registering WinRAR in 2021 is a pretty fun thing to do I suppose
Bruh what are we doing with our lives?
> NFTs have completely made me into the joker
honestly like, the amount of americans who refused to wear masks made me into the joker. im like ss joker 2 by this point
I'm black, so technically, I'm white.
it's just a special "you own this" certificate like the ones they give you for naming stars, except instead of being made of paper and ink it's made of gajillions of wasted energy units and massive co2 footprints
Hey, loser. I’ve been jerking off to porn for over two decades. I’m 34 & still look at tons of porn. & guess what?! I have an amazing, healthy, balanced sex life w my partner! & she knows I look at porn! & she likes it! Wow!
Corona-Schrecksekunde! Ich habe ein Bier getrunken und nichts geschmeckt!
Entwarnung: es war Feldschlösschen.
the urge to convert to islam, take an old ak, and run into the woods with a guitar grows with every chechen war song i listen to
bong waters good for your gut bioms
Poopin' Party!
>>629
sorry that was meant for the current thoughts thread. but someone has probably said it on some other site at some point
Cracky is killing me
its not even an official account its just some pervert role playing as joe biden's dog. sick.
Pepe Le Pew is important anti-French propaganda. We must continue highlighting toxicity from France, whether it be machismo or whether it be forcing liberated slave colonies to pay you reparations so the could trade internationally
Every time I see a snake when I browse for memes on my toilet, my butthole feels funny...
Anon was probably the best composer of the 13-14th centuries.
Edit: at the time of writing I didn't know what anon meant.
a little less than 16 cm
>Can I say the N word here?
No. Grow up.
What the hell is it with living organisms and their weird need to squirt fluids everywhere?
but it's the most fun part of receiving a message
"Think Different"
"Increase the child tax credit"
"No, DIFFERENT"
"Jews rule the world"
"What?"
"Lamarck was right"
"No like think clean water for all"
"The earth is flat"
"Oh god"
"I'd like to be a cat girl's slave"
"STOP"
"With free weed tho"
im trying to curl but some retard keeps doing some weird gay leg exercise in the curl rack lol
Im truly disappointed, my favourite animals were koalas and platypus when I was a child. I was fascinated by them and didn’t see the lie. With most lies, I have a clue before the truth is revealed. I was truly hellywood fooled with the koala and platypus. . ..Sloths though, that’s another story. I didn’t learn about sloths tell about 12 yrs ago. Sloths didn’t exist in my childhood. I knew something was up with them when I first heard about the strange animal. When visiting my local aquarium a few years back, I sensed the sloths had no life force. It was an eery feeling. I couldn’t pin the lie down even though I felt it.
aim right here lassie
The shift in burger culture from tits worship to ass worship is a result of ethnic demographic shifting. In the 80s to even the mid 2000s the ideal was a white blonde woman with a small ass and big titties, some Michelle Pfeiffer/Jenna Jameson/Britney Spears looking chick. With the rise in popularity in hip-hop and shifting demographics, women having a large ass, as seen more with black/latina women is seen as desirable as well as other non white-european centric beauty ideals.
>>645
Its unfortunate because fake tits can look good, but fake asses almost always look disgusting
Humans don't live in Arkansas, just neanderthals wearing pants.
>>645
Whoever this fag is should stop thinking EITHER...OR... and learn the beauty of BOTH...AND...
I speak Arabic to God, Russian to men, English to my horse, and I don't talk to women.
No one will be visiting a url that looks like it came out of Satan's anus.
If there's a stem on the apple, it's a boy.
Look, I'm not saying I'm proud of a lot of the harsh putdowns I deal out on social media. I'm harsh. I'm never intentionally hurtful, and I don't say mean things for no reason. If someone stirs the pot, I decide to spice things up in there. Again, I'm not proud of this.
The other day, I was on a heretofore unnamed social media site, when I saw that someone I followed liked a post from what appeared to be a Scooby-Doo stan account. I found this very funny, so I checked it out. It turns out this stan account has sort of not so subtly been bullying a certain voice actor who voiced Scrappy-Doo. Not just teasing or name calling either, like, they really were very awful to this person.
For those not in the know, Scrappy-Doo was introduced into the Scooby-Doo canon as a way to freshen up the formulaic monotony that had taken over the show. Scrappy is Scooby's nephew, who wanted to hang out with his uncle and solve mysteries. A lot of fans found Scrappy an intrusive annoyance, and vehemently advocated for his removal. He was never removed. He still shows up in Scooby-Doo related content to this day.
I started posting at this Scooby-Doo stan account, mentioning how much I loved the show. We started talking back and forth about the history of Scooby-Doo, and eventually I asked them who their favorite character was. Shocker, it was Scooby. They asked me the same question, to which I replied "oh, definitely Scrappy-Doo. I love him."
I was very quickly admonished and told to fuck off. I wasn't finished, though. I said that Scrappy was the only character I really enjoyed, and he was the only reason I started watching and enjoying Scooby-Doo shows. This made them even more angry. I got cussed out again. I spent an embarrassing amount of time extolling the virtues of Scrappy-Doo, while ignoring the rude replies from the stan account. Then, all of a sudden, I started gaining new followers. Very quickly. People I had never heard of and who I didn't have mutuals with. And then, a deluge of messages started pouring in, telling me how wrong I was, and how stupid I was for liking Scrappy. (Now, it is very important to know that not only do I not give a single fuck about Scrappy-Doo, but in general, I wouldn't even consider myself a fan of the Scooby-Doo franchise.) I messaged them all back, saying that Scrappy-Doo fucked their mom. Each and every one of them. AGAIN, I'm not proud of this, I was just sorta' looking to get the whole thing over with, and was a bit overwhelmed with the volume of messages I had gotten. I will readily admit this was not a chill thing to say!
So uh yeah. I now have a running total of 18 death threats made against me from people on the social media site who organized themselves in an effort to shut down my pro Scrsppy-Doo propaganda? Who knows how many more people will decide this is the thing to do. Obviously this is their coordinated revenge for me telling all of them that Scrappy fucked their moms. I'm aware that the chances of them all independently thinking to send me a death threat are very low. I'm sure they all talked amongst themselves and decided this was the play. I'm fine with it, it's just uh... well.
Thanks and have a great day. Scrappy4Lyfe
Nuuuu being based and amazing is u
Every falcon has a name. Not wretched human blather. Instead, just before it hatches, an angel visits it and whispers the true name of God, the utterance that conjured all of creation. A falcon's true name is a fragment of this. Own the right falcons, and know the name of God.
One is a map were you kill and abort a fetus, the other is one where you walk into a bathtub to slit your wrists. Are these REALLY the maps that need GZDoom's automatic compatibility? They are dumb meme maps that are just meant to be edgy AF, adding compatibility for them would be severe overkill imo.
you see my plan is, if i drain this marsh and turn it into steam then there will be no water, says the literal fish lady leading her fish army
Yay ^w^
Kitty good, I love kitties
YES, I finally found this game. Been looking for it since 2004. Screw you craig, now I get my turn to play.
Manchin is not a name, it’s more a title or job description, like Caesar or Batman
Hollywood is learning what happens when a host becomes too weak to support its parasites.
That may well be its epitaph, God willing.
tumblr can gag on my entire dick and balls - got much better hopes for this site though!
I myself had a hard time believing the Secret Service would allow a 79-year-old Commander in Chief to be injected with an essentially-untested vaccine. I had an even harder time believing he wasn’t given a balloon animal and a lollipop for taking the shot without crying or making a scene.
you people out here worrying about these vaccines...
Meanwhile... they are making and distributing Peep flavored Pepsi.
Ok so let's say you buy a case of plastic water bottles. There is a probability that one or more of those bottles, caps, or some component will wind up in the ocean. Further, there's a probability that one of those plastic items will end up causing a sea creature to suffer, perhaps choking, or otherwise.
I don't know what that probability is, but let's say it's 1/1000.
Imagine if, at check-out, you had to hit a button that gave you a 1 in 1000 chance of having to inflict equal harm, with your own hands, to a marine animal. Imagine if you hit that number, they would take you into a back room with a marine animal, say a baby seal or a sea gull. You then have to physically inflict an equal amount of harm with your bare hands. With the case of the water bottles, perhaps you have to physically choke the sea gull to death, mimicking what would have otherwise occurred based on the predetermined probability.
Another way to do it would be to keep a tracker, so every 1,000th plastic item you purchase, you have to commit this act.
There are many negative externalities associated with items like plastics. I think people would operate differently if they weren't so far-removed from those externalities.
English? It's going to take a while. First, you have to come up with a topic that other people know about. Like, let's say you're hanging out with your friends and one of them says that they're hungry. You could make this your topic. Say something like, WHAT ABOUT BEING HUNGRY GUYS? See, already you're communicating because you're listening. Now lets suppose he says, Yeah I'm hungry, let's go to Taco Bell. What he's really saying is, Taco Bell is an option for him. Now, the most efficient thing is to say what is an option for you. So, you could say OK TACO BELL IS COOL BY ME or you could say TACO BELL IS FOR LOSERS (btw, loser="You Fail It" guy). On the other hand, you could say something like TACO BELL IS ON A SPOKE/OFF IN SOME WEEDS but this doesn't really say what you think; it doesn't necessarily hurt, but it makes the conversation longer and if there are any girls in the room they will probably look at you funny.
Shits as big as that one go through the canal al the time and have been for years. A combination of severe winds blowing the ship and a bad captain caused this, not so much the size (although it doesn’t help)
I swear I've seen this EXACT post on another thread before, like exact text and everything.
Her family probably hates you guys
Hitler died peacefully surrounded by loved ones at his Argentinian home in the 80s I doubt he cares what people think of him.
Hacker MODE
u dont want to fuck with a Paxil-roided single mom with fibro and student debt who wraps their head in plastic shielding and six masks before barreling their Subaru down I-95 to go kneel at a Hezbollah style rally for a retarded felon
Damn, can’t a superhero have a young male ward without everyone calling him gay? It was normal in the 40s when I started.
Breaking into the maternity ward so I can say "Bonk! Go to horny jail!" to all the pregnant women.
There's a big difference between not holding in a fart and holding a mic directly up to your ass/vag/dick, sucking in air and letting it rip. If a dude started shooting compressed air out of his dick straight into his mic, I have zero doubts that he would be banned from Twitch, no matter how impressive it might be.
Don't believe me? I dare any streamer to bend over, aim their ass right into the mic and let rip. See what happens.
One very common and largely unacknowledged aspect of this practice was that many of the boy victims brought pantsing upon themselves by being impertinent to and over-familiar with the older pupils, even daring them to do it, and thus incurring the penalty. I am sure that they secretly enjoyed the idea of being stripped and exhibited in this way in front of their classmates and the giggling girls always close by. I know, because I brought on such a pantsing myself after ragging a group of older pupils. It was sports day and I was barefoot, dressed only in shorts, underpants and a tee shirt. All this was quickly stripped from me, and I was carried by the others – quite naked – to the girls’ grounds, where the mob, reckoning that my impertinence had been especially intolerable, elected to bind me, standing, to the chicken wire that fenced the perimeter of the girls’ basketball courts. I struggled with all my might against this outrage, but my motives were not so much to save what was left of my modesty, as to take my mind off what was becoming quite an impressive and uncontrollable erection. As it is, the boys relented, and just as well, for while the headmasters of both the boys’ and girls’ schools would overlook a simple pantsing, the provocative diorama of a naked boy seemingly crucified on a wire fence and with a deeply incongruous prong pointing to the horizon, might have led them to ban the practice altogether.
Finland does not exist. It is a fabrication created by the Russians
and Japanese to bypass international fishing regulations. There is no
landmass between Sweeden and Russia, only a sea. People who believe
they are Finnish are actually from remote parts of eastern Sweeden.
99% of Finland is supposed to be uninhabited forest, it's not like
they would notice. Nokia is a shell company which is used to transport
fish across Russia to Japan using the trans-siberia railway under the
guise of electronic products. This explains how Japan is the largest
importer of Nokia products despite almost no one there owning a Nokia
phone.
Wake up sheeple
I am an adorable 5,000 year old loli vampire!!!!! Bleh bleh bleh >:P
Where do I get the ground vagina maker?
So bros. What if I "root" a horse with my 6 inch cut Bahranian member, and flush its BIOS / CPU with my spermen? If the horse does making pregnant. And if with my cum, I will be FIRST human to programming a "centaur" in the human history. And when I reaise my army of children centaur. Half man, half horse. "EELS IS KING You will say it "EELS IS KING."
Then, for some unknown reason, Parliament exploded fiercely, showering the countryside with monocles and top hats.
scribbles these sagely words unwisely on the bathroom stall for whores to gawk and strain at
We shouldn't expect or require most of the common people to act classy, or guilt them for failing to live up to a higher standard as they are innately incapable sheep. That's not to say they don't have their place, or aren't critically important to the stable constitution of a society.
We, as a species, need to realize the truths of old. The Higher Aphrodite and the Lesser Aphrodite; sexual intimacy and "just blowing a load" -- with maybe a denigrative insult added at the end to top it off. In ancient Grecian culture, it was clearly recognized that large swaths of the masses were only capable of the Lower Aphrodite, and INCAPABLE of the Greater Aphrodite, and WERE NOT MADE TO FEEL GUILTY, NOR PUNISHED, FOR THEIR LOWER NATURES. Nor were such lowest common denominators urged to commit to long-term sexually intimate relationships (that they couldn't help but inwardly hate as extreme impositions), just to appease the selfish moral sensibilities of their superiors projected unrightfully against the foundations of their natural slaves' natures.
Being a cum factory that only needs biological release, much like a butterfly desperately finding relief by laying dozens of eggs on leaves -- dozens of eggs that would otherwise kill it from internal swelling were it guilted into behaving against its nature -- should be expected of the common man. We should only be pleasantly surprised if there is affection and intimacy added unto a commoner's urges in rare exceptions.
I'm remembering when I first jacked off to pinkie pie inflation at the age of 7 but there's no pony thread showing up for me ._.
Lewd is obvious sexuality. VERY LEWD is very specific sexual things. Its kind of arbitrary, but I think you'll see my point. Wanting a man to play with your ota is lewd, wanting a man to play with play with your ota while you sit on his knee wearing a miniskirt but no panties causally is very lewd.
Showing a boy in the tree house your ota is lewd, but wearing a skrit no panties and spreading your legs, showing your ass to show the boy inches below while you climb the ladder to the tree house is very lewd.
I think you get my point. Very lewd is more subtle.
Just as a heads up, a very salient part of the frogs in a boiling pot story is often left out: the frogs that didn't try to escape had been lobotomized.
Unlobotomized frogs noped the fuck out when the water got uncomfortably warm.
What that says about the current political situation, I'll leave for you to interpret.
Moon is poopie? I thought it was cheese!?
Ah. Now I see the core of your argument. You're a crippled old man who can't keep up with the young whipper-snappers that can use the mouse effectively, therefore you build the ludicrious argument that 'probably the majority of the posters here' suffer from the same condition you do in order to make yourself appear (and feel) on equal terms with everyone.
Come on you big baby. Quite painful!? Have you ever had a chainsaw dig into your thigh, then have to put it in reverse to get it out? Have you ever had your arm stuck in a milking machine? Have you ever been triggered so bad, you cried yourself to sleep for days? Don't tell me about pain, mac. At least you could use your mouse or your dick with your other hand and life went back to normal. Some people don't have it so lucky.
There's a cell phone tower by the supermarket nearest my house. It's disguised as a palm tree. I forget it's there every time and every time I spot it again, I shout out loud: "That's a fake palm tree!"
It has been there for years.
I think I might be retarded guys. Seriously. Fuck that aspergers self-diagnosis. I'm going for the goal: full-on retard. The beauty is they can't take that one away from you. They can't say you're functional. There's no arguing with it. It's big and loud and all it wants is cake...
>>691
I know what site this is from!
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/100
>>687
This is a half truth. They weren't lobotmized, they had their brain removed in the original experiment.
I used to work within walking distance of this location and decided to give it a try based off my Japanese cousin-in-law's love for it in Japan. She said it's basically their fast food, like McDonald's.
I tried a few dishes (chicken teriyaki, orange chicken, grilled steak) and thought they were just "meh." Until she told me to get the original beef bowl. Now, I was a little hesitant because I thought it looked like tripe or pale meat. But MAN. It was delicious. Needless to say, I became a Yoshinoya beef bowl regular. This is probably one of the things I miss the most about working in the area.
Staff is decent. They were starting to know me by name. I came in at random times and it never seemed to be too busy. Sign up for their email offers- there's always some kind of deal. Also, make sure to ask for some of their red pepper packets!
Happening now is how I wish the camera man would have put more forcus on photographing that cute, sexy, well dressed lady than this merciless judas called President Uhuru Kenyatta and the brother Raila Odinga
Obamas
When your goth loli GF moves in with you and your french swordsman wife.
Unlike in hellscape Japan, here in the West our literature hasn’t been completely colonized by 30-something+ year olds writing fiction for/about teenagers and young adults. It’s because we’re a superior society you see, not like those fucked up Asians
Next you'll tell me lasagna is not part of a healthy diet for cats
He had never heard about the fentanyl bloodstream flood choke.
What do you thinking if something close this stupid site,
It was big mistake that i regestered on this ball site.
All web masters have done good job (about design) And what are you all people doing on that site, ofcourse BALL sITe.
Stupid queations STUPID IDEA STUPID FORUMS STUPID ... HHHHHHHH ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
DOOM is not a game this is black disk with something eggs on pictures.
Doomers ball shit snakes.