I would really hate to meet a /b/tard in real life. Not only would they have the whole meme-every-five-seconds thing going on when you're trying to talk to them (and thinking their so fucking clever while doing it), but /b/tards like to imagine themselves as deviant hardcore motherfucking internet superheros, when in real life they are (much like myself) just regular whiny nerds.

Then again, they probably think the same thing about me.