I am afraid i am the new densha otoko. Today i rescued a pretty girl who was harrassed by a drunk on the train.

spoilers: you cry for 6 minutes straight when you confess.

I've drugged and gagged her. She is sitting alongside my Real Dolls. What do I do now?

>>3
hi fart man 2

just show her all episodes of Densha, then ask if she thought it was beautiful. Since you both like the movie, you now have a common ground to fall back on. romance ensues. keep us posted.

guitar otoko.... outto!!!

spoilers: you cry for 6 minutes straight when you confess and then she leaves you for a real man

fixed

why are all you guys so nice :'( :'( :'( :'(???? you're my pride.....

>>4
No, really! She's in between Rie and Eva. I am thinking of dressing her up as "black Chi".

By the way, in no way am I faking this story so I can evoke some sympathy for my morbidly lonely life. I just want someone to hug :'(

hug

huh huh huh....a present has arrived! a pair of Hermes cups....ahhhhhhhhhhhh there's a cell phone number too :'( :'( :'(

huh huh huh....a present has arrived! a pair of Hermes cups....ahhhhhhhhhhhh there's a cell phone number too :'( :'( :'(

>_>

OK, you lose.

i am crapping on this fail.

I am saging on this thread

>>12
I am failing this tripcode post.

This thread makes emo's cut themselves, such is the failure

>>16
On the contrary, emos cutting themselves is win.

I see. Then how can this failure be described?

by saging this thread

sage

>>18
By you continually bumping it.

sage

and OMFG! my hands are trembling...but i've dialled the cell number..and i got to talk to the answering machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......

>>22
Please go away, noone likes you.

oh :O ????? it's not time to move to couples' thread yet...

LMAO

gtfo troll

PMSFL

(*_*)

New Densha?

here's some advice when you see Hermes fiance punch him before he punches you.

Yeeha, today i got into herme's pants.

>>22 HAHAHAHAA

>>32
dude, get a life.

Just make sure you dont go to Tahiti later on I believe its gonna goes some trouble between you two.

wot will happen in tahiti :O?

#33 otoko, my life is in akibahara

Stop bumping this shit already.

Sagers are fuckin' kunts

>>37
No, you are not densha either.

I am a fucking saint.

WOW!

you should revel in it, because it's the only cunt you're ever likely to get hanging around here

..............................

XXX

YYY

Grrrr, hermes thought i like surfing on the beach but it's actually i only surf on the net :'( what should i do :'( :'(

>>45
learn to swim (fuck all you junkies)

>>45

kill yourself

At the moment i'm learning how to surf with the help of my colleague with very good progress ;) Hermes here i come .

Secret Admirer ? Get the fuck out of this

Whoever's ID is heaven, fucking leave densha alone. he needs our help, if you don't want to be constructive, please piss off

yeah people, this is a true honest person with a real problem here. Look in your heart and find the courage to help this geeky guy. Please Densha, you must watch your language, its always so profoundly gentle and yet straight from your heart -- lets not care about those flamers and talk without the painful words as we are used from you in here.

Good job on the surfing! I heard it was really hard, but you're in love, and with perseverance everything can be achieved! (Sailor Moon I love you!)

OP stop trolling your own thread.

And stop bumping useless and unfunny threads.

tears how can you peoples say this? Fortunately, there will be one person who knows that Op doesn't write my posts. Which is op..

Densha, gambattene - I am rooting for you!

I'm >>52 and frankly, I couldn't care less if you're op or not. Just stop bumping this thread already. PLEASE.

thread sucks

hahaha, well this is interesting. Good luck with that.

:)

Oh wait, is that some kind of troll?

settle down dudes, where's the best place to buy a guitar at akibahara

i've said sorry, i don't know how to surf :'( she seemed quite understandin'

:(

WOW! what a great news!!! super, honesty prevails after all! Keep us posted plz.

Just keep balance when you surf !!!(It's sort of tips... I think :),I'll find more then)

That's right, balance is key. I've been searching for many surfing videos, and it strikes me that the coolest surfers always stand on the board, so you cant just lie on it. But they do that in the beginning, confused :S ?

keep it up!

thanks everyone!!!! the relationship is going ok at the moment ;)

Sorry ,but I have a question why everything happen like the movie ???????????? (Actually,I think you just a liar NEW DENSHA OTOKO) thank you for reading this !!!!

Because thread stinks.

!!!!! I've been invited to Herme's plaCE! omg! is her mum going to be there????!

Yay! way to go densha! you must be so excited - I am I am I am!!!

Now you need to think of a gift to bring right? I recommend flowers. Women always liek flowers!

Bring her a Sizzler coupon.

Densha!!!! do your confession!!!

i was fixing herme's computer at home...but didnt have the courage to confess :'( but i'm having a dinner with hermes' family this weekend!

why can't you idiots just read the damn board header

tanasinn

I believe this thread is going to read 1000get

You evil evil flamers, just go away. This is Densha's thread and nobody can take it away from us. There will always be Densha have faith and find courage, Densha!

densha !! then you must know you will do.
start from table manner

i'm learning table manner....my dad keeps zapping me :(

Thanks everyone ukyo, secret admirer...makyo./...why's everyone so nice :'( :'( :'(

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

fucking densha is a wimp

so im thinkin about mallot rapin this one cat

>>81
Good luck on that!

Anything happen yet densha?

Today I rescued a girl in the subway.

dont go around shitting that you're densha. THERE WILL ONLY BE A ONE AND ONLY DENSHA OTOKO OK?!

details requesting

gah. weekend info is disappointing. no update.

>_< so i had a dinner with herme's familY- her mum her brother...the food was so spicy, so i drank lots of water...and had to go leak urine. when i came back i saw herme's dad.. he asked me to go away cos he had some family matter to sort out..

herme's looked so sad...i ..useless...went away but then had to come back cos i forgot me hankychief..

herme's brother had become angry..fought with the dad then left... herme's parents were sorting out re:whether to divorce.
hermes was crying so...i summoned my courage "Yoshi, fightooo-oh!" and explained to them how important it is to be in peace which is what hermes wants..
in the end everyone settled, the mum signed the divorce paper...and i took herme's hand and we left together...

Wow. This has yet to register in my brain. It's a crazy story for me to believe. But, you did good.

OP can't be the new densha otoko, nurse-kun is the new densha otoko.

>>88, densha honey.

I checked this message board as you told me it was cool.

I RAWK!

Wow, looks like this densha-role-player is having fun playing out the plot of the story of the real densha otoko. Dude, stop. No, really.

is that really the Hermes? I thought Hermes was much more gently and nice. So Densha, what happened then, after the divorce paper signing? that must have been very tough on Hermes-san?

looking good!

lol

stop bumping this troll-started thread

you so mean! this thread is alive and kicking, you go ahead and bump, flamer - this si Densha's place. If you don't like it, don't post geez...

Densha, don't let them get to you! kitaaaa!

キタ！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

Densha-kun, i've just been playing you. You think i'm gonna date a loser like you? Get a life!

OH NOOO!!!! densha, is this true? answer quickly, please!

no, no, it can't be... just say it doesn't true

_|-|O

:'( ??? Hermes' computer isn't quite working at the moment....this weekend i was invited to go to a concert...but i got special tickets to check out one of my idols at akiba..damn it's so hard to decide...

where are you densha??

densha-kuuuun~~ ;w; how's everything going?

keep us updated!

がんがってね電車男訓～　（･w・）ｂ

aww.. ;_; i totally mispelled all of that..

Anyways, keep at it! kitaaaa!~

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At least idiots know how to spell "You're".

Hermes' finally kissed me ;) an adult kiss too :) thanks for all ur support.. :| sorry for lack of updates...my computer didnt function that well...

densha mate, how about the hot spring and the fucking tahiti trip? can u keep us posted.

densha mate, how about the hot spring and the fucking tahiti trip? can u keep us posted.

densha... shouldn't you be fucking herpes by now? why you still on this shit...go away

nigga yalls be trippin on crack juice dawg...aint no tight asian pussy gon' be clamping on yo tiny toothpicks they need a real manly man

arrgg me matey i dig smoking gooches

densha where the fuck are ya?

densha, where are you dude?

densha why are you in my pooper?

Fuck off you pieces of fucking shits, leave densha alone

what the hell is densha otako? 0_o

what the hell is densha otako? 0_o

hey densha's dad you wana climb into my asshole?

Sharapova lost! but not too bad. semi-final

lol?

No.

LOL! write a bit more!

KITAAAAAAAAAAA!
sorry if ii bumped

Kitaaaaaaaaaa!

BWUAHAHAHA. You know, you can find the original 2channel posts in an archive online...evil snicker

ZOMG!! Prepare the bomb shelter!! It's an air raid!!!

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! It's an ambush!!

doesnt any one watch it no more PMSL

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!

Salute! (`-´)>

Omg! This thread cracks me up! Keep up the pointless talk!

have a break. have a kitkat.

can we get rid of the "SPAM"'s cos i wanna read the full Densha conversation here :D

BENOIST DENSHA!!!! BENOISTTTTTTTTTTTT

Alright, who let the penguin of doom out of it's cage?

IT WAS I, CAPTAIN SHITTY THREAD

They should make an arabic densha otoko: "I rescued a pretty terrist who was being harrased by an air marshall on the plane"

>>159
YES, or perhaps the air hostess was serving BENOIST!!!! MOAR BENOISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! When she was attacked and densha rescues her.

Also... sage

sage goes in all threads!

hilarious

>>159
that'll be epic

Is there a way to get rid of all the "SPAM"?

lolx.. hows Hermes doing? XD

If by mistake Densha went to 4chan instead of 2chan, what do you think would have happened?

hey Densha... please reply to this thread.. Details required!!

For 167- i think it'll be very hilarious.

Where's densha nowadays? still at akihabara?

>>170
dead.

>>167
=D

>>171
D=

kitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>173
Eat a dick.

HELLO ! Come to me in your dreams and eat my penis cream

fuck you cunt

Tokyo sucks.

rather pointless when even this place acts like 4chan.

The hell are we keeping this poor excuse for a thread goin?

Heres a clue: 1. this is ment to be a joke
2. The people executing this jokes are blatent morons who cant get their own material and blatently rip off someone elses work.

I win you fail.

The Internet Pirate

>>179
I bet these facts are news to everyone, because on the internet it's also common sense that people who answer seriously are obviously serious too.
.........
Blat*a*nt
Blat*a*ntly

i dont understand any of that.
or the replies. :S

-punches- do not correct my bad grammar. For I m well capable of doing it myself.

This thread? Phailure!!!!!!

Also: KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~!!@@

-weakly- kitaaaaaaa

and such. Why the heck do we keep bumping this page anyways? tis quite scary when people validly believe that this is a serious thread. especially when its blatently obvious based upon the previous posts that this is just someone either rping out something or just trolling the crap out of the board.

Frankly, I'm banking on the second option

man, this is 2008. i better get in touch with my Hermes again.

NIGGER SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>186 da PG king actually said something useful for once.

>>187 he didn't sage though, so it's still detrimental

bloody hell.i forgot to buy hermes a gift on valentine's day

Someone delete this thread.

>>190

delete

Ummmm...Any Otaku's out there?!

No, nobody here but us chickens.

does Hermes celebrate easter? i better buy her some easter eggs. do-shio?

Deeper question, do any Japanese people celebrate Easter at all?

Presumably the small subset which are Christian...

This thread is both embarrasing to the person who created it, and to the original. If you are going to troll, then please stop with this pointless shit.

YES POINTLESS! what do you fucking care if you don't like it get the fuck out

Easter wa nandesuka?

the new densha can fertilize it

He Ru Me Su!!!! :) Show some respect for Densha :)

of course. i love densha

Sage.

who the fuck is sage?

babo shehkers

denshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is back :D

Sage never moved.

densha you wimp! don't ever show your face to me again!

actually I think Eiga Otoko has a pretty intense story that would qualify for the being something like a new Densha. But he doesn't have as many supporters as Densha though...

Any post containing "otoko" deserves an insta-ban.

I hereby name >>210, anti-otoko otoko.

>>209 movie guy?

biga pants?

wait what it's still going on the densha feverrr????

I love hermes but am too shy

1. if op is making a joke it's not funny and it's a waste of a useful board
2. if op is serious then you "Secret Admirer" have a problem helping other people.. so why even bother staying here?

SAGE RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

>>210

My name is John McCain, and I support this message.

>>209 did someone mention my name? :D
>>212 tis me

Well, while we're on the subject...

>>210

Nah, how about 'densha'?

>>216
Why the fuck did you bump this shit? Sage.

>>220
No, I really meant "otoko". Think about it, maybe you'll figure out why.