Thread to talk about the actor Tom Hiddleston
Here's some info we were looking for yesterday on her plane - a photo of the tail numbers is featured in this article from 4 years ago:
I checked FlightAware, and her tail numbers were made private so they're not available for tracking by the public. Anyone claiming to be tracking her has inside information.
>>802 it doesn't show even on flightradar
>>800 that is interesting and it confirms what we have been saying all along.
I thought this was hilarious! http://theoanons.tumblr.com/post/146700500046/twittercommandyflower89status7483259641286082
Good research on the plane info! I imagined a super secret blog w a password.
The most recent update of the dailymail presents TS as TH's new gf in its title. But how does a relationship w TS increase TH's sex appeal for general audiences? If TH was with a single Scarlett Johonnsson, or a younger and single Angelina Jolie, or even just a gorgeous and visible SI model like Chrissy Tiejens, I would see that. TS has a pretty face and an amazing figure. She's a consistent song writer for her demographic of fans and a keen business woman. But she never has ever tried to be seen first and foremost as a provocatrice. I would consider the secret trip to RH as a saucy first date (if the pics hadn't been so staged.) But its countered by the immediate visits to a Selena Gomez concert. And the visits to their families make her seem as if she's up to her warp speed dating-as-usual tactics and cementing her "good girl" image for her fans. And the pap-walk family visit makes TH seem like he has changed his image completely from the serious artist/artisan who craved privacy. Luckily for his TH, I can't imagine that the press would stalk his young gorgeous niece or Mom. The most they'll do is stalk TH on his next R and R trip to visit them, though. By contrast, his neighbourhood in the City is still safe.
I certainly think that the couple likes each other, but this a masterful way for TS to dominate the headlines between albums. And I think that TH simply didn't want to vanish like a ghost in work like he always does till Thor 3 ends Nov 1, and just hope that that his next movies connect with audiences.
Hopefully leaving his schedule blank is a strategy, b/c Emmy and Globe nominations for TNM could raise the bar for the film scripts he is offered. He needs cohesive well-written scripts attached to directors who can sustain dramatic narrative tension for two hours. Except for TNM and HR, his other projects were more about concepts and characters than narrative.
I predict one San Diego CC romantic dinner with TS, and maybe one trip to Australia with a few pics. And then maybe a taper by summer's end. But perhaps that's just me fighting for his former image in the serious British press. Do you think that TH expected to he remonstrated so cruelly on both sides of the Atlantic in the press? Or did he assume that would be the case, and does TH just think he needs visibility and the money from the embargoed pics, no matter what? Last thought, that daytime Roman lunch pic would have been steamy had TH had a hand gracing her thigh.
>>805 goodness, her fans are as bad at relationship as she is, no wonder they dig her songs.
what about this one?
http://theoanons.tumblr.com/post/146699264751/omg-ts-stans-appear-to-be-really-like-locusts
Btw, I'm pretty sure some of them are writing at CB because all of a sudden is full of people rooting for this relationship to be true and them to get married because it's true love.
And we have TH reputation damage control in the dailymail! I'm hearing Streisand singing "The Way We Were" in my head. I wonder if this is by Luke and Co.? So wild.
>>808 That's how her fans track Taylor?
Maybe it's just me but I find it really disturbing how they track her actual plane.
>>809 Which article? In which way is it damage control? Has it managed to turn back time or erase our memories - because that's the only damage control that would work at this point.
Apparently the Swifty jet is on the move again according to her fans. En route to pick up Tom for the big 4th of July bash? Will we see their social media debut this weekend?
According to this little girl learning code in Karlie's class, Karlie Kloss herself confirmed Tom and Taylor are spending 4th of July together
>>808 Couch, I must be missing something so obvious. If I click on a Playback button I'm redirected to a map with hundreds of planes on the move, not just one (or one that is highlighted in the field of many planes).
What am I doing wrong.
Great minds, NewAnon!
>>812 Is it!? That is properly creepy that it can be tracked so easily.
>>812 I wouldn't be surprised if we get a social media debut. Strange times, kiddies. Strange times.
What was so important about the RADA thing that he needed to be dropped off?Or maybe he was packing and will go on to Oz from RI? But why not just have Olly bring a case to the airport so you don't have to deplane?
Well damn, I was really hoping Tom wasn't going to show up in the bouncy house.
>>818 I'm only surprised that he was dropped off in London! What was that about? I thought for sure they'd just jet back to the US together.
Like I said, he's in this to win it. The immaturity of a bouncy castle and being surrounded by her squad aren't going to deter him.
>>813 I also love that TS's friend is essentially ticking off the guest list to a random girl she met in a class: Yep, they'll be there. Go ahead and post it on social media, and if you have relatives who are paps, send them to this address. Wink, wink! I have a feeling there may be a lot of cameras out in this secluded backyard...all the better to publicize you, my pretty!
Wow. Like in it to win it like marriage? Or in it to win it like long term relationship and PR and Hollywood exposure?
>>820 Or maybe they'll just quietly celebrate without any hubbub or photos. Spend some quality time together away from the public's gaze.
>>819 why would it - a party like this is right up his alley. Remember the first silly MTV stuff with Josh where he was wearing a fake mustache, pulling pranks and they had a 'sleepover'?
>>821 I said before that I have no idea of what 'winning' means exactly. I don't even think he has a clear idea!! But like everything he does, he's going full bore with this one! Work that bouncy castle, TH. Work that inflatable swan. Work that stars and stripes onesie.
His only complaint the whole weekend will be that his onesie wasn't tight enough to properly show off his package.
>>823 But that was for promo on a movie. Being silly and fun for promo work is one thing, hanging around on a bouncy castle in a non-ironic way when you're 35 is another.
Dropped off 6.29 and is going to be picked up again on 6.30 or 7.1. WTF? I'm amazed how she uses a jet and engages in transatlantic flights likes it's the family Volvo making the school run.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Borat-Mankini-American-Stars-Stripes/dp/B008VPAJNE
Please wear this Tom. Around inflatables and sparklers. It'll really help dispel those gay rumors
>>826 I didn't even bother writing 'sarcasm.' I knew you'd all know it was!
How do you use the tracker of the plane? And where is the plane right now?
It just occurred to me that if TH stays with Tay Tay who is mostly tits, teeth, silicone and rhinoplasty, we are going to witness an incredible transformation. I'm predicting hair plugs, botox and and a return to the glorious radioactive face
>>828 He mostly resembles Uncle Sam actually. Tall, thin, can't grow a proper beard, looks of retirement age (that was unnecessarily cruel - I apologize). I predict TH as Uncle Sam: I WANT You...for an over publicized relationship.
This will be my first July 4th without alcohol since I was about 20. I do not need this shit on top of what's already a non-margarita and Corona chaser holiday. Bite me, TayTo!
>>834 Can I suggest we all drink heavily so you can live vicariously through our slurry updates.
Woah. I almost didn't recognize Tom without Taylor attached to his hand http://theopiniondominion.tumblr.com/post/146722749030/kaleidoscope112-from-tweetingpaula-on-twitter
>>836 "Where is Taylor?" Yes, Tom, this is your life now.
>>833 Re: your second comment - if I see Hugh Hefner's name in any TS/TH related article from here on out I'll know the press is lurking here.
>>831 I don't think she's mostly tits, teeth and rhinoplasty but I DO think she's mostly immature and crazy, especially in respect to her relationships. Sadly this has already rubbed off on TH, or at least unlocked the secret crazy vault he had hidden so well. I would have dealt with hair plugs better than pap strolling his immediate family.
>>835 Do it! The friend whose party we're attending has promised me 'mockaritas' which she assures me are just as tasty as the real thing. I, in turn, promised her an afternoon of my eyes burning her like laser beams every time she tries to serve me a mockarita. Margaritas without tequila are like unconsecrated communion wafers - no damn point.
>>836 Calling the gf to see when his ride is picking him up? Looking back at two weeks worth of memories and selfies? Approving the pap schedule for the holiday weekend - those totally natural pictures aren't going to stage themselves?
>>839 Any cocktail that contains the word 'mock' is cruel.
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/awkward-taylor-swift.jpg
At a cursory glance she has had a lot of work done for a mere 26 year old: new boobs, eye lift, nose job, teeth makeover, rumored butt implants.
Saying that, TH certainly has a celebrity smile and frozen fivehead.
I'm suddenly hoping they stay together forever so we can watch them surgically mimic each other a la Liberace and Scott Thorson.
Is there any credence to the 'source' that was tipped off by the Kloss? Sounds a bit baity to me.
>>840 It was a fan on Twitter, so it could really go either way.
"...it looks like the British actor could be moving in on Calvin Harris' Armani deal "
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/tom-hiddleston-take-calvin-harris-8322512
>>842 Oh how interesting. I guess the Armani deal is one of the perks of the contract?
Here's this too:
http://www.australianetworknews.com/tom-hiddleston-taylor-swift-romance-in-trouble-tom-sick-of-being-followed/
I wonder if when they do eventually break up, they'll use the invasive paparazzi excuse. Hilarious, considering they invited them along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=96&v=l48OaQPwEVc
Freaky foreshadowing....!
This combined with the fanfic is just TOO MUCH
>>844 hahahha! Down to ITALY! It's eerie!
You know sometimes I feel like Taylor was a tumblr Hiddlestoner and MET was her fangirl dreams come true lol Who knows maybe she wrote that fanfic herself 😂
>>845 By all accounts she used to be very active on tumblr so there's no doubt she was well aware of TH and the obsession over Little Hiddles and probably read that story.
In light of this showmances blatant fakery combined with this video and that fanfic I'm removing my foil hat and declaring she was shrooning with the team and came up with most of the storyline. It's like she's branched out from songwriting to penning romance fiction to showmancing her romance fiction irl.
>>846 That's right she was. Damn. Combined with the response to the MET dance off and everything Tom she may have read/ found on tumblr, she very well could using the fanfic and the Hiddleswift shippers wet dreams as a guideline. Or at the very least, being on tumblr she very well could've just ended up crushing on Tom shrugs
Actually I have no idea. With that said, this whole relationship so far though DOES look like a TH fanfic come to life. Seriously.
>>843 This article sounds like it was translated into English from the original Serbo-Croat: "Recently, Swift was seen decked up typical like a British countrywoman. She also sported a matching wax jacket akin to Hiddleston"
I'm not feeling the Botox: http://the-haven-of-fiction.tumblr.com/post/146666684008
He's definitely had his teeth done, but I think braces, not caps. Here he is with his retainer: https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/366339750912751108/
They still aren't totally straight especially on the bottom jaw.
>>823 I agree here, he has no problem to be silly at parties - we've seen enough photo booth pics of him wearing silly hats, clown glasses, making faces, etc. I totally see him jumping in that bouncy house, lol. He would look ridiculous, but he'd be up for that, I have no doubts. I hope there are photos!
>>814 I know, it does the same to me, I think you are supposed to know where it left off and be able to find it in that sea of other planes. I was too tired last night to do try, but at least we know the dates.
The 4th of July party is going to take place on the 2nd, isn't it? So it could be TH might spend Saturday in RI or NY and then leave for OZ.
>>836,839 Not having a hand to hold he was holding the phone. O r maybe he suddenly remembered he has to learn lines for a living.
>>842 Wouldn't that be even more pathetic than already is? Not only he's a kept man, she relies on her to land a job.
>>844 I said it from the start, when TS started following him on twitter in 2014 when she hardly followed anyone, it was a sign. She went to that dinner and Gala knowing well prepared and knowing very well what would work with him, i.e. praising ISTL like it's the best thing that ever happened to cinema and dancing.
>>843 that would be hilarious because "DUde, didn't you know? Have you heard of google?"
>>849 Botox requires biannual injections. I think he's as lazy with them as he is with changing his clothes, which is a good thing. While there's products and facials that give you temporary facelifts for special events, there's none I know of that will completely erase a deeply indented frown line. I've been watching that frown between his eyes vanish and slowly reappear, particularly in the last year.
The bottom teeth are a mess which I find endearing.
>>850 Getting silly isn't the problem, looking silly is (Hugh Hefner/ Selena Gomez). Maybe that's the final straw we all need to jump off this fascinating ledge
This is fun, they make fun of TH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eubkn38NQ5Y
CH was TS's true love, they should never have split
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHSpWM8A2eF/
>>856 Ouch! Is he suggesting, perhaps, that Ms Swift doesn't write her own songs and music by herself?
>>857 that and/or that he existed as a renowned artist before TS, which is true.
>>856 They were peas in a pod.
I wonder what delights to expect with TayTo; a twangy yodelling album with a touch of pop or a rom com: "Too fast: making out in Italy after a few weeks'
>>850 Hi qaz! It will be all fun and games, then either a pap with a super-long range lens will catch it and the creepy old man jokes will start.
>>854 I'll have to watch for the smooth forehead - I wasn't paying attention to that part of his body. I should be embarrassed, but ...
>>860 CH was def >>854the emotional one in the relationship.
>>861 It's my job to look at faces. I gotta say, I can't stand working on botox faces. The fat literally weeps out of their pores onto my brushes. I can't blend powder products, I have to stick to creams only even on eyelids. It ruins my brushes- they're instantly dripping in gross fat on contact. So there's a warning to all you lurking potential botox users. Aside from looking waxy and frozen and weird.
If I'm remembering correctly, the last time the smooth forehead made an appearance was when he did that photoshoot in all those double-breasted pinstripe suits.
>>862 Oh that is so gross! Eeeeeeew!! I have never seen any website tell you that is a side effect (no wonder!)
>>863 Ignore all stills photos for reference as they are photoshopped. I go off red carpet or formal appearances. Nothing can be cheated on film. Unless you're Nicole Kidman in that Australia movie who had to have facial expressions edited onto her face frame by frame because she was so frozen (notice she didn't work for a while after that role)
>>865 It's something I've only recently realised and am forcing it as a discussion amongst peers in the industry. It is a problem which none of us have spoken about before. Maybe because it's so prevalent now, it's not just for celebs, everyone's doing it
>>866 Thinking about it, there was a time when his skin looked great - during the September CP tour. I wondered if he had had some super hydrating treatment which made a difference for those 10 days or so. If he had just had Botox it iwould have worn off by April and he might not have had time to get it redone between Vietnam and starting the next publicity tour, when his skin looked bad.
>>861 Hey, Whatsinaname! Well, that Hugh Hefner comparison is a bit mean, but... yeah. He and squad will look all kinds of awkward together. That's why I want photos, lol. I'm morbidly curious.
>>862 OMG, eeeew.
>>866 Did they really do that for her? I love this kind of insider info, do continue sharing! :)
tinfoil hat
You know, speaking of insider info, I find it alarming that the relationships being compared to TayTo most frequently are Cloony and Amal (gay) and Tom and Katie (gay). So that's a bit weird.
I need to stop sharing, it's the same combination of codeine and alcohol brought about by a mouth massacre in a period of temporary unemployment. Disaster. Although it's been so much fun to follow this charade.
>>870 Ah yes. But the question would be: which half of TayTo is gay?
I will now crawl back into my own tinfoil cocoon and await the next conspiracy theory.
>>870 Or, as I just realized is possible, were you saying that all parties involved in those relationships are gay? (If you don't feel comfortable answering don't worry about it.)
>>872 I have only heard of one side being gay but who knows? There were career opportunities galore for both partners involved (and for TH if you think about it)
>>874 Haven't heard on the grapevine that AC is gay, just GC. I think she just has a tooth of gold.
>>875 Tooth of gold is a kind description. All of Tom Cruises ex's have made a name for themselves and also garnered a lot of leverage in the industry. It's possible TH is doing the age old bearding in reverse (because he's a feminist). It's a reach though and I may not come to this conclusion when sober
>>876 Of course! Bearding for feminism! Yes, for feminism, just like his naked bottom, thrusting on television and movie screens across the globe.
Those "number 11" vertical wrinkles that TH has between his eyebrows are a classic sign of smoking also...
>>880 Well Taylor was wearing a tinfoil dress to the Met Gala so she is way ahead of us!
>>882 damn you're right, I forgot the first axiom of the TS book, "everything is planned in advance"!
Is the fact that BBC Radio1's program is shading them really really bad?
http://teddiestum.tumblr.com/post/146746867633/tom-hiddleston-situation-being-discussed-on-the
>>884 Yikes! Tom's been a guest on that program, hasn't he?
It's never ending, the cynicism pours another drink
I sense a GC article coming. They always like to trot one out when the press gets too bad for TS...or too close to the truth.
GC?
>>887 I don't think TS is capable of that sorta avant guard approach to video making or social experimentation. This is what usually happens when people are so surprised at a situation that they can't believe it's real; they start to try to explain it away. We've all done it here with our tin hats.
This is probably what it appears to be: a relationship that is being marketed, managed and PRed in the most cackhanded fashion imaginable.
If they were smart, they might cut and run and say it was a social experiment or music video, but I think they're going to double down and stick to the PR plan. For my own prurient viewing pleasure, I hope they also double down on the cackhandedness.
>>890 Gossip Cop. A mouthpiece for TS as well as other celebs. I'm fairly certain they let PR people write their copy.
Wow. The mocking just continues. I really hope the two don't end up doing something dumb and extreme just to change people's minds about the relationship being real. Because with their current timeline it won't look good.
>>891 Avant garde TS!!!!!! No, I don't believe that.
Who knows what is going on inside TS's lizard brain. This is a new experience for her, having the tablecloth pulled away so everyone can see how the trick is done. I have little doubt, though, that she is image-obsessed enough to pull the plug if she thinks this is harming her, irrespective of any feelings she might have for TH.
My feeling is that he is a bit of a romantic, very keen at the moment, possibly thinks he is lurve, and will be defiant. For the moment. The fun for me will be seeing how long love triumphs over the fact that he is a laughing stock, and that his carefully crafted public image is in the toilet. That's the battle I want to watch from the sidelines. I can't wait for the first interview he does after this debâcle.
>>895 I agree, I think he'll be stubborn about it. He's said often enough (aside from wanging on about privacy and not oversharing) that he can't control what people think of him, so I think he'll stick to that and feel he is being true to himself.
Captcha is - Dilation - WTF!
>>895,896 I wish he had stuck to some other of the things he said. But I hope that if he says something along the lines of wanting to be private about his love life or that some things are sacred, the journalists will laugh in his face.
>>897 Same here. It's going to be interesting to see how he handles it.
>>895 Agreed. I wouldn't be surprised if he believes that it'll all just blow over in due time.
I do find it interesting that E! went from publishing detailed accounts of TayTo's dates minutes after the pics release to writing think pieces about the couple's supposed staged romance and worrying for Taylor Swift.
Has it really been 48 hours since we were gifted with any pics? Is this the calm before the July 4 social media apocalypse?
