( ´ω`) hello kids! Be serious please.

hoi

( ´ω`) ACCESS DENIED
( ´ω`) >C:___

( ´ω`) I'm write-protected, you nub.

(・∀・) I TAKE OUT MY HOLE PUNCH AND then FORMAT C: /q /u

(ﾟ∀ﾟ) Put me in the air and my speed will lead;
All in the shine like a miracle weed.
I just won't stop wit' them treasures with me;
Said it before, I was born to be.

( ´ω`) What's a hole punch going to do to a C: drive, kiddo?

( ´ω`) ...

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) ... I like the other Grandpa thread better.

( ´ω`) Comedy is only as good as the straight man, Junior. You have to do a better job of lobbing them over the plate.

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

( ´ω`) We am legion for us is heaps

( ´ω`) ......

(・∀・) Punch holes in it!

( ´ω`) Sonny, is this some imported meme from a very stupid imageboard ? I should put Family Guard Pro Web Filter on your computer.

(・∀・) Sanepa, someone in the "Hi kids!!" thread offered me candy to get in his car. What should I do?

( ´ω`) Have you accepted his offer yet?

(・∀・) I'm holding out for full dental.

( ´ω`) Dammit, I was denied my 1000get!

(・∀・) You were ripped off, Grandpa.

(・∀・) Sanepa, another stupid thread got to 1000. Not only that, there hasn't been a single post in this thread since the beginning of part 5! What should we do?!

( ´ω`) Keep under the radar.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

(・∀・)

( ´ω`)

( ・ω・)

<丶｀∀´>

>>80
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Get out

<丶｀∀´> kekeke

<丶｀∀´> nida

(・∀・)

(　･ิm･ิ)

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ)

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) So one day I --

( ´ω`) SHHH!!!

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) ...

( ・ω・)

( ⌒д⌒)

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) So one day I --

( ´ω`) SHHH!!!

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) ...

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) But you said..

( ´ω`) What is it with kids these days? They wait 50 days and STILL don't finish their sentences.

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) So one day I --

( ´ω`) SHHH!!!

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) ...goddammit.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Grandpa, how come your Christmas gifts suck, unlike those from my other grandpa? They look like they came from the dollar store!

( ´ω`) Dollar store? What do you think I am, made of money?

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa! Remember this thread?

(・∀・) Old isn't it? From 1993.

( ・-・) Oh the insanity!

( ´ω`) Who were you, again?

( ´ω`) What was that? I guess someone snuck in here...
(・∀・) I dont know Grandpa. I guess some loser somehow wandered into Dqn.

( ・-・) Losers have been wandering DQN for years now, and BOY DOES IT FUCKING SHOW

( ・-・) Yeah especially now that you're here Beady Eyes

( ・-・) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL I'M A FUCKING COMEDY GENIUS WATCH OUT HERE COMES THE FLAME TRAIN WOOOO WOOO FUCKING WOOOOOO

(・∀・) I think he's a bit upset about his thread getting vandalized.

(・∀・) Or euphoric.

(・∀・) Or just plain crazy. Heh.

( ・-・) KAWAII! SUGOI DESU NE???

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

( ´ω`) SHHH!!!

(・∀・) It didn't? Guess I'll have to try again.

(・∀・) I think I fixed the bug in the flux capacitor, Grandpa! It should work properly now!

( ´ω`) Junior, today at 10:04 A.M., LIGHTNING DID STRIKE THIS CLOCK TOWER.

( ・-・) No it didn't, you liar.

( ・-・) That's because you're so addle-headed that it took 211 days for you to finally register my reply.

(・∀・) I'm not whatever-headed, and it seemed like 211 to me. Give or take.

( ´ω`) I like the look of that pole.

( ・ω・) Yes, I also like the look of that mustachioed Pole.

( ・ Ψ・) How dare you proclaim yourself sane, Grandpa? Only a certified Psypa can do that.

( ´ω`) What are you, some kinda pokeymon?

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( ◎ ヮ◎) The hell? 'ssif I can do som'n like that right away!? I'll kill you, you bastard! Bwa, bwa, bwaawkkl.

( ´ω`) Somebody's been reading too much Doonesbury.

( ^ω-) Ackpfffftt

(　･ิω･ิ) is the founder of the elitist superstructure. He formed the Elitist Superstructure to honor soldiers like ( ´ω`). He recruited ( ・-・) and ( ･ิm･ิ), and eventually (・∀・), ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) and (´^ิω＾ิ) become members temporarily.

(　･ิω･ิ) becomes corrupt and clones (・∀・) without his consent. (・∀・) finds out and leaves the Elitist Superstructure. ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) and (´^ิω＾ิ) become intent on destroying the Elitist Superstructure. Instead of recruiting more members (　･ิω･ิ) uses copypasta to form the rest of the Elitist Superstructure members so that his system became automated by dumb memes

-Cracky-chan Dies from cancer after her nanomachines are disabled
-Squeeks dies after his nanomachines are disabled, then DADDYCOOL finishes him off

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) dies trying to save (◕ ◡ ◕)' body in a fire because she believed (´^ิω＾ิ) was really taken over by （　｀ハ´）. ( ・ω・) tries to save her but his face gets burnt.
-( ´ω`) IS STILL ALIVE. How the gently caress?
-( ´ω`) dies by deliberately breathing in the mutated VIPQuality ( ・ω・) was injected into him by (,,#ﾟдﾟ). He saves ( ・ω・)'s life by appearing before ( ・ω・) shoots himself. And thus revealing that he is still alive and confirming (´^ิω＾ิ)'s true intention.

( ´ω`) kills (　･ิω･ิ) at the graveyard. (　･ิω･ิ) was practically dead already, he was just alive in a physical sense at that point.
-(´^ิω＾ิ) dies [（　｀ハ´） was never alive or possessing (´^ิω＾ิ) bwahahahaha] (´^ิω＾ิ) and ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) planned to take down the Elitist Superstructure from the beginning. (´^ิω＾ิ) reveals that he was a "doppelganger" of （　｀ハ´） to throw off the Elitist Superstructire.

-( ・ω・) lives but has 3 months to live, so he goes off to live the remainder of his life in solitude.

(・∀・) TL;DR

( ・ω・) Don't worry, I'm always here to listen!

( ´ω`) And I'm always here to tell long rambling stories without a purpose.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what did you do at the Siege of Mafeking?

(・∀・) Is that all!? You didn't Maffick? At Mafeking? I'm astounded!

DQN FANTASY

(・∀・) is FIGHTER.
( ´ω`) is BLK BELT.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) is WHT MAGE.
( ・ω・) is RED MAGE.

TOGETHER THE FOUR WARRIORS OF DQN WILL DEFEAT （　｀ハ´）WHO HAS TAKEN
　　　　 　　　／⌒ヽ　　　　DQN-KUN AS HOSTAGE. WILL THE FOUR
　　　　 　　/（●）（●） 　　WARRIORS OF DQN PREVAIL??
　　　　 　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/　　　
　　　　 　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　　　
　　　　 　 //　| |　 　　　　
　　　　 　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　 　

( ・-・) I propose a Fellowship of DQN.

( ・-・) You can have my pills.

( ・-・) But remember, one does not simply trip into the Secret Area of VIP Posters.

(・∀・)っ-̾ Hey grandpa I started smoking

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Poseur! You don't possess the intellect for accessorized smoking.

( ´ω`) Off-camera, I'm a desperately unhappy man.

(・∀・)っ-̾ Of course you are, Grandpa

(-∀-)-̾ inhale

(・∀・)っ-̾ We all are.

(・∀・)　　　ミ ̾-
　　⊂彡

(・∀・) Who are you to call me a kid?

    ∩∩ 　　　　　

从;;;;;(X-X )::从;;;;;从人￣| ......

(・∀・) Yeah, that's what I thought.

( ´ω`) You won't hear this often but good job.

But don't go and get any ideas now, kiddo.
　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) Ow! Ow! What the Ow!
　　　　☆

　　　　　| ＼
　　　　　|Д｀)　　　No one is here.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can dance now !
　　　　　|

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN

(・Ａ・) Drat, they just left.

(・∀・) Grandpa! Wake up quickly! The circus is in town!

( ´ω`) Yay! Circus!

( ´ω`) Now you can run away and join them!

(・∀・) Circus?　What are you talking about?

(・∀・) Did you forget to take your meds again?

( ´ω`) Shouldn't you be packing your bag on a stick and hoboing it out of here?

(・∀・) I don't have a stick.

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that Boney was a warrior AND a terrier?

( ´ω`) As much as Paddy was an Irishman.