I know you do it.
But where? How? Do you do anything out of the ordinary?
Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
Maybe you're a chick and it's not a fap fap fap but a schlick schlick schlick?
What kind of porn gets you off? Do you even look at porn?
It would be wise to be Anonymous in this thread I think, unless you want to be a wanker.
Pretty Neighbor&! vol. 5 acquired
fapping imminent
I've got Share, WinNY, as well as trusty Azureus on my side! It's possible that I could non-stop fap until I: a) died b) ran out of bandwidth c) can't pay electricity bill d) other
>>61
Female here too, 21 years old. I don't fwap off horribly regularly, anything from every third day to thrice a day. Depends on the day and how teasy my boyfriend is when we talk/chat. being without sex with another human being for more than a month sucks ass. I need to hang out with my bf irl again.
Does anyone here fap or schlick to the most disgusting people they can find? I really like manga with ugly muscular/fat/hairy guys getting it on with each other or with loli/shota. But in real life I'm not attracted to guys at all, nor to young children.
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>>104
No. I however have great difficulties getting off to still images that have nothing or very little to do with eachother, I either need moving images (some kind of plot thing, even if it's a PWP kind of plot...), either in ero-manga/porn comic style or hentai anime/video. either that or my imagination. Oddly enough doesn't seem to be a middleway.
>>133
I usually imagine some kind of story too, usually elaborated from one or two pictures, but I don't need it to get off. Sometimes these plots in my mind ends in mid-story after I come, after which I am tired and don't really feel like doing or thinking about anything, and then the same plot continues before the next fap.
Y'know if your hand really gets numb... howwill you then use it to masturbate?
use the other hand to lead it
i come up with my fantasies myself, you unimaginative fools!
What really sucks is when you are schlicking and schlicking and you just can't come, and then you start getting finger-burn and you have to give up >:(
I use Pure Petroleum Jelly so I never have a problem with finger burning.
Also, I too imagine stories based on what anime/manga I recently watched or read. I think that the erotic stories I create while fapping is one of the reasons I like it so much.
Can non-Japanese PC see AA?
I wonder it.............
>>141
I have non-Japanese PC and can see AA, but I've installed IME, Mona font, and all that good stuff
>>141
yes but what does that have to do with masturbation?
unless you're rubbing one off to s-jis lolis or something
>>143
That´s someone´s fetish.
Today while masturbating I got a nose bleed. Is this the second warning sign that I am becoming wapanese? (I think learning the kana was the first)
lol you learned the kana, that's enough rite there
schlick schlick schlick...
i'm a female, but fwap is such a better word than schlick. also, not to mention the fact that which of the two is more appropriate depends on how you get off. I fwap more often than what i schlick :-p
but fwap sounds kinda like fap, which is kinda like the sound of a piece of meat swinging around. schlick is more feminine. in any case, 'schlick' disgusts me for some reason and I don't know why
I fapped while imagining me having sex with a little girl and thinking "touching children in inappropriate places".
>>152
I read the phrase somewhere and the words aroused me then. I didn't say it out loud, just the image of the phrase aroused me.
Have you ever tryed virtual sex?
on the subject, i was quite amused by an acronym used in this article:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4767308.stm
I would be too ashamed and embarrassed to do virtual sex!
I just tried filling my colon with water via the back door for the first time. I only did it a little though because I didn't want my ass to start leaking during gym class in 2 hours. I'm going to fill it much fuller when I get home, I'll report more after that.
Guro turns me on. So does really good DnB.
Dry fucking for me.
What is DnB?
I'm referring to <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drum_and_Bass>music</a>. I'm an audiophile. ^_^
>>149
Schlick doesn't sound more feminine. Schlick sounds like some lame bloke tried miserably and horribly to be hip and say "slick move" to someone, with a more "hip" accent. Conjures mental images of Gunther & The Sunshine Girls in my head, by some reason.
Fwap is more like the sound of skin being rapidly swoshed around at a relatively small area. Which both males and females can do, foreskin-/hood-/handRubbingUnevenArea-wise.
I guess one could technically manage to make even nipples go fwap, but one would have to try really hard. I'm talking about literally making a piece of your body make a sound that resembles the onomatopoetical word "fwap".
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>>169
Fap/Fwap doesn't originate from SL, however SL definitely helped spreading it.
My masturbation is onomatopoetic, too.
Slurp.
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I was no. 97! XD
But now, I have a long-distance gf who masturbates with me. Tis fun, I call her, and lately we talk dirty to one another until we have a few orgasms. I don't even need porn anymore. I just talk to her.
She's my soulmate, and I enjoy the time we spend, phone sex and all. Life just isn't so stressful anymore. XD
>>178 I don't think I could do that with my girlfriend. Maybe if she suggested it, but I don't think I would end up in a relationship with a girl that bold.
>>179"Lets talk about sex ba-by, lets talk about you and me"
thats all you need to say, and she will be, take me now you have impressed me with your manly voice
>>180 setting that aside, I don't think I could fully enjoy it myself.
is there some lolikon people here ?
>>182 somewhat, I don't like too young/too detailed
I like to look at loli doujins a little to get me started off and then I start thinking and fantasizing about real people. I usually don't fap to just non-doujin pics.
Does Anyone Else think Masturbation is depressing?
and do girls do it to regularly as men?
:-?
>>187
I know I do it at least once a day, usually twice. Is that how often men do it?
>>188
I guess so....But after I do it I feel tired. Ummmm.... is that normal?
>>188
I do it at least twice, but often more. I actually thought girls do it a lot less.
yeah , it's normal. everybody feel like sleeping after.
Girls do it all the time, and on webcam too. Sluts of all ages, from 18-65, from poor to rich, can be found masturbating on Yahoo and Adult Friend Finder webcams.
Well it'd be nice if another girl would post here saying how much she does it, because I want to know if my rate's normal.
>>193
Well, for me it depends on how much time I have and whatnot. Like now, during the summer, when I'm not going to school and have the entire day to myself I could very well do it up to 4 times in a day but the average is probably 2, maybe 2.5 over a week. It also depends on what I'm doing, like reading manga seems to make me horny all the time ^_^
I used to like hentai doujins but now I just like reading stories...
sometimes i fap so hard i get rug-burns on my penis. is this normal?
I fapped while driving for the first time today!
I masturbate to both real porn and hentai. Most in a real porn I like blow job, anal, or bukkake vids. In hentai I like mostly the same. I also like yaoi, thuogh none of the bear stuff. I also enjoy the occasional fap to futanari