Can I steal someones tinfoil hat for a moment to throw something outlandishly weird out there?
Maybe this is how he gets his break but keeps his name out there, burning people out, shucking the title of internets boyfriend, perhaps putting a stop to the dancing bear persona or at least in its previous incarnation. Unless it's something hideous it wouldn't affect his roles much, right? I know I'm being nutters, but eh... just saying.

I promise to never don the tinfoil hat again.