Okay, so I bet each and everyone of us got some huge secret that we would never want our family to know. Something that will haunt you when you think that the might know about it, but can't ask because that would give it away.

I've got two things that I absolutely never would like my family, or not even my nearest friends to find out about me... well, not right now that is. In the future I might look back and laugh (cliché, i know) at one of the things, and the other one I'd love to be able to share with a future girlfriend-to-marry.

The first thing I've tried to keep as secret as possible, and up until know has been able to is that I two years ago got caught shoplifting, a deed that I'm hugely embarrassed about. I'm glad that the papers from the prosecutor was delivered in anonymous envelopes with no sender and that nothing had to get out over my family. Now I'm waiting for five years to go so that my criminal records will go away and I'm clean.

Shoplifting may not be that much to be embarrassed about, but if you live in a family like mine, and you later start to realize that it is against your own ideals. I still got all the papers around here somewhere and I intend to keep it a secret until all evidence of it ever happened have gone away.

Now, the other one is kinda special, since it isn't really something that I'm ashamed of, nor is it anything I've done wrong. Earlier this year I suddenly got an urge to try out anal masturbation (whoo, plot twist!) simply because I: 1. was bored, 2. wanted to try the "feeling" and 3. get to know myself.

So I bought tons of stuff and it didn't take long before I got my own arsenal of manly man-toys. I would honestly freak out if my family, friends or anyone else ever got to know about that, seriously. If someone would get a hold of my "secret box" I wouldn't know what to do, and I almost got into that situation... I think.

The thing is that a couple of months ago I came home late one evening and found my closet open, that's, by the way, where I keep the box. Problem is, I closed it when I went earlier that day... I think, I didn't know for sure, but I was almost certain that it was closed and that someone had opened it during the day when I was away. The box wasn't really that but, and it is a typical brown "anonymous" box. It did stand out quite a bit though.

However, even though I don't know for sure if anyone ever opened my closet, or if anyone ever noticed the box and looked inside it, I still have dreams of when someone from my family finds the box, or talks to me (or behind my back) about the box (and the contents, of course). In each and every dream I freak out.

Long story short, I made it impossible for anyone except for me to find the box by making myself a hidden compartment in a furniture of mine in which I store the box. The compartment is completely impossible to notice without knowing that it is there. Since then I've had no more dreams about anyone finding it, although drams where my family have already found the box still appeared some time after I hid the box in the compartment, I'm know completely free of those kinds of dreams!

So, that's my two deepest secrets that I honestly don't want anyone I know to know about me. Funny thing is though, since I'm a completely normal guy in my 20s, there could be thousands of people just like me, with shoplifting in their criminal records (although not being the criminal type) and having a thing for anal masturbation. Everyone got deep secrets, and I'd love to hear some more =D

I am secretly an alcoholic. Wife knows but most others do not. I have scaled back on the drinking since I am trying to lose weight right now but in reality, I really need booze. Life is too hard to manage without it.

Number 2 here...

To add, being drunk is one of the greatest feelings in the world for me. Orgasms are better, but do not last as long. Hard to describe how awesome the feeling is, but I assure you, it is great.

I probably should try getting drunk...

I shit on car window in old carparks!

sometimes............

Sometimes i don't

but most times i do..........

:)

http://www.pantherabits.com/imdb.php?mid=1685328

let's see:

1. I've fapped/can fap to almost every genre of porn out there. Scat, watersports, bondage, hard gay, beast, shemales... just naming some of the harder stuff that I can name. The only thing I know so far that's a complete turnoff is guro/gore. Other than that, I can probably find something in each genre to fap to, though some are more of a turnon than others.

And I consider myself straight, maybe bi for cute traps and shemales. Also, a virgin.

It would be horrible if someone explored my bookmarks after I died.

2. I have tried anal masturbation a few times and didn't get anything out of it, also I own a Japanese fleshlight-type product I keep hidden at the bottom of a box.

3. I have tried giving myself an enema tubgirl-style twice after I got curious about it due to porn. I had to clean the whole bathtub and floor with bleach cleaner afterwards. This was on a weekend in my own personal bathroom while my flatmates were out.

4. I dressed up as an anime trap a few times. None of my family/friends know about it, and my outfit is hidden in my closet.

...sorry, almost all of my responses belongs in /sexual/.

> I've fapped/can fap to almost every genre of porn out there.

You disgusting pedo.

Due to my misfortune of unwittingly associating with sociopaths and having been betrayed on the most fundamental level by my own family, all my deepest darkest secrets are out in the open and completely uncontainable.

Death will be a blessing.

1. I've unwittingly trained myself to be an assassin/mercenary by playing hundreds of video games, reading military survival literature, documentaries, technical manuals, novels, camping, shooting, and attaining/maintaining a professional athlete's level of fitness... but no one will ever hire me, and I don't want to join the Army because it's fucking lousy.
2. I'm a shameful procrastinator. I've whittled away entire months, promising myself I'd do this or that, but ending up just sitting around listening to music and surfing the internet all day.

I act average despite being extremely intelligent. I would never tell anyone this, however, because once you have a reputation you are no longer equal to anyone around you.

I act average while imagining that I'm hiding my extreme intelligence, though in reality I'm just average. I would never tell anyone this, however, because if I got a reputation people would expect me to actually display my imagined intelligence.

Haha, I'm afraid to post this because the feds will come after me, but oh well.

I'm a pedophile sympathizer. I don't think there's anything wrong with it, I think it's natural, and that the "damage" adult/child sex causes is culturally constructed. I feel the current stigma against pedophiles has sexiest, ageist, and racist roots, and, like all sexual taboos, is used to control people. It's part of a larger demonization of child sexuality, which is based in misinformation and false ideals that arose during the Victorian era. I would like to see pedophilia become an accepted orientation and the abolishment of age of consent laws.

>11

lol, i have smart friends and average friends. the smart ones get some actual stimulation while the average ones just get to see me drink and tell jokes all the time

>>12

>sexiest ... roots

ahaha

Also: power imbalances. 'Nuff said.

>>14

Haha, what a typo to make

Meh, I've always found power imbalances blown way out of proportion. Does it happen? Yes. Can it lead to a bad situation? Yes. Does it automatically make every adolescent/adult interaction invalid? No. Plus it assumes than any and every sexual interaction between adolescent and adult is initiated by the adult, which isn't true and ties back into that "Child are ~pure~ and have no sexual feelings!" idea.

My name is Ted Rea of Shattuck, Oklahoma. Im a 41 year old mexican and like to rape women while they are passed out.

Oh Ted :\

I've read a ton of yaoi manga. Bad habit. I have a weak spot for vapid romance culminating in buttsecks.

>>18
Thats not bad
Unless your family is homophobic

I'm ashamed of it because it's so lame, more than any other reason. I'm pathetic enough already without that getting out. No ambition at all.

>> 16 Ted Rea of Shattuck Oklahoma. He has aids.

My secret is that I'd never want anyone to know that I came here to say things that I'd never want anyone to know. :3

I'm bisexual and I jack off to loads of yaoi and trap porn and most of my other fetishes I am ashamed of.
I watch anime, read manga and am really interested in Japan.
I have Aspergers.

Its not much I know but right now I cant think of anything else major. But these are things that I would never ever want anybody in real life to find out about me.

I have jerked off my dog on a quite few occasions

I puke up my food.

Ted Rea has a baby that was convinced by him drugging and raping a girl. He thinks he should have rights to the baby. I don't think a rapist should have any rights and should pay the victom.

http://twitter.com/#!/Gayshoki

I don't know how to write in cursive.

>>27
(´・ω・`) followed!

>>29
It's spam.

I fucked my friend Mikey's mom. Then, another friend and I three-wayed her, while mikey was in Juvenile Detention. Her pussy is bomb, but I never learned her first name. True story.

>>27

>☆*Shit*☆=- ★=- ヽ(^∇^)ﾉ -=★ -=☆*Dick in ya mouth☆
>http://jjjamit.in

This tweet has changed my life.

I own several pieces of women's lingerie which I enjoy wearing around the house.

I think this is pretty common. (on the internet at least)

The comedian who is the most famous in Japan
・・・・・・・・・・・・・died.
http://p.tl/C8_w

I can't feel pleasure.

I'm a meth addict.

バリバリ伝説

I know Ted Rea of Shattuck OK. He is a thief and lier in my opinion

I don't like women that much any more. But I don't like men either. I have no sexual or romantic feelings for either sex.
What in hell is wrong with me?

>>39
this isnt a secret. answer: you could never have sex with a woman but you are not attracted to men, in order to save your self-confidence you declare your self "a-sexual" to avoid confronting the truth.

i have 2. the first is that i like to buy little girls panties and get off with them and the second is i love fucking large stuffed animals

>>41
I like to buy little girl animals and large stuffed panties. We're made for each other.

>>40
what is "the truth"?

>>41
You like to get off with little girls after you buy them panties?
GTFO, you disgusting pedo.

I think about killing people who have crossed me, stole from me or cut me off. I day dream of tourturing pedophile, even loose behavior of it...Thats you 41.

i think about just kill everyone in sight.
i also want to pretend to go crazy and be sent to a metal hospital were no one can judge you for being weird.
i think about killing myself ever time i say something that i didn't mean to say or do something stupid.

i think about just kill everyone in sight.
i also want to pretend to go crazy and be sent to a metal hospital were no one can judge you for being weird.
i think about killing myself ever time i say something that i didn't mean to say or do something stupid.

http://twitter.com/#!/KujibikiRumble

I'm bi-curious, and sometimes I fantasize about kissing other boys while at school.

Also, when using the bus, I like to imagine myself hitting people's faces with a bottle full of water.

Sometimes I still believe in God. For a few minutes at least.

>>47

>i think about killing myself ever time i say something that i didn't mean to say or do something stupid.

So do I.

you softies.
I've had sex with a horse. multiple times.
sneak into my cousins house and stick her vibrator up my ass and masturbate while wearing her nighty.
stolen from friends and family....
shit, now I'm hating myself.

>>51
Wait. Tell us more about the horse thing.