http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/
feel free to mock this author
saw this on SA.
do a google search for 'agony in pink'
I loled
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2962524/1/
Any FF story that starts with the heros in a bar SUX </public service>
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2958713/1/
<i>It was true too. Suki and Tempest were both 17, Nochesure (Nox) and Ayame were both 16, and poor Mitsu was only 15. Not even old enough to drive yet.</i>
Yeah, 'cause every medieval teenager was stressing about the dreaded Driver's Ed class. Or not..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2962555/1/
umm, google, anyone? McCoy never had kids..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2875140/1/
Shore leave and a baby -- no we do think you're brilliant...
Fanfiction is funniest when 14 year olds try to be serious.
The story "Your Unmortal" (which I think was deleted) was worse. It had worse spelling and Dumbledore wanting to have sex with the author. shivers Because the author's hot? That's creepy.
I actually have that one saved ont omy computer. I'll post it here later.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BHQZTYL9
And here it is. It was written by the same person as the one linked to in >>1 .
Toe Rape. Enough said.
>>10 Toe Rape
That one was deliberately written as a parody of bad fanfic. It's aware of its own crappiness and revels in it, as it exists to spork all other badfic everywhere. The author uses every horrid trope of bad anime fanfic--OOC behavior, ghastly subliterate prose studded with malapropisms and misspellings, a certain lack of detectable plotting--to mock all the badfic on the Internet.
There was a Dragonball Z / Diary of Anne Frank crossover written around 2000 or 2001. It was a crossover, a romance, and eventually an erotic story. The author's grasp of the mechanics of the language is not bad, but a story in which an anime alien martial arts superhero and a real person who actually lived in the 20th Century, who happened to be a very underage girl who died in the Holocaust, have lots of freaky sex, cannot avoid being hideously wrong on multiple levels, even if the prose itself is not bad.
I'm not kidding about this story. Google for it. You will find it. And it will make you want to gouge out your own eyes with a rusty spork. Just knowing that it exists makes me feel vaguely unclean.
>>Just knowing that it exists makes me feel vaguely unclean.
It kind of makes me happy. It sure is a big, wide world we live in, with lots of different kinds of people and ideas. You could say that story is the true essence of human culture.
>>12
You say that now, but I bet you haven't read it yet.
Can I have a link yto the DBZ / Anne Frank crossover, because it sounds really horrible and I'm slightly curious?
You can find it at
ttp://smallcave.net/goferchan/afgoku01.html
You have been warned. It is every bit as soul-destroyingly wrong as you would expect.
I promised I would never have to unleash this hell upon the world once more...but you asked for it. Savour your destruction.
[QUARENTINE]
http://www.big-big-truck.com/bebop/twfe.html
[QUARENTINE]
Just read the story...hate to crush a young hopeful, but it is horrible...why did I even bother to read it? _|¯|O
Anything written for money (ex. Sheckley&Zhelyazny duet)
http://www.bestcareanywhere.net/stories/grandrapids1.htm
This one sucks more!
Sir Bookworm, I went to the link you posted, and I locatted the fanfiction, but, to my surprise, there were only two pages. You previously mentioned, and I quote, "A story in which an anime alien martial arts superhero and a real person who actually lived in the 20th Century, who happened to be a very underage girl who died in the Holocaust, have lots of freaky sex, cannot avoid being hideously wrong on multiple levels, even if the prose itself is not bad." They didn't appear to have sex. Not that I'm terribly dissapointed, but I was wondering; why did you say that? Thanks in advance...
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.
Are you mocking me, Sir? If you are...well done!
>>1
i'm crying with laughter with this one. I kind of hope that it is a joke, but at the same time, I hope to god that it's not.
The worst fanfic ever was "Myth of the White Fox" by Ben Stallion. Dear god... It made my head explode...
>>1
That made me wanna cry, and I didn't even read to halfway x_X Please, please tell me that's a joke! o_0
what's really bad are people that take their fanfics seriously. like on this messageboard somebody wrote:
"Yes, this one IS serious, my friend.
I'm writing a fanfic in which he is a major character, but little is known about Kian, and since I take my work very seriously plus a member on this site (forever77) suggested, I'm opening up this thread. So this thread is to establish what was offered and implied about Kian Alvane in DF."
wtf. fanfics SERIOUS BUSINESS
>>1 Seen it, joke fic.
Best/worst fanfic? DBZ / Anne Frank crossover. But I can't find the link.
http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=6020
Not so much the actual fic, but the first sentence:
"This story has obviously one too many words for you fuckers who depend on mom to sit on your bed and read Run Spot Run, but for those guys who don't just read picture books and clap their hands at the Cat in the Hat, here you go."
Hay it's Internet Tough Guy.
Oh, somebody already posted the DBZ / Anne Frank link :7S. It's a joke fic (obviously) and a few years ago somebody on the SA forums claimed to have written it.
>>1
Lol, great troll, almost got me there. I was had until the "I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists." Lol. Subtle.
Still, I can't believe it went for another 20 or so chapters. Less effort = excellent troll.
I still am not completely sure it's not a troll, though. Hopefully it is, because if it isn't, SOMEBODY SHOOT ME NOW.
>>34
Nah, you can tell when the author subtly overdramatises certain bits.
O lol that story sucked BIBS!
Pthoo.
Holy crap. I'm surprised nobody's stumbled upon the fics I've come to fear the very mention of.
#1 fic series of all time in terms of sheer epic whatthefuckisthisness is the legendary Artemis's Lover by Oscar. To this date I have not been able to find a complete version of the fic. And I suspect any sanity I have been able to preserve over the relatively few years of my life are because of it.
Oh, and did I mention the guy wrote a series?
http://www.nabiki.com/mst/megane67/mst/oscarfic/
Go, but beware; this is bat country.
Your Unmortal sounds like a response to the worst of all the worsts, the harry potter fanfic My Immortal. Check it out, it's hilarious. We're not sure if it's a parody or an actual story written by an idiot. But watch out, you might explode.
The fanfiction My Immortal appears to be written by an actual idiot. I have looked over her personal web pages and I don't think ANYONE would go to the trouble of sound so ridiculously stupid on approximately 12 different websites.
This is on purpose maybe? I hope so.
I have read this. I made it to about the fifth chapter and gave up from laughing so hard. I don't think it's a troll, I think the writer feels she has actually cpativated readers in a good way, and has so many hits because she writes well. I'm not saying she does, but that could possibly be it.
I'm trying to read the entire thing straight through. I doubt I'll make it; I may die from laughter.
Anybody remember the Never Ending Story? Well I found this gem in that very section on Fanfiction.net.
(1) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3839035/1/Mikephantom5_vs_the_Darkness_Part_1
(2)http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3839039/1/Mikephantom5_vs_the_Darkness_Part_2
What this has to do with the original source material, I do not know.
There was some LotR fic about Celebrian having to be a sex slave to some Orc king that was really ridiculous.
Now, mikephantom5 high school, and 14. He showed his power when he did his friends, Anna and Zach is now fighting his assistance. To June 11, 1998, Mike and his friends were the first to fight. Of course, they won. They now only fight for the villain (nothing special). Sunny, hot days, Mike said, "Man, we want to try to do something to help fight this battle is too easy to robbery," "Yeah," Anna said. "What I think Zach?" But Zach is asleep. "He has opinions about it." Suddenly appeared in the dark cloud. "What's challenging me?" Mike asked. However, it only rain. "Oh, no!" According to the microphone and Anna. "What did I miss?" Said Zach waking. "Uhh!" Exclaimed Mike. "What's happening is a challenge!" Then he ran in the house. "I think we will leave them." Zach said. "Mike can not be too bad to go, we get a little ceasar pizza." ANA said, as the microphone to get out of the house. "Exclaimed forget, Mike !!!!!!!" out of the window.
ITT: People who don't realize that ALL fan fiction is bad.
>>55
Of course, sometimes it's so bad it loops back to awesome.
AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE
"AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXZXXXXXXXXXXXXX"
"“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!"
Fuckin copy pasted. God I wish I was lying.
Bookworm: I remember that part.
Anyways, I got to chapter 17 or so before I stopped due to shortness of breath from laughter and being slightly offended (Baptist).
I loved it when she said that she would slit her wrists if anyone flamed her. It's not like anyone gives a damn about what she does to herself.
>>1
that can't possibly be real. it's a very well crafted joke
Best. Shit. Ever.
Fucking amazing in that it is utter shit. And I've only read chapter 1. How do people think this stuff is any good? Write all you want, but don't go posting every little shit-thought that comes into your head on the internet. facepalm
"I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that)"
>>People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR.
We're up against a master here.
Here's a little treat for you all:
http://kingjing.deviantart.com/art/Chapter-one-BADFIC-75783600
http://kingjing.deviantart.com/art/Badfic-Deux-76300973
http://kingjing.deviantart.com/art/Badfic-The-third-Chapter-76940520
http://kingjing.deviantart.com/art/BADFIC-THE-KONKLUSON-77578169
An intentionally bad fanfic combining Willy Wonka, Transformers and Megaman/Rockman.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4366801/1/the_darkness_within
can't tell if it's a troll of legit. only one chapter so far afterall.
>we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR
I don't even want to think about what that would sound like.
Eek I am a longtime fan of the epic "My Immortal", but when I went to read it again I found that it is no more?? Does anyone know where I can find it, or has anyone saved it? I might have to go listen to MCR and slit my wrists whilst dressed like Amy Lee if not.
Fear not, it is here!
>>77
I see no fanfic, except for http://4-ch.net/book/kareha.pl/1154120458/ which is epic.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/985384/1/The_Legend_of_Zelda_The_Three_Heroes_of_Time
I wrote this back when I was 12... >_<
But at least being 12 makes it a valid excuse...
Hopefully.
To see how far I've come...
http://community.livejournal.com/rocket100/tag/giovannixseren%27s+fics
I found My Immortal yesterday and decided - after an extreme lapse in intelligence - that it couldn't be as bad as everyone thought, so I launched my own investigation.
Turns out, I was right...it's worse.
34 chapters in and I wish I had blown my brains out 33 chapters ago.
By the time you get towards the end, the first chapter actually seems well written...
O my fuckin god!