( ´ω`) hello kids! Be serious please.

( ・-・) Oh the insanity!

( ´ω`) Who were you, again?

( ´ω`) What was that? I guess someone snuck in here...
(・∀・) I dont know Grandpa. I guess some loser somehow wandered into Dqn.

( ・-・) Losers have been wandering DQN for years now, and BOY DOES IT FUCKING SHOW

( ・-・) Yeah especially now that you're here Beady Eyes

( ・-・) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL I'M A FUCKING COMEDY GENIUS WATCH OUT HERE COMES THE FLAME TRAIN WOOOO WOOO FUCKING WOOOOOO

(・∀・) I think he's a bit upset about his thread getting vandalized.

(・∀・) Or euphoric.

(・∀・) Or just plain crazy. Heh.

( ・-・) KAWAII! SUGOI DESU NE???

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

( ´ω`) SHHH!!!

(・∀・) It didn't? Guess I'll have to try again.

(・∀・) I think I fixed the bug in the flux capacitor, Grandpa! It should work properly now!

( ´ω`) Junior, today at 10:04 A.M., LIGHTNING DID STRIKE THIS CLOCK TOWER.

( ・-・) No it didn't, you liar.

( ・-・) That's because you're so addle-headed that it took 211 days for you to finally register my reply.

(・∀・) I'm not whatever-headed, and it seemed like 211 to me. Give or take.

( ´ω`) I like the look of that pole.

( ・ω・) Yes, I also like the look of that mustachioed Pole.

( ・ Ψ・) How dare you proclaim yourself sane, Grandpa? Only a certified Psypa can do that.

( ´ω`) What are you, some kinda pokeymon?

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ac­k a­ck A­HHHHK AAA­AAHHH AAA­HHHHH AC­K!
A­C­K!! ahh­­hhk a­c­k ac­k ac­k? A­CK AA­AAC­KKK!!!! A­CK A­CK AC­HHHHH­K ac­k ac­kkkkkkk!!!! AC­K!???!A­CK!! ahhhh­k a­ck a­ck a­ck?

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A­C­K!! ahh­­hhk a­c­k ac­k ac­k? A­CK AA­AAC­KKK!!!! A­CK A­CK AC­HHHHH­K ac­k ac­kkkkkkk!!!! ac­k ac­k? ac­k AC­KKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKK!!! a­ck a­ck AHH­HHK AAAAA­HHH AAA­HHHHH AC­K! AC­K!???!A­CK!! ahhhh­k a­ck a­ck a­ck?
AC­K A­CK AC­HHHHHK ac­k ac­kkkkkkk!!!! ac­k a­ck? a­ck A­CKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ac­k a­ck AH­HHH­K AAA­AAHHH AAA­HHHHH AC­K! AC­K!???!

AC­K!! ahhhh­k ac­k ac­k ac­k? A­CK AAAA­CKKK!!!! AC­K A­CK AC­HHHHHK ac­k ac­­kkkkkkk!!!! ac­k ac­k?

( ◎ ヮ◎) The hell? 'ssif I can do som'n like that right away!? I'll kill you, you bastard! Bwa, bwa, bwaawkkl.

( ´ω`) Somebody's been reading too much Doonesbury.

( ^ω-) Ackpfffftt

(　･ิω･ิ) is the founder of the elitist superstructure. He formed the Elitist Superstructure to honor soldiers like ( ´ω`). He recruited ( ・-・) and ( ･ิm･ิ), and eventually (・∀・), ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) and (´^ิω＾ิ) become members temporarily.

(　･ิω･ิ) becomes corrupt and clones (・∀・) without his consent. (・∀・) finds out and leaves the Elitist Superstructure. ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) and (´^ิω＾ิ) become intent on destroying the Elitist Superstructure. Instead of recruiting more members (　･ิω･ิ) uses copypasta to form the rest of the Elitist Superstructure members so that his system became automated by dumb memes

-Cracky-chan Dies from cancer after her nanomachines are disabled
-Squeeks dies after his nanomachines are disabled, then DADDYCOOL finishes him off

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) dies trying to save (◕ ◡ ◕)' body in a fire because she believed (´^ิω＾ิ) was really taken over by （　｀ハ´）. ( ・ω・) tries to save her but his face gets burnt.
-( ´ω`) IS STILL ALIVE. How the gently caress?
-( ´ω`) dies by deliberately breathing in the mutated VIPQuality ( ・ω・) was injected into him by (,,#ﾟдﾟ). He saves ( ・ω・)'s life by appearing before ( ・ω・) shoots himself. And thus revealing that he is still alive and confirming (´^ิω＾ิ)'s true intention.

( ´ω`) kills (　･ิω･ิ) at the graveyard. (　･ิω･ิ) was practically dead already, he was just alive in a physical sense at that point.
-(´^ิω＾ิ) dies [（　｀ハ´） was never alive or possessing (´^ิω＾ิ) bwahahahaha] (´^ิω＾ิ) and ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) planned to take down the Elitist Superstructure from the beginning. (´^ิω＾ิ) reveals that he was a "doppelganger" of （　｀ハ´） to throw off the Elitist Superstructire.

-( ・ω・) lives but has 3 months to live, so he goes off to live the remainder of his life in solitude.

(・∀・) TL;DR

( ・ω・) Don't worry, I'm always here to listen!

( ´ω`) And I'm always here to tell long rambling stories without a purpose.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what did you do at the Siege of Mafeking?

(・∀・) Is that all!? You didn't Maffick? At Mafeking? I'm astounded!

DQN FANTASY

(・∀・) is FIGHTER.
( ´ω`) is BLK BELT.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) is WHT MAGE.
( ・ω・) is RED MAGE.

TOGETHER THE FOUR WARRIORS OF DQN WILL DEFEAT （　｀ハ´）WHO HAS TAKEN
　　　　 　　　／⌒ヽ　　　　DQN-KUN AS HOSTAGE. WILL THE FOUR
　　　　 　　/（●）（●） 　　WARRIORS OF DQN PREVAIL??
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　　　　 　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　　　
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　　　　 　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　 　

( ・-・) I propose a Fellowship of DQN.

( ・-・) You can have my pills.

( ・-・) But remember, one does not simply trip into the Secret Area of VIP Posters.

(・∀・)っ-̾ Hey grandpa I started smoking

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Poseur! You don't possess the intellect for accessorized smoking.

( ´ω`) Off-camera, I'm a desperately unhappy man.

(・∀・)っ-̾ Of course you are, Grandpa

(-∀-)-̾ inhale

(・∀・)っ-̾ We all are.

(・∀・)　　　ミ ̾-
　　⊂彡

(・∀・) Who are you to call me a kid?

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从;;;;;(X-X )::从;;;;;从人￣| ......

(・∀・) Yeah, that's what I thought.

( ´ω`) You won't hear this often but good job.

But don't go and get any ideas now, kiddo.
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　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) Ow! Ow! What the Ow!
　　　　☆

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　　　　　|Д｀)　　　No one is here.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can dance now !
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　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN

(・Ａ・) Drat, they just left.

(・∀・) Grandpa! Wake up quickly! The circus is in town!

( ´ω`) Yay! Circus!

( ´ω`) Now you can run away and join them!

(・∀・) Circus?　What are you talking about?

(・∀・) Did you forget to take your meds again?

( ´ω`) Shouldn't you be packing your bag on a stick and hoboing it out of here?

(・∀・) I don't have a stick.

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that Boney was a warrior AND a terrier?

( ´ω`) As much as Paddy was an Irishman.

(・∀・) Who's Paddy?

( ´ω`) Poor Paddy worked on the railway. He was wearing corduroy britches, digging ditches, pulling switches, dodging hitches, he was wrking on the railway.

Grandpa, what happened to your legendary threads?

( ´ω`) I'm sure they're around here somewhere.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Did I just imagine hearing that question?

( ・-・) Take your pills.

(・∀・) NO DON'T DO IT!!!

( ´ω`) Don't do what now?

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( ´ω`) Well, I certainly won't click on that

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think I could write a funny article on the holographic universe and what it means when really smart people get bored of their own work to start having fun with the uneducated masses?

( ´ω`) Well, I for one resent it when a representative of the people refers to you and me, the free men and women of this country, as "the masses!"

( ´ω`) This is a term we haven't applied to ourselves in this country

( ・ω・) My thread is higher up on the list than yours. Could this mean that I have finally surpassed you in popularity?

( ・ω・) Oh darn.

>>127 ( ・-・) I love that game.

( ´ω`) Shut up, both of you!

( ・-・) You still use Vi from your tube console don't you gramps?

( ´ω`) Nolite arbitrari. Potius, oportet te sentire. Et eritis tanasinn.

(・∀・) STOP SPEAKING CHINESE!!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the discovery of moé?

( ´ω`) Lonely saps masturbated to Disney characters, Jimmy.

(・∀・) Eww! Kimo~i!

(・∀・) Wow, Grandpa, this thread's a real stank bucket.

( ´ω`) I blame you.

(・A・) Awwwwww.

( ´ω`) Time to bump all the open Grandpa threads!

Hey, Clonpa?

( ´ω`) What the heck's a clonpa?

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(　･ิω･ิ) crisp hat

（　｀ハ´） who was died? thotely

(・∀・)　Grandpa, what was life like before we became deathless ghosts of electricity and data, circuiting endlessly throughout the internal universe, knowing neither past nor future but only the eternal searing oblivion of the present?

( ´ω`) Kids these days with their "booyakasha" this and their "wo pah" that and their "tchaw" yon

( ・-・) Those kids are pushing 40 if not more

(・Ａ・) Grandpa! Hitler dood! Wat nou?　

( ´ω`) They don't show panties in anime like they used to

( ´ω`) All the cocks in the world won't live up to an old-fashioned 200GET.