I am afraid i am the new densha otoko. Today i rescued a pretty girl who was harrassed by a drunk on the train.

:'( ??? Hermes' computer isn't quite working at the moment....this weekend i was invited to go to a concert...but i got special tickets to check out one of my idols at akiba..damn it's so hard to decide...

where are you densha??

densha-kuuuun~~ ;w; how's everything going?

keep us updated!

がんがってね電車男訓～　（･w・）ｂ

aww.. ;_; i totally mispelled all of that..

Anyways, keep at it! kitaaaa!~

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At least idiots know how to spell "You're".

Hermes' finally kissed me ;) an adult kiss too :) thanks for all ur support.. :| sorry for lack of updates...my computer didnt function that well...

densha mate, how about the hot spring and the fucking tahiti trip? can u keep us posted.

densha mate, how about the hot spring and the fucking tahiti trip? can u keep us posted.

densha... shouldn't you be fucking herpes by now? why you still on this shit...go away

nigga yalls be trippin on crack juice dawg...aint no tight asian pussy gon' be clamping on yo tiny toothpicks they need a real manly man

arrgg me matey i dig smoking gooches

densha where the fuck are ya?

densha, where are you dude?

densha why are you in my pooper?

Fuck off you pieces of fucking shits, leave densha alone

what the hell is densha otako? 0_o

what the hell is densha otako? 0_o

hey densha's dad you wana climb into my asshole?

Sharapova lost! but not too bad. semi-final

lol?

No.

LOL! write a bit more!

KITAAAAAAAAAAA!
sorry if ii bumped

Kitaaaaaaaaaa!

BWUAHAHAHA. You know, you can find the original 2channel posts in an archive online...evil snicker

ZOMG!! Prepare the bomb shelter!! It's an air raid!!!

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! It's an ambush!!

doesnt any one watch it no more PMSL

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!

Salute! (`-´)>

Omg! This thread cracks me up! Keep up the pointless talk!

have a break. have a kitkat.

can we get rid of the "SPAM"'s cos i wanna read the full Densha conversation here :D

BENOIST DENSHA!!!! BENOISTTTTTTTTTTTT

Alright, who let the penguin of doom out of it's cage?

IT WAS I, CAPTAIN SHITTY THREAD

They should make an arabic densha otoko: "I rescued a pretty terrist who was being harrased by an air marshall on the plane"

>>159
YES, or perhaps the air hostess was serving BENOIST!!!! MOAR BENOISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! When she was attacked and densha rescues her.

Also... sage

sage goes in all threads!

hilarious

>>159
that'll be epic

Is there a way to get rid of all the "SPAM"?

lolx.. hows Hermes doing? XD

If by mistake Densha went to 4chan instead of 2chan, what do you think would have happened?

hey Densha... please reply to this thread.. Details required!!

For 167- i think it'll be very hilarious.

Where's densha nowadays? still at akihabara?

>>170
dead.

>>167
=D

>>171
D=

kitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>173
Eat a dick.

HELLO ! Come to me in your dreams and eat my penis cream

fuck you cunt

Tokyo sucks.

rather pointless when even this place acts like 4chan.

The hell are we keeping this poor excuse for a thread goin?

Heres a clue: 1. this is ment to be a joke
2. The people executing this jokes are blatent morons who cant get their own material and blatently rip off someone elses work.

I win you fail.

The Internet Pirate

>>179
I bet these facts are news to everyone, because on the internet it's also common sense that people who answer seriously are obviously serious too.
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Blat*a*nt
Blat*a*ntly

i dont understand any of that.
or the replies. :S

-punches- do not correct my bad grammar. For I m well capable of doing it myself.

This thread? Phailure!!!!!!

Also: KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~!!@@

-weakly- kitaaaaaaa

and such. Why the heck do we keep bumping this page anyways? tis quite scary when people validly believe that this is a serious thread. especially when its blatently obvious based upon the previous posts that this is just someone either rping out something or just trolling the crap out of the board.

Frankly, I'm banking on the second option

man, this is 2008. i better get in touch with my Hermes again.

NIGGER SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>186 da PG king actually said something useful for once.

>>187 he didn't sage though, so it's still detrimental

bloody hell.i forgot to buy hermes a gift on valentine's day

Someone delete this thread.

>>190

delete

Ummmm...Any Otaku's out there?!

No, nobody here but us chickens.

does Hermes celebrate easter? i better buy her some easter eggs. do-shio?

Deeper question, do any Japanese people celebrate Easter at all?

Presumably the small subset which are Christian...

This thread is both embarrasing to the person who created it, and to the original. If you are going to troll, then please stop with this pointless shit.

YES POINTLESS! what do you fucking care if you don't like it get the fuck out

Easter wa nandesuka?

the new densha can fertilize it