Daily Haiku (97)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-28 23:25 ID:W15ICr4h

Let's write haiku poetry about our day. I'll start with this.

Skeletons, creepers,
Zombies, killing me all night
Hardcore is too hard

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-29 02:09 ID:e8wCCP+2

A YouTube comment
Accusation of diaper shitting
Funniest thing all day

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-01 17:14 ID:U82rU0u2

One billion bytes
Of Russian photography
Now on my hard drive.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-01 23:40 ID:a0HTC6Y2

Taking it easy
My last day is Saturday
Let's hope this works out

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-02 18:56 ID:jrKinevC

>>4

This better not be

Talking about suicide.

So help me Allah.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-13 23:43 ID:jvXnaiM7

i saw a june bug
it was eating my cabbage
OP's mom is a whore

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-14 15:16 ID:CMRuExfE

>>3
I read this
as "Russian Pornography"
every fucking time

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-25 02:48 ID:xwtykHFb

The harsh rain
is very forbidding.
My bones ache.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-26 02:16 ID:CMRuExfE

Noxious gas
emitted from my anus
smells kinda bad

10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-28 19:28 ID:BKw09JxP

>>4
I made the right choice
Everything is working out
I am very pleased

11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-12 01:19 ID:gZOuiNnu

I'm replying to
a 3-4 month old thread
This is 4-ch

12 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-28 16:24 ID:QEWpMgDe

Big ol' smelly poop
My cheesy encrusted dick
Immaturity

13 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-30 16:34 ID:CMRuExfE

long cat
is
looooooong

14 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-31 10:56 ID:O5KEpDOJ

Mods won't you please add
a guide to haiku format
to the shit OP

15 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-01 16:29 ID:6ImGtokD

Time in the Iso
Gaze into the fist of Dredd
For I am the law

16 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-02 16:42 ID:6ImGtokD

I am so hungry
For the flesh of the living
It is time to feed

17 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-03 11:33 ID:pOOOJvbE

Examinations.
Soon I will be panicking.
Thanks. Salutations.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-03 12:12 ID:6ImGtokD

Time to post shit memes
I get off from your anger
I am shitposter

19 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-05 02:44 ID:UbZ9hVx/

I need employment
She has been here way too long
How can I escape?

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21 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-07 19:39 ID:w0BpdlQY

Nine whole gigabytes.
But it turned out that it was
Not good anyway.

22 Name: bps's mammy : 2015-06-11 01:19 ID:l3nGk2WQ

This whole site is shit
Who the fuck even are you
Absolute nerds lol

23 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-18 14:17 ID:UbZ9hVx/

>>4
Found new employment
Sometime during the summer
But now I'm quitting

24 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-08 23:44 ID:iFWjN7OC

School is not easy
But it's not that hard either
I hope I get by

25 Name: tokiko!5yOaZrqx.c : 2016-02-09 13:06 ID:RdyDrrl+

Negroes tongue my rectal area

26 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-10 22:59 ID:M7dy3aOa

Please don't write haiku
in non mora timed languages
Like japanese, or hawaiian, or sanskrit

27 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-12 13:30 ID:JMWBvRgm

Life's a bitch and then we die
that's why we get high
that's why we smoke lie

28 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-13 23:24 ID:UbZ9hVx/

I want solitude
Only until I get it
Then get depressed

29 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-14 02:27 ID:P4TNV6+F

The heat where I live
is unbearable when I
use my computer

30 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-18 21:44 ID:pXMEEnSG

4 Channel is slow
More users will make it fast
More shit posts ruin this

31 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-21 15:39 ID:dlKd86T7

People eat weird shit
Mushrooms, when you think about it.
I still love them though.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-22 23:14 ID:iFWjN7OC

My motivation
Is slowly slipping away
And has been for years

33 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-01 08:10 ID:d1Rdxg9K

My slow internet
Loads 4 channel very slow
Goddamn, I hate it.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-01 12:12 ID:iFWjN7OC

>>33
That's what it was like
When textboards were popular
You should embrace it

35 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-15 03:52 ID:WcHPfvLx

Woke up very late
forgot to make some coffee
now its time to sleep

36 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-17 12:53 ID:MyrpABiK

Had pizza today
burnt it a little bit though
3rd strike's a good game

37 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-20 20:16 ID:s7A/eITj

Ah my pleasant, little 'board
Such a pleasant night indeed
Mittens and kittens,
Snowfall! the first day of spring!
Bossanova and coffee,
Oh, what a feeling, indeed...

38 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-21 12:45 ID:dGr+l0aB

I'm making a game
But the graphics are subpar
I need to practice...

39 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-25 12:31 ID:UbZ9hVx/

My life keeps changing
But this board always remains
Please never leave me...

40 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-27 02:30 ID:4Tp69S4k

Called Bloom cherry trees on Univ
By high school students
Reach telegram of success

41 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-27 02:33 ID:4Tp69S4k

Called Bloom cherry trees on Univ
By high school students
Reach telegram of success

42 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-29 04:17 ID:7n0h1fqd

My exam is done.
I'm looking at the results.
I hate Calculus.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-30 22:07 ID:iFWjN7OC

>>42
It's okay, Anon
Try doing extra problems
That helps me, at least

44 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-31 01:33 ID:qgcrkOTC

Beat up the bad guy,
Corpse in the elevator.
Now I have a gun.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-31 15:16 ID:iM6KRyOB

Swan lands in clumps of white water lilies
It shakes lilies
Then can't know wings or lilies

46 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-02 14:06 ID:464pZwf4

Slept in until 3
A productive day for me!
Now what should I do

47 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-09 15:03 ID:WO0ZQvxx

Wake up, feeling tired
Post cee pee on image board
Fap myself to sleep

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