new densha otoko (277)

1 Name: Densha : 2007-02-01 12:43 ID:KA2WnSRe This thread was merged from the former /love/ board. You can view the archive here.

I am afraid i am the new densha otoko. Today i rescued a pretty girl who was harrassed by a drunk on the train.

128 Name: Guitar : 2007-04-12 01:40 ID:pP9lWwUt

densha mate, how about the hot spring and the fucking tahiti trip? can u keep us posted.

129 Name: Guitar : 2007-04-12 01:40 ID:pP9lWwUt

densha mate, how about the hot spring and the fucking tahiti trip? can u keep us posted.

130 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-12 01:59 ID:rdrVekF8

densha... shouldn't you be fucking herpes by now? why you still on this shit...go away

131 Name: Three 6 Mafia : 2007-04-12 02:13 ID:ex7n8HkC

nigga yalls be trippin on crack juice dawg...aint no tight asian pussy gon' be clamping on yo tiny toothpicks they need a real manly man

132 Name: ANIMEFREEK312 : 2007-04-12 02:16 ID:ex7n8HkC

arrgg me matey i dig smoking gooches

133 Name: Guitar : 2007-04-18 11:17 ID:KgiKp0xf

densha where the fuck are ya?

134 Name: Dora-fan : 2007-05-13 12:25 ID:XsTykYm2

densha, where are you dude?

135 Name: Mega Orc : 2007-05-13 22:51 ID:TSMfu3pb

densha why are you in my pooper?

136 Post deleted by moderator.

137 Name: Densha's dad : 2007-05-18 11:08 ID:PmR++vL9

Fuck off you pieces of fucking shits, leave densha alone

138 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-18 21:30 ID:9aPg13dz

what the hell is densha otako? 0_o

139 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-18 21:30 ID:9aPg13dz

what the hell is densha otako? 0_o

140 Name: Mega Orc : 2007-05-18 22:19 ID:mW2hbKEh

hey densha's dad you wana climb into my asshole?

141 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-06-11 13:28 ID:MnVj1uJQ

Sharapova lost! but not too bad. semi-final

142 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-06-11 23:29 ID:UQO+4fF0

lol?

143 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-06-12 13:21 ID:Heaven

No.

144 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-06-13 14:11 ID:E69viDXg

LOL! write a bit more!

145 Name: No Name-san : 2007-06-25 18:30 ID:iFAinOsR

KITAAAAAAAAAAA!
sorry if ii bumped

146 Name: Kitaaa : 2007-07-06 13:49 ID:9x+zkPbW

Kitaaaaaaaaaa!

147 Name: ND : 2007-07-21 04:28 ID:Gigt9wCD

BWUAHAHAHA. You know, you can find the original 2channel posts in an archive online...evil snicker

148 Name: ND : 2007-07-21 04:28 ID:Gigt9wCD

ZOMG!! Prepare the bomb shelter!! It's an air raid!!!

149 Name: ND : 2007-07-22 02:31 ID:22/I8tpg

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! It's an ambush!!

150 Name: Kitaaaaa : 2007-08-24 13:10 ID:+1bwFY6k

doesnt any one watch it no more PMSL

151 Name: 丹頂女 : 2007-08-24 18:31 ID:9BR/+7YM

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!

152 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-24 21:20 ID:74AVSrnZ

Salute! (`-´)>

153 Name: Densha Otherwise : 2007-08-28 19:18 ID:sRtfd73d

Omg! This thread cracks me up! Keep up the pointless talk!

154 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-03 13:08 ID:gu7/ubX0

have a break. have a kitkat.

155 Name: :) : 2007-09-08 02:34 ID:4o5ONsZa

can we get rid of the "SPAM"'s cos i wanna read the full Densha conversation here :D

156 Name: sage : 2007-09-09 00:43 ID:c8xd4w/h

BENOIST DENSHA!!!! BENOISTTTTTTTTTTTT

157 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-09 01:20 ID:Heaven

Alright, who let the penguin of doom out of it's cage?

158 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-09 16:40 ID:Heaven

IT WAS I, CAPTAIN SHITTY THREAD

159 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-11 00:52 ID:BqcZVjFB

They should make an arabic densha otoko: "I rescued a pretty terrist who was being harrased by an air marshall on the plane"

160 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-11 02:16 ID:c8xd4w/h

>>159
YES, or perhaps the air hostess was serving BENOIST!!!! MOAR BENOISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! When she was attacked and densha rescues her.

Also... sage

161 Name: sage : 2007-09-13 15:42 ID:Heaven

sage goes in all threads!

162 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-14 01:33 ID:rRUguMzi

hilarious

163 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-14 03:05 ID:g0HsUwmw

>>159
that'll be epic

164 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-17 05:27 ID:Heaven

>>160

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

165 Name: Densha : 2007-09-19 02:11 ID:RxfH7qmX

Is there a way to get rid of all the "SPAM"?

166 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-21 04:54 ID:N3JGkAYU

lolx.. hows Hermes doing? XD

167 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-21 12:50 ID:BqcZVjFB

If by mistake Densha went to 4chan instead of 2chan, what do you think would have happened?

168 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-22 08:40 ID:ZkpaJJZo

hey Densha... please reply to this thread.. Details required!!

169 Name: :-) : 2007-10-01 12:11 ID:zC8NKGYE

For 167- i think it'll be very hilarious.

170 Name: :-) : 2007-10-11 13:27 ID:zC8NKGYE

Where's densha nowadays? still at akihabara?

171 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-10-11 23:53 ID:Heaven

>>170
dead.

172 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-10-22 02:12 ID:ynST78rs

173 Name: Densha : 2007-12-13 09:49 ID:saiUkuwI

kitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

174 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-12-13 23:46 ID:Heaven

>>173
Eat a dick.

175 Name: train man : 2007-12-17 07:43 ID:dZteKwjh

HELLO ! Come to me in your dreams and eat my penis cream

176 Name: Hermes : 2007-12-17 10:20 ID:27HRadCA

fuck you cunt

177 Name: Tokyo-san : 2007-12-22 05:56 ID:bkITn6QV

Tokyo sucks.

178 Name: spi : 2007-12-22 06:17 ID://O2VSbv

rather pointless when even this place acts like 4chan.

179 Name: The Internet Pirate : 2007-12-25 20:52 ID:uMbNuV4E

The hell are we keeping this poor excuse for a thread goin?

Heres a clue: 1. this is ment to be a joke
2. The people executing this jokes are blatent morons who cant get their own material and blatently rip off someone elses work.

I win you fail.

The Internet Pirate

180 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-12-26 02:07 ID:Heaven

>>179
I bet these facts are news to everyone, because on the internet it's also common sense that people who answer seriously are obviously serious too.
.........
Blat*a*nt
Blat*a*ntly

181 Name: Slurry of the PENINSULAHH : 2007-12-26 08:21 ID:wUJX8oNC

i dont understand any of that.
or the replies. :S

182 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-12-26 12:51 ID:WDrzCG13

-punches- do not correct my bad grammar. For I m well capable of doing it myself.

183 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-12-29 08:27 ID:8DHgARw0

This thread? Phailure!!!!!!

Also: KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~!!@@

184 Name: Dan-Dan : 2007-12-30 03:34 ID:uMbNuV4E

-weakly- kitaaaaaaa

and such. Why the heck do we keep bumping this page anyways? tis quite scary when people validly believe that this is a serious thread. especially when its blatently obvious based upon the previous posts that this is just someone either rping out something or just trolling the crap out of the board.

Frankly, I'm banking on the second option

185 Name: Densha : 2008-02-28 12:31 ID:WNM/qAJ0

man, this is 2008. i better get in touch with my Hermes again.

186 Name: da PG king : 2008-02-28 13:08 ID:NibqMHb5

NIGGER SHUT THE FUCK UP!

187 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-28 23:10 ID:Heaven

>>186 da PG king actually said something useful for once.

188 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-29 16:04 ID:Heaven

>>187 he didn't sage though, so it's still detrimental

189 Name: Densha : 2008-03-04 13:34 ID:WNM/qAJ0

bloody hell.i forgot to buy hermes a gift on valentine's day

190 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-04 16:51 ID:Heaven

Someone delete this thread.

191 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-04 22:11 ID:Heaven

192 Name: Otoko Densha : 2008-03-05 14:34 ID:Heaven

delete

193 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-13 22:55 ID:Uxc8Paly

Ummmm...Any Otaku's out there?!

194 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-14 14:00 ID:Heaven

No, nobody here but us chickens.

195 Name: Densha : 2008-03-16 10:23 ID:JWXZAM2n

does Hermes celebrate easter? i better buy her some easter eggs. do-shio?

196 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-16 11:33 ID:Heaven

Deeper question, do any Japanese people celebrate Easter at all?

Presumably the small subset which are Christian...

197 Name: dthncrnge : 2008-03-16 12:46 ID:ZXmFBTHs

This thread is both embarrasing to the person who created it, and to the original. If you are going to troll, then please stop with this pointless shit.

198 Name: 808azn : 2008-03-17 12:16 ID:Uqf4XZk8

YES POINTLESS! what do you fucking care if you don't like it get the fuck out

199 Name: RandomJapaneseKid : 2008-03-17 12:20 ID:rVcDrGez

Easter wa nandesuka?

200 Name: 808azn : 2008-03-17 12:22 ID:Uqf4XZk8

the new densha can fertilize it

201 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-04-04 04:07 ID:HzBYCFcn

He Ru Me Su!!!! :) Show some respect for Densha :)

202 Name: Hermes : 2008-04-11 13:48 ID:Q7owqsEQ

of course. i love densha

203 Name: sage : 2008-04-12 02:00 ID:Heaven

Sage.

204 Name: Densha : 2008-04-18 01:53 ID:Q7owqsEQ

who the fuck is sage?

205 Name: randomkoreankid : 2008-04-18 02:28 ID:7/86Yp9R

babo shehkers

206 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-21 11:10 ID:Le2Noqav

denshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is back :D

207 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-21 11:44 ID:Heaven

Sage never moved.

208 Name: hermes : 2008-07-22 09:18 ID:BzeYHgKC

densha you wimp! don't ever show your face to me again!

209 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-22 09:27 ID:C3kquU/8

actually I think Eiga Otoko has a pretty intense story that would qualify for the being something like a new Densha. But he doesn't have as many supporters as Densha though...

210 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-22 11:31 ID:Heaven

Any post containing "otoko" deserves an insta-ban.

211 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-22 14:40 ID:Heaven

I hereby name >>210, anti-otoko otoko.

212 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-23 02:02 ID:Heaven

>>209 movie guy?

213 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-27 18:09 ID:Mx6gz4mQ

biga pants?

214 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-27 19:37 ID:KuZoiDc6

wait what it's still going on the densha feverrr????

215 Name: Densha : 2008-09-16 11:08 ID:UkSUtniZ

I love hermes but am too shy

216 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-16 11:40 ID:zR73m4bb

  1. if op is making a joke it's not funny and it's a waste of a useful board
  2. if op is serious then you "Secret Admirer" have a problem helping other people.. so why even bother staying here?

217 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-16 13:51 ID:Heaven

SAGE RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

218 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-17 02:54 ID:Heaven

>>210

My name is John McCain, and I support this message.

219 Name: 映画男 : 2008-09-17 04:13 ID:GKK8lK30

>>209 did someone mention my name? :D
>>212 tis me

220 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-17 04:50 ID:Heaven

Well, while we're on the subject...

>>210

Nah, how about 'densha'?

221 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-17 06:26 ID:Heaven

>>216
Why the fuck did you bump this shit? Sage.

222 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-17 13:16 ID:Heaven

>>220
No, I really meant "otoko". Think about it, maybe you'll figure out why.

223 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-17 14:59 ID:Heaven

>>215 is ASSWIPE
SMAK YOU DOWN

I see perv on bus bother people and I don't go make/bump shit thread

224 Name: Densha : 2008-10-01 13:03 ID:dks/GB99

i love trains

225 Name: densha2 : 2008-10-14 09:02 ID:ZLBsInup

erumesuuu! come backkkk!!

226 Name: kaith : 2008-10-15 09:45 ID:b0nt6eLh

crazy!!

227 Name: rie : 2008-10-15 09:46 ID:noq1yoTB

akyet anak BU TRI

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