well, it looks like i might be on my way to having a new asian GF. i've never dated outside my race before so I have a few questions...

1. what do they eat?
2. how often do i have to take her outside to go wee wee?
3. can i leave her alone in my apt, or will she chew up my shoes?
4. do i have to put neon paint on the walls so she can see them and not run into them?

thanks, i appreciate it.

you're a racist asshole

Now now, don't feed the trolls

>>1

lol

lol, comedy

They eat chopped up blood worms but it is good to feed them chopped up peas as well for fiber.

If you provide your Asian Girlfriend with a box to go wee in you will not have to take her outside at all after proper training.
With love and proper training your Asian Girlfriend can even learn other tricks.

Asians are fine being alone in small spaces. In fact they love it. Most Asian girlfriends though enjoy being busy so be sure to leave many activities for your Asian girl friend to do!

The Asian girlfriend despite many myths about them are really color blind. This is evidenced in the wild by the out coverings they wear.

Good luck with your Asian girlfriend and remember to wash her once a week!

>>2
You mean arse-hole, right? Please leave donkeys out of this.

I am shocked-and-appalled.

>>1 and >>6 rejected by asian girls before.

>>6
wow, sounds like they aren't as much work as I always assumed. I might get one as well!

Just be warned.

Asian girls LOVE MONEY.

More specifically, YOUR money.

I don't think anyone in this thread that's keeping this subject going deserves to be with any woman, period.

>>12
Ironybump?

>>13
I lol'd.

MONEY

Another unusual thing about asian girls is that they cry when they experience pleasure.

>>16
i know a white girl like that.

she's a wap though

..

like if your in love you will go instantly "wee-wee".

I suggest.. SAGE!

don't take this too serious ^^

Sage for ignorance.

>>17
I assume you have hit white wapanese girl multiple times. Please tells us of your bedroom romps

also you're nose will probably bleed each time you see her

>>16
o rly?

I've never been with an Asian girl who did that. I've been with a couple of black girls who did, though.

>>22
Then you were clearly not manly enough for them.

Just be yourself and try to be respectful with this asian girl.
Asian girls are not different that occidentals girls.

YOU RACIST SOB!!!!!

What the hell is occidental?

>>27
Yeah, white people can't be that stupid. He must be a coon. I'm not racist btw.

>>27
eh, and you're the first one to mention that he might be white. :p

>>26
Occidental is the word for Western, just like oriental is the word for eastern. Please use a dictionary next time.