nigger

No one will be visiting a url that looks like it came out of Satan's anus.

If there's a stem on the apple, it's a boy.

Look, I'm not saying I'm proud of a lot of the harsh putdowns I deal out on social media. I'm harsh. I'm never intentionally hurtful, and I don't say mean things for no reason. If someone stirs the pot, I decide to spice things up in there. Again, I'm not proud of this.

The other day, I was on a heretofore unnamed social media site, when I saw that someone I followed liked a post from what appeared to be a Scooby-Doo stan account. I found this very funny, so I checked it out. It turns out this stan account has sort of not so subtly been bullying a certain voice actor who voiced Scrappy-Doo. Not just teasing or name calling either, like, they really were very awful to this person.

For those not in the know, Scrappy-Doo was introduced into the Scooby-Doo canon as a way to freshen up the formulaic monotony that had taken over the show. Scrappy is Scooby's nephew, who wanted to hang out with his uncle and solve mysteries. A lot of fans found Scrappy an intrusive annoyance, and vehemently advocated for his removal. He was never removed. He still shows up in Scooby-Doo related content to this day.

I started posting at this Scooby-Doo stan account, mentioning how much I loved the show. We started talking back and forth about the history of Scooby-Doo, and eventually I asked them who their favorite character was. Shocker, it was Scooby. They asked me the same question, to which I replied "oh, definitely Scrappy-Doo. I love him."

I was very quickly admonished and told to fuck off. I wasn't finished, though. I said that Scrappy was the only character I really enjoyed, and he was the only reason I started watching and enjoying Scooby-Doo shows. This made them even more angry. I got cussed out again. I spent an embarrassing amount of time extolling the virtues of Scrappy-Doo, while ignoring the rude replies from the stan account. Then, all of a sudden, I started gaining new followers. Very quickly. People I had never heard of and who I didn't have mutuals with. And then, a deluge of messages started pouring in, telling me how wrong I was, and how stupid I was for liking Scrappy. (Now, it is very important to know that not only do I not give a single fuck about Scrappy-Doo, but in general, I wouldn't even consider myself a fan of the Scooby-Doo franchise.) I messaged them all back, saying that Scrappy-Doo fucked their mom. Each and every one of them. AGAIN, I'm not proud of this, I was just sorta' looking to get the whole thing over with, and was a bit overwhelmed with the volume of messages I had gotten. I will readily admit this was not a chill thing to say!

So uh yeah. I now have a running total of 18 death threats made against me from people on the social media site who organized themselves in an effort to shut down my pro Scrsppy-Doo propaganda? Who knows how many more people will decide this is the thing to do. Obviously this is their coordinated revenge for me telling all of them that Scrappy fucked their moms. I'm aware that the chances of them all independently thinking to send me a death threat are very low. I'm sure they all talked amongst themselves and decided this was the play. I'm fine with it, it's just uh... well.

Thanks and have a great day. Scrappy4Lyfe

Nuuuu being based and amazing is u

Every falcon has a name. Not wretched human blather. Instead, just before it hatches, an angel visits it and whispers the true name of God, the utterance that conjured all of creation. A falcon's true name is a fragment of this. Own the right falcons, and know the name of God.

>>652 relatable

One is a map were you kill and abort a fetus, the other is one where you walk into a bathtub to slit your wrists. Are these REALLY the maps that need GZDoom's automatic compatibility? They are dumb meme maps that are just meant to be edgy AF, adding compatibility for them would be severe overkill imo.

you see my plan is, if i drain this marsh and turn it into steam then there will be no water, says the literal fish lady leading her fish army

Yay ^w^
Kitty good, I love kitties

YES, I finally found this game. Been looking for it since 2004. Screw you craig, now I get my turn to play.

Manchin is not a name, it’s more a title or job description, like Caesar or Batman

Hollywood is learning what happens when a host becomes too weak to support its parasites.

That may well be its epitaph, God willing.

tumblr can gag on my entire dick and balls - got much better hopes for this site though!

I myself had a hard time believing the Secret Service would allow a 79-year-old Commander in Chief to be injected with an essentially-untested vaccine. I had an even harder time believing he wasn’t given a balloon animal and a lollipop for taking the shot without crying or making a scene.

you people out here worrying about these vaccines...

Meanwhile... they are making and distributing Peep flavored Pepsi.

Ok so let's say you buy a case of plastic water bottles. There is a probability that one or more of those bottles, caps, or some component will wind up in the ocean. Further, there's a probability that one of those plastic items will end up causing a sea creature to suffer, perhaps choking, or otherwise.

I don't know what that probability is, but let's say it's 1/1000.

Imagine if, at check-out, you had to hit a button that gave you a 1 in 1000 chance of having to inflict equal harm, with your own hands, to a marine animal. Imagine if you hit that number, they would take you into a back room with a marine animal, say a baby seal or a sea gull. You then have to physically inflict an equal amount of harm with your bare hands. With the case of the water bottles, perhaps you have to physically choke the sea gull to death, mimicking what would have otherwise occurred based on the predetermined probability.

Another way to do it would be to keep a tracker, so every 1,000th plastic item you purchase, you have to commit this act.

There are many negative externalities associated with items like plastics. I think people would operate differently if they weren't so far-removed from those externalities.

English? It's going to take a while. First, you have to come up with a topic that other people know about. Like, let's say you're hanging out with your friends and one of them says that they're hungry. You could make this your topic. Say something like, WHAT ABOUT BEING HUNGRY GUYS? See, already you're communicating because you're listening. Now lets suppose he says, Yeah I'm hungry, let's go to Taco Bell. What he's really saying is, Taco Bell is an option for him. Now, the most efficient thing is to say what is an option for you. So, you could say OK TACO BELL IS COOL BY ME or you could say TACO BELL IS FOR LOSERS (btw, loser="You Fail It" guy). On the other hand, you could say something like TACO BELL IS ON A SPOKE/OFF IN SOME WEEDS but this doesn't really say what you think; it doesn't necessarily hurt, but it makes the conversation longer and if there are any girls in the room they will probably look at you funny.

Shits as big as that one go through the canal al the time and have been for years. A combination of severe winds blowing the ship and a bad captain caused this, not so much the size (although it doesn’t help)

I swear I've seen this EXACT post on another thread before, like exact text and everything.

Her family probably hates you guys

Hitler died peacefully surrounded by loved ones at his Argentinian home in the 80s I doubt he cares what people think of him.

Hacker MODE

u dont want to fuck with a Paxil-roided single mom with fibro and student debt who wraps their head in plastic shielding and six masks before barreling their Subaru down I-95 to go kneel at a Hezbollah style rally for a retarded felon

Damn, can’t a superhero have a young male ward without everyone calling him gay? It was normal in the 40s when I started.

Breaking into the maternity ward so I can say "Bonk! Go to horny jail!" to all the pregnant women.

>>506
here i thought this was about christine jorgensen

There's a big difference between not holding in a fart and holding a mic directly up to your ass/vag/dick, sucking in air and letting it rip. If a dude started shooting compressed air out of his dick straight into his mic, I have zero doubts that he would be banned from Twitch, no matter how impressive it might be.

Don't believe me? I dare any streamer to bend over, aim their ass right into the mic and let rip. See what happens.

One very common and largely unacknowledged aspect of this practice was that many of the boy victims brought pantsing upon themselves by being impertinent to and over-familiar with the older pupils, even daring them to do it, and thus incurring the penalty. I am sure that they secretly enjoyed the idea of being stripped and exhibited in this way in front of their classmates and the giggling girls always close by. I know, because I brought on such a pantsing myself after ragging a group of older pupils. It was sports day and I was barefoot, dressed only in shorts, underpants and a tee shirt. All this was quickly stripped from me, and I was carried by the others – quite naked – to the girls’ grounds, where the mob, reckoning that my impertinence had been especially intolerable, elected to bind me, standing, to the chicken wire that fenced the perimeter of the girls’ basketball courts. I struggled with all my might against this outrage, but my motives were not so much to save what was left of my modesty, as to take my mind off what was becoming quite an impressive and uncontrollable erection. As it is, the boys relented, and just as well, for while the headmasters of both the boys’ and girls’ schools would overlook a simple pantsing, the provocative diorama of a naked boy seemingly crucified on a wire fence and with a deeply incongruous prong pointing to the horizon, might have led them to ban the practice altogether.

Finland does not exist. It is a fabrication created by the Russians
and Japanese to bypass international fishing regulations. There is no
landmass between Sweeden and Russia, only a sea. People who believe
they are Finnish are actually from remote parts of eastern Sweeden.
99% of Finland is supposed to be uninhabited forest, it's not like
they would notice. Nokia is a shell company which is used to transport
fish across Russia to Japan using the trans-siberia railway under the
guise of electronic products. This explains how Japan is the largest
importer of Nokia products despite almost no one there owning a Nokia
phone.

Wake up sheeple

I am an adorable 5,000 year old loli vampire!!!!! Bleh bleh bleh >:P

Where do I get the ground vagina maker?

So bros. What if I "root" a horse with my 6 inch cut Bahranian member, and flush its BIOS / CPU with my spermen? If the horse does making pregnant. And if with my cum, I will be FIRST human to programming a "centaur" in the human history. And when I reaise my army of children centaur. Half man, half horse. "EELS IS KING You will say it "EELS IS KING."

Then, for some unknown reason, Parliament exploded fiercely, showering the countryside with monocles and top hats.

scribbles these sagely words unwisely on the bathroom stall for whores to gawk and strain at

We shouldn't expect or require most of the common people to act classy, or guilt them for failing to live up to a higher standard as they are innately incapable sheep. That's not to say they don't have their place, or aren't critically important to the stable constitution of a society.

We, as a species, need to realize the truths of old. The Higher Aphrodite and the Lesser Aphrodite; sexual intimacy and "just blowing a load" -- with maybe a denigrative insult added at the end to top it off. In ancient Grecian culture, it was clearly recognized that large swaths of the masses were only capable of the Lower Aphrodite, and INCAPABLE of the Greater Aphrodite, and WERE NOT MADE TO FEEL GUILTY, NOR PUNISHED, FOR THEIR LOWER NATURES. Nor were such lowest common denominators urged to commit to long-term sexually intimate relationships (that they couldn't help but inwardly hate as extreme impositions), just to appease the selfish moral sensibilities of their superiors projected unrightfully against the foundations of their natural slaves' natures.

Being a cum factory that only needs biological release, much like a butterfly desperately finding relief by laying dozens of eggs on leaves -- dozens of eggs that would otherwise kill it from internal swelling were it guilted into behaving against its nature -- should be expected of the common man. We should only be pleasantly surprised if there is affection and intimacy added unto a commoner's urges in rare exceptions.

I'm remembering when I first jacked off to pinkie pie inflation at the age of 7 but there's no pony thread showing up for me ._.

Lewd is obvious sexuality. VERY LEWD is very specific sexual things. Its kind of arbitrary, but I think you'll see my point. Wanting a man to play with your ota is lewd, wanting a man to play with play with your ota while you sit on his knee wearing a miniskirt but no panties causally is very lewd.

Showing a boy in the tree house your ota is lewd, but wearing a skrit no panties and spreading your legs, showing your ass to show the boy inches below while you climb the ladder to the tree house is very lewd.

I think you get my point. Very lewd is more subtle.

Just as a heads up, a very salient part of the frogs in a boiling pot story is often left out: the frogs that didn't try to escape had been lobotomized.

Unlobotomized frogs noped the fuck out when the water got uncomfortably warm.

What that says about the current political situation, I'll leave for you to interpret.

Moon is poopie? I thought it was cheese!?

Ah. Now I see the core of your argument. You're a crippled old man who can't keep up with the young whipper-snappers that can use the mouse effectively, therefore you build the ludicrious argument that 'probably the majority of the posters here' suffer from the same condition you do in order to make yourself appear (and feel) on equal terms with everyone.

Come on you big baby. Quite painful!? Have you ever had a chainsaw dig into your thigh, then have to put it in reverse to get it out? Have you ever had your arm stuck in a milking machine? Have you ever been triggered so bad, you cried yourself to sleep for days? Don't tell me about pain, mac. At least you could use your mouse or your dick with your other hand and life went back to normal. Some people don't have it so lucky.

There's a cell phone tower by the supermarket nearest my house. It's disguised as a palm tree. I forget it's there every time and every time I spot it again, I shout out loud: "That's a fake palm tree!"

It has been there for years.

I think I might be retarded guys. Seriously. Fuck that aspergers self-diagnosis. I'm going for the goal: full-on retard. The beauty is they can't take that one away from you. They can't say you're functional. There's no arguing with it. It's big and loud and all it wants is cake...

>>691
I know what site this is from!
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/100

>>687
This is a half truth. They weren't lobotmized, they had their brain removed in the original experiment.

I used to work within walking distance of this location and decided to give it a try based off my Japanese cousin-in-law's love for it in Japan. She said it's basically their fast food, like McDonald's.

I tried a few dishes (chicken teriyaki, orange chicken, grilled steak) and thought they were just "meh." Until she told me to get the original beef bowl. Now, I was a little hesitant because I thought it looked like tripe or pale meat. But MAN. It was delicious. Needless to say, I became a Yoshinoya beef bowl regular. This is probably one of the things I miss the most about working in the area.

Staff is decent. They were starting to know me by name. I came in at random times and it never seemed to be too busy. Sign up for their email offers- there's always some kind of deal. Also, make sure to ask for some of their red pepper packets!

Happening now is how I wish the camera man would have put more forcus on photographing that cute, sexy, well dressed lady than this merciless judas called President Uhuru Kenyatta and the brother Raila Odinga

Obamas

When your goth loli GF moves in with you and your french swordsman wife.

Unlike in hellscape Japan, here in the West our literature hasn’t been completely colonized by 30-something+ year olds writing fiction for/about teenagers and young adults. It’s because we’re a superior society you see, not like those fucked up Asians

Next you'll tell me lasagna is not part of a healthy diet for cats

He had never heard about the fentanyl bloodstream flood choke.

What do you thinking if something close this stupid site,
It was big mistake that i regestered on this ball site.
All web masters have done good job (about design) And what are you all people doing on that site, ofcourse BALL sITe.
Stupid queations STUPID IDEA STUPID FORUMS STUPID ... HHHHHHHH ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

DOOM is not a game this is black disk with something eggs on pictures.
Doomers ball shit snakes.

I'm going to say this once, get a life. You obviously aren't the real Honeydew.

What is the body if not horny jail for the soul?

i could do with a lot less of white guy commentary. not what i want to hear while watching porn

I've been looksmaxxing for a year now with decent results here's some tips I can give

>Sunstares with Swarovski binoculars slc 10x42 4x week at 12-3 PM for maximum Vitamin C gains and ensuring you darken your irises (if it's boring brown it'll turn hazel)

>Facepunches supersetted with neckhangs to failure to get a stronger lowe third and massive neck

>Daily mirror screams to lower inhibtion, practice talking to people, and also good for voicemaxxing. Not technically a looksmax but it's good if you're non NT.

>Invest in a medieval rack or create a makeshift one and periodically get a trusted friend to stretch you until you hear the bones pop out of their socket. If you do that means it works and it'll realign itself habitually making you taller, warning not for the faint of heart. Over if you don't do this while under 6'0.

>Chew ice cubes

>Three houe microscalping and immediately washing hair with vodka afterwards instead of shampoo works to strengthen the follicles and should replace Nizoral if baldfag with Fin and Min.

>Weekly self flaying to really clean and scrub away the dirt and get nice glowing skin. Gives plus +2 PSL if you have shitskin pheno. If experienced, consider facial flaying and clipping off a piece of your nose. Saves money instead of getting rhinoplasty and if well executed looks massively dark triad.

Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h27Jq8brPs0 [Embed] everyday as motivation to ascend and Godspeed OP, we're all gonna make it.

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repost this comment on 10 other pages i will spawn in your thread and make a mess of the original topic

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Hahahaha I feel so sorry for all of you GAYstation owning losers
NINTENDO 64 is HERE and is KICKING EVERY OTHER CONSOLE IN THE ASS!!!!

And if you don't believe me, you're either a retard or a NIGGER

THE PLAYSTATION NATION IS NO MORE!!!! NINTENDO WINS AGAIN!!!!

It's not your question that got your PM ability removed. After you sent it I set the forum to log your actions and I saw a bunch of PM's go out right after that. As soon as I saw that, I put a stop to it right away. You asked if it was alright, and then before even getting an "ok" you just went and did it.

Do NOT mass PM users for an issue that is better posted in the forum publicly.

Your PM ability stays turned off, for now. I'll have a discussion with staff before we consider turning it back on for you.

Keep in mind, we in staff do have friends too - and you happened to message one of those friends, so I saw exactly what you PM'd him. I can only imagine the rest were exactly identical. And considering the content of that message ... yeah, I think it's best not to let you loose on that right now.

I went and saw Affleck's Dare Devil during a period when I was extremely depressed and seriously considering suicide. I decided to be more outgoing and try to have more friends. A group of casual friends we going to see it and I went with them. After the movie I used the bathroom, as you do, and when I came out they had all forgotten I was there and left.

Just because your mom and dad are brother and sister doesnt mean you have to take your feelings of inadequacy out on the rest of the world.........get help

One group wants to force their lifestyle and sexual preferences on others. The other are trans.

I see “HE IS ALIVE” trending and I thought they was talking about DMX I click it and it’s about this nigga Jesus

Thanks for taking time out of your busy day to voluntarily insult my ice cream. I've learned a lot and will make adjustments next time.

Back in the good days kids dropped acid and listened to a social reject play acoustic while somebody spat half-truths about Buddhism. Oh, how times have changed!

How about Redneck Native American trying to tell white folks to go back where they came from if they hate America so much?

oversupply of NFTs? who could have ever predicted that there would be so much nothing that the price of nothing would plummet

You call that a compound word? My title in the military was "tietojärjestelmäasentaja-aliupseerioppilas" during NCO training.

Christians and Muslims: ♥️🤝
Israel: 😨😵

This is a PSA stating we need more FNF bbc porn if possible, so i'll get the ball rolling with this one

> Hey progeny from a nepali dick, son of cheap prostitute mother, sister’s penis, motherfucker... I’ll shove your englishness up yours, do you get it? ya daughter sex-trafficker. Moron, learn to read and write first, you’re talking about the same damn thing over and over, illiterate, asshole... post is highlighting how gender insecurity is being fed into young kids' mind at such a tender age and not tr@ns ph0bia... 4th grade failure, asshole, you know nothing about the world and nothing about sex, yet you want to fuck the Universe

Actually those last lines can be better translated as "you know nothing of your balls or your ass yet you'll fuck the knowledge of the universe"

It's kind of sad that it loses the poetry in translation.

How did Godzilla end up in China in recent movies? I understand wanting to destroy it, but isn't it a Japanese controlled franchise?

It's quite sickening to see so many people celebrating the 8 year anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death when she really should have died much sooner.

this is NOT WORKING, tried it with dosbox but it seems like it's one of those HACKED BY SOMEONE games, hacked by someone called hybrid so it seems it is in fact NOT an abandonware game....what a shame.

prince philip died doing what matters most to the royal family: creating a news story that isn’t about prince andrew & teenage girls

Youtube did it! Google is going to end racism with these videos!

If we were dating and I could only ever please you with my tongue, do you think it gives you free pass to have another bf?

All that money still won't make him an inch taller.

You know those ads in magazines that say "Buy a star!" and it's totally BS?

It's like that, but for every star you buy, they burn down a forest.

There is also "Monsteraffentittengeil", which roughly translates to "pretty good".

I also remember being surprised at a couple other quick odd changes in tone. The bee torture thing. The squirrels just let the wasps kill you over and over and I assume they don't know you're unkillable. In the snow level you're ice skating down this otherwise magical winter wonderland, and then you skate through a hollowed out whale carcass. Same deal in the garden level. Out of nowhere you start have to crouch walk through a hollowed out caterpillar. I liked these in an "Oh, what an odd choice" way, but if I was a Parent playing with their kid I may have been put off by any or all of these things.

"Finally," he said, "a chance to use my music production degree and maid outfit to make something truly sublime."

Bruh moment öyle bir andır ki ırkçılığa karşı yazdığın şarkıyı ırkçılık yüzünden kaybedersin

I CAN'T STAND EATING FEIJOADA ANYMORE!

Nice! Next exam i have I'll write god as every answer and will claim i got cancelled when i fail.

What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound like the 12 year old girl they learnt it from

Taihen desu!

Oh wait... a second, what color is this mayor? Lemme go check....

Back now. Scratch that. The idea of "consequences" is obviously a bridge too far.

>>735 yes and it's based

>>737
This person uses periods too much and would be incredibly awkward if this sentence was spoken

Maybe croc meat taste like shit? Probably wasn’t worth the energy to deal with but idk

Mark Zuckerberg is the uncanny valley.

>>742
somehow not the worst ERP I've ever seen

Dumb game dumb concept dumb everything and here I am reading and commenting on it

Haha love these ants! Their bite hurts SO MUCH! 🖤🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

As a long time high school substitute teacher, I wish they still taught sex ed.
The year they stopped teaching it, there were 12 pregnancies.

Well, as they say Jesus loves the little children (even if they're illegitimate and unvaccinated. )

I would totally show the kids that part of this video, not that that would make a difference.

I once had a kid tell me there was guano in the Monster energy drink he was happily consuming. ( there isn’t)
I asked him if he knew what guano was?

He proudly said “bird poop”.

So I asked if he thought it had bird poop in it, why was he still drinking.?

I increasingly have no illusion about the future of our species.

In fact I wish we would just get it over with before we take everything else with us.

anubis is just the grim reaper with a $6,000 fursuit

I'll like this but I'm not going to agree with it

Fucking excellent impersonating there mate, airline pilots well known for sitting in the local park in their uniform with a few cans of Special Brew. No idea how your neighbour worked it out honestly.