>>657 I LOVE this!!

1) TS is the kind of bee-yach who only starts texting her friends again once she breaks up with the last man.

2) The RI pap encounter "was the result of a very successful first date" - in RI!!! "He went up to her house in RI and the financial incentive to date her just bloomed pretty instantly" (I might have misquoted slightly there)

3) TS and Calvin "were already talking about breaking up." Ok.

4) "They were together all night [of the Met Gala]". Bit of a Freudian slip there, I think.

5) Even if all this is true Tom is still that creepy guy who calls you the day you break up with someone else.

6) I am never going on holiday to RI. That swan pastry looked shit and the joint closed at 9pm.

7) Nashville is "more private". Oh rly?

8) "They aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet. but they're seeing each other". What the actual FUCK? Then what exactly have we been sold these last 2 weeks? I thought he was the One. Does TS mean by this, "the one who is boning me at the present nanosecond"

9) [tin hat on] Or is this last sentence confirmation that this is an extended summer shag with publicity benefits which NOBODY expects to go further?