Worst Fan Fiction ever! (83)

1 Name: LongLiveRock : 2006-05-26 20:42 ID:mk+CYyQ4


feel free to mock this author

34 Name: Bookworm : 2007-03-27 00:30 ID:DPUuy2eW

I still am not completely sure it's not a troll, though. Hopefully it is, because if it isn't, SOMEBODY SHOOT ME NOW.

35 Name: Bookworm : 2007-03-27 12:27 ID:3fAtDmpi

Nah, you can tell when the author subtly overdramatises certain bits.

36 Name: Lysalda : 2007-04-03 19:22 ID:I8VEnC7J

O lol that story sucked BIBS!

37 Name: Gelli : 2007-04-03 19:22 ID:I8VEnC7J


38 Name: Ryn0r : 2007-04-08 17:59 ID:AOO+xtfa

Holy crap. I'm surprised nobody's stumbled upon the fics I've come to fear the very mention of.

#1 fic series of all time in terms of sheer epic whatthefuckisthisness is the legendary Artemis's Lover by Oscar. To this date I have not been able to find a complete version of the fic. And I suspect any sanity I have been able to preserve over the relatively few years of my life are because of it.

Oh, and did I mention the guy wrote a series?


Go, but beware; this is bat country.

39 Name: Bookworm : 2007-04-12 06:20 ID:f7y1Su9w

40 Name: Bookworm : 2007-04-13 04:11 ID:Heaven

41 Name: Que : 2007-06-06 18:09 ID:fzCijKDr

Your Unmortal sounds like a response to the worst of all the worsts, the harry potter fanfic My Immortal. Check it out, it's hilarious. We're not sure if it's a parody or an actual story written by an idiot. But watch out, you might explode.

42 Name: Bookworm : 2007-07-16 02:27 ID:Heaven

Requesting a re-upload

43 Name: Bookworm : 2007-07-17 05:51 ID:ZJl8vEu3

44 Name: Bookworm : 2007-07-24 11:15 ID:BT6zA+9z


>¤¤¤ (hentai scene cut here)

GJ Anonymous.

45 Name: Bookworm : 2007-07-24 23:46 ID:Heaven


The name's Bookworm, smartass.

46 Name: ObsidianKitsune : 2007-09-04 03:58 ID:SZGB0KOJ

The fanfiction My Immortal appears to be written by an actual idiot. I have looked over her personal web pages and I don't think ANYONE would go to the trouble of sound so ridiculously stupid on approximately 12 different websites.

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48 Name: Bookworm : 2007-10-18 16:39 ID:lkiXS4Ld

>>46 She's not a troll. She has her own lj, even.

49 Name: Ahhh!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2007-10-22 05:17 ID:Q7HDRInd

This is on purpose maybe? I hope so.

50 Name: Journalism101 : 2007-10-24 02:15 ID:V6FaTOOs


I have read this. I made it to about the fifth chapter and gave up from laughing so hard. I don't think it's a troll, I think the writer feels she has actually cpativated readers in a good way, and has so many hits because she writes well. I'm not saying she does, but that could possibly be it.

I'm trying to read the entire thing straight through. I doubt I'll make it; I may die from laughter.

51 Name: Bookworm : 2007-12-26 01:50 ID:M4VOWZgO

Anybody remember the Never Ending Story? Well I found this gem in that very section on Fanfiction.net.
(1) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3839035/1/Mikephantom5_vs_the_Darkness_Part_1

What this has to do with the original source material, I do not know.

52 Name: Bookworm : 2008-01-28 22:32 ID:Kfvhjxab

There was some LotR fic about Celebrian having to be a sex slave to some Orc king that was really ridiculous.

53 Name: Bookworm : 2008-02-02 03:19 ID:a1czdmc9

Now, mikephantom5 high school, and 14. He showed his power when he did his friends, Anna and Zach is now fighting his assistance. To June 11, 1998, Mike and his friends were the first to fight. Of course, they won. They now only fight for the villain (nothing special). Sunny, hot days, Mike said, "Man, we want to try to do something to help fight this battle is too easy to robbery," "Yeah," Anna said. "What I think Zach?" But Zach is asleep. "He has opinions about it." Suddenly appeared in the dark cloud. "What's challenging me?" Mike asked. However, it only rain. "Oh, no!" According to the microphone and Anna. "What did I miss?" Said Zach waking. "Uhh!" Exclaimed Mike. "What's happening is a challenge!" Then he ran in the house. "I think we will leave them." Zach said. "Mike can not be too bad to go, we get a little ceasar pizza." ANA said, as the microphone to get out of the house. "Exclaimed forget, Mike !!!!!!!" out of the window.

54 Name: Bookworm : 2008-02-02 18:56 ID:Heaven


55 Name: Bookworm : 2008-02-06 00:19 ID:gOtQeIkE

ITT: People who don't realize that ALL fan fiction is bad.

56 Name: Bookworm : 2008-02-07 04:11 ID:Heaven

Of course, sometimes it's so bad it loops back to awesome.

57 Name: Bookworm : 2008-02-07 21:29 ID:ytVjfZkg


58 Name: Bookworm : 2008-02-10 03:19 ID:Heaven


59 Name: Bookworm : 2008-02-16 11:18 ID:ERw+BXIs

"AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!


"“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!"

Fuckin copy pasted. God I wish I was lying.

60 Name: Deco : 2008-03-02 04:45 ID:q2TQDw+g

Bookworm: I remember that part.

Anyways, I got to chapter 17 or so before I stopped due to shortness of breath from laughter and being slightly offended (Baptist).

I loved it when she said that she would slit her wrists if anyone flamed her. It's not like anyone gives a damn about what she does to herself.

61 Name: Bookworm : 2008-03-03 15:28 ID:/+lCLJYI

>>59 and >>60
Can I have the link, please?

62 Name: Bookworm : 2008-03-05 17:31 ID:Heaven

Read OP's post.

63 Name: Bookworm : 2008-03-05 23:33 ID:vaHB+bEQ


64 Name: Bookworm : 2008-03-05 23:35 ID:vaHB+bEQ

that can't possibly be real. it's a very well crafted joke

65 Name: Bookworm : 2008-03-06 02:52 ID:prq7ywLE

Best. Shit. Ever.

66 Name: Bookworm : 2008-03-08 23:37 ID:vF3m6rEr

Fucking amazing in that it is utter shit. And I've only read chapter 1. How do people think this stuff is any good? Write all you want, but don't go posting every little shit-thought that comes into your head on the internet. facepalm

67 Name: Bookworm : 2008-03-12 06:49 ID:wdWc1PVI

"I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that)"

>>People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR.

We're up against a master here.

68 Name: Bookworm : 2008-03-15 03:15 ID:EfwwiKEE

69 Name: Wario : 2008-03-19 03:39 ID:Heaven

Yeah right

70 Name: Bookworm : 2008-05-18 01:36 ID:M4VOWZgO

71 Name: Bill Murray!GlFfM97Rjs : 2008-05-18 19:32 ID:mulJ7+C1

moar liek greatest troll ever.

72 Name: Bookworm : 2008-07-03 19:34 ID:BApeU5Ww


can't tell if it's a troll of legit. only one chapter so far afterall.

73 Name: Bookworm : 2008-07-04 14:37 ID:Ho21diRF


>we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR

I don't even want to think about what that would sound like.

74 Name: HeartBroken : 2008-11-26 12:46 ID:qEcTeULi

Eek I am a longtime fan of the epic "My Immortal", but when I went to read it again I found that it is no more?? Does anyone know where I can find it, or has anyone saved it? I might have to go listen to MCR and slit my wrists whilst dressed like Amy Lee if not.

75 Name: HeartBroken : 2008-11-28 00:27 ID:qEcTeULi

Fear not, it is here!

76 Name: HeartBroken : 2008-11-28 00:28 ID:qEcTeULi

77 Name: Bookworm : 2008-12-15 09:51 ID:ujFsYAV7

78 Name: Bookworm : 2008-12-15 15:05 ID:EfwwiKEE

I see no fanfic, except for http://4-ch.net/book/kareha.pl/1154120458/ which is epic.

79 Name: Cassandra : 2010-01-05 00:46 ID:KogyGJDF

I wrote this back when I was 12... >_<
But at least being 12 makes it a valid excuse...

To see how far I've come...

80 Name: Simmera : 2010-01-05 20:52 ID:H2j7y6yg

I found My Immortal yesterday and decided - after an extreme lapse in intelligence - that it couldn't be as bad as everyone thought, so I launched my own investigation.

Turns out, I was right...it's worse.

34 chapters in and I wish I had blown my brains out 33 chapters ago.

By the time you get towards the end, the first chapter actually seems well written...

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82 Name: Downward Spiral : 2010-07-29 21:58 ID:5bDh8DRh

O my fuckin god!

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